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the-soliloquies-of-sadists · 6 months

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“Oh, sorry to startle you there. You must be Robby Anderson. Coach Thomas said that I could use the Away Team locker room for the privacy in showering and cleaning up. He also said that you might be lurking in here. No, no. You don’t have to leave or even cover up. I have been in many locker rooms and around naked young men all my life. You have nothing I haven’t seen before. In fact, I’m about to take a shower. Join me….

“I’m Doug Mason. I’m a scouting for local high school football talent. I’ve been watching a number of your school’s players in the heat. I am really in need of this shower.

“Damn these socks have my stinky foot sweat. Hoo-wee! They are nasty. Wanna take a sniff?... Sure you do. Take them…. I said ‘Take them!’ Hold them up to your nose and inhale deeply…. You like that smell hunh?... Of course you do. You are tenting in your shorts.

“Take them off. Let me see your pecker…. Look it’s just us. And I already know you are a sperm burper. Coach Thomas told me…. What? You didn’t know he knew? Well…

“Shorts! Off!…

“See that wasn’t hard. Well, the decision wasn’t hard, but your tiny pecker sure as hell is. No, don’t hide it. I like the look of it. It’s small, but so are you. You are what? 5’3” and 120 pounds?... Yeah, I’m pretty good at sizing men up. I was off by only a few pounds. That pecker is what four inches? For a small guy like you, it’s perfect.

“Now me, I got a foot on you, and I’m more than double your weight. And as you can see by my bulge I my jock, I’m more than double your dick size. Wanna see it?... Of course you do. Kneel in front of me. Reach up and pull my jock down…. Slowly.

“Smell that? That’s all-natural man sweat. No. No. Not yet. You’ll taste it in a bit. I know you like the smell of men sweating. But above all, I know you love to sniff ass. Here’s mine.

“Hairy, just the way you like it. Reach up and pull my meaty cheeks apart. Take a deep whiff. Smells nasty hunh? That’s what we are going to start with—you cleaning my shithole.

“But let’s do it where you normally clean Erich sweaty shithole, in the shower area. Go.

“I’m really surprised that you haven’t asked me how I know so much about you. I mean you are known to clean out rank shitholes and then take a pile driving in your cunt. For a plain looking 18-year old senior in high school, that’s pretty amazing. And you kept it quiet, even better.

“Lay wherever you normally do. Get that tongue out, cause my ass is coming down to sit on your face…. It’s been a while since I played in a shower. Stay still…. Oh man. You are wasting no time; that tongue is going in deep.

“Coach Thomas doesn’t know that you are a world class pig under that meek, math nerd, submissive exterior. I don’t know what it is about guys into math, but they are pretty much twisted as fuck.

“Coach only knows that you hook up with quarterback Erich Schneider before and after each game, as part of some superstition thing that Erich has. I talked with him... Erich. You know he’s the reason why I’m out here. Nobody else on the team is of the caliber that he is.

“I took him to lunch and I point blank asked him if he had a fag on the side. He asked me how I found out. I told him Coach Thomas. He was panicked. I said he’s known for a year or so, and that he’s not to worry as nobody has said anything. His job is to make each player the best he can be. And to do that he needs to know what a player is sticking in his stomach and what a player is sticking his dick into at all times.

“Get up. Let’s get the shower going. I want you to take this washcloth and wash me down. Spend some time washing my cock. I know you want to play with it. But while you are doing that listen up.

“I’m a lot like your Coach. If I’m going to offer a scholarship to a player, I need to know everything going on in that player’s life. Having a faggot on the side can be a problem, but that depends on the faggot. Having an ass eater faggot to improve one’s game performance is understandable. Erich is ready to ditch you, but I have an idea.

“After talking with Coach Thomas, he says that you got into the university, but didn’t get in on scholarship. He also said that your family can’t afford it, and yet make too much money for financial aid. I’m going to make you an offer.

“As I said, I want Erich to come play for us. If I can offer you as an incentive, he won’t be able to turn us down. If you want to be one of our students, I can arrange to help you out. But your primary purpose is to provide Erich whatever he needs: eat his ass before a game, fuck you after a win, or beat the fuck out of you after a loss. Your holes are his to use as he sees fit. You would still need to get a job to help support yourself. And if anything should happen to break it off with you, the assistance I am offering would dry up in an instant.

