#what the fuck is he wearing ??? 😭😭😭 i am so attracted to him please look away 😭😭😭😭✋✋✋

[pm-00]

average quackity watching experience

#what the fuck is he wearing ??? 😭😭😭 i am so attracted to him please look away 😭😭😭😭✋✋✋ #quackity #liveblogging

[own-tt]

Adrenaline | L x Reader smut

Tags: car sex, smut, L ooc?, L drives a car?, aftercare, language, both L and the ready being horny,

This was written on my phone so I hope you guys enjoy it. Also if you have anything you want me to write. Please send anything I'm desperate 😭

“If we die I'm blaming this one you.” L says from the driver seat. “Yeah yeah calm down will you?” You leaned out of the open window. Trying to point your gun straight at the wheel of the car that was following you.

All you did was steel a singe file, and their chasing you. You aim and fire. And to your success, the tire popped and they started to slow down. You smile and laugh as you climb into the front seat again. Ls face was sweaty and he looked like he was focused on the road infront of him.

“We have more problems so dont rest now.” L says nodding his head forward at the sets of motorcycles. You aimed your gun again but nothing came out. “Shit, I'm out of bullets.” You swore.

L looked around, “hang on.” He said while speeding the car up. Your heart starting beating faster as you passed them and turned, almost crashing into a building. You started to laugh. “Is this funny to you?!” He yelled over the car. You nodded with a grin on your face. L sighed and shook his head, his focus now getting away.

With a couple of experienced turns and multiple almost accidents. You and L lost them. He turned into an empty parking lot and took a breather. So did you.

“Where did you learn to drive like that?!” You panted, the sweet smile still spread across your face. “Taught myself. Do you still have the file?” L was also almost out of breath. You nodded and reached into the back, grabing the file and giving it to him. He scanned it over and gave a nod. “Good job. You did well.” You let out a laugh at his words.

“I like praise from the L. Feels nice.”

L looked over to you. You looked disheveled, your shirt halfway down your shoulders, he realised you wernt wearing a bra. Now why was that?

“Praise feels nice from everyone. Especially your superiors.” You looked over to him. “You think your my superior?” You almost laughed at his words.

“In this case, yes I am.”. “I bet you havnt even fucked someone. I have.” You bragged. Didnt seem like the type to brag about but it was in the moment. The adrenaline was making you turned on, not for anyone specific. But L seemed really attractive driving fast.

“What does that have to do with anything? It doesnt matter if I'm a virgin.” You gasped. “YOUR A VIRGIN.” L looked at you. “This isnt the time or place. We need to get back.” He looked hot and flustered. “No. Now I'm curious.” You said, grabbing the steering wheel so he couldn't drive.

“I always thought the best detective would get girls left and right. Was I wrong?” You chuckled. “What were you expecting. I stay inside all day and solve crimes from all around the world. I dont have time for something as silly as sex.”

“But sex is a good way to relief stress? It's good if your worked up, or full of adrenaline.” You say. L looked straight at you. “Adrenaline you say?” You smile and nodded.

“Are you hinting at something, Y/n?” You leaned back into your seat and shrugged. “Not trying to hint at something, was just curious.” You rested your elbow against the window of the car.

But before you could do anything. Your seet was pulled back and L slowly crawled on top of you. “Adrenaline.” He said in a low voice. Almost like a growl. “I guess I could put this adrenaline to good use. Do I have the consent.” You were in shock for a second but found this a bit funny.

It wasnt everyday you made L ask for your consent. “Yes.” You said. L ducked his head down and kissed you, he quickly separated your legs and placed himself in betwen them.

“Have you always felt this way?” You said when his lips left yours. He did nothing while slowly undoing your pants. He leaned over you and pulled them down.

“These are cute.” He said when putting a finger in the waistband of your pantys. He pulled them and they snapped against your skin, making you jump. He chuckled.

He ducked down and kissed the inside of your thighs. “I thought you were a virgin?” You groaned. He paused before saying. “I am. Maybe I'm just talented.” You moaned as he got closer to the place you needed him. “What do you watch por- AH!” He placed a kiss on top of your clothes clit. Making you moan loudly.

“I wouldn't say I watch porn.” He placed another finger in the waistband and pulled the peice of fabric down.

“Ah isnt this a pretty sight.” He threw the fabric somewhere in the car and slowly unbuttoned his pants. Pulling them down a bit, along with his boxers. He gave his cock a few pumps before aligning with your hole. “You sure you haven't done this before?” You said before L finally pushed in.

The feeling burned for a little bit before it faded into complete pleasure. “L!” You moaned. You tried to find something to grip on and decided to grab his shoulders instead. “Yes.” He said.

