#what if... not egg but....apple?

[grimminwonderland]

MC sledathon costume design

I've drawing a few event outfits but i will admit, this ancient drawing (April this year) gotta be my fave one

and it looks so comfy too....

Bonus

Grimmy has a new bow 🎀

#little boi looks adorable in it #also since everyone had different types of hats i was looking for inspo for MC's #i ended up finding those egg berets and had a vision #what if... not egg but....apple? #a revolutionary idea #so yeah if i could id get myself a beret like that #twst #twst grim #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland grim #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst mc #twisted wonderland mc #ramshackle #ramshackle dorm #twst event #twisted wonderland event #the harveston sledathon #drawing #doodle #outfit design #ancient drawing #the event tricked me i thought Idia could play the violin for

[3-aem]

my toxic trait is picking up random hobbies on a whim like today i went shopping for a cardigan but found No cardigan i liked and so i naturally decided that i can just knit one even tho the only thing i have ever knit was a 8” by 3” rectangle in 5th grade that just looked so pathetic-

#digital art is truly one of the cheapest hobbies #hobbies i do not recommend with my entire soul: baking #fk baking i have beef with baking baking is a fking SCAM #i denounce ur sugar cookie recipe and ur stupid apple tartes!!! #actually i really love both #but eggs are so expensive now it just cant be worth it #btw who allowed egg prices to go back up #bruh i dont want to pay more than #like 20 cents per egg thats how much they are worth to me #oh but the sanity of the chickens u know what i didnt make the farming industry they should figure that out and i should still be allowed #to eat eggs #also like short of driving to a farm urself and verifying the free rangeness u just cant trust the labels #free range could refer to the holy pasture fields #or it could mean like a 0.2 sqft pissing block outside the pen #im tired of making posts about gj let me vent about eggs for one night geez #delete later

[icewindandboringhorror]

#when you actually look at the recipes they're not even that weird or anything I just find the names interesting #there's one just titled ''Rocks'' which I wish would have fit as another option but I used all the spaces lol #Also some of the recpies from the section 'Cookery For The Sick And Convalescent' #are just like 'apple water'' 'beef essence'' #I tried to leave out most of the obvious ''weird'' ones like 'jellied shrimp' or potted pigeon or like beef livers or whatever #except for cold fish pudding which I just like because of the specifics #'fish pudding' ? eh sounds normal. 'COLD fish pudding' ? now it sounds funnier for some reason #like what else is it meant to be.. ?? lukewarm fish pudding #Also considered including 'bread queen' 'cracker queen' and 'egg balls' #the name 'baconized meat balls' is funny but also I felt it would skew the reuslts since everyone likes bacon #and would just choose that lol. I also like 'rummage pickle' and 'Creamy Eggs Basket Style' #Which again are all like. relatively totally normal recipes but the way they choose to phrase the titles can sound silly #Like ''rocks'' just seems like some sort of cookie maybe - with currants and raisins in it (not really an oatmeal cookie #but just .. idk.. ?? maybe little balls with fruit in them) but instead of being like 'Raisin & Currant Treats' or whatever #it's like ''yeah lets just call this ''rocks''. like a rock from the ground? yeah' #ANYWAY #Love old books so much.. I should do another one of these where people choose which product is the best out of #all the various weird things shown in the advertising section of the 1880s magazines I have lol #I dont remember clearly but I swear there was like 'Electric shoe!' or something strange. I dont know if I could find enough #though since most of them are just normal like.. buying furniture or things like that #aNYWAY.. hgh.. again I am not just going to post polls forever I do have other things I'm working on lol #I have low energy right now and polls are a lot easier to make than like editing 30 costume photos lol #I have a physical therapy appointment soon hopefully and maybe I can sort out some of the Constant Pains and such

[frecklystars]

Me cooking dinner for everyone (all my Ryan F/Os) Ken has to come by with another plate and I’m like “didn’t I just give you an entire burger” and Ken says yeah but he needs another because K took his food and then Luke says “yeah he ate my food too” and K is at the table in tears shoving spoonfuls of fresh veggies and meat in his mouth openly weeping “I’ve been eating nothing but instant protein-grub noodles and rice for my entire life Please just Let me Have This I Beg of You”

#i burn the eggs by accident he says no problem and still eats them saying they’re amazing #meanwhile ken is having trouble trying to eat the food that isn’t plastic #he’s like what do you mean I can’t just imagine taking a bite. oh god. this burger is huge. how do I fit my mouth around it #Six is absolutely housing an entire stack of pancakes all by himself in the corner of the room he’s not letting anyone have it #Colt is butting heads with him #no I don’t know Colt yet but he’s included. what food does he like? don’t know yet... MY COOKING #I can’t cook for shit but I’ll learn for my hungry boys <3 #that was painful to type I’ll never say that again Lmfao #i make apple pie just for driver bc I know he likes it #driver nuzzles me the entire time I’m baking he’s snuggly asf. he’s exhausted too #stayed up all night on a getaway job. knows I stayed up all night having nightmares and being unable to sleep again #he gets it. he doesn't force me to try to sleep he knows i can't. but he encourages me to lay down after cooking #and to rest my eyes for a bit. and then it turns into a huge snuggle pile #we've got [counting on fingers] one two three... ten... a dozen Gosling F/Os #one of my best friends says it's like a flock of baby geese following me around SLKDFJSLFSDF #so fucking cute #Luke is canonically snuggly. idk Jacob or Holland yet... I'd want them to cuddle too #all of them are trying to have contact w/ me in SOME way once we're snuggled in bed #Ken's gotta hold my hand and put his head on my tummy HE'S GOTTA. or he'll PERISH #Lars isn't one for touch very often unless if he's the right person. I am that Right Person #but he will still just hold my hand and let everyone else do the full body snuggling #K's sitting up just like Six is when he's resting. alert. protective #Six is relieved he doesn't have to tie his shoelace to the door or worry abt intruders. he can just fall the fuck ASLEEP #they've all got full tummies and maybe some of them chat with each other #while others are like SHH LET KERI SLEEP. but im like no no your voices are like angels to me pls keep talking #esp Luke and Sebastian their rasps will lull me easily #love notes

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

One of my favorite thing in the world is scritching Jaxxi's belly until she passes out snoring.

