#wander often

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[crabussy]

the perfect specimen vs the perfect specimen + me as lead character designer + double the original show budget

#wander over yonder #woy #I LOVE HIS ORIGINAL DESIGN SO MUCH. #second image is just an overcomplicated self indulgent redesign thing #hes perfect as is but. I like to have fun :3 #THE PURPLE IN HIS HAT IN DARK SCENES LOOKS SO GOOD. THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE IT THE DEFAULT #and I love how often he has eyelashes I think he should have them ALL the time #AAAAND I gave him high top shoes ^_^ a battered hat #and a silly little star shaped tail!!!! #worlds most gnc animal

[botanautical]

THE DARK ERA - 黒の時代

(textless version below the cut)

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd fanart #bsd oda #bsd odasaku #osamu dazai and the dark era #a little dark era piece inspired by wanderer above the sea of fog by caspar david friedrich #i was intending to do a nice gentle illustration in honour of oda but it has ended up very dramatic as often happens asdffdgsd #and then i thought it would look quite cool as a book/movie cover so i added the text and made a nice mock-up! #i'm always keen to do artwork that has literary influence on the characters' birthdays so i might try to do another small little drawing #but i think i just wanted to represent how cool he is as a character! and how atmospheric and moving this arc is #i think it's the point which heightened my interest in the series - oda is so interesting and lovely #he is so fundamental to so much of the narrative too - it's quite fascinating #...also dazai is technically here but i won't tag him asdfgfdg #botanautical #tw blood

[purrfectlycontent]

the newest chapter has me thinking about kdj’s relationship with the fourth wall

#my ramblings #i always thought that the fourth wall was incredibly childish #it’s almost as if it not only expresses kdj’s thoughts but also his emotions #like if you factor in its previous identity (an existence presumably as old as the star stream itself) #even if it lost its memories it probably shouldn’t be acting this childish #i’m wondering if it’s because of the dokkaebi king’s connection to the oldest dream #maybe it would be more accurate to say that it expresses the oldest dream’s feelings? #wanting to consume as many stories as possible and being petulant when kdj turns it off #seeing a wall much like itself and calling it a friend #the way it often bickers with kdj and gets upset when he ignores it #it’s like he has to placate his inner child #idk if this makes sense. i kind of let my thoughts wander gsjshd #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja

[cosbeans]

they're like siblings. understand my vision

#loz #totk #link #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #tulin #literally i couldnt stop thinking about it all day #the questline itself felt a little. mmh rushed? but it was extremely cute and hit me in all the spots #its. god. #when teba said “dont be a stranger” all sorts of violent thoughts descended upon me #do you think zelda tried to get link to do something else often #do you think she tried to convince him to go live with sidon or teba #so they could treat him like family and he could do something else besides wander after her like a lost puppy #link do you even know what its like to live without a destiny tied to your soul #babygirl i could save you you deserve better i could #wraps him in bubblewrap and sprints for the hills

[po-cky-o-o]

Some of my thoughts while going through the Scara quest ✨

“Keep your pretty eyes open”

Oh? So you admit you find her eyes pretty mister wanderer??

Oooo so now we have confirmed that Scara does know abt Lumi not being from Teyvat and he has looked into her

Also celebrity Lumine is real you guys. I bet there are a bunch of Lumi stans running loose around Teyvat XD

He’s so desperate 😭😭

Just say you wanna be her (boy)friend and go

ASHZAHAHSHHSHS$&$&@$!&&!

Can’t believe they jumped straight into the hand holding 🫣

Oh cool, so they can still use that bond whenever they touch each other

(This gives me so many fic ideas, I’m about to lose it)

Let me tell you I was SHOOK when I saw this new version of Scara, but I couldn’t stop laughing at this scene

The way Lumi is just staring at him like “hun, you have no idea”, while Scara is doing the puppy eyes XD

Scara thinks he is only worthy as long as he is useful

I think Lumi can also relate to that, since she is always running around helping everyone else

