#hes a fuckin scammer... the Fruitiest scammer around...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

everyone's favorite menace to society

#why is he Like That #i love it. i adore it. but he should not be allowed to be the sole provider of Everything <3 #hes a fuckin scammer... the Fruitiest scammer around... #at least he is To Me <3 #also his apparent one-sided beef with eddie is so fucking funny #'theres only one bushy-browed sideburn-havin working-man in this town!!!' #scribble salad #welcome home #i really didnt expect howdy to be so... well! you all know! #again: i love it. im glad the neighborhood has a guy like him to spice up the place #when you meet the business man... you must shake him by the hand.... #his bargaining & coupon game must be Top Fucking Tier #buy something From him & you're gonna leave broke #buy something With him and the store owes You money