“I've always felt this way. I just. Never found a good way to express it.” He tried to say but was cut off by moans. “You feel so good.” He sounded like he was on the verge of tears.

When he felt comfortable enough to start moving, he set a nice pace. It was slow but hard, and it hit the right places that made you see all sorts of stars.

“P-please L!” You whimpered. Your nails scratched his back. He was sure that he was gonna see light marks later on. “Hah!” He moaned again. Speading up slightly.

“A-are we realy supposed to do this?”

“We can blame it on the adrenaline if we get caught.” He said, he bit down on your shoulder to muffle his moans. But did almost nothing.

“C-cumming.” He said, he bit relatively hard and you felt a warm liquid in between your legs. It wasnt long before you came along with him.

He stayed on you for a little bit to catch his breath. When he did he asked if you were okay, and you replied with a nod. “Did I do it to your satisfaction?”

You nodded again. He smiled and slowly got off of you. He looked around and found some napkins. He slowly cleaned you up, making sure that he didnt hurt you. He pulled up your pantys and pants and sat back in his seat.

#l lawliet smut #L smut #death note #death note smut #Lawliet smut #fanfic #death note anime #foryou #smut #foryoupage #yandere lawliet

[kyuusberry]

ranting abt kpop | kpop - drabble??

warnings: past controversial things, ranting abt annoying stans, cursing

notes: don’t be rude. defending idols is good, but if you’re defending their rude, offensive behavior, it’s not cool. seriously.

a/n: i don’t mean harm to anyone, this is just my personal opinion on it. i am still a minor, so please be appropriate. or you will be blocked.

cis men, homophobes, racists, 20+, smut accounts dni

i’m actually so sick of kpop rn.. like whether it’s the idols themselves, the staff, or the companies, the amount of controversies they’ve had are fucking crazy. chaeyoung wearing that n@zi shirt to a jewish restaurant & multiple times in public, idols saying the n word (giselle, hyolyn, julie, ect), getting hated on for being average/healthy weight, being underweight, getting hate because of the way you look (skin tone, race, eyes, ect), getting kicked out for false accusations, the way you talk, how your songs are (ex. soyeon making her group’s songs w/ both english & korean, but getting judged for it because it sounds “stupid” or doesn’t make sense), double standards, cultural appropriation!!! mocking desis, dancing in churches (fake or not), s3xualiz!ng minors?! holy shit. the list goes on and on. also. do not interact if you support any of these idols actions, its so so stupid and embarrassing when people baby their idols and protect them even when they’re grown adults (even if they’re not, still) and know wtf they’re doing. but then again, i’m just a 12 year old girl who doesn’t know what’s she’s doing apparently. AND. sending death threats does absolutely nothing. they’re just gonna go on with their life like usual. plus, it’s super immature. especially if you make up stuff or bring up plastic surgery or wtvr to make people unstan.. like?? you can unstan quietly! trying to educate them, is a better choice, but there’s still a chance they won’t listen. they can still do these things off camera too. they can just write an apology, get it over with, and do it again. it’s super duper hard to even stan groups after finding out what they did. if they’re a new group, it will probably happen eventually. or you could just stan the group and not support that specific member (or members). it’s also crazy that people are getting mad at idols for drinking and going to clubs, ESPECIALLY if they’re grown adults!! (jungkook, jennie, ect). smoking and/or vaping i get, because it’s bad blah blah blah (so is alcohol lmao), lung disease, that stuff (they still sound amazing though?? omgosh!!) but the fact that people are babying them?? erm.. gross! like for example, jungkook is an adult, he can make his own decisions now, thank you very much, but i see some people saying, “oh no!! my babyyy :( he’s vaping!! stop influencing him!!” gross. stop it, please. AND THE STALKERS????? WTF. LIKE ACTUALLY. your idols are not going to marry you!! i mean, if you’re lucky, they’ll find you attractive or wtvr, but still!! leave them be!!! let them live!!!! bro and bringing idols down for plastic surgery as if majority of idols/their favs have had it ;-; like please.. don’t even. and the hate train for wonyoung eating a strawberry with two hands is crazy 😭 i get that it was kinda weird, but please let her be.. it’s just a strawberry. anyways!! idc if you read this or not, but this was just my opinion on the kpop community atm! feel free to leave your opinions!! ^^

#yuyu’s randoms #yuyu’s rants #sick and tired of this shit rn 😭 #kpop #rants #rant post #ranting #complaining #kpop gg #kpop bg #controversies #kyuusberry

[d-x-z]

RANT BLOG OF RICK AND MORTY SEASON 7 EPISODE 10

Spoilers under da cut or whateva

And a extreme horribly cringe rant, cringe but free from judgement I am embracing it😔

Jesus, CHRIST.

