#dicksquad

[rainbowmancer-gwen]

An absolute banger of a T shirt my partner found at a thift store...

I have no idea what this means. But there's a grim reaper holding a clock and the is Dick Squad 2k.

I love it! But I don't understand.

It's important to note MY PARTNER @macrotiis is trans masc and I trans fem?

Who is the dick squad? Why are they 2K? Does the grim reaper have a dick?

What is this?

#dicksquad #grim reaper #weird shit #thrifting #thrift store #thriftshop #metal #trans

[stonerzelda]

its doki doki dicksquad saturday

#itsa mii

[bunboytoy]

Another old set of sketches of the ✨✨dicksquad✨✨ (from memory). My boys are so pretty I can’t even

#drawing #dmmd fanart #dmmd #dmmd art #koujaku dmmd #noiz dmmd #ren dmmd #clear dmmd #mink dmmd

[bunycube]

we NEED more art of the dicksquad in their outfits from that one offical art. you know the one

ohh i just saw ur msg abt it so now ik! HNGNHHH THEY LOOK RLY FUN TO DRAW i should draw atleast. some of them

its this one right

#all of them is too much effort but ive been meaning to draw aoba #i actualky wanted to do it w all the n+c protags but idk #i CAN draw all the main dmmd guys but i cant get a good ref for all of them esp mink ;/___; tho if i have an idea where i can #manage to fit all of them id love toooo #ask

[monky]

Dicksquad

[zizz-asdf-re-r-o-u]

more dmmd thinky thoughts

im finally playing the dmmd official english translation & reconnect english patch and i have thinky thoughts. a lot of people call aoba & the dicksquad all gays, but if we take the game canon & translation seriously (I havent watched or played re:code yet so idk on that). then koujaku & aoba/sky blue are technically bi. no opinion on mink, ren (bc he had no interaction with outside people beyond Allmate form), or mizuki. more on noiz & clear later.

koujaku’s obviously a bisexual disaster- ladies man + crush on aoba forever. but aoba/sly blue is an interesting case. (note that in japan, its not uncommon for same sex kid friends to do skinship and aoba’s “fooling around with guys” in noiz’s route was apparently a jast blue mistranslation.) in noiz/clear’s original routes, aoba’s internal monologue implies having had slept with girls before. in virus reconnect english patch, he says young aoba “slept with a lot of girls” and in trip’s reconnect route he said aoba slept with anyone and then has a flashback of young aoba/sly blue offering to fuck a guy but ended up beating him up. ofc virus & trip also kidnapped and is abusing aoba in this moment so we cant trust what they’re saying + maybe mistranslation. now back to present day, koujaku says aoba is really bad with girls, and in noiz’s route, aoba mentions that he hasnt had sex in a very long time. my interpretation of aaaall this. is that koujaku was in the mainland & obvsly didnt know aoba’s punk slutty era, there was the whole rhyme/virus/trip amnesia & aoba forgot that he slept around. or if we take it into the split personality route, then its possible that regular aoba is gay but sly blue was bi.

noiz- ok the only interest he ever shows is towards guys. i’m sure he’s gay. i cant get a read on mink, but i might change my opinion once i’ve done his reconnect route. depending on what kind of indigenous(???) he is, most indigenous cultures were multi-gender/sexualities open so its he’s probably not labeled with anything.

clear... ok so he is tricky but the jast blue discord im in came up with something kinda crazy. so obviously, robots with personality, designed by Toue to blend into society, including having the ability to have sex & ejaculate xDDD The alphas all seem to be male form and clearly their penises are the sturdiest part of their body since that doesnt break or Aoba would have to take a trip to the hospital after Clear’s good ending LOL. (how Aoba didn’t get electrocuted with Clear sparking/short circuiting WHILE INSIDE HIS ASS, idk). so LOL the discord came up with the idea that Toue really liked it up the ass, so he designed robots that he’d like to fuck. so yeah, that’s Clear (or at least his & the alphas programming/design)

#personal

[crawfishtits]

Me when I have weed: hell yeah 💪🏼 bitch 💅🏻this go hard🍁🔥💨 as hell 👊🏼💯I honk shoo 😴💤 all day week month & century I love BIG naps DIcKSQuAD

Me when I’m sober: bedtime! 👁👄👁

[vaas]

this tangyuan good as hell #dicksquad

#.txt

[baby-prophet]

I wish any of the kids I work with knew half the references I make. like nobody knows that waka flocka dicksquad video. like everytime someone named Susan puts in a to go order it, I start quoting it and everyone just looks at me weird 😐

#was talking about happy tree friends and one coworker 'knew' it #but knew the weird sanitized version from like netflix #we showed two other coworkers it #and i was like hey wait a minute wheres all the blood?????? #and why does this look so clean #norm.allie #im only two years older than the next youngest but like..

[count-asscrackula]

elaboration under the cut:

drowned in the wintertime: fell in a swimming pool in winter & drowned when i was 5. was under for like half an hour but it was okay bcz it was cold as shit

stabbed by a pencil: friend stabbed me w/ a pencil in 2nd grade but it was an accident. the dark mark from it is still on the palm of my hand

1000+ hours in game: i have 1000 hours in the binding of isaac but i suck SOOOOO bad. i have to play maggie with yum heart because my clown ass loses hp SOOO FAST bcz i cant fucking dodge

plain white bread: thats right bitch. no toppings. no sides. no butter. untoasted. i get those motherfucking hoagie rolls from ingles and theyre SO GOOD idk why

expelled: yeah in middle school. terroristic threats :/ it was bcz this kid was bullying me and i was mad, so i wrote a bunch of violent shit on a paper, but i lost it, someone found it, they told the teacher, and the teacher knew my handwriting -_-

laptop keys: in junior high i stole the keys off some school laptops in order to spell out 'DICKSQUAD'.. this was when the waka flocka dicksquad video was in the height of its popularity

#poll #hyper specific poll

[form-sweet-form]

Me all lonely at the con dressed up as aoba without my Harlem- I mean dicksquad- I mean err

[confusedgeek]

i kinda miss posting shitty takes of the game and rant ab them, or in my case shit on them (in a wholesome way)

i finally started playing the og game last night so i might have some materials to post soon enough ;) i just rlly missed the whole thing ngl

PLUS UM UPDATE I FINALLY HAVE MY DREAM DMMD PHONW SET UP???? fuck yeah my boi we talkin noiz phonecase and the dicksquad phone charms and what not >:)

[blvckleg]

i would literally do ANYTHING to see locus again in the next ep rvb please please please show me my mans

#please i havent stopped thinkin about him in weeks #dicksquad #shut up carter

[iavenjqasdf]

Mood of the motherfucking century

#dicksquad #rog rogerson #shitpost

[incorrectbardquestquotes]

Loren: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Ari: I did. I broke it.

Loren: No. No, you didn't. Theo?

Theo: Don't look at me. Look at Fergie!

Fergie: What? I didn't break it.

Theo: Uh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Fergie: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Theo: Suspicious.

Vedas: If it matters--probably not, but--Kallista was the last to use it.

Kallista: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Vedas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kallista: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Vedas!

Ari: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.

Loren: No. Who broke it?

Fergie: Loren...Demyan has been awfully quiet...

Demyan: REALLY?

[devolves into pointless arguing]

Loren: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

#dicksquad

[limegreenliz]

Pumpkin carving!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #happyhalloween #dicksquad #doesthiscountasanunsoliciteddickpic?

#happyhalloween #dicksquad #doesthiscountasanunsoliciteddickpic