#which is kinda weird

[milkweedman]

Unexpectedly big harvest from the garden today. That pink tomato is from the 'black tomato' plant. They never turn black--I did let the first ones stay on the vine in the hopes that they'd eventually turn black, but they rotted instead. So I guess it was mislabeled. Pink is pretty too though.

Also, 99% sure my zucchini look that way because of their proximity to the lemon cucumbers. I believe zucchini are typically just green. They taste good though.

#little bit of blossom end rot on one of the tomato plants but not any of the others #which is kinda weird #i should probably put some fertilizer in the beds and pots before everything dies #so many green tomatoes and its starting to be fall #gardening

[al4st0r-th3-altru1st]

no thoughts, just carmilla carmine

#firefly speaks #she's so cool.... #how am i attracted to like half the characters in this damn show. her design is so good #anyways the theories about her are really intriguing #i like the theory about her being a fallen angel; it seems pretty likely considering the parallels with her and vaggie #and the way carmilla instantly knew vaggie was a fallen angel? like it was immediately obvious to her but not to any of the main characters #which is kinda weird #i'm unsure about the theory with carmilla being eve but it does sound pretty cool #hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #hazbin carmilla #carmilla hazbin hotel

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

Just when I think I couldn't hate Mobius more I end up seeing something that makes me hate him more

This is a man who utilizes torture and happily believed a lie for centuries and he claims notice everything

The one guy who is well-known for being a strategist who always preferred mischief and tricks to violence, and he's being told that "he's a man of action" in contrast to his more "cerebral" partner 😂😂

The rest of the quote is meh. If it's followed by a scene where Mobius is shown not noticing something then that line can be interpreted as him bragging or a display of pride or arrogance. I don't know what happened after so I can't judge, but it is ridiculous to ever try to imply that Mobius is smart. Dude is dumb as it gets and S1 proved just that.

Anyway. Another scene where Loki is defined by someone else. Picture me surprised.

PS. More on this ask. (x)

#I'm not surprised though #I know a lot of Loki fans who think he loves violence and he's always fighting and punching his way out of things #which is kinda weird #they see him as this dude who never thinks before he acts and he likes to fight and never stops to think of the consequences #sometimes I wonder if those fans are actually Thor fans but like Loki's aesthetic or something #when I say Thor I mean Thor1 before he got better of course

[rainworldroompoll]

Pick Your Favorite Rain World Room, Day 22.1

This is not single elimination! Every room with at least 10.0% vote will move on to the next round.

There is a hidden slugcat in one of the rooms (they can be in any color). If u can see it comment or reblog with where they are and if u are first, u get a cookie!

Credit for game screenshots goes to: Rain World Interactive Map and me

Congratulations for day 21.1 winners!

#rain world poll #rw #poll #rain world #rw poll #fun fact #S11 rubicon is not on the interactive map #but it does just exist and someone just didnt put it there #which is kinda weird #since the room above it doesnt have the shelter symbol #when it normally does

[choices-binglebonkus]

MY PARROT ICHABOD LOVES LANCELOT TOO LMAOOOOO I THINK HE REALLY JUST LOVES LONG-HAIRED MEN IN CHOICES

#which is kinda weird #because he HATES men irl #their deep voices scare him #but he loves long-haired M!Gabe #and long-haired M!Lancelot #I haven’t even shown him tom sato yet lmao he’s gonna lose his mind #choices stories you play #playchoices #choices stories we play #pixelberry #pixelberry studios #playchoices fandom #choices stories you play fandom #choices stories we play fandom

[pianokantzart]

A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.

Look at him. He's so tired.

#You just want to give him a hug and a crisp 20$ #Makes me wonder if they were planning on having Mario with a lot less self confidence at the beginning #which explains the ''Super Luigi Bros'' logo #It would've been a lil weird but I'm also kinda here for it #I'm rolling this around in my mind as an AU #Super Mario Bros #Mario Movie #Mario movie concept art

[weevmo]

totally not based on something I said to my 'friends' during a round of mario karts

#mario #luigi #wario #waluigi #mario bros #super mario bros #super mario brothers #mario brothers #often times me and my friends kinda roleplay our characters as we play #which leads to a lot of fun dialogue and creative insults #then there's weird shit like this

[cwilbah]

i dont know what happened in dec 1851 to this family but im pretty sure it killed their three daughters. and only their daughters

#which is kinda weird #tobias talks #were they murdered or smth #if not that illness went fuck these three in particular

[happyheidi]

#ohh how I love spring! #kinda weird that is was snowing here tonight tho but yeah #hoping for spring asap #and I’m feeling it in the air #which I love #cottagecore #frog and toad #illustrated book #illustration #frogs #toads #amphibians #kids books #spring aesthetic #spring vibes #nostalgia #nostalgiacore

[spooksier]

this too is yuri

#art zone #fanart #loz #botw zelink #botw #totk #zelink #opened my eyes to the truth that is zelink #its about the DEVOTION its about the LOYALTY #its also about that post talking about link’s personality change in botw #which made me think about how weird and like. kinda sad it would be for zelda to have to #relearn who her best friend is

[lovesickeros]

☆ you sow; & thus you shall reap what you are owed

{☆} characters tsaritsa {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood, violence {☆} word count 0.8k

You are dying.

Gold melts into the dirt, bleeds into the very earth that you'd molded by your own hands – a familiarity you do not understand the source of – you know it to be true, yet you do not remember it as Teyvat does. It weeps, in turn, for the way you bleed upon it, the way your lungs strain for breath.

It is fury and sorrow and fear and hatred so raw that your mind buckles.

You will die.

"A dying godling and its judge, it's jury – it's executioners," The voice is hollow and cold, sweeps across your broken body like the first chill of winter, "Archons who saw themselves Gods, now brought to heel by their own hubris."

A cold hand upon your cheek, the brush of a thumb across your lip, the gentle caress of cold across your skin. You know her – you don't remember, you shouldn't recognize her but you do – and she knows you. The cold beckons and you follow, let her kindness settle in the hollow space of your chest. You want to speak, to cry and scream and rage, let the world burn around you in a fit of flames so hot even she cannot contain it – but she silences you, quiets the anger seeping into your blood, quiets Teyvat itself.

"Do not speak, little godling. Guide my hand," She is cold; her hands are not gentle, yet it is bliss compared to the callous, cruel hands that have shattered you. She is cruel and cold and brutal but she is love in the way she kisses the crown of your head. She is love in the way she is the bulwark between you and the world that has scorned you – she is fury in the way she brings them to their knees. "And I shall enact judgement most divine."

They will pray for forgiveness, and they shall find themselves wanting.

"It wasn't our fault!" They cry, but you cannot recognize the voice – it breaks and cracks like glass. "They were too human. How were we meant to know? We– we thought they were.."

Silence.

You watch your judge – the executioner, the blade that shall carve their sins into the very marrow of Teyvat, stand above you like death. As cold as winter and just as brutal. Your temple has been painted in the gold of your divine blood, and she shall complete the masterpiece with their own. The Archons shall become the grandest art in the world – this temple the canvas, their blood the paint and their bodies the palette. The cold that cuts sinew cradles you – it sings to you, whispers sweetly in your ear and carves bone from body in the same breath. The cold presses it's lips to your wrist and it cradles a heart within it's palm – judges them and finds them guilty.

It is her spear that rests between their ribs, her sword that dissects and her dagger that carves – the cold devours.

In the breadth of this divine sanctuary, the Archons dwindle. They become the pieces of a divine work of art, they bleed and bend and break upon her hands. She shakes the heavens and carves mortality into the bones of the divine – your word is Law, and you weave their deaths into the roots of Teyvat itself.

They shall know of their grand folly in every moment henceforth and longer still and they shall weep.