LITERALLY I SCREAMED, I just. Oh my God!? I WAS LIKE REALLY!? IS DIANE COMING BACK!? but no sadly no.. but the writers gave us something we wanted even tho it wasn't real. BUT HOLY SHIT MORTY ☹️

When his fear was having rick die, I think it was more of a momental fear where it was just more of a concern than fear? But then it turned out to be him not being accepted, I think, THEN it turned out he feared that he'd be replaced ☹️ I think after all this time seeing other versions of morty's dying left and right he'd eventually be replaced too, I mean tell me about it. Rick doesn't need him anymore to kill rick prime right? So maybe post event morty felt less valuable to him that he probably start fearing that one day he'd just die and rick wouldn't care and it's just so sad :( I mean rick is probably morty's first ever friend and someone he can actually trust. And it's just so heartwarming to see both morty's and Rick's development as a duo and as themselves,

Season 1 started off as Rick with one set on goal, to kill rick prime. And concidering morty back then he obviously was so new to all of Rick's antics and so as morty grew up during the seasons he grew more confident and independent from rick

I MEAN HE LITERALLY TOOK A FLYING BIKE TO GO BACK TO DENNYS TO CONFRONT THE GUY would season 1 morty do that!? No! And thats the point

He changed! well he's obviously the same but something about him makes him more confident on himself to actually take lead. He's always the side kick to rick the batman and joker type of duo. But now it's slowly grown to a side kick to an actual equal

And I am just so happy for him (ㅠ︿ㅠ), it's like seeing a best friend grow with you. I mean cmon I've watched rick and morty since I was A TODDLER my cousin introduced it to me once and I've never thought few years later when I'm ACTUALLY morty's age TODAY?, I see him genuinly grow through the years.

BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S SCARED OF NOT BEING ACCEPT KILLS ME, even tho it's not his greatest fear it's still considered as one since the realm responded to it. But still oh my God this showwwwww killlsss meeeee insiiiideee.

AND THE FACT the fact that he's probably a people pleasure to people at school so he'd try his best to comply to other people

ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW ON MY BED,

AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT RICK THE END—THE END PART IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MORE.

The fact that morty told rick about Diane and he ran back to the hole to look at it, instead to place morty's picture? HES FREE FROM DESPAIR AND GRIEF AND HE PROBABLY ALREADY ACCEPTED HES NOT GETTING DIANE BACK AND LETTING HER GO AND OH MY GOD I LIVE FOR DIANE AND RICK MOMENTS THEYRE JUST SO SWEET 😭💗 ITS GIVING RIGHT PERSON WRONG TIME AND IT MAKES ME BARF OUT FO SADNESS RICK DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER RAHH

AND WE GET TO SEE MORE OF WHO DIANE WAS AS A PERSON AND GOD STRIKE ME DOWN THE WE NEED MORE DIANE CONTENT.

LIKE ITS GIVING STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN X COLD CALCULATED PERSON

AND DIANE PROBABLY WON RICKS RESPECT BY BEING HERSELF AND GOD IM SO IM NOT OKAY THIS ISNT HYPERFIXATION THIS IS JUST PURE OBSESSION

AND MORTY, HOLY FUCK MAN THIS POOR BOY NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE PLEASE I CAN TREAT HIM BETTER THAN ANYONE COULD THE ABSOLUTE BALLS I WOULD GIVE TO ATLEAST MAKE HIM HAPPY AND LIVE A LIFE HE WANTED WE COULD GO BINGE WATCH MOVIES, SKIP THROUGHT HE CREEKS AND FIND COOL STUFF IN THE FOREST, SNEAK TEST ANSWERS TO EACH OTHER, SHARE MEALS, TALK ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS WERE ATTRACTED TOO, WEAR EACH OTHERS CLOTHES CUZ WED FORGET IT IN EACH OTHERS HOUSE, PLAY HORROR GAMES AND TRY SEEING WHICH ONE WOULD PUSSY OUT FIRST BUT MORTY WOULD JUST BE THE TYPE TO DISCONNECT FROM THE GAME CUZ HIS WIFI WOULDVE BEEN SHIT,

Man, I'm really living the life of pure dream scenarios, should probably make more fanfics from that whole rant. ANYWAYS GOT MORE IDEAS SO HERES THE HORRIFINGLY CRINGE RANT BYEEE

(Don't kill me 😔)

#evil morty #i am cringe but i am free #morty smith #rick and morty #newest episode #s7ep10 #AAAA #rickandmortyrant

[moon-ursidae]

THE LAST OF US HBO SPOILERS

i’m just gonna do one long post bc it’s easier

TESS!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALREADY

ELLIE!!!!! BELLA IS AMAZING ALREADY

oooohhhhhhhhh i’m interested in this tommy situation

i’m fucking obsessed that the original game score is being used in here i’m so emotional

omg joel’s place is kinda slay i love that blanket

ohhhhhhhhhh no joel. sarah’s screams😭

JOEL IS THE LITTLE SPOON THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND I’M NOT ELABORATING LMAOOO

the way he SPRUNG into action when he saw her face🥺

goooodddddddd someone hug this man please

i love him. i love her. i love them together.

