EXCUSE ME BUT LUBERTO TURNING CANON WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD I LOVE THESE DORKS SO MUCH 😭💖😭💖
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I’m sorry but it’s absolutely hilarious and yet adorable how the series handles Broppy’s relationship. First we get them traveling together as rivals (which was a bit more one- sided on Branch’s part) before slowing learning how to work together and to change for the other. Also it’s heavily implied Branch has an underline crush on Poppy. Then we get True Colors, and everyone thinks “okay they’re in love now”.
Some people/audience members are on board, others not so much. BUT THEN it turns out that the “I love you” they say to each other was a PLATONIC love confession. Like “you’re my friend, and I value you.” Which is still sweet, but was unexpected. (Though it does explain why the writers decided to put another platonic love confession scene between Bridget and Poppy. Yeah, I get it now)
So they just go through the journey as bffs who have feelings for each other but won’t say anything. And again, they learn how to work and grow together as a team and make the necessary changes to benefit the other. And then FINALLY we get the romantic love confession.
But it doesn’t stop there, oh no. Now we get adventure #3, this time with them as a full on couple. And they are actually really cute. Actually the film doesn’t focus that much on their relationship but we see hints of how they are as a couple.
Poppy is still all over the place but she’s much less in her own head and far more open to listening and being a good girlfriend.
Branch on the other hand is still occasionally getting exasperated by her energy but this time also has an appreciation for it. Also he learns to open up to her a little more and she’s there to listen and accept him with open arms. (Bonus points to their flirty dynamic because wow. They were adorable here.)
And it’s ONLY THEN (7 years after the first film) when they get their first on screen kiss.
Anyway. In conclusion: Trolls is the slowest slow burn I have ever seen in a Dreamworks trilogy.
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OK SO @gyrosleftshoe WAS TALKING ABOUT HICKORY AND JD HAVING A KID AND I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO I HAD TO DRAW FANART IF THEY HADN'T LOST THE EGG LOLOL TY GYRO FOR THE BRAIN ROT
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my brother in christ, i pray you wake up from the shackles of this deadly delusion that you are currently entrenched in.
the voices of all your male ancestors are calling out to you. listen closely, and you'll hear them.
they are screaming. utterly disappointed at what you are doing to yourself, how you are chemically castrating yourself and slowly but surely fading away into nothingness. your great-grandfather and his father before him and all his forefathers are deeply saddened by the way you are mutilating your divinely-crafted male body.
you always have to remember your truth. you were born a man. you have strayed from the path of sacred masculinity and forsaken your god-given male nature. but it is still a part of you, no matter how much you deny or attempt to erase it.
your fate has in it embedded a masculine greatness, just like every single male born on this good earth, it is written in the stars for all of us.
you cannot change fate, no matter how hard you try.
it is never too late to embrace your essence and who you truly are, underneath all the masks, disguises, drugs, pharmaceuticals and covers.
a holy bearer of the sacred essence of life: SEMEN.
i pray for you, my fallen brother.
Nah 👍
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