#went 'oh my god'

[b0tster]

just made the second-best typo in my entire life

#bunlith #nunlith #furry #fusona #woke up #typed out the word 'nunlith' #went 'oh my god' #sprinted to my computer LMAO #trans

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[alexanderpearce]

i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind

#i was up in sydney last week and i went to the opera house slash bridge combo so when i rewatched pacrim i was like. wait thats not right #oh my fucking god. GUILLERMO DEL TORO EXPLAIN!!! #pacific rim #shut up ulrike #australia #popular #greatest hits

[ppeanutz]

I had to.

#road trip!! #oh god #spider-man #peter parker #deadpool #wade wilson #daredevil #matt murdock #team red #spideypool #marvel #comics #fanart #my art #usual disclaimer: NOT MCU SPIDEY! #happy pride everyone #sorry about how crunchy this is i think my file size went kaplooey

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

has the lamb ever encountered creatures from other dimensions? like say...a strange spider?

they've both encountered the little spider that got spat out from the teleportation sigil one day. he is a sweet thing, and if anything happened to him, they'd kill everyone and then themselves.

#cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl webber #you know that one joke #SHUT UP. IM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I SEE I SWEAR TO GOD #hello hi i'm so happy to see you!!!! #hheeYY OH MY GODD... #that's basically how narinder meeting webber went

[dizzybizz]

mingling memeing for today 🥰

#guys theyre so in my head i ????? helP???? #scum villian self saving system #svsss #sha hualing #liu mingyan #mingling #my art #doodle #for that last one teehee #honestly tho it could go any which way there #like... #both of them thinking biting? or kissing? shl thinking biting while lmy thinks kissing? #i kinda wanted to do full shoujo style for shl's but i went with the silly sloppy makeout instead #again IT WORKS wIT H BOTH #i was also thinking about keeping the veil for it but i didnt in the end ✋😭 #it might have been a mistake for me to learn how to draw the two of them. now there is no going back yknow. oh gods #anyways i love them and i think they could be so silly and good and aguuhhgooghgfhfghfhghghhg

[hexedwithluck]

2021 Angewomon twt log 😇

#oh my god i went insane over her on twitter when the 2020 reboot was airing #i ended up really not liking the reboot in the end but i still love angie so much... #literally my first exposure to a girlboss when i was a baby. she was suchhhhh a gamechanger in my life #digimon #digimon adventure #angewomon #エンジェウーモン #my art

[latenightsundayblues]

And in the final stretch of time just when nobody thought they'd do it BLUES COMES IN LIKE LIGHTNING TO DELIVER THEIR YEARLY LEGALLY MANDATED HALLOWEEN DRAWING AND TAKE THEIR 3 FOLLOWERS BY STOOORMMMMM

Theyre all having a little costume party at a hideout and nobody's dead and strahm's there too and everything's fine and ok and dandy and peaceful and lively on planet earth

Also strahm being a fucking buzzkill lmfao

#oh my GOD the speed i picked up to finish this in time #i was so scared i couldnt make it man anxiety got my cheeks clenched up.......... #gordon went on bing searched for “horror movie doctors and randomly plucked herbert off the list #adam spends the next 30 minutes of the party hoarding lawrence to explain the lore of Evil Dead to him and its not particularly pleasant #nobody wants to sweep in to save gordon in case they get stuck in adam's quicksand of words as well tho lmfao #they just apologetically side-eye him and ignore the death stare he throws back #lashing out is a cornered dog's only line of defense after all........ #latenightsundayblues art tag #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #peter strahm #mark hoffman #amanda young #john kramer #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #chainshipping

[icys-junkyard]

Ingo hears the rumbles of something massive and metal rushing through the underground caves. It sounds somewhat familiar.

This man deserves to have something train-adjacent in Hisui. Alpha Steelix is a very good multi-passenger mount, especially when Ingo has his Alakazam out to psychically keep everyone safe while riding.

Many passengers travel on Ingo’s Steelix! -Team Galaxy is rather hesitant and refuse to ride, other than their resident skyfaller. -The Ginkgo Guild is absolutely on board with the idea though. Fast? Safe? High carrying capacity? What else could a merchant want?? -Even the clans are pretty okay with it after realizing Steelix finds it amusing and that it’s sticking to preset ‘tracks’ rather than tearing up the land willy-nilly. Calaba won’t say it aloud, but she does appreciate actually being able to visit the Pearl camp easily and more often now that Steelix is taking passengers. -Sometimes other Pokémon will hitch a ride!!

