#waxwingsfail

[lilolilyr]

Omg I have been booped!!! <3

In thanks I will make a boop fandom edit for whatever fandom wins this and also maybe others, feel free to send me other ideas as well or ideas for more specific memes :D

:)

DON'T REBLOG! Just for my followers and tagged boopsters not their followers too that's why I didn't tag it much and made it unrebloggable, idk why tumblr lets you reblog it anyway o.o pls don't

Tagging all my boop war fellows <3 bc u r the most eligible for this poll @toboldlynerd @purlturtle @thearchdemongreatlydisapproves @ussdiscowhale @lavendelhummel @viharistenno @ladydedlock @teenageunderdog @panicatthesocialmedia @brianedesaulniers @andzia267 @spaceaceofheart @avelinefaith @eclipsed-raven @onaperduamedee @waxwingsfail @die-schwanenkoenigin @tinknevertalks @gunsandcherries @observethewalrus @goethesgroupie @hazelnut-rosewater-pomegranate @larrikin-is-a-himbo @killingboredom @thidwicktails @fearlessplatinums @songstar1 @obsessioninc @apothecaresa @eyeh0rr0r @anis-sketches @ferryperson @thordis-red @bilko @feralchaoschild @intomymelancholia @anoddsightcomeoutatnight @bluepsychichumancop @miraculous-stardust @to-those-who-i-have-mauled @youssefguedira I'm having fun hope you're having fun booping sorry if I missed anyone!!!

First offering: Warehouse 13

Second offering: GOmens, Trek & LotR meme comp

#mine #01.04.24 #tag later #i feel like twilight is the nilla extract of this poll #x #boop o meter #my boop #my post #apr'24 #popular #top post #Kristen and being known still in

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

I posted 3,004 times in 2022

451 posts created (15%)

2,553 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@oldguardhc

@falyakonmp3

@nicolosword

@waxwingsfail

@hesnotmy

I tagged 2,994 of my posts in 2022

#incorrect quotes - 424 posts

#the old guard - 420 posts

#joe - 322 posts

#nicky - 288 posts

#lovely art - 251 posts

#nile - 231 posts

#andy - 220 posts

#booker - 187 posts

#immortal husbands - 158 posts

#quynh - 132 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#the haunting question of what wouldn't you do for the love of your life especially when they're the only thing you can cling onto in this n

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

*Quynh and Nile at an art museum*

Quynh: Can we take a picture?

Nile, taking out her phone: Sure.

Quynh, grabbing a painting off the wall: Ok QUICK let’s go before they catch us.

Nile: WHAT—

294 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

#4

Nicky: *Unlocks Joe's phone*

Joe: How'd you know my password?

Nicky: I know my own birthday, Joe

329 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

#3

Andy: You seem nervous.

Nile: Yeah, I’ve always been a little anxious.

Nile: And then I died, which did not calm me down.

350 notes - Posted May 13, 2022

#2

See the full post

476 notes - Posted October 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

1. The cute quick check in they do

2. Flirting at the kitchen table

3. The relief that they're both ok

See the full post

721 notes - Posted October 28, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#my 2022 tumblr year in review #It's here :)

[ongreenergrasses]

Spicy mayo you are

spicy mayo yeah!!!!

colors

#ask and you shall receive #waxwingsfail

[scorchedhearth]

Hot pink with a touch of lavender 💜

pat 💜 i am so glad to know i make no sense that's what i aim for

send me some colors

#thank you!! same brainrot hell yeah #asks #waxwingsfail

[your-fav-is-an-ib-kid]

I love this blog but also you don't know how called out I feel by it especially Adaine and Aelwyn keep up the good work

Thanks! This blog started as a joke with my friend and now I am committed to sharing the vibes and inflicting psychic damage.

And it is 100% fantasy canon. Adaine dropped out and her life is better for it but Aelwyn is going through post-traumatic IB syndrome.

#you may graduate but you may never truly escape #ask #waxwingsfail

[waxwingsfail]

Url change

Andy-the-scythian -> Waxwingsfail

[lesbianlotties]

list 10 different female faves from 10 different fandoms

I was tagged by @lightdescending thank you so much!! i loved reading about your faves <3 so it’s time to pour my heart out for my favorite fictional ladies in the world

1. Elena Alvarez - One Day at a time

Elena is for sure the most relatable character to me! I freak out for days after finding out about her. She’s latina, a lesbian, a feminist, a nerd, so close to her family, dramatic and grumpy, hilarious, and I just love her so much!!! All my favorite odaat episodes are focused on her, I think. The quinces episode still makes me cry like a baby. I relate so much to everything about her, the way she navigates her sexuality, her relationship with her very latina family. and I’m forever bitter the show was cancelled...

