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ofmara · 4 years

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*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me. BVCNJ hey lads ~ i’m ally, i’m twenty2, my timezone is est, i use she/her pronouns & full disclaimer: i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing! just keep that in mind when you read this.. trash lmao. anyways! if u wanna plot, feel free to hmu on d*scord at HE IS SO BIIIIG 😩👌🏼🧡#2581 or yk use the lil chat thing on tumblr if u wanna start small or w/e FDCNK no pressure. moving on..

mara’s pinterest: here!

content warning: ..none?? who am i???

( ariana grande & cis female. ) oh my god look, it’s mara de luca! she is a 24 year old singer/songwriter from queens, new york. they were first associated with the met cartel 3 years ago, and the tabloids are always saying she is so impulsive & irreverent, but their stans on twitter say that she is actually really magnetic & passionate.

first thing’s first.. i haven’t written a coherent intro in a fucking Minute, so i’m offering premature apologies for the shitshow that’s about to follow, especially since i really waited til the last second to type this out even if this blog’s been Done for a week smh ANYWAYS!

ok so! mara is what i like to call ‘a textbook new yorker’ in that she’s Loud, she Loves Her Family and she’s Unapologetically Herself. my character inspirations for her are joey from netflix’s the circle, fran fine from the nanny, molly gunn from uptown girls and a little bit of cher from clueless sprinkled in there ( mainly bcos of this gifset lmao ). since i came up with her a few weeks ago, i really had so many different personalities for her but like.. let’s keep reading to see that literally all of them were apparently Not True ~

she was born into a very tightly-knit family & grew up constantly surrounded by them. she’s got three older brothers, meaning she’s the Baby of the family, so she’s been uhhhhhh doted on all her life! we stan! that said, she’s never known what its like to be on her own, especially considering that her family was right by her side every step of the way as she slowly grew her career from childhood. she got her start singing the national anthem at a knicks game when she was 8 and slowly built from there. her parents were always suuuper supportive and did all they could to help her achieve her dreams, even though they were struggling to make ends meet.

her parents own a small bakery in queens that they started when her oldest brother was little and have been a staple in the city ever since. though they’re a somewhat popular spot for tourists and locals alike, ny real estate isn’t cheap, so paying rent both for the store and their apartment above it has always been a struggle, especially once they started dedicating a good portion of their money to plane tickets and agents and all sorts of necessities mara needed in order for her dreams to come true. the extra expense was difficult on her brothers as well, though they made a point never to complain when they had to get a second or third job to help pay the bills.

ANYWAYS she grew up veryyyy close to her family and the sacrifices they made on her behalf didn’t go unnoticed, so the first thing she did when she finally Made It was buy them a bigger space for their bakery ( since her parents Love working it even if its rough sometimes, buddy ) and a new house so ;) we love a Family First mentality!

HOWEVER!! when mara first moved to LA in like?? 2015 or something?? idk timelines.. but anyways when she first moved to LA she was.. how u say.... Depressed cos like even though she was Living Her Dream as the artist she’s always wanted to be ( she lived in queens w/ her family up until after her first Big Break cos she’s a big time daddy’s girl ) .. she was essentially on her own since her family stayed in nyc :/ yk, where they live? yeah. so she was on her own for the first time... Ever & it was scary and stressful and essentially, she wasn’t doing great mentally or emotionally, even if she put on that *ari vc* fake smile.

that was untiiiiiiil she got her first ~ hollywood boyfriend ~ aka someone famous who helped both with her career and as a salve to the constant loneliness the bitch always feelin. long story short, he didn’t last long, but she Needed to feel Wanted so she got Another ~ hollywood boyfriend ~ until it became, like, Her Thing to Always be attached to someone in the tabloids and the press and on Entertainment Tonight. we love a codependent bitch! that’s also kinda how she got to be part of the met cartel cos she immediately attaches herself fully and completely to everyone she meets & falls a little bit in love with every person who has ever said hello to her, so.. Yeah! most of her friendships were likely formed because she just would not leave them alone ( she’s clingy and needy As Fuck, but she knows she is, so she’s constantly worrying about it aka she’s always wondering if people really like her cos she’s been said to be “too much” and “annoying” by some people who.. weren’t interested in being her friend ) anyways.. feel free to lmk if u want ur chara to hate her cos she will fully have her feelings hurt but still want them to like her cos shes a, say it with me kids, people pleaser ~

its v clear why i thought of joey & fran for inspo ( espeeeeecially fran, now that i think about it: i.e. constantly searching for love, lovingly obnoxious ) but as for why she’s like molly gunn... bitch is uhhh naive as fuck and will trust anyone who is even a little bit nice to her so peep her constantly seeing everyone through rose colored glasses and immediately feeling like her heart is broken when they turn out to be someone completely different lmao! also yk in the little mermaid when ariel was like “but daddy, i love him!” ??? YEAH, that’s mara to a fucking T, m8!

