me waking up to find i’ve been terminated for no reason yet again
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WTF DID THEY BAN WERERALPH
AGAIN
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Found @were-ralph on Coney's latest YT video!
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To this day I still can't handle a pineapple without thinking about were-ralph
I'm ok with this
(just cut up a fresh pineapple and when I pulled the corer back out it made a wet suction noise. And I just thought: "when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out". Thanks man XD that lives rent free in my brain)
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I feel like there's a joke here...
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something about how tyler wants to be the chef but he doesn't want to put the effort. he can watch everything and he can buy everything because ofc he's rich, but that's all that matters. he thinks he can achieve that excellence, or rather he has achieved it because he has the knowledge
he deserves the special courses. he deserved that the chef loved him, because he knows. and he's special. because for him this unique experience is for him. he is the one its constructed for, the special child, the chosen one.
he knows that everyone will die on that island, yet he still brings margot to it. because, the poor, they are there for you to exploit, for you to achieve what you want, a step in a ladder. because you are special. and how dare the world doesn't allow you to be that. how dare there be rules. how dare the poor not see it like you do. that this was all made for you to relish. because they, the poor they only know how to eat, you YOU know how to taste, how to savour, how to enjoy.
it doesn't matter that he didn't do anything to work for it. because he can buy the experience. because he can boil it down to the basics without ever understanding what it meant. and the worst thing, that he thinks there's no difference between the two
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Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:
A gay werewolf fucker
A trans cyberterrorist
Jeff
Constable Frozen
Car-identifier
Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)
A haiku detecting bot (thrice)
Mister J (no not that one)
Furry/Doctor Pikachu
A demon Vtuber
Nimona author
Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter
A fish
honorable mentions:
A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user
human pet guy
moreos guy
Tumblr modder (xkit guy)
A fake old folks home for dogs
The restaurant chain Denny’s
Iguanamouth
Weed smoking polycule
Shen
A plant, obviously
the Green brothers
Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog
“In my butt” author
dishonorable mentions
A famous Youtuber
Gaud themself
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