“robert is terrified of you” AS HE FUCKIN SHOULD BE LMAO

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so the battery is the cargo in this case gotcha gotcha

MARLENE!!!!! MERLE DANDRIDGE!!!! QUEEN FIREFLY!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOO

“you tell me to look for the light and i’ll break your jaw” FUCKIN SLAYYYYYY JOEL

he looks so goddamn fucking good. holy fuck.

I LOVE ELLIE. I LOVE BELLA AS ELLIE.

she’s so fierce.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO the way she instantly jumped to marlene being her mom

RILEY MENTION RILEY MENTION AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

TESS AND JOEL FUCKIN SLAY WOO WOO WOOO WOOOOOOOOOO

his wet hair?👀

FUCK the fungal practical effects look so goddamn good.

i mean, these effects are BANANAS

“this has been construction corner with joel miller” HAHAHAHA I LOVE HER

oh shit that’s robert!

FIRST JOEL AND ELLIE INTERACTION AHHHH

I LOVE THAT ELLIE’S FIRST IMPRESSION OF JOEL IS THAT HE REDIRECTED/THREW HER INTO THE FUCKING WALL💀💀💀

FERAL ELLIE SLAY

PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE WAT HE RAISED HIS EYEBROWS AT HER LIKE “don’t fuckin move” LMAOO

i also love that tess is wearing the same color shirt in the game. wardrobe slay

PEDRO IS SO ATTRACTIVE OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD IT’S FRIM THE GAME AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“what’re you doing?” “killing time” “well what am i supposed to do” “i’m sure you’ll figure that out.” “your watch is broken.” “you mumble in your sleep.” JAVSKWHSKSBSKSBSKSBSKS KSBSKSBSKSB

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ALREADY.

“you some kind of big wig’s daughter or something?” “something like that.” KABSKABSKSVSKSBSKSBKSBSID

i’m gonna freak out everytime something STRAIGHT from the game is in this

and idgaf if that’s annoying bc i’m excited as fuck

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO JABSKSBSKSB

omg she punked him to fund out what the code is I LOVE HER

THE SHIT EATING GRIN HAHAHAHA

THE STANCE™️

OMG THE STEALTH SECTION AHHHHHH

the closeup on the watch🥺

“holy shit i’m actually outside!” KAHSKSHSJSVSHHEHEHDHXH LIKE THE GAME AHH AHH AHH AHH

THE TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO BADASS

THIS IS FROM THE PROMO WHERE JOEL PUNCHES THE FUCK OUTTA THE GUY

OHHHH SHIT IT’S THE SCANNER SCENE OHHHHHH

joel is so pissed they got caught

THE FLASHBACK??? FUCKIN AYE.

WITH ELLIE BEHIND HIM OH MY GOD

oh my fuckin god. that’s why he’s so brutal with it. goddamn.

ellie is standing in an odd way watching joel pummel this guy. it’s not fear or danger, but like she wants to watch? idk it’s odd

this is fuckin crazy dude. tess finding she’s “infected,” ellie saying “it’s 3 weeks!” and joel reeling back from beating the fuck out of the guy oh my god

is this what they were talking about with his hearing? or is this just him coming out of it? probably coming out of it

THE RADIO IT’S AN 80s SONG OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKIN DEPECHE MODE AHHHH

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE CITY LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD MIXED WITH THE CLICKER SOUNDS

CREDITS???? MORE PLEASE. PLEASE.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

holy fucking shit. i-

i need to rewatch and process. this was phenomenal. i’m obsessed. fucking obsessed.

i’m so happy i’m crying. oh my god.

this game means so goddamn fucking much to me even though i’m newer to it. and i’m so happy that other people that love the game got to work on and create this. i’m so proud for them.

IN THE WEEKS AHEAD???

AHAHSHSKSBSKSBSKBSKSBS

THE HOSPITAL AT THE END YOU’RE FUCKING JOKING

OMG BTS???