i could quite literally go on and on for hours, but to keep it short and sexy, here’s her stats page & i’ll follow up with a list of some little tidbits of info.. some Quirks, if u will..

she hiccups when she cries & BOY does she cry often BVJNCDKM

cannot cook a single mf thing to save her life? yeah.. her parents wanted to let her work in the bakery but .. she burned everything so she was cashier ;)

can quote the entirety of bring it on: all or nothing & as a segue from that, she is very chatty during movies if she’s with even one other person but Silent when she’s alone

will challenge anyone and everyone to mario kart wii as long as she gets to play yoshi ( she has a vendetta against baby peach )

is Constantly Freezing, so she’s always in thick socks and turns the heat up high when she’s at home

has a cavalier king charles spaniel named piper ( yes, i'm using a fc for her dog )

i’m gonna b p selective with which ari songs she’s released both bc i dont like All of ari’s songs & for character purposes ( rip in peace, sweetener )

is classically trained on the piano and sometimes just plays classical music for fun, making up silly lyrics at parties and whatnot lol she’s just Fun & Quirky like that

owns every season of the o.c. on dvd

she has a car but i havent decided if she ever drives it ( or what kind it is, tho i assure u my virgo ass will be researching it at some point ) since she really just barely passed her driver’s test

is constantly in the tabloids for one dumbass thing after the other mostly as an excuse for me to make tabloid edits but like... i love that for her & will 100% be down to include any and all of u if u lmk u wanna be in one

and many more, but i’m really just sitting here rambling UGH EW so lms for plots cos i’m unprepared & i don’t have any wc’s! very on brand for me, i must say

#met:start #♡ — ❛ out of character. ❜#when u use recycled tags and cant remember what the fuck they are? yeah #anyways!

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honeymndes · 5 years

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30 Questions (technically 28 lol) Game

Rules:

- Tag the person who tagged you

- Answer the questions

- Tag 20 people (i’ll try!)

I was tagged by @softbrooklynboys :)

1: How tall are you? 5’4!

2: What color and style is your hair? it’s like 3 different colors lol my roots at the top (brownish red bc hey natural red head), another red from when i dyed it and it faded, and a really lightish red from the blonde i had! & its a little past my shoulders, my bangs are to the right but you will literally never see them

3: What colour are your eyes? hazel

4: Do you wear glasses? i do not but i prob should, my eyesight is fucking horrible

5: Do you wear braces? i do not!

6: What is your fashion style? i’m not really sure how to describe it? rn its leggings & sweaters all day everyday. but in the summer & spring its shorts and sundresses

7: Full name? esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

8: When were you born? a nice spring day in May many years ago

9: Where are you from and where do you live now? ohio & ohio

10: What school do you go to? i’m too broke for that

11: What kind of student are you? i was** quiet, kept to myself, didn’t have many friends!

12: Do you like school? nah

13: What are your favourite school subjects? history!!

14: Favourite TV shows? the resident, grace & frankie, destination truth & expedition unknown, manifest, jane the virgin, alot more!

15: Favourite movies? love simon, dunkirk, coyote ugly, harry potter, uptown girls, edge of seventeen, everything everything, spiderman: homecoming

16: Favourite books? death by bikini, did i mention i love you?, the merciless, the heartbreakers, life as we knew it

17: Favourite pastimes? reading, writing, just chillin

18: Do you have any regrets? i sure fuckin do

19: Dream job? anything with animals or the enviorment

20: Would you like to be married someday? ah who knows, i might jet off to another coutry before i can commit

21: Would you like to have kids someday? we shall see

22: How many? one

23: Do you like shopping? does online count?

24: What countries have you visited? none :( just the old us of a

25: The scariest nightmare you’ve had? i honestly dont even remember

26: Do you have any enemies? i would like to think i don’t but who knows lol

27: Do you have a s/o? not anymoreeee

28: Do you believe in miracles? it depends!

i tag: @shes-so-particular @sincerelykiwi @sbawnmendes @mendesho

yall literally don’t have to do this!!