2. Dani Clayton - The Haunting of Bly Manor

*terrible british accent* I’ve fallen quite in love with London. And since then she’s lived rent free in my heart!!! I’m obsessed with absolute everything about Dani (and Jamie but I had to pick one). She’s in a constant state of anxiety and still she’s so incredibly brave again and again. She’s impressive, and adorable, and the cutest ghost you’ve ever seen

3. Theo - The Haunting of Hill House

okay this one’s though. because I’m thinking about the book, the old movie, and the Netflix show. In the book I love Nell and her gay awakening more than anything else in the world. But if I include the movie and the show, Nell is just a bit too tragic and a little less gay. So I pick Theo, who brings me so much comfort. She’s fascinating, iconic horror lesbian, and always so much fun? I love her so much

4. Andromache the Scythian - The Old Guard

Do you ever hear Charlize Theron say “I’ve been here before...” and think yep I’m going to devote my life to this character?? Well, I did. Andy is the most, the most, the most incredible character. And criminally underrated and treated not very well by her own fandom but anyway... She’s the oldest person in the world, so old you can’t barely think about it, and still she has a heart so big she can find all of humanity in it!!

now we leave behind characters that changed my soul and move to character that I just love because it’s fun and I’m a lesbian!

5. Tammy - Ocean’s 8

Sarah Paulson!!! She’s Debbie’s ex. She’s cute. She’s hilarious. I love her. “As you know, they’ve never lost a pope.” “The Met Gayla” “Ebay” “You’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely?” That’s an icon.

6. Helena Bertinelli - Birds of Prey

No I have never read the comics or anything, I just watched the Birds of Prey movie and Mary Elizabeth Winstead is so tall and I’m weak, okay? I have a weakness for tall, socially awkward, deadly, grumpy, unexpectedly funny, undeniably lesbian characters. And Helena fits every mark!

7. Fran - I Care a Lot

Probably not one of my favorite characters ever but definitely one of my favorite characters right now!! Yes, it has a lot to do with Eiza Gonzalez in general and her incredibly chemistry with Rosamund Pike. The crime wives. I love them. I specially love Fran for being so unapologetically in love with a very terrible woman <3

8. Heloise - Portrait of a Lady on Fire

I just love her a lot. Her entire story. Adele Haenel. Her relationship with Marianne. The way she did everything she could to make all the few decisions she was allowed, and just went for what she wanted when she could. She’s fascinating.

9. Grace - Terminator Dark Fate

Okay, yes, technically I only watched the movie veryy recently but... Mackenzie Davis’ arms... incredibly expressive blue eyes, and devotion, and strength, and humor, and absolutely everything about her!!!! Technically I could pick Dani but there’s already a gay Dani on the list, and also another tiny gay latina, but I have a lot of love to give.

10. Therese - Carol/The Price of salt

this was so difficult to choose!!! (shout out to Carmilla and Catra because I almost picked them) but look, watching Carol was lifechanging. and The Price of Salt is incredible and I love Therese from the book soo much more. Not my fault. She’s overdramatic and gay and she brings me comfort!!!

I’m tagging: @lilolilyr @diving-llama @alessandramortt @waxwingsfail @alloutofgoddesses @cryhardanddanceharder @lgeelove

#so i probably didn't have to talk this much but it's done now hgjhdfgjhfd #thanks for tagging me!!! #💗💗 #tagged in

[lilolilyr]

Past TOG Headcanons:

We had another wonderful headcanon elimination game on the femslash discord, this time with historical headcanons from past to future - these are the headcanons about the more or less recent past:

King Frederick I Barbarossa's death was due to some immortal intervention. (The dude was a king - of Germany and Italy? - in 1155 and led a giant army east in one of the crusades and then unceremoniously drowned in a river in Turkey. We don't know how or why it happened but about two thirds of his army deserted ... so he wasn't the most popular person around) - @jackwolfskid

The guard was involved in one of the defenestrations of prague - @waxwingsfail

Quỳnh thought she hallucinated it, but throughout her time in the ocean she actually saw many "cryptids" pass by her coffin. It isn't until Nile, Joe, Nicky and Booker are watching YouTube videos about various cryptids that Quỳnh realizes they might be real... - @insomnia-anonymous

Andromache met Anne Bonny (bisexual pirate, 1710s) and saved her from execution - @lilolilyr - 3d place in the game!

