#welcome to the crew

[swampstew]

Meet the Kid Pirates HR Director/Emotional Support Human ~ Heat

Ok, look I get it. The Kid Pirates look raving mad and chaotic. I don’t blame you for feeling nervous when you see one up close and personal. They’re tall, loud, violent, and brash, and their outfits! I swear to you though, Heat is by FAR the least aggressive out of ALL of them. Unless you’re an enemy, in which case Heat will roast you like a rotisserie chicken. Within the crew though? He’s the man! He looks a bit like a ghoul, but he’s a ghoul with a heart of gold. He’s Heat the Director of HR.

Meet the Master Strategist Strategist 🡢  ☠️ Meet your Vice-Captain 🡢  ☠️ Meet your Captain -> ☠️

When he’s in work mode, Heat takes his job seriously. With Wire’s assistance, the two run ship operations on behalf of Kid and Killer. They assign tasks to the crew, keep the ship up to Kid’s standards, and handle all the micro inconveniences of being a Captain that Kid doesn’t like want to do.

Since Heat’s super power is his empathy – no, not his fire breathing though that is also very useful – he’s the person who everyone comes to talk to. Be it professional advice, personal help, talk the shit, whatever, Heat is always down to clown or just talk to people. He’s a laid back guy, bit of a people pleaser, who enjoys other peoples company for the most part; unlike his three comrades who are more introverted than him, the guy with deep scars engrained in his face and neck.

Heat loves to party. Any reason is a good one to cut loose, get drunk, over indulge in Killer’s cooking, and have fun. A pirate’s life is grueling as it is awesome, so Heat tries to live every day to the fullest. You can also attribute his laid back attitude to all the weed he smokes. He’s Wire’s best customer! Sober or not sober, Heat’s attitude is the same either way. He might have a melancholy face but the dude is the nicest son of a gun on the entire ship. He once admitted that the crew is his family and being a pirate is everything he ever wanted, that’s why he’s so happy all the time. Awww.

As talented as he is with complex feelings and crew management, Heat also has another super skill. No its still not the fire breathing. The man can do hair. Have you seen his flawless locs? He twists them himself and has been for years. He’s the unofficial hair stylist on the crew for anyone needing help dying their hair. What, you thought the baby blue was natural? HAH. His outfit of choice was of course, like everyone else on the crew, created with an assist by Wire. That’s his bro. His bro would never let him leave the house ship looking like an idiot.

Oh my gods ok enough with the fire breathing, I know you want to know! The truth is…shrugs shoulders…its just a thing he does. He doesn’t have a devil fruit power and he’s pretty positive he wasn’t cursed by a Witch. Ever since he was a wee lad, Heat has had the gift of fire breathing. It does come in handy, its saved his life plenty of times before he was a pirate and before he was a gang leader too.

No one on this ship had a happy childhood. If they had happy childhoods, do you think they’d be sailing around the world with someone who is basically their hotheaded, younger brother with a higher body count than Dracule Mihawk, and actually take orders from him? Fucking ridiculous. Everyone's emotional irregulation and anger issues means Heat's work is never done. His therapist cup runneth over.

He's the person you can relate to the most out of the top brass, the one who handles most internal conflicts within the crew that are not Boss-related incidents. Heat is compassionate but it doesn’t make him a pushover. He’s The Guy who enforced the word BOUNDARIES on the Victoria Punk just so the Captain couldn’t bully the fuck out of everyone smaller than him. Those peaceful and lull moments on the ship? Your bedroom door not being kicked down on Kid’s every whim? Yeah, thank Heat for those.

Heat's heart and soul are devoted to Kid and the crew, don't ever underestimate what he'd do or who he'd cut down to honor their pride.

Welcome to the crew and practice your breathing exercises!

#one piece heat #reader/you as in you are being recruited to the crew #one piece #swampstew.daydreams #swampstew #eustass captain kid #one piece fanfiction #eustass kid #swampstew stories #kid pirates #kid pirate headcanons #one piece wire #welcome to the crew #massacre soldier killer #kid pirate nakama #heat one piece

[distantwave]

#bonus feline for today #eveyone give Cati a warm welcome #u r oh so darling #welcome to the crew #but as always #get pngged idiot

[nimata-beroya]

I been having brainrot since finishing rebels today and tell me why I want to write a Ezra bridger story and it just during the gap of when he and the ghost crew were separated

Nonnie

The reason doesn't matter (because it's one of the best shows ever and left us with too many feels to be contained? Maybe I don't know) JUST DEW IT!!