#about me #im so boring lol

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 6 years

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- IT!!! WAS!!! SO GOOD!!!

- LIGHTS!!!! We had almost all the lights!!!!

- fucking though....there has not been a SINGLE situation with mics and speakers all week. not one problem.

- fucking Aquarius, the opening number, starts and we hear the crackling...and it was BERGER!!! We literally had to turn his mic off when he was singing ‘Donna’!!! At least the kids already ridiculously loud but like....come on 😂

- and then like halfway through act 1 Jeanie’s stupid mic was like ‘hmmm let me join this party’ honestly rip. we literally couldn’ t even figure out what was going on with hers. at least with Berger we could tell he just messed it up putting his extensions on ugh

- but all the singing was so good!!! no one forgot any lines!

- a Brand New Mick Jager poster came in today so I didn’t have to be personally attacked by seeing my 14-year-old-self’s signature on his face under the stage lights lmao

- asdfghjk remember Tom from the batb/ith/pippin posts??? well he was Margaret Mead when we did Hair in 2011 and during intermission I ran into my friend Annika in the bathroom and she went ‘Tom is QUAKING’ (bc the kid in this show did ‘My Conviction’ so well) and I honestly started wheezing

- you know what true terror is....someone handing you a windscreen they found on the floor 2 minutes before curtain opens for act 2. holy shit

- Couldn’t find who it belonged to!!!! It’s not fine but we Survived

- for some reason they were playing ‘Uptown Girl’ on a loop when people were getting into their seats???

- I found my 2009 revival Hair shirt today completely on accident...it was a SIGN lol

- the assistant director showed up in like a turquoise spaghetti strapped jumpsuit with a tie-dyed shirt underneath, a full wig, those circle sunglasses, and a bunch of sixties-ish jewelry and like....honestly he’s the real icon of our time lmao

- God so the director likes to have a whole ‘circle’ with the kids before the house opens and at the end she always wants them to like put your hands in and then yell one word to get hype you know and all the kids were campaigning to yell ‘snatched’ because of all the wigs in the show asdfghjk

- speaking of....Woof received his 5th (fifth) hair piece today. Wonder if that’ll stay lol

- I was collecting mics from these two ensemble featured-singers and they were complaining about the roles asdfgh I was trying to cheer them up like ‘hey at least you’re good enough to get mic-d’ but God they’re so young....they probably don’t know that nothing will ever change for them 😂😂😂

- I couldn’t stop myself from singing along I won’t lie. I’ve been fighting it all week. I just couldn’t go on anymore 😂

- I was joking about the kid playing Berger when I was backstage at intermission bc I’ve known him since he was 10 so I will take any given opportunity to lovingly make fun of him and the girls were like Shocked like how do you know him and I was like ‘Our first show together was Hair! He played Hubert!’ and APPARENTLY while they all knew he was in the show he was???? refusing to tell them who he played for some reason??? because they all started freaking out lmao

- also speaking of that loser: roamed the theater for 2 hours before the show playing the ukulele and singing nonstop

- GOD when we did the show before the director brought in this fucking...possessed doll from hell that she’s had her whole life and made the girl playing Claude’s sister hold it lmao the poor girl was terrified of the thing but fucking!!! I got to the theater today and it was just sitting in the center of the stage!!!!! why!!!!!!

- lmao the smoke machine went Rogue(tm) and just....kept turning on during the trip scene when it wasn’t supposed to. I guess it thought ‘3-5-0-0′ needed a little flair 😂

- Claude’s voice cracked....on his VERY LAST LINE...….that final ‘that’s meeeee!’ in Flesh Failures....I cringed so hard for the kid omfg. I hope he doesn’ t take it too hard, but at intermission I told him ‘great job’ and he looked like he was about to cry, so he seems like the type to focus in on that stuff rip

- (he’s SUCH a good singer tho!!!)

- the audience was So Small since it’s a Thursday night I felt so bad 😂 but they gave a lot of applause!!!

- How Many Rolls Of Tape Can One Small Cast Lose

- but yeah overall!!! it was a really good opening night!!! Sad I won’t be able to get to see the final performance Saturday but here’s to hoping tomorrow’s spectacular!!!

- Beads, flowers, freedom, happiness!

#hair vagueblogging 2k18 #musicals #molly mumbles #lol

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