#freehounce

[skellagirl]

Gordon/Barney/Alyx is really really funny to me conceptually bc it's like, two hot geniuses in their 20s who look at the 40-something smartass who hangs around and go 'yeah that guy. we both want him carnally'

#and they're SO right #half life #half life 2 #gordon freeman #alyx vance #barney calhoun #freemance #valhoun #freehounce #idk what the hell their poly ship name is sorry lol #(me. posting about a ship with an age gap on the 'can't be normal about age gap ships' website: #SURE HOPE THERE ISN'T ANY AGE GAP DISCOURSE IN HERE) #this was the first time I've drawn any of these characters in LITERAL YEARS and. wow........ #feels so crazy that this was the fandom that got me to join tumblr in the first place (in 2011!!!!) and I used to draw them ALL THE TIME #interests change I guess #but I think I'll always come back to hl and portal occasionally. they're too much a part of my dna at this point LOL #my art #description in alt text #oh my god I just went back through my half life tag and the last time I drew these three was when I drew that freehounce meme LMAOOO #how serendipitious

[angels-heap]

anyway :)

#half life #they should all hold hands and so should we :) #freehounce

[roosterm3at]

hi hi hello if your requests are open um!! freevancehoun content? whatever the ship name is :]

Theyre so so sillah

#half life #half life 2 #barney calhoun #alyx vance #gordon freeman #hl2 #freehounce #freevancehoun

[bluebirdsofparadise]

a series of fics about Gordon, Alyx, and Barney and their friendships/relationships. -

I reuploaded and updated the freehounce fic posted before because i wanted to,,, add more to it <3

#writing tag #half life #fanfiction #freehoun #freemance #valhoun #freehounce #alyx vance #barney calhoun #gordon freeman #just tagging the first three for now since they show up in this one #also I hope this counts as good valhoun food cus the whole thing is Barney and Alyx talking about stuff #and him trying to take care of her #i had fun writing abt them <3

[wrong-man-right-place]

I was inspired to generate a list of ship names for Alyx/Gordon/Barney. The resulting 40 portmanteaus of their last names' syllables are under the cut, but highlights include:

freehounce: my initial choice

calmance: the most reasonable choice, imho

manvanhoun: the obvious winner

The whole list:

freecalvan

freecalce

freehounvan

freehounce

freevancal

freevanhoun

freececal

freecehoun

mancalvan

mancalce

manhounvan

manhounce

manvancal

manvanhoun

mancecal

mancehoun

calfreevan

calfreece

calmanvan

calmance

calvanfree

calvanman

calcefree

calceman

hounfreevan

hounfreece

hounmanvan

hounmance

hounvanfree

hounvanman

houncefree

hounceman

vanfreecal

vanfreehoun

vanmancal

vanmanhoun

vancalfree

vancalman

vanhounfree

vanhounman

I'd like to thank mathisfun.com for providing the only permutation generator I could find with enough features to create this list.

#half life #i'll probably tag them with calmance or freehounce #or both because i can't decide anything

[roosterm3at]

Freehounvance cuddle pile? 🥺

the eepsters

#alyx vance #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehounce #freevancehoun #half life 2 #half life

[roosterm3at]

Please please please make Freehounvance hold hands I'm begging you

🙏🙏🙏

they are going to kill breen together teehee

#alyx vance #barney calhoun #gordon freeman #half life #half life 2 #freehounce #freevancehoun #what the fuck is their shipname someone please help me how do i tag this

[roosterm3at]

Freehounvance request: the three of them trying to kiss each other all at once.

magnusson is a lame lame hater

#half life 2 #half life #barney calhoun #gordon freeman #alyx vance #freehounce #freevancehoun #doctor magnusson

[roosterm3at]

shes cool and kisses the homies goodnight

#alyx vance #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehounce #freevancehoun #half life 2

[roosterm3at]

If u haven't already, could u possibly complete that lil duo of kiss images u posted by having Gordon and Barney give Alyx a smooch? Love ur art btw thank u sm for the ot3 content

She deserves the world to me

#half life 2 #alyx vance #barney calhoun #gordon freeman #freehounce #asks

[roosterm3at]

hl2 cast doing literally nothing. let them rest and chill. barney x alyx (x gordon?) gives bonus points lol

i think they deserve a good rest after Canon Events

the eepers

#half life #barney calhoun #alyx vance #gordon freeman #freehounce #asks

[bluebirdsofparadise]

I need to write something for Valhoun too tho like I need to hop on this train I love them

#talk tag #its cool! its so cool cus when i first joined the fandom i was sooooo nervous about liking valhoun/freehounce #bc of the inclusion of barney/alyx as a pairing but like #dude. i just love the polyship i think theyre so good together #alyx deserves two hard to kill boyfriends #thats literally all i have to say on the matter and frankly i Dont care abt the age gap #cus freehoun has the same age gap #its FINE okay its perfectly fine

[angels-heap]

Just saw someone refer to the HL OT3 as “freehounce” in their tags. I giggle every time I re-read it but, like... yeah, that really is the least clunky portmanteau of their names, huh?

#K talks #WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?