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bonchobrick · 8 months
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Thinking about writing a batfam fic where they meet the future versions of themselves and none of the past batfam can focus on asking their future selves any ‘thoughtful’ and ‘important’ questions because Jason in the future is fucking two feet taller and is the tallest of the family what the FUCK NO This is AWFUL this can not—
basically batfam have a mental breakdown at the fact that their little guy becomes an absolute brickhouse because it is just wrong.
Robin Jason is of course a sweetie pie but is also definitely rubbing it in their faces pointing to himself and redhood saying “Im taller than you guys! See? See?” over and over again
And Redhood Jason awkwardly shifts around standing in the corner because he was NOT expecting such a ‘warm’ welcome
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liverpool-enjoyer · 1 year
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footballers as taylor swift songs
requested by my swiftie in Christ @yudgefudge!! thank you luv <3
leo: you're on your own, kid. ive been associating him w this song way before i knew that everyone else was doing the same lmao. it rlly does encompass his entire journey, from humble beginnings n jus being a little kid playing for fun (from sprinkler splashes/to fireplace ashes), to being the best in the world n all the struggles that come with it (i search the party.../just to learn that my dreams arent rare). the man gave his blood sweat n tears like hed be saved by a the "perfect kiss" which here is a metaphor for the wc obviously. n ohmygosh "everything you lose is a step you take"!!!! BRUH???!?!?! every line, from "i didnt chose this town (ie paris)/i dream of getting out/theres just one who could make me stay", to "the jokes werent funny, i took the money/my friends from home dont know what to say" are all SO leo coded.
ney: anti-hero. i ADORE him n theres a lot of people that like him. but theres also a lot of people who like not liking him. hes one of the best in the world, and as great as that is, he has, unjustifiably so, garnered a significant amount of haters (its me, hi, im the problem, its me/at tea time, everybody agrees). hes rlly endured a ton of it throughout the years, but keeps going (pierced through the heart/but never killed). after facing so much backlash, youd probly worry about the people that still support you and how much longer you can hold on to that (one day i'll watch as youre leaving/and life will lose all its meaning). also, hes a rich person. which makes the bridge pretty relatable for him but like in a funny way.
gavi: nothing new. this one is more based off my inner musings than actual like evidence. i have no idea whats going on this lil dudes head. but i know that IF i were in his position, i'd relate to this song a FUCK TON. its basically a song abt being in the spotlight, n being the shiny young thing that has peoples attention. but what happens when thats not true anymore? (Lord, what will become of me/once ive lost my novelty?) what happens in a few years when an even younger prodigy comes around n impresses everyone? (are we only biding time 'til i lose your attention?/and someone else lights up the room?/people love an ingénue). im not gonna write down the whole birdge but its basically abt the inevitably of meeting your replacement. the song basically asks: "will you still want me/when im nothing new?" he seems like a happy dude who probly doesnt think abt this stuff, but if i were a famous promising young soccer player, this stuff would definitely weigh on my mind.
muller: the story of us. Lord forgive my mullendowski heart. i tried to think of a song that would fit jus him n leave shipping out of it but,,, yeah it wasnt happening. in my mind theyre a package deal. anywho the song's about being around someone youre still in love with after youve broken up (now im standing alone in a crowded room/and we're not speaking and im dying to know/is it killing you like its killing me). ik theyre on good terms n all but in my mindbrain i imagine him them being in the same place for the first time since lewy left him bayern and poor thomas jus "nervously pulling at my clothes/and trying to look busy." and my gosh "but you held your pride like you shouldve held me"??? the AUDACITY. i can go off about this whole song tbh. oh n also even tho speak nows a country album this song is kinda,,, rock/punk-ish kinda??? which is to say, its very loud. much like a certain someone. fun fact i almost put seven for him bc of "before i learned civility/i used to scream ferociously/anytime i wanted" but i figured one line wasnt enough for me to put the whole song.
mbappe: evermore. this is a brooding song. a depression song. so i can definitely see this as a post 2022 world cup final song for him. it actually relates to a sports loss very well. (i used to listen to this song n think a oikawa from haikyuu,,, heh). if theres one thing abt mbappe its that hes dedicated. i can see him "replay(ing) my footsteps on each stepping stone/trying to find the one where i went wrong," yknow, jus thinking abt the final over n over. very "i rewind the tape but all it does is pause/on the very moment all was lost." but at the end of it all, hes young, hes talented, n has more world cups ahead of him. ie: "i had a feeling so peculiar/this pain wouldnt be for/evermore."
klopp: dear reader. this whole song is just advice. its taylor dishing out advice to her fans, most of whom are younger than her. kloppo loves his players, he wants to give them good advice that applies not only on the pitch, but off it as well. (dear reader/bend when you can, snap when you have to/dear reader/you dont have to answer, just cause they asked you) however its no secret that our lovely manager can be pretty hard on himself. so its possible that while he gives advice to those he loves, he feels like hes not worthy of giving it (you wouldnt take my word for it/if you knew who was talking).
again, everything stated is speculation, fueled entirely by my delusional lil mindbrain. as i dont know these ppl.
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word-scribbless · 4 years
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Hiding
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prompts: 12:“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.” 
