#we got 2 hours left!!!!

[gendzl]

so guess who's moving house again (me! it's me.)

#same building just up on the top floor and waaaaaay on the opposite end #a chainsmoker moved in near us and the smoke BILLOWS into the apartment so we can't have the door or windows open. it's been miserable. #anyway today is day 4 of moving. my feet hurt but I've got like 98% of my stuff upstairs now! #all that's left is things I'm still using for the next few days until the movers come for the heaviest furniture #because naturally the heaviest furniture is also the comfiest furniture so we're hanging out downstairs without all our stuff lmao #i just spent 2 hours disassembling my bed. moving my bed. and reassembling my bed. #I'm exhausted #¶

[anotheroneofthegaysharks]

"Alright listen. If you go there you'll find land. Probably. I mean I don't know for sure but there's a 50/50 chance, right?"

Here's swap Riley and Eugene for the soul (the soul being my soul because this is entirely self indulgent)

Here they are in FULLBODY GLORY. Riley is wearing a jacket and hat he found off a shipwreck hence why it's covered in BARNACLES and SEAWEED and ALGAE. He likes the "monster" part of the sea monster look because he likes scaring people off when really he's completely harmless (and a bit of a wimp)

Eugene here has never been sailing up until this point. He dove in way too confident and way too unprepared and got his ass COMPLETELY lost. This guy is a performer, not a sailor. Cut him some slack. He's just here to have a good time

Neither of these lil shits know anything about navigation. The only help Riley gives is as an audience and sometimes protection from dangerous sea creatures

Anyway asks are open for these guys because I love them. Hell ask them questions directly if you want, that might be fun too

#And happy new years! #It's still 2023 where I am but we got 2 hours left #hilda the series #hilda netflix #hilda fanart #eugene hilda #self x canon #self ship #self insert #swap au

[horny-ex-catholic]

So last night I made out with my friend (hopefully soon to be partner. We're talking some stuff out) and aside from just being really fun, I learned I apparently really like teasing them and I may not actually be 100% submissive

#dont get me wrong #im still a massive bottom #but also i grabbed them by their throat and made them purr #at one point they were leaning back to collect themself and I grabbed them by their jaw and said 'no no no. come here' kinda aggressively #and they made some *very* nice noises #we just kept going back and forth teasing each other and getting revenge when one of us made the other one flustered #at one point i broke them just by crossing my legs #i was wearing this dress with a tall slit in the skirt #so when i crossed my legs it fell open and showed like my *entire* thigh #i was still decent but i could see them rebooting and they just went 'what was that. what did yo do??' in this adorable shaky voice #we completely lost track of time and ended up leaving the lounge area we were hanging out in a little past 5 in the morning #and we'd gotten there at 11 #and had a 2-3 hour break when some girls showed up to use the microwave for their dinner #they were cool and we hung out and shared queso #and then my friend got me super flustered as soon as the two of them left by telling me how cute I am when i talk about my interests #while they were choking me a little #i have. not recovered. #my post

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

thasmin alternative funny ending where the end of sea devils is the same but at the start of potd it's immediately incredibly obvious they did Not stick with that "lets just be pining" deal

like sea devils flirting times ten, absolute honeymoon phase, bring back the Mattress Suggestions but #confirmed this time, dan leaves because he has a date to get to ahem ahem

crucially this remains Entirely unacknowledged by Everyone. but like in a trying to give someone a kiss and headbutting them bc you forgot youre both wearing space helmets kinda way. the first person to almost mention it is the master, who wants to point out to yaz the things they have in common, but before the doctor can bite his head off yaz has already kicked him. they both dont mention it. the master also doesnt again.

the episode functionally stays the same. the master being the doctor becomes even more poignant in his dynamic with yaz. nothing else would change. they both would prioritise the fate of the planet and the people theyre trying to help over anything theyve got going on and even more importantly i can not stress this enough this is a folie-à-deux of hardcore denial. they did this exact same thing apart for years theyve just combined forces now. it's obvious, but it can Not be acknowledged by Anyone. and it wont be. and nothing changes. the entire episode plays the exact same way if theyre deeply in love because they are. just add like three words of dialogue and an eyeroll from dan in the first third and youre done

