#when they least expect it

[midnightmoonbeams]

GSstandard drew their inkling wearing a funny hat. Hook drew a Grizzco employee asking, "Are we the bad guys?" kamakama posts smallfry when they least expect it.

From October 18th, 2022

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #sploon #sploon 3 #funny hat #hey mr grizz #are we the bad guys #post smallfry #when they least expect it #art #artwork from the plaza #plaza #plaza art #nintendo #nintendo switch #queue

[darkclouud9]

ohhh yeaahhh I came across this the other day

what's the thing the hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

here let's compare guy who killed your parents vs guy who. died. for you. and you didn't even care.

actually both are bad nvm. is naruto the problem. maybe. but if Obito hadn't killed his parents-

but also Kakashi kind of made Obito commit mass murder but not really. but also yeah maybe.

#hit em with the #cloud hits #when they least expect it

[lokittystuckinatree]

People exist who actually want the Master to be written out of the show? Even temporarily? They’re like…the only other reoccurring character. The only other active character that can be recasted. Almost as central and iconic to the show as Cybermen or Daleks. Infamous for coming back from the dead. The Doctor’s person.

#I was so pissed when I found this out? #luckily it seems to be a minority and more just want a break from the character #the master #Missy #Doctor who #Thoschei #wow I didn’t expect this to be so popular lol #woooow #I agree that we need at least a season break from them #but if 15 doesn’t get to meet the Master I’ll be sad

[freuleinanna]

The Fall of the House of Usher is many things and I'm making a conscious choice to not scream about every single one of them rn, but what left me staring at a wall in tears is just... kindness. Death was kind. She gave every choice, every reason to stop. She would take these kids anyway but she also regretted having to take them like that. She cared when nobody else would, even though they kept making the wrong choices.

She's never cruel for cruelty's sake. She wasn't cruel to Lenore. She just sent a child to sleep as lovingly as she could, with kind words and kinder touch.

And I don't even know how to express the absolute heartbreak with blinding warmth among the cracks, when Death herself kneels before one man, worst man, honest man, who refused her offer – and thanks him with such respect.

Mike Flanagan, you fucking did it again. Carla Gugino, you... I don't even have words for you. That's a whole-ass masterpiece of human soul, meaning, and searching right there.

Kiss Death with kindness in the end

And when she parts

You part as friends

#i keep spinning it in my head #when you least expect it they kill you with kindness dammit #there's also a billion of other important themes here but they get more or less talked up #and i just wanted to say this #god what a beauty this story holds #the fall of the house of usher #tfothou #tfothou spoilers #tfothou tv #mike flanagan #flanaverse #carla gugino #netflix

[winterthebeau]

#196 #r/196 #r196 #cats #catgirl #post this cat when they least expect it #meme #literally 19684 #muscle twink

[anxioussailorsoldier]

and even more amazing was the day Link realised he [redacted] him back

#loz #botw #sidon #link #sidlink #comic #you gotta read it the princess bride's grandpa's voice #and yes this is a kissing book #I was just going to put 'I love you' but ... well I'm me #you thought I was dead didn't you #well haHA #like a korok I am annoying and can pop up when you least expect it #guess who is playing the game again #its like 2019 again but with slightly more personal character growth on my part #not too much though or you wouldn't be comics like this

[youtait]

5/5 of my series redrawing the pjsk sekai album vol 1 covers! niigo on the mind 💻

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #nightcord at 25:00 #25 ji nightcord de #25ji #niigo #kanade yoisaki #ena shinonome #mizuki akiyama #mafuyu asahina #post this subtle mizumafu when they least expect it #my art

[ozziyo]

hi i'm joker welcome to jackass

#mass effect #commander shepard #femshep #liara t'soni #garrus vakarian #shiara #shakarian #jeff moreau #my art #my fanart #my ocs #shiarakarian #redraw #terra shepard #joker did this to terra and liara when they hooked up and he thought it was so funny he's done it at least once a year since buT UH OH!! #NOBODY EXPECTS THE TURIAN ADDITION!!!!!!!!!!!

[soft-lee]

When he says "Don't think I haven't seen your tumblr posts" 🫠

#excuse me?!? #you can't just say that!!!! like??? I will crumble into a million pieces!!! #but no actually I fuckin love that dhdbd #and he said it in *THAT* VOICE #immediately turned into a blushy mess #I <3 being called out when I least expect it sjdjdh #but!!! #but you didn't hear that from me #claire rambles

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies. 

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine. 

…

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Let Jason & Damian be Brothers #De aged Dani #De aged Danny #De aged Vlad #De aged Dan #Jason just wants to do his crimelording business & finish online college dangit #He doesn’t need all these kids around #No no you can’t have them they’re his kids #Vlad absolutely loves that their caretaker is a crimelord #Jordan: Hah look I'm not the only murderously violent one in this family now #Ellie & Danny: Well at least he's not a cop so #Jason is honestly expecting Damian to be pissed but Damian? Very pleased #OLDER siblings? Meh that’s competition & people to prove oneself against #But Younger siblings & nephews & nieces? Those are Tiny People who Look Up to You #The perfect minions it’s all coming together! #”Dami please that’s not how things work… besides you’re going to go to your dad’s soon-” #Damian when he’s at the Manor: I am going to visit Akhi #”Oh Tim or Dick?” #”What are you talking about- Mother sent Akhi here months ago and I wish to visit him and my niblings-” #Cue Bat Freakout & Misunderstandings #Space core Danny #Plasma core Vlad #Moon core Ellie #Sun core Dan #Star Core Jason #Shadow Core Damian

[triplehearts]

A desert mirage

#3rd life smp #3rd life fanart #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #it’s always when i least expect it when i manage to finish a piece… anyways it’s quite experimental but i kinda like it :> #my art

[uncanny-tranny]

Quick tip: If a trans passing guide is focused on thinness, whiteness, or getting rid of anything about yourself that is "too clockable" (regardless of if that thing about yourself makes you happy), maybe it isn't worth fretting about, since it is clearly coming from a homogenized idea of what passing looks like

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #dysphoria tw #for me it's a red flag when those guides assume you're thin and white or at least strive to be/be like that #(coming from a thin white person who was like that pre/post transition) #like for me i also don't like when people almost blame trans people when they don't pass or like... they've Failed Being Trans #i'm begging young trans people to not be swept up in the idea that passing is being thin and white and pretty #and that if you're fat/not white/not conventionally attractive you might as well admit you've Failed at Being Trans #because all that is a load of shit #while trans people owe NOBODY passing you also aren't prevented from passing because you aren't the 'cookie-cutter' expectation

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

everyone's favorite menace to society

#why is he Like That #i love it. i adore it. but he should not be allowed to be the sole provider of Everything <3 #hes a fuckin scammer... the Fruitiest scammer around... #at least he is To Me <3 #also his apparent one-sided beef with eddie is so fucking funny #'theres only one bushy-browed sideburn-havin working-man in this town!!!' #scribble salad #welcome home #i really didnt expect howdy to be so... well! you all know! #again: i love it. im glad the neighborhood has a guy like him to spice up the place #when you meet the business man... you must shake him by the hand.... #his bargaining & coupon game must be Top Fucking Tier #buy something From him & you're gonna leave broke #buy something With him and the store owes You money

[sadamitusw]

nahh he's not a sigma male, he's a mamas boy for sure

aaaand bonus full pfp type art zeke

#sketch #art #fanart #total drama #total drama island #total drama ezekiel #td ezekiel #post this cat when they least expect it #again #my little meow meow

[chibigaia-art]

I love when men are stupid

#hi fi rush #hfr chai #cgart #sike hi fi rush art when you least expect it