19: “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
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Y/N sat curled up on the couch in her hotel room with a cup of tea, wondering how long it’d be before a knock on her door. She had been with the BAU for 3 years now, however this last case may have shaken her the hardest. She was taken hostage, not for long before her team found her, however she was held at gun point by their unsub and wasn’t sure she’d live past today. Just like she guessed, a few minutes later she heard a knock. She reluctantly got up and looked through the peep hole, slowly opening the door. “Hey Spence” she greeted. “Hey y/n, I just wanted to check on you after today.” “I’m fine, thanks for checking in though” “Y/N” he said not believing her “I’m okay!” “I know I should believe you and just walk away but...” “Spence” y/n cut him off. “I really am ok, but maybe we’d both be better if you came in?” She offered He nodded and moved past her into the room “I’m just watching some random TV movie” she told him curling back up in her spot as he joined her “Y/N if you need to talk about this” he started She nodded as tears started to fill her eyes. “I’m not ready yet!” She told him sobbing. He moved closer to her and wrapped her in his arms. “I was just so scared!” “Shhh shh” he calmed her “I know I was too!” He agreed They sat like that until she calmed down. She finally looked him in the eyes. Her heart fluttered like it always did when she was near by the handsome genius. After almost dying today she decided she should finally make a move on her feelings for him. “Spence” she whispered before closing the gap between them. His lips felt the way she always imagined. The spell was quickly broken as Spencer gently pulled her away from him. A look of worry on his face. “Y/N” Her heart broke. She should have known he’d never feel the same way. “I’m so sorry, I think you should leave” she said standing up and turning away from him. “Y/N” he said grabbing for her arm but she pulled away. “Please leave!” “Y/n please just listen to me!” He begged “GET OUT SPENCER!” She finally yelled, desperate to be alone. Spencer conceded and left y/n’s room. He stopped outside the door for a moment as tears welled up in his eyes. He knew he messed up. What if that was his only shot he just ruined? He had been in love with y/n for years now and wanted nothing more than to kiss her, but in that moment he was terrified that if he kissed her back he’d be taking advantage of her. She had just been kidnapped and held at gun point. What if she wasn’t thinking straight and he used that against her by letting her kiss him. However she had clearly seen his pulling away as rejection and refused to talk to him about it. The plane ride home the next day was no better. She sat as far from him as she could and quickly turned down his every advance to talk to her. It went on this way for about a week. Only talking when they were forced to by work. Finally Morgan and JJ had had enough of it. JJ was y/n’a  best friend and of course Derek was Spencer’s, they knew they had to step in. Spencer was typing out another text to y/n that he knew would go unanswered. “Yo kid” Derek greeted “Hey” Spencer answered not looking up from him phone. “Alright what’s going on with you and y/n.” Spencer let out a sad sigh. “I finally had a chance and I screwed bit up!” He put his head in his hands. “Yeah I’m gonna need you to elaborate” Derek laughed. “Morgan she finally kissed me man!” Specter groaned. “And that’s bad why?” “It wasn’t, it was perfect. Until I pushed her away.” Spencer admitted. “You what?!?” “Would you lower your voice?” Spencer said looking around. “Kid you’ve wanted that girl since you first met her. I’m just a little confused how that led to you pushing her away.” “It was right after she was held at gun point! I was afraid that’s what fueled it and I didn’t want her to regret it!” Spencer sighed. “Okay I get that. So just explain that to her.” Morgan offered “Yeah, easier said than done! She won’t even look at me!” He scoffed “she won’t answer my calls or texts or even be in the same room alone!” “Okay well I happen to know where she is right now... and know she is getting a very similar talk as you.” Derek smiled. “So go try again pretty boy.” Derek explained that y/n was at JJ’s and they were tired of seeing their friends hurt so they wanted to end this fight. Meanwhile at JJ’s house y/n was curled up on the couch with Michael telling JJ the same story. But in her story she explains that Spencer looked horrified and would never want her. “Y/N I really don’t think that’s the case! He’s crazy about you why won’t you just talk to him?” JJ says “Because avoiding it is much easier than getting hurt, thank you very much! Now can we stop talking about it?” Y/N groaned “What so you can continue to be miserable? Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.” JJ said rolling her eyes. “Oh but it does!” Y/N responded “it’s much better than hearing him say he doesn’t feel the same way.” “BUT WHAT IF THATS NOT WHAT HE SAYS,Y/N! HE-“ JJ is cut off by the door bell ringing. She goes to check who it is and sees Spencer at the door. “Well, looks like you can’t run any more” she smirks “Ah!” Y/N squeaks and jumps behind the couch with Micheal in her arms. JJ rolls her eyes and opens the door. “Hey Spence” “Hey JJ, is she here?” “She’s hiding behind the sofa.” JJ pointed, causing Y/N to groan. Spencer nods and walks around the couch to sit down next to Y/N as Micheal crawls to his mom. “Hey there.” “Hi” she said shyly. “Y/N just let me explain?” Spencer asked grabbing her hand. “Fine, but Spence if your going to let me down easy can we ju-“ “Kiss me again” Spencer cuts her off. “What?” “Y/N when you kissed me before I was scared that it was just left over feelings from being in danger and I didn’t want to take advantage of that... so if you feel for me any bit of what that kiss felt like you did that night... then Y/N, please. Kiss me again!” He explained moving his hand to cup her face.
She nodded hesitantly and leaned in to capture his lips. Pouring everything she had into the kiss. He responded by pouring all his love for her back into the kiss as well, while shill holding her gently. They pull away and Y/N looks up at him expectantly. “Y/N I wanted nothing more than to kiss you that night, but I was afraid you were just kissing me because I was there, I didn’t want you to regret it if you didn’t really have feelings for me.” He said causing her to nod. “And now?” She asked kissing him again “any doubts about my feelings now?” She asked smiling. “Nope” he smiled “how about you? Any doubts about how I feel?” He asked and she shook her head no. “Can I take you out tonight? On an official first date, no doubts or worries just us?” He smiled. “You sure can! But I’m still gonna worry, I have a date with the man of my dreams, I’m gonna be a little nervous.” She giggled as he pulled her into another kiss. “Oh thank god!” JJ said walking back into the room, now Morgan can relax and you two can stop being so moody.”
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