And as the curtain falls, as the world crumbles beneath fist and blade, she cradles your face between hands too cold – as gentle as a shard of ice between your ribs, as brutal as the kiss of gentle snowfall. The world buckles at the loss of six, but she alone does not allow it to break – you will have to mend the wounds of the world when you are well, but today you weep and Teyvat weeps with you.

And alone, the cold remains.

Stone has eroded, the wind has ceased, the flames have been extinguished, the storm has been silenced, the forests have gone quiet and the seas go still.

But the cold remains, bathed in gold.

It wraps you in thick furs, cradles you against the winter storm that brews beneath a veneer of composure. It brings you home – lets the world settle into a stillness and silence that inspires only dread and still she presses a kiss to your brow.

It is cold, but there has never been something so warm.

Where hands have broken you, she drapes you in furs, wipes away the thick gold that clings to your skin. She pieces you back together where you have been shattered, reshapes you where you have been bent – makes of you something new. Not a god and not a mortal but something wedged between them.

But you are yourself.

And you are where you belong.

They shall put you back together and you shall know only the worship worthy of the divine. They shall carve this world into your image, tear out and burn away the rot that festers.

All you need to do is say the word and they shall be your tools to make this world your own.

One word and those who wronged you shall burn, too.

Just one word. That's all it takes, and they shall take away your pain.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa #“eros you left for a month again” yeah................. #anyway. posts tsaritsa fic and leaves #i kept it kinda vague but the fatui are all on your side. whether or not your actually the creator or not though.. #now thats up for debate. #did they tamper w teyvat to kill the archons? to break the world to be remade in whatever image they see fit? #using you as the means of their end? #maybe you are the creator and they just saw an opportunity. maybe they are just devoted to you. #i just think lowkey villain au but specifically imposter au where the only ones who side w u r the fatui like OUGH #i love the fatui. them being the only ones 2 side w u is so tasty #prime material for angst bc the self doubt if the only ppl who believe u r the “villains” #a lot of this is just like. tsaritsa posting again though #the tsaritsa who loves so deeply yet cannot love #contradictions all the way down #she loves you but she cannot love you. #she loves you but she will put a dagger between your ribs. she loves you but she is incapable of love #tsaritsa the woman that u r ough #harbingers and their complex relations 2 love my beloved #smth smth tsaritsa seeing an opportunity to install a puppet “creator” which creates a separate imposter!au when the actual creator pops in #did i write this just 2 write tsaritsa being vague and Weird and horrifying and a horror and a lover and just a woman and #yeah :] #please talk 2 me abt the tsaritsa pleas epleas pleas eplease please please please p[lease please pleas

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: My Brother’s Ghost

So there are a bunch of fics where Danny and Damian are twins and Danny eventually has to go to Gotham or Damian/another bat interacts with Danny as ghost king. But I do you one better. Danny faked his death because of failing a mission/he actually died and his mother brought him back. (Or maybe he revived on his own after constant Lazarus exposure over time and knew he couldn’t go back). Anyways, Danny knew that he needed to go to Bruce Wayne in Gotham if he ever needed anything but only as a last resort as they would expect him to go there. So he’s been monitoring Bruce from afar and immediately knew when Damian joined the bats. He clocked him as the new Robin and started following his hero career more closely. He was content to watch his family from afar. Even after the accident. Then something happens where Robin was said to go missing and when no news showed up after a few days, Danny got worried so figured it couldn’t hurt to do a quick trip to Gotham.

He dresses in all black and a hood made using an old ninja Halloween costume. Not nearly as much protection as his old league uniform but with his ghost powers he doesn’t really need protection. Just anonymity. He goes to Gotham in phantom form, making sure all his white hair is carefully tucked in the black hood so only his green eyes remain. He uses his old assassin training and finds Robin drugged and captured in an old warehouse by the court of owls. Robin clearly isn’t thinking straight but Danny puts him in a simple choke hold to knock him unconscious anyways. Better safe than sorry. He quickly frees the boy and drops him off in an area he knows the other bats are searching. After watching to make sure Damian is safe and a bat finds him, he leaves.