“That’s option one. Option two has all the same service to Erich, but you live with me and possibly one other fag on my ranch. I live on six acres outside the county line about ten minutes from the main campus. You would be servicing me as well. I know you can take a face sitting. I have seats made for that for you to lay under. And you will take a mean fuck every day.

“I love tiny fag boys like you. Just look at my cock right now. I am hard just thinking about it. If the shower wasn’t going you would see my leak. I wasn’t planning on fucking you, but you are too much for me not to. Lather me up.

“If you live with me, I can arrange to get your schooling paid for. I just need to whore you out to one of the administrators, actually two of them. They can set it up so that all your tuition and fees are paid for. You will need to get good grades. I will control your study times as well. You will be whored out to whoever I choose. And I know a lot of men. Someone with your size, cute looks, and demeanor will be in demand. The fact that you are barely legal alone will have the men asking me. And they will pay.

“Now reach behind you and lube up that cunt. I need to take it for a ride. If it’s not to my liking—kinda hard to believe—the second option is off the table. At the end, when I pull my deflating cock out of your gaping cunt, you will let me know which option you want.

“I can’t take it anymore. Get on the floor, face down. Don’t reach for your pecker. In fact let me see your hands at all time. There is only one dick that matters here, and it sure as fuck ain’t yours.

“I can fuck for hours, but this needs to be quick. I need to get back to Erich and Coach Thomas. You ready for some pile driving? If not, I don’t care.

“…Am I crushing you? Aww. Well you need to adapt to the cock in your cunt. And this hole is definitely a cunt. Men will use it for their pleasure. Men will use you for their convenience. That makes you a faggot. Everyone else will think of you as gay, but you know that you are different. You know that you need to be controlled and used by real men.

“Your cries echo in this shower, and it sounds like music. I’m getting close. Your guts are going to be flooded. I’m gonna knock you up, knock you up real good. Here it comes! Here it comes baby! Here it fucking cums. Here it cuuuuuuummmms! Fuck yeah! Uh, Uh!

“Fuck. Fag. Your cunt is gold. You may be a small fag, but your cunt is deep. Mmmm. I could lay here all day on top of you. But I need to pull out, and you need to clean off my cock.

“Get on your knees. No, you are not cleaning me up with soap. Open your mouth and take me in. Clean up services are required of all faggots I’m control over. It’s a courtesy to the men who just gave their loads.

“Don’t think about it. Just do…. Atta boy. Did you think any further about my offers? You want to be Erich’s ass eater on campus? Or you want to be one of my boys?

“Don’t talk with your mouth full. I can see it in your eyes you want this life. Good. I’m going to transform you into one hell of a faggot cunt boy.

“You can tell your parents that you got a math scholarship, or whatever. This starts next August. That’s nine months away. Until then, you will not pursue other men, at least ones I have not pre-approved of. That does not apply to Erich, who you will never say no to.

“You will report to Coach Thomas at the end of each school day. You have gym as your last class. That will make it easy. He will provide any further instructions. And he doesn’t require any pre-approval either. Although I don’t think he will do anything; he doesn’t use current students. He’ll watch out for you though. I will guarantee, once you graduate in June, he will make a move on you.

“He and I have a long history together. We both like the same type of fag boys, like you. He and I belong to a group of men who like to share barely legal boys.

“There’s a bunch of us meeting tomorrow night for hood night. Everyone wears a hood, both faggots and men. The only difference is the faggots are blindfolded. I will take you there. And you will be open to any man there. They are not going to ask permission to use you. But what will most likely happen is that you will be taken and used all night by one man to service his beercan dick. That will be Coach Thomas. Even with you hooded, he will still know it’s you, but if anything ever came out about it, he can plausibly deny that he didn’t know.

“I can tell by how rock hard your pecker that you like the idea.

“Erich doesn’t need to know anything about this network of men, including Coach Thomas. I have yet to fully figure him out. You will let me and Coach Thomas know if he does anything different.