INSIDE THE EPISODE??????? WHAT????

this is fucking epic

“my sarah”🥺

“i could not ask for a better on screen dad”😭

MERLE DANDRIDGE WOOOOOO

i fucking love her

NEIL SAYING JOEL COULDN’T SURVIVE LOSING ANOTHER DAUGHTER😭

“joel forgets that the girl that is standing behind him is not his daughter.” “primitive instinct takes over. he can’t help but act. something else took control of him in a similar way to how the cordyceps does. except for him it’s a version of love.”😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh my god i thought the way ellie was standing there was weird dude it’s bc she liked that she was being defended

“these two were meant to be together, but look out.” SO FUCKING ACCURATE

holy shit. that was fucking awesome. oh my god

i need to process lmao

this is gorgeous. i’m so fuckin happy.

#the last of us hbo spoilers #hbo the last of us spoilers #tlou hbo spoilers #hbo tlou spoilers #the last of us spoilers #tlou spoilers #the last of us hbo #hbo the last of us #tlou hbo #hbo tlou #the last of us #tlou #mads watches the last of us!🌿

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 7 + Side Story Rewatch Rambles:

Idk why the Side Story isn't in the actual episode I think it's so important for the development of the relationships - both the VegasPorsche fuckery and the KinnPorsche softness are SO IMPORTANT

THIS IS THEIR FIRST TALK AFTER THE DRAMATIC GOODBYE KISS AND KINN TAKING A BULLET FOR PORSCHE

Aka this is where feelings are acted on AND EMBRACED instead of being pushed down right away AND without a dramatic, emotionally charged situation as the catalyst. Just soft, wholesome cuddling, hand-holding and hair-petting. No alcohol, drugs or adrenaline clouding their judgment. The conscious decision to be together like this - loving, caring, romantic. As a couple. THIS IS A BIG STEP FOR THEM I'M TELLING YA

Also the phone call between Porsche and Chay 🥺❤️❤️

Ok on to the actual episode

I know this is gonna be a good one

Idk how grenades work but certainly not Like That

Vegas wearing red I- 🥵

Oh god Vegas getting out his little torture briefcase

Pete's face says "he looks kinda good covered in blood"

I need that necklace Vegas is wearing

"Promise me, no matter what happens, you must return to me." ❤️❤️❤️ SEE WITHOUT THE SIDE STORY IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO SEE THEM ACTING LIKE A PROPER COUPLE NOW BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NOTHING TO BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN "EMOTIONALLY CHARGED FAREWELL KISS" AND "WHOLESOME SOFT COUPLE BEHAVIOR"

Yes I am very passionate about this why do you ask

Vegas' face when Porsche doesn't show up alone lmao

VEGAS IN YET ANOTHER RED SHIRT MMMMM

The minor family residence is actually so pretty

Awww lil bit of Ta & Vegas interaction

Ta & Porsche awkwardness LMAO

VEGAS SIPPING RED WINE WHILE WEARING RED VELVET OH LORD HAVE MERCY

I think Chay's ringtone is the same as the alarm on my phone lol

Hahahaha the messy house is so relatable

Korn your apple metaphor is fucking stupid

Kim gifting Chay a guitar awww 😭❤️😭❤️

PROTECT CHAY AT ALL COSTS

Detective Kim back in action!! And he sees all the pictures on Chay's wall and the shirt and he actually finds it kinda endearing awwww

"Do you like anyone?" Real smooth, Kim.

THIS HURTS I K OW HOW IT'S GONNA END SO IT HURTS

Kinn is jealous and Porsche is ENJOYING IT

Oooooo Vegas spilling the tea 👀

Tay 🥺❤️❤️❤️

"Looking for something?" 👀

Balcony scene my beloved

"When you're done, return it to me. The gun... and yourself." 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

"I'm not just carrying one gun, you know" AND PORSCHE'S EYEBROW LMAOO

The way the sexy music just stops and Why Don't You Stay starts playing idk if I should laugh or cry

Idk if I'm a fan of the scene where Vegas speaks English for a long time - as much as I love Bible I feel like his voice sounds too soft and it makes his acting seem kinda flat (which I obviously can't judge when he's speaking Thai but in this scene I've kinda noticed it)

AGAIN I LOVE BIBLE AND I THINK HE'S INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND HARD-WORKING AND JUST OVERALL AMAZING, I just think he comes across as a little flat in some parts this scene (idk the lines feel like they should be delivered with more arrogance/confidence but that's just my opinion)

Vegas speaking Italian, now THAT'S hot

Porsche and Vegas have such good chemistry, such a shame Vegas is forcing it (though I don't think he's completely faking)

Pete as Kinn's spy keeping an eye on Vegas and Porsche is so good lol

I need the scene of Porsche dancing, drinking and smoking as a live wallpaper on my desktop please and thank you ❤️❤️❤️ idk what it is about that scene, it's so satisfying, aesthetically pleasing, attractive? Idk it's just great. The music really matches the vibe and Porsches dancing and the editing match the music I just love it

Especially that first shot where he empties his glass and the light hits his tits just right lmao

"Let's go outside" *takes him to the bathroom*

Porsche's triceps as he leans on the counter APOOOO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US

JEALOUS KINN TO THE RESCUE

"DO YOU NOT SEE THE RING ON MY FINGER?" 🔥🔥🔥

I can't focus on them fighting I'm distracted by Apo's arms HOLY SHIT

"I shouldn't have loved a crappy guy like you" LOVE CONFESSION LOVE CONFESSION

This scene tho. THIS SCENE.