#i say alternative #but reading the script #i think this is just whats there ghfjghjh #man the stuff that got cut from the episode hurts me i cant imagine how it feels if you wrote it #wish we had deleted scenes #just got the dvd of potd 2 days ago i dont think it has deleted scenes tho #would give soooo much for deleted scenes #the master siberia scene #the 'youre gonna live arent you' bit #and just so many fun little lines like when dan says 'what am i doing ihave a date to get to' and the doctor says over the com #'you know we can hear you right?' #or when she goes 'rmember the plan stick with the plan its a really good plan' #and dan andyaz are like 'WHAT PLAN' #and she goes 'didnt i say??' #just let me have eveerything that was left on the cutting room floor i'll put the 2 hour finale togethe ron my own no worries

[harryswinks]

this whole moving house thing is so funny we were really set on one town but decided its just not happening and we have a first time buyer wanting ours so we feel a bit under pressure to find somewhere and not lose them so we started looking closer to where we are now and thats somehow lead to my mum telling me on my lunch break we're viewing a house down the road

#a lot of wanting to move away was because we couldn't afford to stay here but this house has been reduced........ #we also looked at a house (and put an offer in but i dont think we'll get it) at a house near where i went to school #and if we'd have got that part of me would have been fuming that we moved that close to school #like 15 years after i left there lmao it used to take me 2 hours to get there!!!!! 1 hour on the bus and 1 hour walking because buses from #this stupid fucking town stopped going there!! #anyway i just want to be out of this house im sick of 2 flights of stairs #stacey speaks

[crimeronan]

anyone else here got the specific mental & physical illness combo where you neglect and forget about and fail to notice basic household tasks to the point that sometimes when you finally go to do the dishes there's a Fascinating Smell in the sink so overpowering that it makes you puke.

#asking for a friend. #a friend who left wet spaghetti in her garbage disposal drain for like 5 weeks. #i'm not even freaked out by mold but oh my god the smell. there is so much in my lungs rn. #considering getting out the heavy-duty wildfire respirator we have (due to asthma risks) bc OH MY GOD. #i ran the disposal and rinsed the drain and it got rid of it for a sec but now it's BACK AND GETTING WORSE SOMEHOW #GIRL WHERE ARE YOU SPEAK TO ME #unsanitary #gonna end up like 'i spent 2 hours cleaning today' 'oh wow the house must look so nice!' 'i was literally just removing biohazards' #mold m #anyway. if youre so inclined. go check your sink drain for old food. could save future u's nose

[watchyourdigits]

no one asked, but fic updates and falloutober are postponed indefinitely while i deal with being dragged into my parents' shitshow

#on tuesday my mom left and took the dog #long story short my tuesday night was spent making a 2 hour round trip to shuttle the dog back to my father #and he called me today at work (a few hours ago) sobbing and talked to me for 26 minites straight #i'm 27 and haven't lived at home since i was 20 why am i being roped into this ffs #it's a long time coming and i'm proud of my mom because he's been a piece of shit my whole life #and especially to her... got back in touch with my little brother (who lives w them) which was nice #we agreed we need to talk more lmao but yeah that's the only good that's come of this so far #anyway yeah i imagine this is gonna take a while to try and get my dad to stop calling me nonstop with guilt trips/calling my mother insane #i'm hopeful she actually goes through with a divorce this time 🤞🏼 #older sibling problems honestly #don't get it twisted my dad is manipulative and an abuser 10000% #regg rambles #divorce // #minutes***

[running-in-the-dark]

the tiny bit of consistency that I had in my sleep schedule has disappeared entirely. I sleep when I sleep. I never know what day it is. I've lost all sense of time. when does a new day start? no idea. it's 3 pm and it feels like it's the middle of the night.

#I got like. 3-4 hours of sleep last night and then woke up at 2:30am and simply stayed awake #I'm not used to being awake when the sun is up but these last few days I've left the house before 8 most days #it's so weird and so confusing #it'll be..... interesting to see how this goes when we move. #maybe having my own room and my own bed (or. well. mattress for now) will help #or maybe yet another change will just stress me out more #we'll see. 🙃 #I really need consistency and routine and I'm completely unable to create that for myself 😭

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

the eternal question: is scheduling w friends as an adult That Hard or am I just bad at it