“Your tongue bath on my dick feels so good. But I need to get dressed. Here take my socks. They are yours. When you are jacking off, I want you to inhale their rank smell. I want you to think of me. My jock is for another boy. I’ll get you one of Coach Thomas’s jocks to enjoy as well.

“As of right now, you can jerk off as much as you want. Use my socks or his jock to focus your thoughts and fantasies on us. For the next nine months before you move in with me, you are going to spend a lot of time by yourself. Jerking off and thinking of servicing us will keep you in the right head space.

“Oh look Erich is coming in….

“Erich! I have some good news! I have been authorized to offer you a full scholarship to come play with us, with your own private room in our dorm, and a stipend for meals. That’s officially. Unofficial, you were telling me that you are going to miss your ass eater here. Well, he’s agreed to start the same time as you. He’ll be staying with me. I’ll make sure he will be available for you to use any time you need him throughout your time with us. You could come by my place for privacy. Or, if it’s close to game time, I have access to a private spot for you to use right by the field.

“I told you that I could get him for you. I’m quite known for getting the unspoken perks for my players.

“I know you have a ripe ass in need of some deep cleaning. And you are right, the fag most definitely knows how to do it. Thanks for letting me use him. If I didn’t experience his talents, I would not have made him that offer. I think this is a good situation for all. I’ll be in touch later so we can celebrate over dinner. Bring your family, your girlfriend, whoever you want.

“Fag, I will be in touch tomorrow about arranging that meeting.

“You two have fun. I have to go talk to Coach Thomas about a coaching event he should attend tomorrow night.”

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platinumaspiration · 10 months

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4t2 Servo Default!

Wow-wee! Nothing quite like a good old servo to get your motor running! This is 4t2 Discover University's Servo. I really hope you like him!

Download Default - SFS / MF includes formal (not pictured) | 14.324 poly

TOU: This is one of the only times I would request that you please ask permission before editing for upload. He belongs to EA, but I put a lot of effort and tears into making him behave. So, if you'd like to edit in any capacity that would be for public upload, please reach out to me first.

Huge thank you to @tvickiesims @episims @lamare-sims for their troubleshooting on what are now known as Maxis flubs!

Maxis Flubs: werewolves and witches require you to change to formal before eyes will show up in game and bad lady witch servers can't wear formalwear without losing their face

#4t2 #sims 4t2 #4t2 defaults #4t2 default #ts2 default #sims 2 defaults #ts2cc #s2cc #dl:def #ts2 download #sims 2 download #sims 2 cc #download

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murfeelee · 4 months

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I really hate how disc drives aren't standard anymore... You could always get an external disc drive that connects through USB though? Then you could install from disc and use the super patch to get it up to date, no EA app or Origin required. Though, yes, you can still use Origin if you want to! You could probably find a guide on youtube to show you how. Its a bit of a process but it's worth it.

Me too! Everything's "digital download" this, "SSD drives are so much better" that; but then look at the mess we have to go through when this newfangoled next-gen garbage doesn't work! 🙄

I am 100% buying an external drive--I'm mad that the guy at the computer store never even bothered to mention/recommend that I could do that when I was LITERALLY sitting there bummed out because they didn't sell PCs with CD drives. 🤬

As for Origin, I did manage to get a wee bit of success following what I found on Reddit. I reinstalled the older version they linked to avoid the dreaded 20:403 error, only to hit another roadblock with the dreaded un-closeable EA App Migration screen:

EA is run by frikkin SATAN, I swear!

Which sucks, cuz in the split second before the Migration screen pops up, I am fast enough to click My Game Library--which works!--but before I can select The Sims 3 to reinstall the Pets EP the dreaded EA App screen appears and stops me in my tracks. 😩💢 And none of the fixes I found online work to get rid of it for good.

