#vexensweep

[cyberpunkboytoy]

VexenFucker nation needs a support group after all these polls

#i can only hope the fuckable KH men tournament gives us a win #all I'm asking is for Vexen to not get slaughtered just ONE TIME #vexensweep

[cielomist]

This is very much not april fools related i genuinely want to hear your thoughts /srs but i am begging you can i Pls have a full ass rant abt all your vexen thoughts im backreading through propaganda and youre making me go OUGH - @fuckable-kh-men-battle

HOUGH

i want to preface this by saying i am not super articulate, i am very much a person that just rotates characters in my head at high speeds and doesn't form super coherent thoughts, but by god i know i have a lot of vexen thoughts its just gonna take some time to put them into like, understandable words

under a cut bc im sure its gonna get long. also im sorry that this is so incredibly disorganized.

OK SO

i have loved vexen. ever since i was a kid. i never even played com i just saw him in the kh2 journal and was like "THAT ONE"

(i was also deep in the like… 2009-era deviantart kh fandom, but… 😬)

but getting into the deeper stuff, vexen has this fun little dichotomy of somehow being incredibly cringefail but also EXTREMELY accomplished. he brags about how smart he is, he giggles to himself about it in the castle in days, and it comes across as this pathetic little man just being full of himself, but he also can like, legitimately back it up? he just MADE another riku. he MADE xion, and xion is absolutely extraordinary because she was not supposed to develop as her own person, but he was just so damn good at making just real ass PEOPLE that xion became her own person with her own thoughts and feelings and dreams

one of my favourite scenes is this one. first of all i live for all interactions between vexen/even and zexion/ienzo because GOD. i'm fucking obsessed with dad!even as a concept and i love thinking of the dynamics between ienzo and all his dads and i need to stop myself here or i'm gonna go off on a whole other tangent about ienzo specifically and how fucked his entire life was--

anyway that scene is one of my favs because i just love vexen running through the castle, yelling for his son, because his boss is actively avoiding him. i just assume this is how it always is with him.

also it's been pointed out that vexen, when talking with zexion, will often bend so he's eye level with him and i love that. i adore that.

also speaking of vexen/even and zexion/ienzo, THIS

god sorry i just read ienzo's character file and he mentioned even would scold atw for buying ienzo so much ice cream and i love that mental image. atw is literally king of radiant garden and even's bitching him out for spoiling his 8-year-old

and god VEXEN'S CHARACTER FILE... "I had lost sight of why I wanted to be clever in the first place. I wanted to be clever because I wanted to be helpful to someone." HHHHHHHH even became a scientist in the first place because he waanted to HELP PEOPLE and he got in this spiral of "i need to be smart to help people" and he worked HARD to become smarter and eventually dropped the "to help people" presumably because of xehanort and then when he was recompleted the first time he REMEMBERED WHY he wanted to do all the things he wanted to do in the first place, and in order to help people he gave up his heart, his humanity, what the original organization had been WORKING TOWARDS THE WHOLE TIME and i just. ough.

also in birth by sleep even talks to ven for like, two minutes maximum and from that is able to just deduce that ven's heart is not only completely devoid of darkness, but also that any darkness he DID have was forcibly removed. i don't know where to fit this tidbit in but i think about it a lot.

i mentioned in one of my propaganda asks a post that theorized about vexen's shield, and while i still can't find that post i did remember a fic i read based of of it

i somehow don't have coherent thoughts on his redemption arc in kh3. i get distracted by how pretty he looks when he says he wants to atone i think. but his little monologue when he's trying to convince demyx to help him out... ough. i am personally of the opinion that even was the apprentice with an actual like, medical phd. i think all of the apprentices specialized in different things, and i don't really have a solidified idea for anyone else (though dilan is shown to like flowers in his character file, though i think that gardening is a hobby for him rather than his professional field) but that's my Even's Professional Career headcanon. he absolutely has the entire ICD manual memorized. and rememorizes it every time it updates.