#nonnie asks #mare replies #welcome home #welcome to the crew #sw rebels

[dapper-lil-arts]

Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest

#Just spray her lmao #shes my fave bad guy in the show #i thought it'd be funny to have even more of the crew for this epic confrontation #yer welcome lol #mane 6 #twilight sparkle #sunset shimmer #starlight glimmer #trixie lulamoon #applejack #rarity #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #fluttershy #mlp #gen 4 #mlp fim #friendship is magic #my little pony #pony posting #chrysalis #queen chrysalis #comic

[thereprisesystem]

is that fucking doctor bubby hlvr.

#DONT. look at the picrew too closely #observe from a distance #reason being it sucks. #ok. #he showed up literally 10 minutes before we went to sleep one night #and then we woke up and there was no sign of him #flash forward two days and he fronts. first thing in the morning. #welcome to the crew #needless to say our hlvr fictives are happy to have another canonmate #now all we need is tommy. (JOKE. PLEASE DONT SPLIT TOMMY. NOT SOON ANYWAY <3) #RS.txt #-⛅

[cloudiness]

about zoomed in kisses and lil touches and lovely smiles #for love ✨💕

#welcome to my ted talk #ofmd #our flag means death #taika waititi #rhys darby #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #renew ofmd #renew our flag means death #renew as a crew #made by me #tag:ofmd

[pcktknife]

i like him so this was inevitable

+ alt makeup

#one piece #buggy the clown #welcome to the curly girl crew buggy 🚶🏾 #whenever i render hair like this i always overdo it and then have to go back and block it out but trust the process ig cause i like it #myart

[mawphead]

very lovely puppets :)

#cutest crew #Welcome Home #my art #wally darling #Julie Joyful #barnaby b beagle #sally starlet #frank frankly #poppy partridge #eddie dear #Howdy Pillar

[mr-tsuyo]

Do you like my new Adult Fantrolls?

#art #my art #homestuck #tsuyo art #homestuck fantroll #fantrolls #mspfa #welcome to doomtlis #the felt #midnight crew #damara #damara megido #vriska #vriska serket

[nonomives]

Final post of the dayyyyy

#testing the waters tryna draw the welcome home crew #i fucking love julia and sally oml #i swear im gonna draw the others esp poppy #sis im coming for yah #ive never been so motivated in my entire life holy hecks #welcome home #welcome home arg #sally starlight #julie joyful #welcome home sally #welcome home julie #my art #eeart

[swampstew]

Meet the Master Strategist ~ Wire

Wire invented the word aloof. This is a fact. He also invented the word slay. Besides being a silent giant, Wire also has the second biggest brain in the Kid Pirate crew, right behind Killer. Wire handles strategizing full stop. Schemes, plots, developments, trysts, pranks, rehabilitation, etc. Knows the ins and outs of everything somehow but won't spill on how he knows. Wire tells Killer what to do and Killer tells Kid what to do when it comes to pulling off anything, be it dinner bill dashing or infiltrating highly guarded castles. Don't let his unenthusiastic face fool you - if you're in the crew, you're his nakama, you can trust him with your life.

Meet your Vice-Captain 🡢  ☠️ Meet your Captain -> ☠️

Wire may have also coined the phrase 'ride or die' but that's still unverified. Anyways, he's loyal as they come. Most of the crew came from the same island so it may seem intimidating to join the fray, and they all do have high walls, once they get over themselves, you'll find crew more like family.

Does he know sign language? He'll shrug and then give you a vague answer with an even vaguer gesture. You'll see him make signing motions from time to time, clearly holding conversation, communicating from a distance, or maybe giving direction during tougher than normal settings. It's not until one day Heat pulls you aside and let's you in on the secret. Yes Wire can sign, and he did it purely so he didn't have to expend his energy talking to people he didn't find interesting. Not a lot of people know how to sign back so they leave him alone, just the way he wants it to be.