Damian could barely remember his capture but he thought he saw a figure in black with glowing green eyes. He could have sworn the future was trying to kill him but…he woke up looking at another bat (or maybe even the manor). Did his family save him?

Meanwhile, Danny can’t stop thinking about Damian. Despite his assassin training, he was drugged and hurt. Danny thought he could handle himself. He thought he would be safe. But what if this happened again? What if the colony of bats wasn’t enough? So Danny couldn’t help the occasional visit to Gotham to make sure his twin was ok. Most of the time he didn’t do anything, just watched. Sometimes, though, there would be an instance where Damian got out of a dangerous situation and no one knew how. A building collapsed, Damian appeared unharmed outside. A goon was about to get a lucky shot? Somehow the bullet missed or the goon got taken out when no other bats were nearby. Fear gas? Damian faintly remembers warm hands hugging him as he struggled. And while he thought it was weird he heard his brother’s comforting voice when it should be a nightmare, he chalked it up to the fear gas anyways since there was no other explanation.

Yet every time there is a particularly dangerous encounter, he swears he sees the figure in black. Damian sees the figure more and more yet none of his family do. They swore to keep an eye out anyways in case. You never know. Sometimes the figure becomes more clear and Damian has tried to chase them but always loses them quickly. One time the chase lasted at least five minutes and Damian managed to corner the figure in an alleyway only for them to pass through the wall.

The bats suspect that this could either be meta abilities or magic. The funny thing is, there were no traces. No one sees the figure except Damian. No one hears them, and there’s is nothing to indicate their presence, not even footprints. It’s like they were never there and no matter how hard they try, there is no footage of the figure. Sometimes cameras glitch out and sometimes they only show Robin, sometimes neither or they seem to loop on themselves. So the bats are leaning towards Magic.

They call Constantine to give Damian a thorough check and he declares that Damian shows signs of interacting with a ghost. And that stumps everyone. A ghost? If it was a friendly specter like Deadman then he would help everyone, not just Damian. If it was hostile, it would never help Damian. So why is this ghost only focusing on the youngest bat and why? Is there even someone that would come back from the afterlife to help the demon brat, let alone have the will strong enough to manifest a ghost that can affect the living? Damian was a former assassin after all and he’s hardly the friendliest bat. So who would help him that has already died?

Throughout this, Damian is silent. Because there is one person he knows to have died that might do this. One person skilled enough to avoid the other bats and evade Damian during a chase. One person Damian would acknowledge as having a will stronger than his own. But something was wrong…because he was sure that that person didn’t have green eyes.

So the next time the figure shows himself Damian attacks. Not just a chase but an outright challenge. Hand to hand combat. And as Damian punches and kicks, the figure expertly parries each attack. And as the fight goes on, Damian watches. And he knows those moves. Those dodges. Those blocks. He can read this figure’s fighting stance like the back of his hand because he grew up with it.

And Damian knows without a shadow of a doubt as the figure disappears into he ground, that despite the changed eye color, the tan skin, the increased height, his brother’s ghost has come back to watch over him.

And for the first time in many years, Damian cries. That’s how the bats find him.

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer’s ideas. #Damian thinks’s Danny’s ghost is haunting him. #Danny helps Damian as a NINJA. #A mute ninja #like a male version of Cass. #Damian only ever sees Danny’s eyes and they glow. #Eventually Danny will start helping other bats like if Damian asks for Danny to help find his brother if he’s missing. #Damian still tries to chase Danny but he maintains DISTANCE. #They’re kinda in the area where DAMAIN is aware of Danny and DANNY knows that Damian knows but he’s still pretending otherwise. #(He also doesn’t know how to interact with Damian. That stunted emotional communication was in there somewhere. It’s genetic). #So Danny sometimes becomes more visible but will always stay at least 20 feet away unless Damian’s in active danger. #Even the bats catch a flicker of him sometimes. #Bruce tries to connect with the ghost of his dead son. #Deadman comes to visit one day and they have a nice chat. Just being near Danny allowed the other to see the ghost too which was weird. #When Danny eventually takes the hood off everyone stares at the face of Damian just with soft white hair #and glowing green eyes. #It was bizarre. #That was the only time he took off the hood though.