The way Kinn goes straight for Porsche's tit - same, babe

The lighting is so beautiful aaaa

The most unrealistic thing is that there is no mess whatsoever, no clean-up, nothing xD

But the hug??? Beautiful. <3

I guess in a way we have Vegas to thank for this huh?

#kinnporsche ep 7 #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche rewatch

[kaemaki-enthusiast]

may i have an encanto match up please<3

Hi my name is rex, i’m queer and use they/them pronouns and i’m 15. And i would prefer someone not over the age of 18 plz.

have like a caramel colored skin-tone and im 5’3 (short king). Rn i have a purple-pink short mullet and i have pretty curly hair(the ethnic popped off hehe), im pretty chubby but i have an hourglass shape, im pretty busty(im a fuckin k cup bro😭) and thicc thighs(thicc thighs save lives, sorry i’ll stop). I dress pretty alternative but i cant just choose one subculture tho, i wear a lot of heavy eye makeup. I could say i dress kinda “showy” but thats kinda what only fits me, but also who gives a fuck.

Im a libra sun, scropio moon, and gemini rising. This means that im a pretty social person and always wanna hang out with friends and just have fun, but moon in scropio makes my emotions rlly haywire and kinda boosts any sorta negative emotion, which is hard when you have chronic anxiety and major depressive disorder. Which also means i take medication for it, which i forget a lot. And because of these things i have anxiety tics, where it ranges to making noices and twitching a bit to full on hitting myself and saying random shit. But I really like making people laugh, it makes me feel helpful, but im also good at being to mother figure for people. I also like playfully bantering with people, like i love you but will full on roast you and get into fake fist-fights. I am a bit of a violent person at times but I have a punching bag and boxing gloves which help a lot. But I only get that angry when someone uses an insecurity of mine against me or is talking bad about someone i love, cause it you do that im beating your ass. I do have a bit of body insecurities mainly about my hip-dips and stomach. But because im curvy i get hit on by adults a lot and its creepy as fuck.

My hobbies include art (painting, drawing), sleeping (because i stay up mad late😭✌🏽), reading comics, Marvel and D.C superheroes, and super villains, cartoons, and anime/manga.

My favorite music genre’s are rock, alternative, emo, rap, and a little bit if indie music.

Personality: funny, sarcastic, creative, kind, inappropriate and the right times. Like im not gonna pull out a dick joke in front of your family

Im bad at describing what i look like so here:

hello!!! 1, you are very attractive, 2, i’ve decided to match you withhh

Camilo!!

HE LOVES YOUR STYLE SM!!! he makes you do his makeup instead of his sister doing it

loves that you dress “showy”

whenever you feel especially anxious, especially in a public situation, camilo will lead you away from it and have you focus on him, then list off things you see

makes sure you take your meds bc they’re important shawty

whenever your tics become more harmful (such as hitting yourself) camilo will place his hand against where your hitting so that it softens the blow, etc

camilo will playfully argue and fight with you, but he is a wimp so he’ll probably run away

will reassure that he loves everything about you

will either turn into luisa or send the real luisa + isabela to beat up whatever adults r talking abt u

sorry if this seems short, hope u like it ❤️❤️

@rexy26

#encanto #camilo madrigal #camilo encanto #encanto camilo #camilo my beloved

[woodchoc-magnum]

911 5x04 "Home and Away"

If you know, you know

I'm going to preface this by saying that I watched this episode - this entire episode - at my desk at work in the presence of other people, and despite everything that happened in it, and my tendency to cry at the drop of a hat - I didn't shed one single tear. Not one.

I do, however, feel like bottling all of those emotions was a mistake as I have felt emotionally wrung out and drained all afternoon, so... yeah.

I actually feel like I need to rewatch parts of it? Because I was like, holding my breath the entire time and I feel like I missed stuff.