Andy invented some diving methods and marine technology in hear search for Quỳnh - @cryhardanddanceharder

Quỳnh kept a little bit of the money from everywhere they went through every change it had (Andy keeps the tradition up for her) - @waxwingsfail - 10th place in the game!

The old guard went on the expedition to Antarctica where the people ate the dogs and resorted to cannibalism yet still mostly survived - @authortrash

Andy accidentally lit the Great Chicago Fire - @authortrash

Andy was ‘Calamity Jane’ - @my-gaydar-is-on-point

The Guard was on the titanic (they had actually planned to get away from any important events for once) - @lilolilyr

The Guard is magically attracted to historical events. (Even when they just try to chill for a change, they end up in the most famous cruise ship of history (Titanic) or the coffee house they hang out in 18th century France happens to be the meeting place of the soon to be revolution leaders. "Fuck this is just another historical event" or some variation of the phrase has been said on multiple occasions.) Insert meme "if I had a nickle for each time I accidentally attended or messed with a historical event I had x nickels which is not a lot but it's weird it happened x times) - @jackwolfskid

Andy was a blacksmith for a time, and got quite well known in the area for both her skill and her strange companions - @mythologeekwriter

Andy learned to blacksmith (so none of her family would ever be without their favoured weapon) - @waxwingsfail

More historical The Old Guard headcanons can be found here, and a masterpost of all games here!

#lilo gamemasters #tog femslash #jackwolfskid #waxwingsfail #lilolilyr #cryhardanddanceharder #lilolilyrae #authortrash #my-gaydar-is-on-point #userpat #mgdiop #mythologeekwriter #andromache the scythian #andromache of scythia #andromaquynh #Quỳnh #anne bonny #barbarossa #the old guard #the old guard headcanons #tog headcanons

[lilolilyr]

Another elimination game on the TOG femslash discord, this time with chaos (crack/AU/otherwise fun) headcanons!

Post-canon headcanons

Andy, Nile, Quỳnh play roller derby - @lilolilyrae – 10th place in the game!

Roller Derby: In order to keep their cover, Andy and Quỳnh have to fake injuries. The rest of the guard sit in the audience and hold up number signs to rate their acting - @jackwolfskid – 4th place in the game!

Quỳnh gets really into fashion from the eras she missed and will wear some of them to the grocery store - @thatmartiangirl

One of Andy and Quỳnh’s favourite activities together is to compare the maps of the world that they came up with, in their heads or otherwise, to newer maps created today and mark the changes and mock the inaccuracies in modern maps. - @shatterthefragments

Andy is a really skilled sword swallower and Continues to do it while mortal despite everyone's anxiety about it - @waxwingsfail

Nile learns to juggle with swords and torches - @lilolilyrae

Andy and Quỳnh like inventing and confusing history facts just to tease Nile about them - @cryhardanddanceharder – 7th place in the game!

Quỳnh is an avid watcher of vine compilations and her favourite is the ‘road work’ one - @al-kaysani

Nile is a good cook but will sometimes come up with the most atrocious food combos like pickles and honey (she always offers to share but she’ll rarely get takers) - @al-kaysani

Quỳnh re-learns to swim and lose her fear of drowning using water wings - @lilolilyrae

Andy and Quỳnh make Nile believe Andy had a pet saber-toothed cat and other extinct animals - @thirst-teenth

Nile uses the old weapons the guard has hoarded for cosplay - @cinnamonplums

Nile teaches Quỳnh and Andy modern dance moves. Quỳnh is very good. Andy is not. – @mythologeekwriter

Nile likes hiding behind doors to scare the older immortals when they pass by - @cryhardanddanceharder

While travelling as an immortal, Nile keeps a blog where she rates public bathroom, service station, road rest area, etc... she uses on her travels. She has a complex rating system and hundreds of fans that follow her. She's very proud of that blog - @salzundhonig

Nile gets Quỳnh on board with the idea to actually start a band and then they convince the others - @daniwouldnever – 8th place in the game!

the TOG band won Eurovision - @lilolilyrae

the immortals went to Eurovision on a mission and won despite trying not to so they wouldn’t get so much attention - @lilolilyrae – 6th place in the game!