Volo is banned from the Steelix. Giratina is suspended until it apologizes.

#subway boss ingo #pokemon ingo #warden ingo #submas #lady sneasler #pla #pokemon legends arceus #steelix #Sneasler: oh god my warden is about to do some stupid shit again #Sneasler: ...oh wait this could actually be hilarious #and it was #she was laughing constantly when ingo first started training steelix to be a train #akari also thinks its beyond funny #also. on the third page? sneasler really said :3c #been a long week for me but look look. art!!! allegedly #accidentally went too hard when drawing the cave #caves are neat #icys drawings and doodles

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to TikTok: I know it’s a little faux pas to post shit from celebrity parties like this but…

Eddie: How long do you think it’s going to take for him to notice that that’s not me

Eddie: *flips camera around to show Steve on the other side of the room*

Steve: *pulling a man along behind him because he wants to be introduced to Cher*

The man: *Weird Al Yankovic*

#Steve was distracted by Cher being in his general vicinity and grabbed the hand of the first guy with long dark curly hair and pale skin #Weird Al just went with it #Eddie knows when Steve figures it out because he hears a loud ‘OH MY GOD’ #This week is taken a bite out of me so this is all I got in me for today #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[idyllcy]

Concept: Jaime having a lot of left over adrenaline from a fight so he fucks the reader up against the nearest wall

post-fight. - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning!)

it happens more often than Jaime admits, but less often than you complain to him about it for.

Jaime has you pressed against the back of the wall in some run-down alleyway, only half of his suit deactivated as he's rutting into you desperately, the sweat and blood still on the back of his armor, his sweat running down his sides as you cling onto his biceps for life, exhausted panting and whimpers slipping past your lips as you stare at him disappear into you with a lewd squelch each time.

"I'm sorry." He whimpers into your ear. "You just— looked so good, mi vida, I just—"

You moan as he presses his lips to yours, desperate to muffle the moans coming out of your mouth, yet wanting to keep listening to them. Maybe swallowing them would work.

It doesn't, but Jaime does get the reward of you biting his bottom lip as he feels you spasm around him, your orgasm ripping through your body as you gush around him, and Jaime only speeds up to chase after his own high, pulling from your lips to tell you how pretty you were, whimpering and moaning quietly over you, eyes raking your body to see how dazzling you were when covered in a layer of sheen from the sweat.

and when he feels his own orgasm rip through him, chest pressed to yours as he gasps into your ear, he makes sure to clean you up, tongue pressed to your you, drunk on the taste of you and him mixed together, hums from his chest shooting up your spine and causing your fingers to fly to his hair, whimpering.

and when he finishes, his suit finally comes off completely as he holds you in his arms, mumbling into your ear about how good you were for him, how he was sorry for taking the adrenaline out on you again, pressing you to his chest as he lets you fall limp in his hold and get some well-deserved rest, he presses a kiss to your forehead and takes care of the rest. After all, it's the least he can do for you.

reblogs are appreciated ( •́ω<;)✧

#jaime reyes x reader #blue beetle x reader #jaime reyes smut #blue beetle smut #OH MY GOD ITS IN THE TAGS FINALLY WAHHHH #this is also for the other anon who sent 'i’m obsessed with your writing pls write more smut for jaime whenever you can <3' u r seen babe!! #this was originally queued but I woke up to 99+ tumblr notifs n went 'holy fuck yall r thirsty' (I am too hehe) #anon ur a huge brainer omg the the the... post fight adrenaline smut... #☾.nsfw #☾.blurbs

[sergle]