#4 different people have left me on read today; 1 cancelled our plans 4 hours before we were due to meet #I've been sitting home alone for 2 days going insane. looking forward to One (1) coffee date & that fell through #idk why I'm taking it so hard this time I'm usually fine!! but I find myself wishing I didn't have the day off I wish I did have work :( #like it's tiring yeah but it beats sitting here not knowing what to do w myself #& I'm working all weekend & only leaving the house to see the doctor. oh joy #I've been productive ironing writing fixing the car. that's not the problem #I had 4 social plans this month. that's it #that's like seeing each friend once a month!! I can't keep this up!! #is this the norm for adulthood? :( #& on one level I don't want to bother people or be clingy #but on another level I'm baffled that they don't get lonely too #the news has not shut up abt the Loneliness Epidemic since 2021 #but if it's true why do so many people take so long to reply when I reach out? if they reply at all #I'm not going anywhere w this. idk #just one of those days #everything so fuck everybody suck :( #boomers got it right w the whole showing up unannounced at people's houses for a social call with a pound cake #now I have to go through 5 layers of bureaucratic bullshit to see a friend #assuming they don't cancel the day of ofc (((((: #I just wanna be like hello knock knock I am here. tell me abt yr life today & listen to mine & eat this cake #& the worst is when people are like 'I'm cancelling bc I'm tired xx' #OK A) u knew we had these plans for two weeks #but B) I'm tired too! I still love u ur still my friend! let us be tired together! #'I won't be social today I'm tired' my love we could watch movies in silence we could knit we could ball yr socks. idc #'I have to do the big shop today sorry' so do I!!! let us do the groceries together!!! #every time I've pushed someone to come out when they felt depressed or to let me accompany them when they were doing chores #they were like u know what I'm so glad u did this. thank u. this is way better than how I had planned this night to go #& I'm like any time!! I love u!! #& then it just happens all over again next time oh sorry I'm cancelling I'm busy I'm tired #like did u forget what a nice time we had last time? what changed? :(

[nerdie-faerie]

Floor time isn't enough, I need to become one with the floor

#ace is a grumpy bean #fck man im just o_o im going to need a week to recover and instead i get 1 day #weve got no fcking air conditioning in the restaurant but all these fcking appliances at 70+°C just roasting you while you rush around #theyre training 3 new managers when weve already got 4 why do we need 7 managers when we dont even have enough cooks atm? #i got stuck with the most useless coworker for the majority of my shift after the trainee manager disregarded what morning manager said #where everyone should be stationed and what they should be doing and then proceeded to send someone home 2 hours early and take me off till #5 hours early hes sht at delegating based on efficiency and just stationed people based on preference i basically ended up manning #front of house by myself while melting he tried suggesting leaving foh entirely unmanned to send both of us to do lobby which is a #1 person job and i was in the middle of 2 order then left me stranded doing foh when i was supposed to be clocked out #im just so fcking drained and pssed off i cant cope

[thefloorisbalaclava]

..

#so i'm part of the mrballen server #and one time we had a joke about starting a matchmaking channel #so people could say they met and fell in love in a discord server #it was funny and after that we just carried on as usual #then one day i get a message from a guy who's in the server #and he's introducing himself and whatnot #i thought it would be like we chat every now and then type thing but like... #it's so much more #i literally made a joke about matchmaking in the server and i'm dating someone from the server now 🤣 #he lives in ny so we were able to meet pretty easily #and y'all...he is FOINE #he's Ukrainian and so shy about his English but it's fine lol #he does construction #right now he's in the Philippines for 3 weeks building a fucking oil rig and I've been worried since he left #but he messages me every day though there's a 12 hour time difference #i really like him y'all #he's a single dad of 2 daughters and he's so amazing with them #he's a few years older than me which I prefer #he's just an all around good guy #and i wouldn't mind if things got a bit more serious between us...

[quasieli]

Moving Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

#Eli Speaks #wish me luck #ive been left in charge of the movers! #and may be stuck out in the florida sun for up to 2 hours (maybe more if things go wrong) while we wait for the keys! #gotta love bureaucracy #everything that can go wrong has been cause one hand doesnt know how to talk to the other apparently #we almost got left without a house today! fun!! #but aunt uncle and parents are off signing paperwork now #so hope to gd all the messy stuff is over

[princeanxious]

The world really decided to give me a special on 'all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth' and I'm salty abt it xD