Nile somehow gets a safe house in Antarctica where she goes to spend time with penguins to relax - @daniwouldnever

Quỳnh loves hot air balloons and hang gliders cause she gets to be totally free in the sky unlike planes - @waxwingsfail

Quỳnh once dyed her hair different neon colours - @lilolilyrae

Nile has secret social media accounts like tumblr without personal info on them so she won't have to delete them when she switches legal ID... but Copley and/or Booker usually find them sooner or later and make her delete - @lilolilyrae

Andy has a social media account dedicated to her adventures rescuing animals generally large dangerous ones. Most of her followers are lesbians and bisexuals simping for the muscular caring beanpole - @waxwingsfail

Feel free to use the headcanons (with credit!) as fic/art prompts!

More headcanons here!

#lilo gamemasters #tog femslash #waxwingsfail #lilolilyrae #daniwouldnever #salzundhonig #mythologeekwriter #cryhardanddanceharder #cinnamonplums #thirst-teenth #al-kaysani #jackwolfskid #quynh #andromache the scythian #nile freeman #Quỳnh #andromaquynh #andronilynh #the old guard #tog

[lilolilyr]

Another elimination game on the TOG femslash discord, this time with chaos (crack/AU/otherwise fun) headcanons!

Canon compliant headcanons

Andy secretly has the world longest free dive record (without dying!) and regularly holds self contests with the boys cheering her on - @shatterthefragments

Andy invented writing because she couldn’t be bothered to remember all that stuff in her head anymore - @shatterthefragments

At the end of each century, the guard each makes a prediction for the next one. Whoever is closest wins. - @thatmartiangirl – 3. place in the game!

Andy and Quỳnh decide on who chooses their next dates with bets - @waxwingsfail – 1st place in the game!

Throughout history the immortals have invented and improved a lot of different safety gear by sometimes deadly trial and error - @jackwolfskid

Andy used to have a mullet - @lilolilyr

Quỳnh's superpower is making everything look good on her, even the most ridiculous fashion trends throughout history - @jackwolfskid

Andy absolutely ran a baking school at one point to maximize the amount of good bakeries she could go to - @shatterthefragments

Andy likes sleeping on trees and have wake up falling of them many times - @cryhardanddanceharder

Andy once said that the closest she ever got to the thrill of battle at home was slamming six +4 cards during a heated game of uno. she has not been invited to play uno in over two decades. - @al-kaysani

Nile is really into anime - @cinnamonplums

Andy has a soccer mom alter ego that she uses to blend in with civilians and while undercover - @cinnamonplums

In her free time Andy works as a stuntwoman (sadly, Charlize Theron fired her, because they didn't look alike) - @daniwouldnever

Andy off and on works as a jockey - @waxwingsfail

Andy can fall asleep on command - @waxwingsfail

None of the members of the Guard can pronounce all words in the English Chaos Poem correctly - @lilolilyrae

There are a lot of crazy ancient myths & stories that are based on actual things the immortals have done - @jackwolfskid – 5th place in the game!

Feel free to use the headcanons - with credit of course! - as fic/art prompt or ideas for other fan content!

More headcanons (post-canon and AU)

#lilo gamemasters #the old guard #lilolilyr #lilolilyrae #jackwolfskid #shatterthefragments #waxwingsfail #daniwouldnever #cinnamonplums #al-kaysani #cryhardanddanceharder #thatmartiangirl #Quỳnh #andromaquynh #andromaquỳnh #andy tog #andromache the scythian #nile freeman #quynh #nile

[your-fav-is-an-ib-kid]

Emily Prentiss from Criminal Minds

She's literally a diplomats child and canonically addiction to caffeine like every IB student.

Oh so true. It’s the manic energy and perfectionism.

Added to queue!

#asks #requests #waxwingsfail

[scorchedhearth]

tagged by @ongreenergrasses, @spacegirlsgang and @yelowjackets thank you all!! spell your url with songs. i know im bad at doing these but i always love being tagged in games like that <3 especially if its music related! as always, you can find this gem on my spotify for ease of listening 🎶

Sante - Stromae

As Above, So Below - In This Moment

Low Lands - Gojira

Zitti E Buoni - Maneskin

Uebok - VIP - Apashe, Instasamka

No Rules - The Hatters

Devil Is Fine - Zeal & Ardor

Hela - David Garcia Diaz, Passarella Death Squad

Opr - Gesaffelstein

No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age

I’m Only Joking - Kongos

God’s Gonna Cut You Down - Johnny Cash

Tagging for this if u wanna do it: @abnerskrill, @deenas-johnson, @polarcell, @wonderwondered, @cryhardanddanceharder (sorry if you end up doing this, hope you find enough song!), @rupzydaisy, @silver-eye, @alessandramortt, @bookerfag, @bakingmoomins, @waxwingsfail