If he finds time to relax, Wire enjoys simple pastimes to get through the days. He plays guitar and has been known to sing sometimes, he loves board and card games, is a vicious dart shark, and he loves napping. He's one of very few Kid Pirates that takes naps but he makes the absolute most of them. He wears a sleep mask too. It reads: Fuck Off (in really nice handsewn embroidery.)

Wire is the chillest between Kid (the unbridled anger), Killer (the stoic well of anxiety), and Heat (much nicer than he should reasonably be). If crew concerns don't meet a certain threshold criteria, most internal problems get handed to himself and Heat. The thresholds being: big bastard Kid needs to kill, and any situation not cited in Killer's emergency management guidebook.

Circling back to slay - it's a double entendre. Wire has the third highest body count on the crew (for murders), he's also a fashion icon. Have you seen his fit? Mesh netting on those tits and legs, WITH whore shorts? He knows what he's fucking doing. He helps all his little queer pirate kids pick out their outfit aesthetics, he's a proud gay dad.

Wire is only possessive of two things. One of them is his beloved trident. Kid made it for him years ago and it's still his weapon of choice. He cleans and oils it daily, sharpens the points and keeps on top of maintenance for it. Kid made him other weapons over the years: spiked brass knuckles (hurts Wire's back to bend down and utilize them properly); spiked boots (better application but Kid is not a cobbler and those promptly fell apart mid-fight leaving Wire barefoot in battle); a spiked flail (hit Kid's head by accident one time and Wire never saw the flail again). No weapon is more suited for his height and style of fighting than his trident. Wire suspects Kid made it to match his favorite pointed headdress.

If you try to get in the way of his Captain's dreams OR you try to sling pot on the deck, you're dead meat. There's only one weed dealer on the Victoria Punk and that's Wire.

Welcome to the crew and stay in your lane.

#one piece wire #reader/you as in you are being recruited to the crew #welcome to the crew #swampstew.daydreams #swampstew #wire one piece #eustass captain kid #one piece fanfiction #fanfic #swampstew stories #kid pirates #kid pirate headcanons #wire #one piece #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer

[6-atlas-6]

Guess what, it's more redacted tweets

Yk someday y'all are gonna get tired of these

🎀Tags: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @vampiriceclipse @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @shawslut @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

#Also welcome to the new people who had no clue what was going on last time I posted one of these #it only gets more unhinged from here btw #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted tweets #redacted asmr tweets #redacted audio tweets #redacted sweetheart #redacted porter solaire #redacted porter #redacted milo greer #redacted milo #redacted vincent solaire #redacted vincent #redacted avior #redacted freelancer #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted tank #redacted darlin #redacted david shaw #redacted david #redacted damien #redacted blake #redacted shaw pack #redacted damn crew #redacted damn #redacted solaire clan

[empydoc]

that one damn bowling video

#i don’t know #i giggled on call to my boyfriend when making this #yeah #you’re welcome? #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted damn crew #redacted lasko #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted huxley #redacted damien #📼.txt

[jellyfilledeyes]

I just saw the new welcome home update and i swear theres seriously something up with eddie like when the wish list got to him it just completely cut off he's completely skipped in the homewarming story book and he's the one giving us the decoder???

is he self aware? is there a reason why he's getting excluded?? I NEED TO KNOW

#maybe he became self aware and is now subtly trying to reachh out to us to help????? #MAYBE HES GETTING SUBTLY SCRAPPED BY THE WH CREW BECAUSE HE AND FRANK ARE GETTING TO FRUITY??? #THIS ISN'T ALL A COINCIDENCE THEY WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS OUT FOR NO REASON #IM GOING CRAZY #welcome home #welcome home arg #eddie dear

[meowm1x]

not gonna lie i abSOLUTELY cackled like a hyena at this

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #just in case anyone doesnt know: wtnv crew were sadly at dashcon #and they walked bc they werent paid and thats how we got the infamous 'extra hour in ballpit' as compensation

[nohomie]

Y/n joins the crew

Initally wasnt going to add them but ykno what? Why not. Gave him a distinct design too because i was in a bit of a design mood. Bestie's gonna be the catalyst of the story but she isn't the main character

#welcome them to the crew everybody #wip #welcome home au #welcome home hvh au #nomi arts