Thoughts:

Really glad Athena gave her house a deep clean ngl

Claudette can go fuck herself

I feel like I've met people like Claudette in my life and the fact that everyone just gives her a pass - and she says shady shit to Linda, like, "oh I lost a bet, I said you wouldn't last six months" fucking biiiiiiiiitttttccccchhhhhhhhhhh - is total bullshit

But I do remember the last time a long-term 911 employee gave the new kid grief (Gloria in Season 2 with Maddie) so... yeah, Claudette, YOUR TIME IS COMING biiiiiiittttcchhhh

Oh she just comes in and takes over and Josh is like "she doesn't have to wear a uniform" like BITCH PLEASE who do you think you are SIT DOWN

Ngl I find medic Eddie very competent and sexy and very attractive

I'm looking forward to this little different partners arc? Hen and Eddie work so well together that I can't see how they're going to have too many differences, unless Hen just gets tired of Eddie talking about Buck all day

This kind of a small moment but I love how when they're at the hospital Hen gives Eddie a little reassuring pat on the arm - like she's his big sister

I mean - I need you to understand - I watched the scene where Hen tells the parents that their daughter is actually the one who passed away in a room full of people and I didn't shed a single tear because I simply cannot be seen crying (again) in my office

But it fucking broke me

If was at home in a safe space, I would've been a disgusting sobbing mess

Am I going to watch it again now that I'm home? NO

When I said that I wanted Buck's pink sweater to return, I didn't mean under these circumstances

I meant, like, he wears it to Eddie's house and Eddie rips it off him in the throes of passion, obviously

I also never realised that Buck lived like right in the middle of a city

for some reason I always pictured like a squat apartment block thing surrounded by trees? what the fuck is wrong with me

Has he ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CITY

because i don't know man

i'm feeling like they've bamboozled me here

Chim and Maddie's storyline this season is... absolutely fucking gutting, but like - I was thinking about it all afternoon. Chimney's not mad at her, he didn't give up on their relationship, he's not blaming her - he just wants to help her and bring her home safely.

Chimney loves Maddie. Fuck, he loves her so much. 😭

And like... I love Buck, and I see where he's coming from, and he was doing what Maddie asked him to do, but... fuck me.

He should've told Chimney. Chimney is Maddie's partner - for all intents and purposes, they're married. They have a daughter together. Did Buck just not realise that Maddie has PPD? That she's not making rational decisions? I get that in her mind it's rational - she thinks she's a danger to Jee Yun - but she needs fucking help. I don't know why Buck didn't realise that?

That whole scene with him and Chimney in his apartment is totally gut-wrenching, because you can see Chimney realise that Maddie talked to Buck, you can see the betrayal - that he's been suffering for over a week and Buck just let it happen without telling him.

How could you stand by for a week and watch one of your closest friends, your brother-in-law, suffer like that? And blame himself for being caught up in the middle of an emergency and not be able to come home? Buck, my dude.

He really fucked up on this one. That whole scene is so fucking brutal.

It's interesting how well Eddie knows Buck

He's the guy who tries to fix things, and this time, it didn't work...

But Eddie knows why he tried, and what his intentions were, and he's there for him when he needs support and reassurance. Eddie doesn't blame or berate him; he listens and understands and has his back.

Kind of interesting that Buck's girlfriend isn't anywhere around, I mean, idk.

It's interesting.

It's just very interesting.

#911 season 5 ep 4 reaction #Youtube

[pianostarinwonderland]

Reasons why I love Azul Ashengrotto because I’m a dirty rag once again 🤡

So........... part 2 of this?

OKAY LISTEN, I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO DO A PART 2 IF THE PREVIOUS ONE HITS 300 NOTES BUUUUUT NOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND IN MY FUCKING DISCORD REALLY WENT

“so....... Azul shoulders 👁👄👁”

And so here I am 😔 rotting......... immensely.............

OKAY SO I BROUGHT UP AZUL SHOULDERS SO NOW LET’S GET INTO IT

Listen listen, I don’t know what is with Azul’s shoulders

I don’t even know when I got so enamored with them ????

MANS WEARS LONG ASS SLEEVES ANYWAY

SO WHY

THE FUCK

AM I SO ATTRACTED TO HIS SHOULDERS???

LIKE???????

I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S THE WAY THEY’RE CURVED OR WHAT BUT IT’S JUST SO DAMN HOT LIKE??????????

WAYYYY BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDED I STAN AZUL, I DREW A FANART OF HIM AND HIS SHOULDER but haha you will never find it

MY FRIEND AND I WERE SCREAMING ABOUT THEM IN VC A WHILE AGO

AND THEN MY FRIEND PULLED THE TRIGGER

SHE PROPOSED TO ME THE IDEA THAT HAS CAUSED ME TO FALL INTO ROT HELL

“Imagine massaging Azul’s shoulders.”