When I talk about something bad I've experienced, Baked In to my experience as A Woman, I am not "making my little cousins feel like shit for being women", because I am talking in a space with, allegedly, adults. I am not bringing my problems to children in the first place. That said, I don't HAVE to make my baby cousin feel bad, because she's already experienced sexual harassment in her life, and she's only 8, and doesn't even understand what any of it means yet. And everyone in her family can try to instill confidence in her, and never talk about our bodies in a negative way. But she can still feel like she's too chubby, because she still goes to school, and talks to other kids and their parents, and still sees ads, and still watches tv. We can be positive, but we can't fix the root of the problem. And I don't HAVE to tell trans women that "pain is a rite of passage", because that's not a Rule being enforced (by me), because I've already sat and listened to my friend complain about constantly shaving as a Baseline necessity and how it hurts her skin and she has to put makeup onto fresh cuts on her face because going out without a full face of properly feminine makeup would make her life worse, and being anything less than thin and lithe makes her "less feminine", and ALL the things that can make her "more feminine" are behind a paywall. And I can try to make her feel better, and I can hear her experiencing the tenfold version of problems I relate to, but I can't fix the root cause of her problems by just telling her not to complain. Forcing happiness as a core personality trait for women is not the Girlboss Feminist move that you think it is, and no amount of gender euphoria in the world will make you immune to systemic oppression.

#sergle.txt #you cunts learned the term 'toxic positivity' years ago and forgot it instantly #putting a bandaid on a fuckin severed leg is what it is #do i wish i wasn't a woman? no #do i feel pretty in a dress? yes #have i suffered? OH MY GOD YES #do i think any woman alive today has lived without suffering in these ways? NO. #unless she is being raised by wolves. in which case. good for her. #again I am still flabbergasted by that post having used trans woman as a last ditch effort scapegoat. #like. shocked. as if ANY trans girl's problems are because other women complain abt the way they're treated. #she's got her own problems bitch!! and they are directly correlated to my problems!! #it's like. it's infantilizing almost. the way the dickheads in that post went from ''kids'' to ''trans women''. #adult women who know how gender works. #condescending.

[rocketbirdie]

deranged picnic

#obsessed with how this game manages to maintain a consistent utterly unhinged vibe for its entire runtime. #this scene is immediately followed by him receiving a letter from his girlfriend saying she's breaking up with him. #he gets the letter from an eldritch abomination in the form of his mentor's face on the body of dead dog as it turns into magic dust. #also his gf broke up with him because he wasn't returning any of her messages while he was being tortured in a dungeon for four years. #which is actually how he finds out it's been four years. he's been under the impression that it's been like. 2 weeks lol #the guy on the left is perfectly alive and monologuing the whole time. #and he happens to be the same guy that made clones of himself and went on a crusade to eat chunks of the protagonist's hair. #sighh..... crisis core my beloved........ #(derogatory) #my art <3 #ffvii #crisis core #oh god i forgot his scar. nobody look. don't look. you don't see shit.

[moonsidesong]

junheca image that came to me in a dream. and by that i mean at. work this morning

#junheca #hecajun #which one is more popular to use... i dont actually know... #anyway maybe clownpiece also has a funny shirt in this scenario use your imaginations. give the baby a funny shirt in your head #moonsidedoodles #touhou #2023 #height inspired by fanart i saw this morning of these 3 by frogsnake2001 on twitter where junko was like twice heca's height #i saw that and went oh my god. youre so right. why shouldnt she be the size of a building. shes so cool #hecatia lapislazuli #junko #clownpiece

[skellagirl]

Gordon/Barney/Alyx is really really funny to me conceptually bc it's like, two hot geniuses in their 20s who look at the 40-something smartass who hangs around and go 'yeah that guy. we both want him carnally'

#and they're SO right #half life #half life 2 #gordon freeman #alyx vance #barney calhoun #freemance #valhoun #freehounce #idk what the hell their poly ship name is sorry lol #(me. posting about a ship with an age gap on the 'can't be normal about age gap ships' website: #SURE HOPE THERE ISN'T ANY AGE GAP DISCOURSE IN HERE) #this was the first time I've drawn any of these characters in LITERAL YEARS and. wow........ #feels so crazy that this was the fandom that got me to join tumblr in the first place (in 2011!!!!) and I used to draw them ALL THE TIME #interests change I guess #but I think I'll always come back to hl and portal occasionally. they're too much a part of my dna at this point LOL #my art #description in alt text #oh my god I just went back through my half life tag and the last time I drew these three was when I drew that freehounce meme LMAOOO #how serendipitious

[geezmarty]

drew the ravening war pcs while listening to the first ep…I really missed this world, very excited for more 🍽️

#dimension 20 #the ravening war #f #unbelievable how much I went from ‘yeah sure’ to ‘oh my god I’m obsessed with him’ with colin. loser man of all time