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even two years later, sometimes it's hard to believe this was real

#vader in the bath thinking about his master #as USUAL #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader

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#obi wan kenobi #darth vader #tag: kenobi showbi

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The funniest thing about this scene is that there is zero pre-communication about doing this bit, Obi-Wan just 100% flings himself into pretending that Qui-Gon is a notorious sadistic killer, like this horrible gremlin is faking LOOKING SICK at just the THOUGHT of what Qui-Gon might do if someone crossed him and Qui-Gon is playing right along, THESE TWO ARE THE WORST I LOVE THEM. (Star Wars: The Living Force | John Jackson Miller)

#on brand obi wan kenobi nonsense #also on brand qui gon jinn nonsense

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oh mullet obi wan you honey vanilla caramel iced tea latte oat milk frappuccino coconut pecan creme brulee cinnamon hazelnut toffee bourbon pumpkin spice butterscotch biscoff snickerdoodle maple soufflé you-

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Wow A Gentleman in Moscow looks so good

#i’ve been waiting for someone to make this joke for THREE EPISODES NOW #well played op #well played #ewan mcgregor #ivan mcgregorvich

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Wip

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#obi wan kenobi #tag: fanart #magnificent man is magnificent

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FOX MULDER | 1.15

#seeing this has absolutely reminded me why fox mulder was my first ever crush #the x files #fox mulder

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The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Bye-bye Benny! You brought the drama, you brought the chaos! I want to give a big shout-out to the passionate and lovely Kylo Ren fans who campaigned so hard for their boy. You got him to bronze, and with how divisive Ben/Kylo is as a character, that's really impressive.

Now... without further ado...

This.

Is.

It.

It all comes down to a simple decision. A choice between two men, both of whom gave their lives to bring down The Empire.

Will the winner be Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Or will it be Cassian Andor?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... who is the hottest Star Wars man of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the hottest man win!

#facts #true facts of truth right here #vote for the sad sand dilf #make his life a tiny bit less awful #obi wan kenobi #star wars #polls #a win for obi is a win for ewan #EWAN U-WIN WE ALL WIN #ewan mcgregor

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@allthingskenobi GATHER THE TROOPS Y’ALL

The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Bye-bye Benny! You brought the drama, you brought the chaos! I want to give a big shout-out to the passionate and lovely Kylo Ren fans who campaigned so hard for their boy. You got him to bronze, and with how divisive Ben/Kylo is as a character, that's really impressive.

Now... without further ado...

This.

Is.

It.

It all comes down to a simple decision. A choice between two men, both of whom gave their lives to bring down The Empire.

Will the winner be Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Or will it be Cassian Andor?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... who is the hottest Star Wars man of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the hottest man win!

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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

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In the Counseling AU fic, I wonder how long it takes the Senate to get used to Anakin Skywalker running through the corridors and spying on Obi-Wan behind potted plants because 'Obi-Wan felt sad this morning'. Like, oh, the Jedi hiding behind the couch? No worries, that's just the one that stalks the shorter one. At first we thought it was a Jedi mating ritual, but it's married to the Senator from Naboo so now we think it just got hit on the head too many times in the war, bless its heart.

the senate: hey can you control your jedi please. also we asked for one jedi. why did you send over two jedi.

the jedi council: no we sent over one jedi.

the senate: no there's two here. like. all the time. being disruptive. arguing with each other and crying on each other and being weird about each other. like all the time.

the jedi council: oh apologies, we see the confusion. that's the first jedi's emotional support jedi. they're not allowed to be separated or Bad Things Happen

the senate: we would like to politely yet firmly return the other jedi. we only need the one jedi and we would like to keep kenobi as he is very polite.

the jedi council: oh no, no, sorry they're inseparable. must be purchased together. thank you for your business! :)

#this is exactly how it went #and i reject any alternative truths #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #emotional support idiots

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Warm up sketch

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#ewan food #i am SEATED at this table #ewan mcgregor #obi wan kenobi #tag: fanart

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWAN MCGREGOR

#star wars but its the memes #obi wan kenobi #ewan mcgregor

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even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop

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"It's a girl." "Leia."

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If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile