#val delete this

[valentiancurse]

>:3

One of my favorite BL mangakas work got another fan-translation and it’s so fucking funnnyyyy and stupid in the best way

They really said “I don’t want to do a semi-sad slow burn romantic 1970/80s queer American period piece for this story I want to use as much humor as possible for two idiots partaking in BDSM with as many stupid jokes/scenarios and funny faces as possible”

And I respect that immensely.

#val delete this #this post is slightly not safe for work #because I’m rambling about a BL creator making something that made me laugh

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Omg omg GUYS! ! SLIDER in tgm! ