yo fam i read ur grifnut/rvbnut tags,,like just make a post, i want to reblog this
OOH u mean my tags on this post yea? i’ll just make it THIS POST 8))) i was just gonna screencap all them juicy tags but since rvbnut [best term ever thank u for that] is otp, i will retype for better readability + i thought of some extra things to throw in, so here we go:
as mentioned already, there’s donut’s super secret diary where donut describes"gazing silently into each other’s visors” and feeling a connection, as well has having sat in grif’s lap”. i very much believe donut had a crush on grif at some point
there’s some PSA or something that for the life of me I can’t remember the name of, and it might just be a dvd extra cause I found it on youtube not through the rvb channel, where the reds are getting on motorcycles to go somewhere and grif has to share w/donut, and hes Very Hesitant and i dont remember what exactly donut was saying but it was Very Suggestive how he was telling grif to get behind him and hold on tight or w/e, and when grif didnt wanna get on it with him he was like “whats wrong ;(?? dont be shy~”
ive pulled out my book now and donut describes the play they put on for tucker as being about “the band of handsome male survivors braving the elements together” so, donut thinks he + the other BGC members are handsome
“The first thing the doctor did when we got him back over to our base was pin Sarge against the wall with the Warthog. I always thought if anyone was going to ram Sarge up to the wall, it would be me, seeing as how I’ve been angling for a promotion lately” -another entry in donut’s diary. i honest to god have no idea how this could be taken as an innuendo, bc it straight up sounds like donut wants to fuck his way to the top
also in the book, simmons’ self insert fanfiction “Hero In Maroon” has… a special scene with “Donut the Enchanter,” who is “spreading his temptation magic through scandalous dancing.” This is SIMMONS writing this, and simmons has himself say “Tell me what you know about Sarge, else I will have to run you through with my long sword” and, sure, he has donut speak in innuendos and reply to that line with “I like where this is gong. Maybe I’ll keep you here… FOREVER!” but like, simmons literally wrote himself throwing an innuendo to donut. then you have the next few lines “DONUT USES OFFICER HOT PANTS HANDCUFF ATTACK” “”Oh no!” Simmons exclaims. A bed appears behind him. His hands are cuffed to it.” And while the next line is just donut laughing and saying “Now you must watch my rendition of the musical CATS” so while donut wasnt gonna do anything creepy, this really sounds like simmons writing a self insert fic that includes a provocative donut flirting with him while talking about musicals…. simmons dont repress ur crush on donut
^not to mention the officer hot pants comes from donut having dressed up and jumped out of a cake for sarge’s birthday……..
at the finale scene of s13, donut says “I love you, too, Lopez”
Donut lived offscreen with Doc in valhalla, and then was dropped back off there to continue living in valhalla with doc (and lopez’s head) (i could talk for 60 years about them but anyone who’s followed me long enough has heard it all before and i’m tryin to keep the points b r i e f lol)
church has said “I like donut. He’s pretty harmless, man. I-I don’t think he’d hurt a fly.” and upon finding out donut got crushed by a spaceship, he paused his snarking to say “Oh, wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!” to which grif replies “Seriously, what’s with all these feelings for donut?”
tucker, thinking donut was a girl bc pink armor, asked donut if he “wanted to date one of us” and then called donut a “tease” when he said he wasn’t a girl
donut polished tucker’s codpiece 3 times when he and caboose were helping tucker get the black gunk off his armor, saying something along the lines of “a 3-coat waxing is just my way of saying I Care :)”
epsilon!tucker, while not canon to actual tucker, is implied to have jacked off to donut bc he thought he was a girl
seems to be implied that tucker and donut were both assigned to the same desert location when everyone got split up, and donut passed out from thirst/exhaustion trying to get tucker’s distress call to the others
in The Best Red vs Blue DVD Ever of All Time, there’s a scene where tucker and donut are introducing “best couple.” Donut goes on about romance, while tucker says couple doesn’t necessarily mean romance, and that “you[donut] think everything is romance! last week you called it romance when i accidentally took a bite of your sandwich” “was it really an accident tucker? was it?” “YES!” “time will tell” “ugh, whatever-” dudes, donut totally had a crush on tucker at least once
i dont have a good source but i remember seeing in a post a while back that there was a scrapped plotline that was gonna be a love triangle between donut, a “confused caboose”, and an unknown third party
i’m willing to bet the confused caboose bit is because caboose seems to have thought (and maybe still does? who knows) that donut was a girl, likely because of the armor. in caboose’s mind, donut’s a girl who says things like “I love caboose, and yet, I’m still afraid of him, he’s so scary :)” [cause he seems to think of himself as intimidating to the red team lol], and then in Head Canon, caboose!donut says something like “i like [something] almost as i like to paint my nails and not talk to boys. i would never talk to boys, especially not caboose for some reason!” which… is hard to make sense of tbh lol, but since everyone in caboose’s mind is how caboose perceives them, it maybe seems like caboose doesnt get as much of donut’s attention as he’d like?? lmfao, it sounds like “not caboose for some reason” means caboose doesn’t really understand either.
donut tearily said to caboose way back in KITBFF: “ Mister Caboose, I just want you to know that even though we are on different teams, and we may never see each other again, whatever happens out there today, I’ll always remember the moments we shared together. You are now, and forever will be… my friend.” very emotional if i do say so myself
there’s this reconstruction deleted scene where i guess donut had gotten transferred to doing special agent stuff w/wash’s division or something (wash calls him Special Agent Donut so, i guess lol). Wash speaks in donut innuendos the whole time he’s talkin about donut [”He’s a back door expert” “if there’s an unsecured rear entrance, he’s your man” “legend has it he can get through even the tightest cracks-” lmfao and they address each other by name, so i like to think they’ve worked together and donut’s… mannerisms… have been Rubbing Off on wash ;p
^also in that deleted scene caboose goes “DONUT! :D” when donut appears and talks, so he’s clearly excited to see him!!!!!!!!!
ahem. point being: the bgc needs to embrace the donut love and i firmly believe that if someone didnt have a crush on donut, donut had a crush on one of them at some point in time
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1-100 for that ask thing. Cuz fuck you
JESUS CHRIST WILLim putting this under a read more fuck you too
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
soundcloud!!
is your room messy or clean?
always messy, last time it was clean was when we first moved in lmao
what color are your eyes?
very dark brown
do you like your name? why?
i do!! cause it means “helper”!! and i love to help vv
what is your relationship status?
single as fuck, ive never been in a relationship ;;
describe your personality in 3 words or less
shy, creative, and passive
what color hair do you have?
natural redhead babeyyyy
what kind of car do you drive? color?
i dont drive ;;
where do you shop?
usually i get my clothes from a place called torrid, they sell plus sized stuff!! but i get all my t-shirts from redbubble and thinkgeek!
how would you describe your style?
all over the place lmao, messy
favorite social media account
tumblr is m fav just cause the site works the way i think it should, in chronological order
what size bed do you have?
double
any siblings?
yep!! 2 step brothers, 1 half brother and 1 half sister
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
a small cabin on a riverside with self-sustainability. i just dont wanna have to worry about stuff and be left to myself in a cute little cabin!!
favorite snapchat filter?
THE TIGER FACEMASK ONE
favorite makeup brand(s)
dont wear makeup :p
how many times a week do you shower?
i uhhhhh try to shower once every day but i have a hard time remembering a lot ;;
favorite tv show?
atm i dont have one, i dont really watch tv! im excited for the return of steven universe tho
shoe size?
8 womens
how tall are you?
5′3″ last time i checked!!
sandals or sneakers?
SNEAKERS, i hate sandals :(
do you go to the gym?
used to every day, stopped cause we moved away from my gym and i have no way to get there :(
describe your dream date
oh gosh, i dont really know, something chill where i could get to know the person a bit, maybe lunch at a cute airy restaurant vv
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
i have misc change and a 15 dollar red lobster gift card lol
what color socks are you wearing?
im not wearing any!!
how many pillows do you sleep with?
3, and many stuffed animals :3
do you have a job? what do you do?
i do commissions, but i dont have a 9-5 “job” yet
how many friends do you have?
oh gosh, uuummmm 2 really good ones, maybe 7 others?? im probably forgetting ;;
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
when i was 5 i stole a harmonica from a cracker barrel and swore on the bible that the woman at the counter let me have it ;;;;; it haunts me everyday for real
whats your favorite candle scent?
i dont have a specific, but i love sweet scented candles, and holiday ones :p
3 favorite boy names
Ben, Oliver, and Andrew
3 favorite girl names
Lily, Genevieve, and Lorelei
favorite actor?