EA needs to create a TS3 Ultimate Collection for the EA App--this is EFFING RIDICULOUS, selling a product on an app that can't even download/install/run it! 😡💢💢💢

#simmer problems #the sims 3 #pc problems #electronic arts #more like electronic farts #ea you suck

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gvftea · 28 days

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Two months ago I received The Sims 4 as a gift, and thought it would be fun to add GVF to my neighborhood. I made all four of them, put them in an apartment in San Myshuno, gave them full autonomy and pretty much let them do whatever they want, only intervening if it's absolutely necessary. I also switch to other households so the GVF one can progress without me doing much and I check on them periodically. Here are some of my highlights:

-Unfortunately, you can't form bands in TS4 (TS3 did have that feature) so I had to find each of them an individual career to pursue. Jake is a musician, Josh is a comedian, Danny is a social media personality and Sam is a lifeguard. Initially I wanted Sam to be a conservationist but then I saw that the uniform for lifeguards involved tiny shorts and sandals and suddenly it made sense in my head.

-Left them unattended for a few days, came back to see that Sam had moved out of the apartment and into a beach house with his girlfriend, a red-headed teacher covered head to toe in tattoos. Looking closely at her in the Creat-A-Sim panel I found she's definitely a lesbian, not even in the experimentation phase. Not sure what is up with that.

-Josh has a rival at his job that continuously sabotages him and prevents him from getting a promotion. Josh's solution? Fucking the guy in what seems to be EA's version of a trailer park. Job rival is now obsessed with Josh, but Josh wants nothing to do with him.

-Jake will go days and I mean DAYS without showering. He leaves the house, goes to work and returns with a green stench.

-Danny has a fear of failure/fear of unfulfilled dreams so intense he's rarely ever happy, I'm actually considering cheating that fear off.

-Left Sam and his lesbian girlfriend unattended for a few days, came back to see that Sam was now a mermaid. I like it for the most part, sometimes he makes these dolphin screeches that I find deeply disturbing though.

-Bought Josh a yoga mat. Does he ever use it? No.

-Danny made a post promoting a product and it flopped so terribly he got in bed under the sheets and sobbed.

-Every time Josh tries to use the washing machine/dryer it catches on fire.

-Jake has beef with a dude who lives next door because he turns his TV on loud as hell when Jake is trying to sleep, so in true twin solidarity, Josh practices his stand-up using a mic into the wee hours of the night.

-They went three days with no electricity and no water because Jake didn't pay the bills on time and apparently neither Josh nor Danny could bring themselves to do it.

#greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #sam gvf #jake gvf #josh kiszka #danny wagner #danny gvf #jake kiszka #sam kiskza

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di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es · 1 year

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I was reading @internet-sentences talk about being molded into a manhattan spreadsheet monster from a young age, and she frequently mentions technical problems (super vaguely) around what I imagine are ito calculus or linear algebra or diffeq without hinting at any joy in it.

And while I'll occasionally lamentfully wonder about what I'd have been like if i had a single goddamn engineering role model before reading the sequences, I think it's possible that I dont really grok one of the upsides of taking a calc1 class at age 24:

I am often stunned and grateful about the beauty and power of mathematics. I drastically underestimated the limits of my power as a wee lad, then I updated, which is a hair like ascending to godhood. I actually remember being blind, sight is still kinda a strange place I dont belong in.

In EA and ML, people around you sometimes reference some calc2 or linear algebra trick and say "oh yeah, from 11th grade, haha". These are the legacy admissions, who went to wizarding school because it was their birthright. I'm a bastard who hitchhiked from a muggle neighborhood with forged documents and lied to the wizarding school enrollment desk.

I dont think I can solve a problem without risking going mad with power. I feel like I'm at a symphony or art museum most of the time.

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pudding-parade · 11 months

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Another wee "starter" house for Meadow Glen. I think this one might even be a starter by EA's definition. It's close to it, at least.

Two down, 50-something (or so; I didn't actually count) to go!

#sims 3 #rebuilding meadow glen

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declaration-of-dramas · 1 year

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How I wanted Marjory’s labour to go, versus how it wacktually went:

Both fast asleep and her waters break. Peter does the panic.

She doesn’t care at this point, he’s going wild yet all she wants to do is make the frickin bed. Passive aggression at its finest!

So I watch, and peter decides that was unneeded. He decides to leave her suffering alone while he heads out to do the laundry.

And that was where the wee bairn landed, head first into the ground!!

