#skeetle answers

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space au. CONSIDER it

?????

#haha? #i dont undertand bestie #what are you talking about #please explain 💀 #skeetle answers

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bitesyoubitesyoubitesyou - genderlesshades

augh augh i am bitten

#pain. immeasurable pain #naur naur #skeetle answers

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Hello bestie I see your adversion to answering the "what is your fav troll question" and by context clues I'm going with Gamzee bc

A. He do the murder many a time

B. He be gay; have you seen how he acts around Tavros

Ergo your fav Homestuck troll is Gamzee peace I'm out *mic drop*

actually i was beeing funky about it all to mess with prinny. i guess my actual favorite would be the big sweaty guy but probably mostly for the fact that he is tall. i think i could shake half the cast in a salt shaker, stare at the rest, and put one of them in a blender. i dont really have favorites.

but you can guess which one is going into blender jail.

#skeetle answers #yes it is the homestuck #yeah i cant believe im answerin this but wawoo i guess #whats funny is i kinda. mostly have fandom osmosised all of this ok i am not a certified homestuck. i think. #but like. its obvious #who is going into the blender jail. there are no blades i promise but i am getting a paper. it is an oversized cup. #i mean i do but really its like a rotating cast(e haha pun) of favorites #sometimes itll be big horse guy and then sometimes the hipster and then sometimes- #gonna be honest i dont think gamzee makes the cut. hes funny in the comic but as a whole im just. why do you do these things man. #i dont understand him enough for me to get all of his nuances or whatever tbh hes a funny little (long) guy i g #okay enough from me #wawoo

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🥚

sure.

#is it obvious im clearing out asks. this one's from dec 22nd. cries #skeetle answers #to my poor followers staring at the enslaught of messages #apologies. sob

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trolls are gay on premise

aware

#yes it is the homestuck #skeetle answers

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space skeetle, *space*

💀.

#now that youve explained it in dms. finally. #im really not getting back into the fandom my friend #i cometh and goeth with the fandom activity for insperation #most of my mutuals dont really post dsmp stuff anyways so #shrug emoji??? #skeetle answers

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SKEETLE SKEETLE SPACE AU

?

#?? #im sorry;; i dont understand lol #haha #skeetle answers

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i am staring at u intently - genderlesshades

hi! i see i am being stared at.

#hi hades! #skeetle answers

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i’ve always maintained tags on my blog by utilizing the drafting feature! bc i get too lazy to tag posts as i rb them, i draft all my rbs, then go in and tag them at a later point. (usually i do it en mass and queue em so i have posts going 24/7 but that’s mainly preference fbsksndnnd)

is there a quick-hand version of drafting things? its hidden in the little reblog tabbies thing so lots of clicking :( <- makes a pathetic little face

(also hello anon!! :D <- thrives off of attention)

#just kidding :) you need to water me to live #anyways #me enjoy the j+l buttons to speedrun dash #also #. i have 18k likes ahahaha #itd be easier to code a bot at this point #have everything reblogged under my reblog tag #but i like organizing by type :( #and making comments :( #skeetle answers

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🥚🧢

you gave him a hat. hurrah

#head in hands #skeetle answers

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It is a wonder you haven't noticed yet

this was sent on december ninteenth twenty twenty one. what on earth does it mean.

#whomst is this #i will wonder #i hope its not who i think it is #but theres a solid chance it aint. wawoo to whoever you are i suppose #skeetle answers

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free 

#answered all of the asks. most of them are from friends so i hope theyre not mad it took like. forever. i will probably #change my username back #and pfp #egads. #anyways skeetle has rambled enough

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poor hollis after that session, not one break for the poor soul

not a single one

#skeetle & dnd! #skeetle answers #this u prinny. or shei. pls. im dying. one day flashing is gonna show up and ill only know by syntax. then ill just die

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I just remembered to send this, Rip Prof Johannes Jackson, you were a great character and hollis was very clearly gay for you, rest in peace blondie, or fight more navy cause we got no confirmation you were dead, fuck em’ up man. ✌️

prinny.....

#the next session is in. two days. #you are giving me ulcers #i am weeping #sobbing #how dare you come into my house #and say those things #skeetle answers

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yes yes we know, thank you for coming out, now what is the blood color of your favorite troll

the gay one

#:D #yes it is the homestuck #skeetle answers

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at least 95% of them murdered each other, it just didn't stick

i thought it sure did though they looked dead to me

#like multiple times #yes it is the homestuck #skeetle answers