i also think post-kh3 when he was re-humaned he just straight up euthanized himself to be recompleted. he didn't want to wait to regrow a heart and it beat the hell out of immolation, axel

anyway i really wish people wouldn't reduce vexen/even to just being a creepy weirdo; he has SO MUCH to him, but ultimately i think people overlook him because he's not an anime prettyboy and i and the other vexenfuckers are stronger and smarter and sexier than everyone else

for now that's all i've got. if i think of more things i will rb with more vexen thoughts. thank u for your patience as i go insane writing this. <3

(fun fact! when i was in middle school (maybe high school?) i set his japanese laugh as my alarm and to this day i remember it bleeding into one of my dreams via a man in a parking lot laughing at me until i woke up and realized it was my alarm going off for school)

#keetext #vexensweep

[cringefail-kh-battle]

BRACKET UPDATED FOR THE WINNER

VEXENSWEEP

#kingdom hearts #now to go collect . so many images

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

HAPPY VEXEN DAY🎉🎉🎉

#VEXENSWEEP 2024

I TOTALLY MISSED THIS HAPPY BELATED VEXEN DAY

#not poll

[fuckablemeowmeowbattle]

VEXENSWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VEXENSWEEP!!!

#propaganda #look at that autistic stare

[underrated-kh-blorbo]

VEXEVENSWEEP LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Vexensweep 🩵❄️

#asks #propaganda

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Reasons Vexen's death scene is iconic:

1) Vexen revealing he's actually trying to keep Sora from falling to darkness (he's a GOOD GUY, he's ALWAYS been a good guy he's just keeping it a secret!!! And also got temporarily sidetracked by unethical science)

2) "No! Please don't! I don't want to—" "Goodbye"

Literally one of the funniest scenes in Kingdom Hearts

3) that isn't even his actual death scene, he managed to cling to life and slides along a way trying to escape when he faces Assassination Attempt: 2!, this time with his own child choking him out. The betrayal, the drama.

#sorry for the video intro. It was this or a 5 minute video #who has the attention span for that? #anyway #vexensweep #vexen #Youtube

[cyberpunkboytoy]

T- 20ish minutes until the DILF posts drop, I need to use this time to plan some Vexen propaganda so it can shared immediately and hopefully help my man survive the first round

#if anyone from Vexenfucker nation wants to help that'd be appreciated #i don't recognize the name of Vexen's opponent so i dont know how much fanger we're in but #best to be prepared #Vexensweep

[cyberpunkboytoy]

if I draw Vexen also wearing pony paraphernalia will people vote him instead of Ira? 👉👈

#vexensweep #please. he can have a pretty little unicorn head too #we all know that's what makes Ira appealing #Vexen would make a VERY pretty pony #....vexenposting has made me deranged. god. look at what I've become

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Now seems like a great time to share a new OC I made recently. His name is Evan and he's definitely not just Even Kingdom Hearts in glasses (<- lying)

He's also my boyfriend

#evan #my art #self-actualization #i wasn't planning to post him bc he's literally so self-indulgent...but #for my new vexensweep homies I will reveal him

[cielomist]

vote for vexen right now or unfollow me

#keetext #this is a vexensweep household

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Maybe the real poll winners were the friends we made along the way.......

#crying in VexenSweep

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

so how much election fraud do u think will happen this time around

#vexensweep btw

Well it wouldn't be one of my polls without at least Some :3c

Vexensweep 2024

#not poll #propoganda #technically

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

#VEXENSWEEP

YESSSSSSS

#not poll #propoganda

[cielomist]

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hello, i'm the person best known for submitting an absured amount of propaganda for vexen in the @/fuckable-old-man-battle and @/fuckable-kh-men-battle (now @/cringefail-kh-battle) and helping lead him to victory in season 1 in the latter. #vexensweep

this is my main blog where i post about whatever. i have several more focused sideblogs, but those see significantly less use lol.

i don't have a byf, i will just block if i decide i don't want you interacting.

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memes i have on my phone that should give you an accurate screenshot of the inner machinations of my mind at any given time

#keetext

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

As much as i love orochimaru i almost want a vexensweep

These people have some tenacity ill give em that