HDJJSJFJSKFSPPFEKPDOWFKSJFKWPDPFJEIDDJFOWODSODPAKDJDKKDOD JESUS SAVE ME

I SWEAR, I RETURNED TO MY ROOTS AS AN APE WHEN THAT IDEA WAS SUGGESTED AND MELTED INTO A PUDDLE A SECOND LATER

LISTEN, I AM ALREADY THE ONE WHO MASSAGES MY FAMILY AND I ALWAYS MASSAGE THEIR SHOULDERS (and back)

SO LIKE, YES I WOULD LOVE TO MASSAGE AZUL’S SHOULDERS BUT ALSO I WOULD DIE BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

Idk, when someone proposes to me an idea with my fav that I already kinda do in real life, I die 10x harder

HIS OVERBLOT SUPER SHOWS HIS SHOULDERS THOUGH

Maybe that’s how I am attracted to them

It’s just HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Ok speaking of his overblot

Ahem

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LISTEN RIGHT HERE, AZUL’S OVERBLOT FORM IS SO GORGEOUS???????

Mmmmmm I’ll be very honest and say in his live 2d sprite, I’m not as crazy over it kdjjsjfjskkfjs

BUT IN HIS CHIBI????

HE LOOKS LIKE A QUEEN

A QUEEN I SAY

I LOVE THE WAY HIS TENTACLES LOOK LIKE A GOWN???? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay but let me be real when I say this: why the fuck does he have abs in that form

I Do Not Perceive

He totally stole those abs when he went crazy taking other people’s magic and skills (I mean he did say “I’ll take your athleticism” on his rampage wwwwwwww)

Please Yana, let those be stolen abs

O okay but 👉👈💦 his arms are ,,,,,

Like okay, I like to joke that he’s a twig but

I love how toned his arms are in his overblot 😳

I Idk,,, I just feel something and I

Hhhhhhhhhhh

Okay, before this turns into all-out thirst, I just want to say there’s so much more to Azul than just how beautiful he is in terms of looks 😭

Like ok, I just wanna hug him too man,,,

Even in that image above, I know we’re supposed to fight him but,,,,,, my heart just feels a slight jolt of sadness every time I inflict damage on him,,,

PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM GENTLE,,,,,,,,,,,,

I WANT TO TELL HIM THAT HE’S DONE SUCH AN AMAZING JOB, COMFORT HIM, HUG HIM, GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION HE DESERVES

I just want to tell him that he’s more than enough as he is,,,,,,,

I’m not gonna lie, some days I wanna beat Azul’s ass glares at gacha and all elements test

But most of the time, I’m in protective mode when people joke about eating takoyaki or beating him up 😢😢😢 like I know it’s a joke but I still wanna hug Zuzu,,,,

YES I CALL HIM ZUZU IT’S A CUTE NICKNAME

Zul and Zuly are also cute but,,, Zuzu

I’d say Azuly but that’s the ship name the Discord server I’m part of gave me and no it ain’t a true ship

But anyway

Yeahhhh I go “noooo don’t eat himmmm” every time people joke about eating him

Tbh when school started, I found myself empathizing with Azul more and admiring him more???? Because holy fuck,,,,

How does he manage being a dorm leader, a student, and a restaurant manager all at once??? I could barely do 1/8 of that work and I easily burnt out at the beginning of the school year,,,

Often, I had to tell myself that Azul does all that work to push me to keep up with school and hey it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But it also made me think “does Azul ever catch a break???” and God I just want to give Azul one (1) day of relaxation because man, he deserves a rest hh

Also I kinda relate to his problems with body image?? Like, it lowkey hurts when the people you live with comment about you gaining weight and it sounds like a bad thing

And I just think about how Azul is conscious about his body image and shit and it just makes me want to hug him even more because God, he’s beautiful in any shape and form,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,

SO ANYWAY

ONE LAST THING

I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW LONG HIS LASHES ARE UNTIL I SAW THIS IMAGE OF HIM ANGRY???

LOOK AT HOW THICC THAT LINE IS LOOK AT HOW LONG HIS LASHES ARE

AND ALSO HIS ANGRY EXPRESSION IS LITERALLY MAKING ME GO 😳😳😳😳😳😳

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY

LONG LASHES ARE BIG SEXY MAN I SOB SO HARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJFJDJFKDJFJEODPSKJFKEODJJDKJFDKDKDJJD

So yeah, that’s the end

Ending it here before I rot over his smirk once again

L listen MY PHONE IS LAGGING BECAUSE OF HIM I FUCKING—

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that smirk does a shit ton of things to me

I swear to God, I better not make a part 3 🗿

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #simping hours #maybe I should make simping hours a tag on my blog #kdjjdjdknfkskfjd #hhhhhhhh