How to Get Married: Paperwork, Bureaucracy, and Legal Stuff
Every once in a while we Bitches are asked marriage or relationship questions. And it amuses me to no end that we are seen as ADULTS with STABLE MARRIAGES and HEALTHY LIFESTYLES. Because we live in keen awareness that we’re floating slowly down a river of Parmesan cheese straight into the yawning mouth of the Ninth Gate of Death, just like everybody else.
Not that’s it’s necessarily wrong! My marriage with Bear just feels like such a humble, natural thing. How could it possibly be instructional to others? He’s currently listening to a podcast in the shower while I do blog stuff from the couch and I love him so stupidly much.
Yet our loving relationship has much more to do with why we got married than how. Being in love and wanting to spend your life with someone is, sadly, not the only requirement for getting married (common law marriages notwithstanding).
So today I want to talk about the logistics of marriage: the paperwork, the bureaucracy, and the legal gauntlet you must run to get hitched.
In this era of modern romance, it’s pretty common for people to move in together before getting married, even to combine finances or buy property together. We did! That gradual combining of lives makes things pretty painless. But let’s say you’re doing it all at once around the time of the wedding! With that in mind, here’s a list of the steps you need to take to get married… punctuated with gifs from the wedding of John Legend’s dogs.
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Liberty and Madonna - Wedding License by Keiko Takemiya
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How To Get Married: Bureaucracy, Finances, and Legal Paperwork To Do Before “I Do”
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Pearlina DLC with a hidden ending in which, after Big Man officiates the wedding for OTH, you, with your pale blue eyes like limpid tears, get down on one knee and propose to him. He, in tears, accepts the proposal and he puts on his fancy little bowtie. Captain Cuttlefish is there and he is both gay and homophobic because octavio isnt there to get married to him as well. Pearl then officiates your wedding then and there, and on request, she and Marina sing the splatoon pussy song as you kiss (on the cheek) and then walk into the sunset.
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i. Jennifer melted in his arms, her throaty chuckle tempting him closer. She was sexy as hell, but those soft, encouraging sounds of pleasure were like lightning in his blood.
The honeymoon suite. The soft, thin material of Jennifer’s silk blouse beneath his fingers. The way her hands kneaded at his back.
He was already bulging against his fly when she stepped away and promised to be right back.
He watched her ass as she left the room, that distinctive wiggle giving him another little shot of horny adrenaline.
He wasn’t sure exactly what she had planned, but he was ready.
ii. Jennifer had very fond memories of the last time they were in this suite. Memories of Jonathan returning as she emerged from the shower, of the gleeful smile at her attire - nothing but a towel.
How she’d watched his eyes darken as she dropped the towel, stalked forward and pushed him into a chair. She’d only bothered to free his erection before she turned and braced herself on the table, her legs spread wide in obvious invitation. He, fully dressed. She, fully naked. It had felt illicit and dangerous and very naughty. She wanted that again. And again. And again.
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I love MB because she writes ghost porn for us even when we don’t deserve… (also it sounds like MB and this LB person should get married or something)
Every day we wake up blessed that @separatist-apologist shares this plane of existence with us and chooses to share her glorious writing with the world for FREE
As an official #MBstan we ultimately support anything that will make the wonderful Separatist-Apologist happy. We at MB Appreciation Month firmly believe that marrying LB is conducive to this goal and are throwing our full support into the lonelyapology ship 😌
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License To Wed: Stills (2007)
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