#tagged! #almost put o fortuna but it didn't fit the overall vibe #still go listen to o fortuna/fortune plango vulnera by carl orff they're just *chef's kiss* #pretty hard to just choose one song also it was really hard to find a son gin U for me? #anyway thanks again! it was fun

[your-fav-is-an-ib-kid]

A diplomats child and canonically addiction to caffeine like every IB student. - @waxwingsfail

Emily Prentiss from Criminal Minds was an IB kid

#emily prentiss #criminal minds #yourfavisanibkid #international baccalaureate #ibdp #alt text added

[ongreenergrasses]

tagged by @spacegirlsgang forever and a day ago, i promise i’m working thru all the things everyone’s tagged me in

nicknames: skinny

zodiac: aquarius 🌊

height: 5’ 7”

last thing you googled: personally it was 8 pointed window star patterns, for work it was a local newspaper website

followers: this blog is getting crowdeddd but seriously i love u all, u are bright shining stars in my mind ✨✨

song stuck in my head: Разные by Quest Pistols

how much sleep: i need 9hrs and usually i get about 8

lucky number: 2

aesthetic: the best friend the gf and i have discussed this for 2 hrs and still haven’t figured it out. top contenders are “emo and milf split the difference” and “the gay agenda”

dream job:

wearing: sweatshirt and sweatpants baybeyyy the gf and i stayed up late last night and we let the cat sleep with us. this means i rolled out of bed at 7:58 put on a sweatshirt and stumbled into my office

fav instrument: my beloved cello

fav song: one favorite song is The Good Fight by Gang of Youths, another one is Stay by Holly Conlan

fav animal noise: a barking seal 🦭

something random: i just got really into scratch art again and ordered a bunch of “grown up” scratch art postcards from Amazon

tagging @salzundhonig @alessandramortt @deenas-johnson @waxwingsfail @aphroditestummyrolls @mamsellefreeman @nevermindirah @sindirimba and anyone else who wants to but no pressure ✨

#tags of earthly delights #spacegirlsgang #could not think of a dream job for the life of me

[ongreenergrasses]

tagged by my bestie @spacegirlsgang to do this picrew and i had a BLAST, this one features my new glasses ✨✨

picrew gang tagged under the cut

edit: I AM A FOOL the link is attached now

@unintentionalgenius @ragequilt @boulangerlee @yusufal-kaysanis @salzundhonig @alessandramortt @lilolilyr @waxwingsfail @wannakissrobits @beepbeepsan @mamsellefreeman @nevermindirah @bakingmoomins @deenas-johnson @pierremichelofavignon @abnerskrill @wannabecottagewitch

#tags of earthly delights #picrew #the perennial skin tone issue strikes again BUT I will say the hair variety is awesome #i am glad that i could add my moles and tattoo approximation as well lololll #also I’ve had glasses since I was a kid and I hate them but my new ones are cute

[lilolilyr]

We just finished playing another headcanon elimination game on @theoldguardfemslashdiscord!

This time, the game was all about historical headcanons - past, present or future!

The winning headcanons were:

Nile uses her knowledge of the modern world to not only help people she crosses paths with but also attack key people like politicians and CEOs!

Andy and Quỳnh inspired some of Sappho's works ♡

Andromache saved the pirate Anne Bonny from execution!

If you want to look for some inspiration for fic or art ideas, or you just want to read through them, the full length headcanons in text form can be found here:

- Ancient Past

- More Recent Past

- Modern Times

- Future

If you create something for a headcanon, there's also an ao3 collection you can add the work to! Please credit the game and the person who came up with the headcanon :)

All past games and all works inspired by them that have been posted on tumblr can also be found here.

It was fun playing! @salzundhonig @afreakingbattleaxe @jackwolfskid @mythologeekwriter @alessandramortt @my-gaydar-is-on-point @mearchy @waxwingsfail @cryhardanddanceharder @toomuchactionforme @ongreenergrasses @authortrash

#elimination game #lilo gamemasters #the old guard #tog femslash #theoldguardfemslashdiscord #game #headcanon game #lilolilyr #andromaquynh #andromache the scythian #nile freeman #quynh #Quỳnh #noriko #tog movie #tog #my post #mine #afreakingbattleaxe #alessandramortt