I hope together they can learn they don’t have to be useful to be worth of love

#I really enjoyed this quest #I think often times we see scara being the angry little gremlin we love so much but here we got to see more of his /cold/ side #even when we were seeing the wanderer he still behaved almost emotionless #/inhumane/ in a way #a puppet with feelings basically #I think they also portrayed quite nicely Lumi’s conflict between hating Scara and her never ending kindness #being mad at him but still helping him out anyway #I was afraid they would just make her act as if nothing ever happened between them #but then the first thing she does is say ‘so they tossed you out like trash’ and I was like YESSSSSS #their banter overall was one of my favorite things abt this quest #also her saving him and him saving her by the end was AGAGAHZGS #scaralumi #wanderlumi #lumiscara #scaramouche #wanderer #lumine #genshin impact #mine

[crimeboys]

something i noticed when watching pogtopia is that wilbur actually always had food on him and was always eating and keeping his hunger up even when he was hardly low enough to need it and it was such an interesting thing to see from someone so obviously suicidal and mentally all over the place and pointedly doing everything he could to make his and his loved ones lives as miserable as possible. but then i realized, that’s just it, it wasn’t about living it was about survival because wilbur was determined to survive for as long as it took to make his death fucking incredible, his end explosive and meaningful, and making sure a few potatoes were in his pocket and mouth at all times was more than a fair trade to get that ending.

#text post #mine #suicide #disordered eating #<- more in the tags than anything bt #i just think about this sometimes #bc i have often written wilbur struggling to remember eating and food and atuff but watching pogtopia i was like Oh. it’s kind of the #opposite he’s actually eating like all the time even when he really doesnmt need to #which is probably bc ccwilbur is like a cautious player due to being kind of. not great at pvp and falling a lot and also being a wanderer #but who knows really

[chubbybunyu]

Nothing better than getting your grumpy boyfriend to giggle in your arms~

My art, don't repost but reblog please!♥

#chu draws #genshin impact tickles #lee wanderer #lee scaramouche #ler kazuha #i love the pookies so much they deserve all the giggles and happiness and softness yes yes uvu #kept it sketchy to ease myself out of the long af artblock that's been hovering over me sjdfks #i hope i can start posting stuff a bit more often soon!!

[c-kiddo]

(more cr2 rewatch thought) on ep61 and found more caduceus autism evidence . him and jes and fjord (and yasha maybe?) were looking for the overcrow apothecary and cad failed real bad for persuasion check to get help finding it , and then was like :'-) its because i dont know what to do with my hands. should i put them in my pockets or?? i dont know what to do with my hands. .... and then fjord took over asking people instead and cad was just quietly like . how do you always know what your hands should be doing ? :'-3

#hes got aurtisismsmms #kiddo say #rip caduceus you wouldve loved doing t rex hands #cad is so 🫶 because so often hes so chill but like i love so much when he gets rly awkward because hes so me for real #like when hes in a populated city area and suddenly forgets how to function and or talk to people and just wanders around instead

[skyward-floored]

Ohhhh hoo hoo so @/writing_prompt_s posted this prompt: “You were the only child that didn't have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.”

Imagining Four… pre powers… having nightmares…

Bc of course his family would never, but intrusive thoughts and a scary young mind…..

My muse grabbed me and I wrote something for this in a few hours and it’s not the exact same as the prompt but it’s pretty darn close so! enjoy.

Tw nightmare, also I teared up writing this so be warned it hits kinda hard but it’s hurt/comfort so dw. Sorry Four.

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Four didn’t know what was chasing after him, but he was too terrified to look.

Something grabbed at his back and Four frantically shook it off, wishing not for the first time that he had longer legs. He bolted down the street, no traffic around to stop him, or even people to ask for help, and finally recognized his house in the distance.

Four charged, relief sweeping over him at the sight of his family out in the yard.

They’ll help me, they’ll stop it, they’ll save me—

Something shot out and grabbed him right as he reached the mailbox, and Four cried out, falling to the ground as his family looked over at him in surprise.

“Help!” Four cried, but his siblings merely glanced at each other, then went back to what they were doing. “Wh— no wait! Wait help!”

His brothers began to walk away towards the house, not appearing to care a bit that their younger brother was in trouble. Four watched in disbelief as they strode away, hurt striking him even harder then the pain from falling on the ground.

“T-Twi?” Four whimpered.

Twilight didn’t even give him a backward glance as they all filed in, Wind closing the door behind them.

More hands grabbed at Four, beginning to pull him backwards, and he looked frantically around for help, his gaze landing on his mother standing nearby.

“Mama! Don’t let them take me!” Four cried out, but she merely shook her head, Time walking up to stand beside her.

“Sorry Link. You’re just... not useful,” Malon sighed, giving him a disappointed look.

“If only you were born with powers,” his father said with a shake of his head. “Maybe you’d be worth saving.”

The arms tugged Four further away from his family and he clawed against them, his eyes stinging as panic and horror shook through him.

“Wait!” he shrieked, but Malon merely turned away, Time following after her. “Please don’t— I can be useful! I promise I can, I— don’t let them take me!”

Time glanced back at him as Malon paused, his bad eye glowing slightly as they watched Four struggle.

“No you can’t,” he said simply, voice emotionless. “You’re not special, Link. And this family has no need for useless children.”

And he and Malon turned to head inside.

“No, no wait!” Four screamed, more arms clawing at him, pulling him back into the darkness. “Daddy, Mama please, please—”

A hand tried to cover his mouth, but Four thrashed away from it, and he managed to let out one last scream for his parents before he was pulled into the darkness.

“I’m not useless!”

“Four, Four wake up!”

Four’s eyes shot open, and he didn’t even realize he was screaming until he it suddenly cut off into a sob, his face already damp with tears.

Something touched his arm, and Four stiffened, blinking the tears out of his eyes just enough to see the blurry figure of his father next to his bed, eyes wide with concern.

Another sob burst out of him, and Four closed his eyes, shaking with the want to throw himself into his father’s arms, but unable to forget how he’d looked at him in his dream.

This family has no need for useless children.

Four heaved in a whimpering breath, and before he could figure out what to do next, his father had moved forward and pulled him into his arms, holding him tight.

“Link, shh, it’s okay,” Time whispered, Four shaking with remaining terror from his dream. “You were having a nightmare, it’s all right.”

Four sobbed, his father running a hand over his head, and didn’t speak for several moments.

“I-it, it felt real,” he finally hiccuped, barely able to speak through the lump in his throat and terror constricting his chest, “you, you a-and M-Mama said I’m—”

His voice broke, and Time shushed him again, still trying to calm him down.

“You s-said ‘cause I don’t have p-powers, I’m useless,” Four sobbed, and he heard Time inhale.

“Oh Four, no, you’re not useless,” he breathed, tucking him securely under his chin. “Me and your mother would never say that.”

“But I am,” Four cried, burying his face in his father’s shirt. “I can’t do a-anything, I can’t run like Wild, o-or turn into things like L-Legend or Twi, or e-even—”

“Link Smith Forester, you are not useless,” Time said firmly, holding him tight. “Having or not having powers doesn’t have any bearing on that. You’re not useless now, and you never will be. Powers or not.”

Four felt more tears drip down his face.

“You d-didn’t try to save me,” Four whimpered, his words interspersed with sniffling. “In th-the dream, you didn’t bother.”

“We’ll always bother, Four,” his father whispered back. “If you’re ever in trouble we’ll come save you, I promise. You don’t need to worry about that.”

“Sure?” Four whispered.

“I’m sure. I promise.”

Time slightly eased his grip, leaning back to grab something, and Four wiped his eyes, feeling a little better, but still miserable. His dream still lurked at the forefront of his mind, the faces of his family uncaring and indifferent, the words they spoke holding nothing but disapointment and annoyance at having to deal with him. Time leaned forward again as Four let out another sniffle, and handed him the stuffed bird he usually slept with, tucking him back into his arms.

Four squeezed it tight to his chest, and Time began to lightly rock him, humming something under his breath that Four could barely make out.

“Don’t leave,” Four whispered when Time shifted how he was sitting, and his father nodded, wrapping him more securely in his blankets.

“I’m staying right here,” he whispered back, and went back to humming the soft melody.

Four relaxed a bit, still sniffling and shaking, but much less terrified, his dream finally fading to the background of his mind. Time’s hand ran through his hair, the soft rumbling of the melody in his chest comforting under Four’s head, and he closed his eyes.

The last thing he remembered before drifting off was his father holding him tight.

#this is actually more whumpy then the next febuwhump fic I have HEH #answers from the floor #anon #incredibles au #linked universe #linkeduniverse #fic #lu four #lu time #incredibles au fic #writing from the floor #Time doesn't say i love you out loud very often but he shows it in other ways #like humming a certain soothing song #you all know the one #anyway can you tell i wrote this in like three hours hahahahaha my head hurts *wanders off to get medicine*

[winepresswrath]

The.... the hate my baby correctly post??