Merr Christmas and Happ Holidays yall💕

#luka rambles #why has my sleep schedule been shit? because tooth pain! #i got to see a dentist just before they closed and guess what! no cavities! none! so-why pain?? #i got lotsa work done on them a little over a year 1/2 ago and apparently ive been really good abt keeping them in good shape!! #so again-why pain?well apparently when u have fillings too close to the root they get traumatized overtime and that can lead to infection! #& ive got the lovely combo of weak teeth and long curved strong roots. aka will likely be prone to extractions that will always be complex #so guess who gets root canals on one front tooth and the one to the left of it despite no cavities just after christmas? #and also they fucked up the perscriptions so that i thankfully have antibiotics but unfortunately no pain meds #so. guess who got like 2 hours of sleep before being woken up this morning to Pain. that took 2 hours to back calm down so i could sleep. #and then only got another two hours of sleep bc yknow it fckn chrismers and we had to wake up to get on the road!! #i have had a collective 8 hours of sleep in about 2 days and i get to go right back to work and will not have a day off till thursday #i am. Very Tired. is it any wonder i got an infection my body couldnt handle in the first place? w/ holiday stress to boot #i asked for a galaxy comforter for chrismas and i rly hope i get one bc i will be so ready to take the biggest nap

[chronal-anomaly]

no please,,, no more

#( ooc. ) #i mean i've lived my entire life in the midwest i should be used to it by now #but we got a foot of snow in like 2 days and it just does not stop #it took me 2 hours to get my unpaid internship (that I pay to go to) when it should only take an hour #literally left at 630 this morning and slid into the parking lot at 830 #my first patient was at 8am.... #yeah #anyway i need a BREAK PLEASE

[astro-inthestars]

Hi guess who feels like he just experienced 8 consecutive days in a matter of 2?

#rennikorambles #holy fuHUCK I AM SO EXHAUSTED. I AM LITERALLY EXHAUSTED #I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF I SAY THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST EXHAUSTING TWO DAYS OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE... #yesterday in class our very first subject was our advisory one and since the cheer dance has been crucial we just went down to practice #great straining start to the day! (i do like our cheer dance though i think we'll beat the other sections but MAN IS IT TIRING.) #and then i had to go over to the avr to get prized and shit for winning 1st place on the spelling bee(it was nothing dont even care abt it) #and then after that immediately had to go down (since this was the end of class) and practice AGAIN for 2 more hours #good god and thats friday for you #and im pretty sure this was when i discovered that my brother (who usually goes home at 4 and my practice ended then) #had left me behind and gone home already. and like usually whenever i have practice and end at 4 we just go home w #*together #but. yeah. that didnt have me feeling good but it was okay #and when i was ready to pass out hoHOH NOO NONO #my aunt decided hey! we should celebrate your wonderful high grades by going out together (me my brother and my cousin) and h #have a sleepover! and we were just. sure ok. so we had to pack IMMEDIATELY and get on going #more stuff and more waiting in traffic happened and shit and more shit #and then we got to the street mall and hogh boy MORE WALKING. but i love the place so i didnt mind (still walking though. haugh) #and then ate at a place ive never eaten at. i liked the food really! but then my stomach decided death for me #(apparently eating dinner 9 hours after lunch isnt good..?) so the rest of the time my stomach was squeezing and i felt like throwing up #but it was fine i didnt throw up! AND THEN ALSO I FAILED TO MENTION. My class paid to reserve 4 hours at a court to practice #which was at 10 am the next day. so i had to sleep early which i did! woke up at 7 <3 watched enola holmes.... #bUT I STILL GOT SO FUCKING LATE I ARRIVED AT 11. didnt even get to savor the sleepover haugh..... and then practice OH practice. sufferings #after a whole problem with a bunch of idiots at the court that barged in we decided to cut the practice at 12:30 #i got picked up by my parents then we went home! .BUT ITS NOT OVER YET. WE HAD TO BRING OUR HOUSEHELP TO HER HOUSE #and they said it'd be quick. just a quick drop off to help her. #bUT NOOOOO WE WENT TO THE FILIPINO EQUIVALENT OF COSTCO AND THEN AN AMUSEMENT PARK #WHICH WAS SO COOL OH MY FUCK BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT. #first of all i got to finally try the Vikings ride and a roller coaster! good news i can handle roller coasters! #bad news i cannot handle vikings. theyre.... overwhelming- i couldnt even SCREAM from how scared i was #anyways i roamed phil costco it was so fun. but my poor feet. i have sustained 5 different kinds of body pain.