[nicolloyd]

heyyyy guysss its my birthday!! :))) 🎉

#realised ive never posted a drawing of me before!!! #i have curly hair which is kinda weird because im fully chinese but its whatever #my eyes r way smaller irl lol #ninjago #lego ninjago #my art

[narwhalsarefalling]

my niece is learning asl (for medical reasons she is unable to speak) and she only knows a few signs, but my FAVORITE sentence is when she’s irritated at someone and makes the sign for “you” and “full (indicating a full diaper).” i know she’s associating the feel of being grumpy and having a full diaper with the way someone acts- but i LOVE the implications she thinks someone is full of shit.

#she has mitochondrial disease which is why shes learning asl #which is lowkey kinda perfect because i learned asl as a kid too #also i'm blazing this so 1. you can hear about my awesome niece and 2. you don't have to see those weird religion ones #the narwhal speaks #1k

[sophiethewitch1]

we've read about dick and tim being pathetic, but I wanna know the strange, stoic way Damian would be pathetic for reader if you're up for it :) I love your writing!!!

Points at camera like I'm on a gameshow! You, dear reader are lucky you came to the right blog!!!

So, we all know what cats are like when they like someone, right?? Just, following them around constantly. They don't want pets, they don't want to get picked up, they just want to watch you from a distance of five to twenty feet. Anyway, that's Damian!

He's in love with you, he needs you, he wants to keep you, but he has his pride!! Well, for a while at least. He's clingy, of course but he just... pretends he isn't?? It doesn't really work after the first few times. Pressing kisses to your forehead and holding your hand. And he'll do it while he's glaring at you.

Now, if you break up with him or reject him, you are going to see true brattiness. Monstrously bratty. How dare you? How dare you think you can leave him, reject him? He's the heir to the Al Ghul and Wayne dynasties. He gives you everything. And you don't accept it?

...Okay, you thought he'd stomp off after that. He's not leaving?? He's just... sitting outside your house...?? Why the hell is he glaring at you through your window???? It's not your fault????? Damian, however, is absolutely certain it is your fault. He will sit there through rain and snow, deliver you gifts and takeout, and wait sadly and grumpily till you take him back. And I thought he was impatient!

Unfortunately, while you saw him as a cat, he thought the same with you. While you see him as tame, he thinks of you as some wild alley cat that needs to be caught for it's own good. He just needs to slowly acclimate you to him and you guys will be right as rain. Maybe some treats will make you like him more? He'll figure it out, that he's confident of. Don't tell him he's being silly, you will just make things worse.

#sophie speaks #sophie answers #yandere batfam #he is impatient btw he probably breaks in when you're not looking #if this goes on too long things start getting even weirder but I'm not entirely sure yet what it looks like yet #but it gets WEIRD #hes a slow burn ive said it before #hes just fucking weird #points at a character i like: autism rizz #ive got so many versions of him in my head which are kinda conflicting #but i think this is how i think I'm characterising him?? how it seems to be falling at least #did i post that thing where he locks you in a cage but he cant get you to love him so you're both just upset and stuck together?? #i think i did it was one of the alphabets

[ink--theory]

felt like drawing these 2 in their frosty fest outfits 👍

#I fixed it y'all 👍👍👍 sorta #splatoon #splatoon 3 #frye onaga #frye splatoon #shiver hohojiro #shiver splatoon #shiver x frye #shivfrye #deepcut splatoon #frosty fest #I kinda gave up on shit like lighting and shadows after I spent way too much time cleaning up my initial sketch #also the colors kept looking weird no matter what I did which kinda pissed me off so imma just post as to not touch it no more lol #I probably shoulda just scrapped this tbh but it's been awhile since i've put actual time into an art piece so it is what it is #my art shit