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[cinnamonzor]

Fennorian: FOUR MONTHS

Gwendis: What’s going on?

Cassian: It’s really not that big a deal.

Fennorian: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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Cassian: The best way to get back at someone who wronged you is to live a happy life.

Cassian: But chemically, I can’t do that, so I’m gonna fuck his dad.

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Cassian, squaring up with another Monster of the Week: Alright, shithead. I’m about to pound you so hard their dad’s gonna be jealous.

Fennorian: Oh, can we NOT?!?!

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Fennorian: Do you trust this... Cassian guy?

Verandis: I absolutely trust him.

Fennorian: He's not some kind of maniac, then?

Verandis: ...I absolutely trust him.

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Gwendis: Hey, are you decent?

Cassian: I mean, not morally, but I got fuckin’ pants on if that’s what you’re asking.

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Cassian: Allow me! Locks are my specialty!

Cassian: [yeets a brick through the window]  

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Fennorian: Why is it that whenever you come with us to the market it burns down?

Cassian: I blame the economy.

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Verandis: Remember, Cassian. “Sticks and stones may break my bones...”

Cassian: “But chains and whips excite me.”

Verandis: ...Okay, yes, but also no.

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Cassian: Happy Heart’s Day. I didn’t get you anything.

Verandis: I didn’t get you anything either.

Verandis: You wanna go make out~?

Cassian: Yeah~

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Cassian: Hey, babe. You ever thought of me as a calendar?

Verandis: A... Why...?

Cassian: Ya know, so you can pin me to the wall and use me daily~

Adusa-daro: Really? Right in front of this one’s salad?

Kalen, lying on the table: I’m sorry, your what?

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Melina and Cassian, prancing in a circle and chanting: One! One! One! One! One! One! One!

Adusa-daro: Hey, what the hell are you-?

Adusa-daro, as the ground drops out beneath her: WHAAAAaaaa-...!

Melina and Cassian, going back to chanting and prancing around the hole they dug: Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two!

Adusa-daro: [faceplants at the bottom of the hole]

Verandis, already sitting there: Hey.

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Fennorian: Cassian, you’re an asshole. You know that, right?

Cassian: You are what you eat, Fenn.

Fennorian:

Fennorian: Oh for-!

Melina: [WHEEZE]

Fennorian: Holy shit...

Adusa-daro: That was kinda sick, man.

Cassian: Thanks. I worked really hard on it.

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Cassian: Whoops! Got your desire to die!

Verandis: Wh-?!

Cassian: Want it back? Well too bad! Cause if I gotta live through this shit, so do you! No easy way out on my watch!

Cassian: So buckle up, buckaroo! We’re in this for the long haul!

Verandis:

Cassian: Bitch.

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Fennorian: Cassian, you got hit pretty hard. How’s your head?

Cassian: Well, haven’t had any complaints yet.

Fennorian: What...?

Cassian:

Cassian: OH. Yeah, it’s fine.

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Gwendis: Let’s just question one of the civilians. Even if they don’t know what’s going on, we should still get some insight into how they’re being affected.

Fennorian: But if we all crowd around them at once, people will get suspicious. Especially in such a close-knit town.

Cassian: You’re good. I’ll just cause a distraction.

Fennorian: Wait, what are you-?

Cassian: [walks to the other side of the tavern]

Cassian: [grabs an empty chair]

Cassian: [SMASHes it to splinters on the ground]

Cassian, fists in the air: FOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Bystanders: [glancing between Cassian and the rest of the RavenOps, visibly unnerved]

Cassian:

Cassian: Damn. Y’all really are dead inside...

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