this movie biggest crime is not that it’s bad or boring is that you can’t do eat the rich if you are rich so the eating scenes don’t land. hope this helps </3
Not Venetia talking about PB Shelley's dobbelganger being seen walking past a window (then drowning) and as she says it Felix is walking in the garden behind her. Cinema is peaking
me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left
It's time to see 2023 out in style! I wanted to capture the glamour of fabulously wild party where my models have all let loose and danced the night away! Whether your sim is stepping out for the evening in a sparkling cocktail dress or coming home in someone else's jacket, The After-Party Collection is an event that can't be missed!
The Collection features 10 items across my 30 swatch pallette plus bonus prints. (The Valentina Sandals have seperate Gold and Silver versions for an easy life!)
modern media literacy is so cooked like what do you mean you gave saltburn a .5 star rating because it wasn’t the class consciousness film you wanted that’s not what the fucking movie is about… ‘they made it hard to keep rooting for him and identifying with him’ idk maybe don’t project onto every character in media you come across & then get scared when they act in a way you wouldn’t
ok one last thing and then enough bc i have better things to do with my time: the secret history has done irreparable damage to an entire generation of already entitled white women. that said. new book when. new book when queen
i was visiting my boyfriend and we were running out of youtube to watch so i suggested we watch a film because i have. a list of films i specifically want to watch with him
and his laptop is on her last legs and half frozen when she boots up and neither of us pay for streaming services so i said "well, i really want to watch skinamarink but we have to pirate it and i don't want to kill your computer"
and he just looks at me. and proceeds to pull up his adblock, his vpn and his bookmarked collection of piracy websites
“the class commentary in saltburn was shit” WHAT CLASS COMMENTARY???? NOT EVERY MOVIE WITH RICH PEOPLE HAS TO OR SHOULD HAVE CLASS COMMENTARY. EMERALD FENNELL KNOWS VERY WELL THAT SHE IS NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTOR FOR A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY WHICH IS WHY SHE DID NOT WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY.
the biggest plot twist in saltburn was actually when oliver was lying on the grave and he started taking off his shirt and i was like "oh god he's going to take off his pants isn't he" and then he only took off his shirt and i was like "oh phew" and then as soon as i relaxed he actually took off his pants. true emotional roller coaster right there.