BEHOLD

#i know there is more than one post which explores this theme! #but yes. anyway dage did some things wrong but so often not the ones he's accused of #he's not a hypocrite and he doesn't care that jgy's mom's a ho #in fact he cares too little and doesn't notice other people caring!!! #that is a huge subset of his problem with jgy. not all of it tho! in fact he could be perfectly sympathetic and understanding and the first #murder for personal would be a real stumbling block. they'd both need to change for this to work #also he's not a cop 😭😭😭 #he's a feudal warlord but then again if you make that the problem you have to be mad at all the other aristocrats #actually you know who would have had an amazing relationship? #baby xue yang and nie mingjue who was just wandering by one day and saw a street kid get his hand crushed and refused to shut up about it #he would be so annoying

[phatburd]

The rabbit story from "An Interview with Napoleon" by Simple History on YouTube.

#And someone who suspiciously looks like bessieres wanders in on the foreground every so often #napoleon bonaparte #louis alexandre berthier #youtube #bunnies #screencaps #napoleonic era #napoleonic wars

[pestilentbrood]

Um. One quastion. Looking at the... everything going on with FR's lore situation right now.

W... Why haven't they hired a writer. Why don't they have a dedicated lore writer. Or even just someone for the short stories. Do they not have the money to afford more staff? Because otherwise I cannot wrap my head around why they don't have a dedicated writer.

It would solve ... many of their problems . Lore writing wouldn't have to be passed around haphazardly to all of them. And we could have like... consistent, well put together lore. By people who Can Write

so um. W. Why do they not have a writer. They're supposedly consulting a professional writer for the Auraboa lore rewrite (which has repeatedly had more stuff chucked into it, it seems, which is usually not a great sign for how a story is progressing) so like... why not just. Hire. A writer

Am I missing something .

#Writing should be treated with the same effort and respect as any other art . Why is it . not. getting that treatment #Surely they have a dedicated artist/art team? wh...where are the writers #anyway I know this is very random from me as I haven't been posting here super often #but a friend gave me a heads-up that a new ancient was coming out and I went oh fr ? On god? Just like that? and came to look around #saw the announcement regarding lore going forward and i.... um. ? #so is the new dragon having any explanation as to how it got here or....... are we jus supposed to make that up ourselves #W. Why are they releasing it now. if they don't have the lore figured out. They know they can... wait. Right? Right?? #well anyway. wanders away from the dragons to continue thinking about a moth #flight rising

[theelvishscribbler]

had a "remembered my OC exists" moment

#the wanderer #white haired anime boy go!!! #i need to draw them more often #my art #sketches & doodles #wips #the wanderer (hiraeth)

[daily-scarabedo]

Scarabedo doodle #3: Overworking (Don't forget to take care of yourselves and not get caught up in your work too often)

#scarabedo #albedo x scaramouche #scaramouche x albedo #scaramouche #the wanderer #albedo #doodle #Albedo doesnt overwork often but when he does scara/wanderer is there to snap him out of it and drag him to bed

[walkman-cat]

newsies star trek au. you agree

(WOE. BEARD RACE BE UPON YE)

#i love the tng uniforms a bunch (normal about costume design) so it’s tng-era wbwbw #these are also most of the people ive thought up roles and things for #for now #feat. a whole bunch of spot (cat) because cats are funky #(spot (cat) has no relation to data’s cat wbwb) #(also no relation to spot (human)) #she’s sarah’s cat but honestly considering how often she escapes sarah’s quarters and wanders around she’s basically the ships cat at this #point #one time jack came to the bridge and spot (cat) was just. in his chair and it was a Time #(spot (cat) hates anyone who isn’t the jacobs siblings crutchie or spot (human)) #also jack and davey were referenced from a picture of kirk and spock because ofc #davey doodles #newsies #newsies star trek au #jack kelly #david jacobs #sarah jacobs #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #katherine plumber #katherine pulitzer #les jacobs #crutchie newsies #wbwbwbw #anyways #star trek au beard cut when? #<— does exist #man this is a block of tags #im so sorry