#oh fuck i have egg bites #and apples!!!! #a real brekkie!! #fuck yeah the babies are napping imma go get real food and turn on a movie and figure out what I'm making for dinner tonight

[zazter-den]

This man just made me strawberry pancakes for breakfast, with strawberries from his own plant. All of his houseplants are named, and live in really pretty pots.

Help, I'm catching feelings.

#he made me a mocha using hazelnut hot chocolate cause he knows I like sweet coffee (╥ ᴗ ╥) #I helped out by making eggs and spiced maple bacon cause cayenne&apple spice rarely disappoints #but this man is so sweet what is the catch here #also did bnha partner with the nba?? this tshirt is surprisingly soft and it says '[city] smash' #zaz motormouth #aymeric the picnic prince

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Need... Cinnamon apple flavored treats... Need... pumpkin spiced hot chocolate... Need... To kiss men on the lips...

#tippy rambles #the leafs are doing the falling thing... *points* #i ran around the room and on the ceiling like a cartoon character when i smelled a cinnamon apple candle- #also need butterscotch pudding and (a very specific brand of) eggnog #funny story: my mom BOILED egg nog once... I'm still kind of mad about that because i waited all day to come home and drink some #she boiled it and it curdled- idk what she was thinking but i was so sad... luckily i got another bottle and i was happy!!

[medlarmeadows]

I JUST EXPERIENCED THE EGG EFFECT IN REAL LIFE

Tagged along to watch my parents play some claw machines at an arcade (their current obssession) with full intention to just sit there and use my phone. I now have a son.

This is El Pato and I love him very much <3

#medlar rambles #my son <3 #el pato <3 #yes its just duck in spanish #im as creative as the french naming their egg apple #qsmp what have you done to me #didn't even make a connection to qsmp until my brother asked if i wanted the duck because of qsmp #medlar rambles on main

[meaningtotellyou]

i did not think those headphones were $500

#the apple fuckin. eggs #but it’s Apple so what do we expect

[defiledcinephile]

Here's a scotch apple.

Yep.

You want - you want - you want -

No!

No?

Have a little nibble on it.

I'm going to have a little nibble on it.

That is awful!

Oh, it's lovely.

Genuinely it looks disgusting.

Oh, it really is.

#greg/alex #banter bits #scotch apple #alex eating things #these guys just going out there and giving us exactly what we want episode one #egg! #go on have a little nibble

[binch-i-might-be]

I think I'll call in sick tomorrow but we ran out of lad food so I urgently need to get some. I guess I'll disguise myself and drag my ass to the pet store regardless lmao

#i'll have to go to the doctor anyway so i can go to the pet store after #there's basically nothing left so what i'm gonna do is boil them an egg and slice some apples and cheese #we're improvising #rayrambles

[americanegg]

Just found out about Arabella's parents. ... this is where things start to turn huh

#and isobel...... hey uh... why is there a coffin with your name on it ? :) #girly girl youve got explaining to do :))) #egg plays bg3 #no bc i was devastated when Karlach pointed it out i #I had to check to make sure............. #all they had on them was an apple and a pear.... #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #WHERE IS SHE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET GIRL

[risingsunresistance]

"oh wow neat stuff going on in skyblock" *never logs in*

#well i was GONNA get ready for cole... DRILLS ARE GETTING WIPED- #i'll try the garden out eventually. dont wanna get too invested in it rn #BUT THOSE DUNGEON JOURNALS AAAAAUGH... i already said what i wanted to yesterday but Oh My God #thank you admins very cool. havent bothered to log in tho my bad 😔 #been addicted to shiny hunting in pokemon scarlet. i am trying so very hard to get my first egg-hatched shiny #i've never found a shiny in any game besides pokemon go. now in this version i have a box-full of them #but i have still never hatched one despite trying in x/y AND sw/sh #this one. this is the game. i want this stupid apple so bad #chat

[vtncomics-art]

Daily Pixel Art Warm Ups 2023, Aug 28th - Sept 7th

In an effort to back into pixel art, I've been doing daily warm ups. The warm ups worked too well.

Go to my twitter to read the funny captions I wrote because I'm hilarious.

#pixel art #my art #myart #props #fruits #apple #banana #bananas #corange #orange #what the hell is a corange #dragon fruit #egg #dragon egg #lemon #car #mega man #comedy #fried egg #hard boiled #grape fruit #watermelon #cube #coconut #young coconut

[polarfarina]

Starry eggs

#ghostly posts #my art #Easter eggs #the blue one was the first one I did #and then I was like 'what if I made this look like the apples in fantastic mr fox' #and I made the red one without looking up what those apples actually look like. #i think it's cool.

[eggs-can-draw]

You think they ever go apple picking

Yeah

#eggs can answer #g-eetings #Shuichi in a tree what will he do (pick apples)