It was twins, but sadly, this means one of the babies didn’t make it on their treacherous journey through the mortal coil.

No kid could have made that landing, I had to oblige the force kill :(

Peter then had to head off to work, in mourning, as it would have been in the day - childhood mortality was as common as the common cold.

This is how my gameplay uses stupid EA glitches to create realism in Medieval times.

Realism. . .

#sims 3 #Sims 3 Medieval #sims 3 gameplay #sims 3 glitch #MKATSONP

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sinestrosmind · 3 months

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this is my baby Softshell

he's called Softshell bc he doesn't respond to anything else and Chief is terrible with names <3

he an angy boyo that'll bite you with no hesitation, regardless of if he likes you or not because biting is also a love language for him lmao

he got his first ref in January and then immediately in Feburary I revamped him slightly and made him an entirely new ref lmao

#Rise of The TMNT #Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #ROTTMNT #⭑🛠⭑ Located on the Stark Secure Servers { My Art }#⭑🛠⭑ I used to pronounce this “cue weE weE” send help { Queue }#⭑🛠⭑ EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EA { Softshell }#⭑🛠⭑ Hyperfixation est. 2019 { ROTTMNT }#ROTTMNT OC

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remix7ven · 1 month

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herrr lookat Herrrgnfgbnfgg❤❤❤❤❤n

wee I wanna i wbna cup her face abd look at her rosy chejks get even redderWoah that eas sappy

#🩵

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mrchaosman · 3 months

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Bandit Mike: * WEE-HAW, GET HERE, PARTNER, WE GOTTA STOP THOSE {{criminal scums}} RIGHT NOWEH.

* KRISY-KRISP, YA DIDN'T {{don't forget}} ME.

* YOUR OL' PAL MIKEH.

* WOW-HAW, KRIS, YA ARE {neutral route}} AT THIS, HOW DID YA DID THAT ANYWAYEH.

* I SEE YA IN THE {{Royal Lady'}}'s MANSION AND WHILE YA AND YER PARDNERS {{put on the show} WITH {{scum}}TON.

*YUCK, KRISPY, I WONDER WHERE DAT {{funny little man}} IS NOW?.

*MAYBE HE JUMPIN' SOMEWHERE AND HE YELLIN' {{Chaos, Chaos}}, HUH, KRISP?.

* I REALLY OUR TEAMWORK, PARTNER.

* YA REALLY HAS THE {{power to control it}} TO BE LIKE MEH, A {{Sheriff of The Sheriff}}.

* WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE YA ASKIN' MEH ABOUT {{scum}}TON, PARDNER?.

*......

YA WANT TO KNOW IF KNOWS HIM.....

*..........

*I PREFER TO KEEP IT A {{as deep as tomb}} AS POSSIBLEH.

*CO'MON, PARDNER, LET'S RIDIN' AWAY.

*THERE IS A {{Poisoned Sanke}} IN OUR BOOTS, PARDNER.

Voice Lines in the battle:

EAS-HAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (The laugh before the fight).

IT'S TIME FOR SOME {https://www.tumblr.com/mercair/737722922631938048/train-wreak?source=share}}.

THE WORLD WILL BE JUST {{Showtime}}.

Hits 4x.

NEO?, NAH, I'M MORE LIKE {{western}}, PARDNER.

HE PULLS THE {{string}} and makes me {{Start to Killing}}.

YA'VE GOT A {{friend Inside Me}}.

END OF THE LINE, PARDNER (final line before using his "spicel" Attack}}.

#deltarune secret boss #deltarune #spritework #fansecretboss #deltarune oc #deltarune au #deltarune chapter 3 #friend inside me #woody theory #Mike

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potatowitch · 1 year

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Sims 4 Mage Merch

I was a wee bit salty when EA released Dragon Age shirts for the Sims 4 and included templar designs but no mage designs, so I decided to rectify it. Keep in mind this is my first ever go at making CC (and uploading it to sfs), so please let me know if anything is messed up.

Four designs, base game compatible, both frames, T-E. The designs can look a little janky on some chest shapes and sizes.

Download Here

#ts4cc #ts4 cc #ts4 maxis match #ts4 dragon age

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444namesplus · 8 months

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