Robin Williams %100 forever
favorite actress?
amy adams
who is your celebrity crush?
Chris Pratt i guess??? i dont pay too much attention to that stuff :p
favorite movie?
ever, is wreck it ralph, atm is beauty and the beast (not the remake)
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
i dont read too much anymore, but my favorite book(s) is the Doll People by Ann M. Martin.
money or brains?
brains if by brains you include personality
do you have a nickname? what is it?
a lot of people on here call me Rock, but i dont have a real life nickname!!
how many times have you been to the hospital?
one, when i was born lmao
top 10 favorite songs
GOD fuck umm, Overwhelming by Jon Bellion, Fiddle and the Drum by Perfect Circle, 24 Karat Magic by Bruno Mars, Ticker Tape by Gorillaz, Separate Ways by Journey, I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness, Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston (i know, i know), Kill Your Heroes by AWOLNATION, Clocks by Coldplay, and Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap.
do you take any medications daily?
nope!!
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
soft vv cause i drink so much fuckin water lmao
what is your biggest fear?
uhhh my loved ones dying and not knowing if i’d be okay if they did??
how many kids do you want?
NONE
whats your go to hair style?
natural i guess, i dont really do up my hair :0
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
ideally, id love one of those micro-houses and to travel the country with my house, but if that doesnt work out id like a shotgun style!
who is your role model?
Robin Williams, again :p
what was the last compliment you received?
“i love the way you color” was the last one!!
what was the last text you sent?
“my feet are gonna fall the fuck off” sent to my mom sjhdfjhdjfs
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
i didnt grow up believing in santa, my mom always just wrote her name on my presents!
what is your dream car?
a tucker, even tho thats very VERY unlikely lmao
opinion on smoking?
dont do it
do you go to college?
no, but i want to!!
what is your dream job?
character/concept designer for a film or game studio
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
rural!!
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
no >:(
do you have freckles?
lots on my arms, none on my face anymore :p
do you smile for pictures?
yep!! i have a bad sameface problem lmao
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
100+, my phone doesnt tell me an exact number
have you ever peed in the woods?
yep, once when i was younger i got locked out of my house on the way home from school so i had to pee in the woods behind our house and wait for my mom to get home
do you still watch cartoons?
yeah, its the only thing i really watch lol
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Wendys, but Mcdonalds has better fries
Favorite dipping sauce?
sweet BBQ
what do you wear to bed?
sweatpants and a t-shirt!
have you ever won a spelling bee?
no, but i one a book fair contest once!
what are your hobbies?
drawing, singing, music in general, video games, and seeing how long i can stay up without passing out lmao
can you draw?
i like to think so
do you play an instrument?
flute, but i think ive forgotten how by now
what was the last concert you saw?
i havent seen any, but im going to see one next week!!
tea or coffee?
neither, unless we’re talking sweet tea lmao
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN YOU FOOL
do you want to get married?
yes, id like to!! but if the person i end up with doesnt want to im cool with that!
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
im not answering this fkdjgghjdhf
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
depends on the other persons last name and if they wanna change theirs!!
what color looks best on you?
green!
do you miss anyone right now?
yeah, a friend of mine and my dad :(
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed and locked lol
do you believe in ghosts?
somewhat
what is your biggest pet peeve?
when people are rude or self-absorbed ://
last person you called`
my mom
favorite ice cream flavor?
cookie dough!!
regular oreos or golden oreos?
regular (put them in the fridge first, they’re better cold!!)
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
i hate sprinkles :p tastes like paste
what shirt are you wearing?
a fallout t-shirt!
what is your phone background?
cinderella’s castle, a pick that i took last time i went to magic kingdom!!
are you outgoing or shy?
shy :3c
do you like it when people play with your hair?
yeah!! but only if i know them fkhgdfg
do you like your neighbors?
some of them, our neighbor to our right is really nice but past that we have two trump supporters and on the left we have a couple thats really really mean lmao
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
in the morning!!
have you ever been high?
nope
have you ever been drunk?
nope
last thing you ate?
a subway sandwich!!
favorite lyrics right now
???
summer or winter?
WINTER PLS
day or night?
Day, specifially mornings :o
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
milk!!
favorite month?
december :)
what is your zodiac sign
cancer!!!
who was the last person you cried in front of?
uhhhh my therapist lmao
FUCK YOU WILL THIS TOOK ME AN HOUR
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