#where's the lie though

[marybeatriceofmodena]

The Phantom: Beauty sometimes goes unseen, we can't all be like Christine Me:

#love never dies #where's the lie though #phantom of the opera #Youtube

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

Lines from RWRB that made me laugh out loud/inadvertently snort tea up my nose

Chapter 7

“Remus John Lupin is gay as the day is long and I won’t hear a word against it”

Zahra does not appreciate being told to chill

“Who or what is a Tricky Dick?”

“The smell of burnt strawberry milkshake on a sweaty frat guy is really something”

She sounds like she’s vision-boarding his funeral

“Stop trying to Jane Austen my life!”

Whose affection for his charge shows in the way he tends to him like a favourite houseplant

“Good morning, strumpet”

“I will turn this car around”

“I’ll just— nip to the loo!”

Also he might puke. It’s probably unrelated

#where's the lie though #poor zahra #i love pez so much #red white and royal blue #rwrb book #casey mcquiston

[rubbcrhosemoved]

Something that made me laugh so thought I’d share.

Mentions @fizzarolliandfriends​ (OZZIE)

#CRACK ➡ #MAMMON ➡ I want more and more #FIZZAROLLIANDFRIENDS ➡ Asmodeus #where's the lie though

[stab-of-hunger]

#where's the lie though #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal nbc #hannibal crack

[ellezelindraws]

getting revived just for Hana Lee. vv korique behavior 💖

HSHAHAHS yes! 💅

#where's the lie though

[villainleaning]

Logical people: Kidnapping is no basis for the start of a long term romantic relationship.

Romance authors everywhere: Hold my beer.

#books #romance books #where's the lie though #I can say this because it's true #basically a self call out

[mcnobi]

when they were talking about the phantom menace this is who they meant

#where’s the lie though #quiggers is as much of a troll as yoda lets face it #qui gon jinn #kenobi show #tag: star wars but just the memes

[kalu-luwa]

#where's the lie though #weggy board #espi.ritu #yumeko amane #not my oc but GOd i love her #thanks for the ask sammo! #prince of egypt soundtrack plays in the bg

[youremyonlyhope]

"The current Grand Wizard - sorry, Governor of my home state Florida"

DENÉE BENTON OH MY GOD.

#tony awards #tonys #where is the lie though

[kittykat940]

#byler #i mean wheres the lie though

[shepscapades]

Hey! i’m really into the dbch story and i was wondering if doc and xisuma ever tell bdubs the specifics of why etho lost his memories, cause if they do that is prime self blaming angst for bdubs

I’m inclined to believe they don’t. Actually (and maybe I should do a small comic for this so more people see it) I imagine, once a month or a few pass and they finally return etho to bdubs as reset, I imagine they are VERY serious about warning bdubs not to try to force Etho to re-deviate— they don’t go into specifics, but they probably tell bdubs that whatever happened had to do with something that was emotionally overwhelming, and that forcing him to redeviate/not letting it happen naturally could trigger the same error. They have no idea what could happen so bdubs needs to be very careful and let Etho find himself again on his own.

Whether or not bdubs gets impatient or can only go so long before he doubts it would be that bad if he tried pushing Etho in the right direction is another story.

But yeah. I don’t think Xisuma or Doc really… tell anyone that this happened. Etho’s error seemed like a very specific one-off scenario, so it’s not something the other hermits should be trying to avoid or be careful about happening to their own android friends, and the only thing telling people would do is make them worried about the situation. All they need to know is that etho was broken and that they need to be careful with him. I don’t agree with their decision to keep what happened to themselves but I understand it I think. Xisuma “i don’t want to worry the hermits” Void and Docm “eh this isn’t the first time I’ve replaced this arm, people won’t question it” 77

#that’s a lie actually I think xisuma ends up telling Cleo :> #but only because Cleo is very smart and I think they should be close in this au :] #but no she would clock Tired Overworked Existential Crisis Xisuma in an instant #Cleo calls them both idiots and gives them big hugs and tells them they need therapy. also that they’re welcome by her place anytime to talk #it’s very sweet and healing to me #this is where “all things end’’ on Xisuma’s playlist comes in actually #oh my god I got so off topic #BDUBS IS GOING TO FEEL GUILTY NO MATTER WHAT THOUGH #like okay. technically #the reason etho shut down is because he was freaking out that everything was his fault #(last life—not giving bdubs a heart— trying to win for bdubs and then losing— coming back to s8 feeling like he can’t face bdubs—> #ending up leaving him alone when the moon hit #and bdubs was hurt by these things. no doubt #but bdubs just wants his friend back and maybe he’s a little reckless about it #bdubs hides his emotions behind cartoonish frustration and complaining but he feels bad #he feels like he should be doing more to ‘save’ etho and bring him back even though he was to #told* he shouldn’t #dbhc ask #dbhc #dbhc bdubs #dbhc etho #dbhc doc #dbhc xisuma #ask #anon

[rubbcrhosemoved]

“W H E N two people kiss, they create a loooooong tube from asshole to asshole.”

#IC CHATTER ➡ #CRACK ➡ #FIZZAROLLI ➡ I’m just your silly little rabbit #where #where's the lie though

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[ingravinoveritas]

Pinterest comments of the week: Good Omens S1 press tour edition.

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #where is the lie though #very very married #i wish more people realized that Michael has been like this since the beginning #this was 2019 #and five years later he still looks at David this way #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #they are perfect together your honor #a friendship that's become something more #ineffable lovers

[bellaxgiornata]

Yet another day passes where all my problems would have been solved if Matthew Murdock just smiled at me like this.

#wheres the lie #bellas bedtime thots #seriously though #matt murdocks smile would fix all my problems #go to sleep bella #matt murdock #daredevil

[plulp]

whitney (design kinda mid but its alright ill deal with it)

#my art #dol #whitney the bully #will not lie while i was drawing this i was thinking about MY bully from elementary school (LMAO) #they do not look dissimilar. but thats unrelated and she wasnt that mean to me anyways i think we fought over classroom toys or something #we were good in middle school though #anyways what was i going to say #oh had to draw whitney full body a few times to be like. hey youre going to like this design. so thats where im at #looks better in cute style than my normal style though #ill have to figure that out somehow #also for the next few days probably no art because im going to do stuff and things :( sorry #but when im back hopefully ill be able to draw more but ill get as much done as i can 2 NITE #also THANK YOU so much for liking my OLD man drawing i posted previously #so glad everyone likes that design #when i was reading the tags i was like 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 YAY!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!! <- like that #im not very good at designing characters because i have terminal fanartist syndrome #but with how many hours ive spend on this game. ive dug up something out of my head that people like #so thats cool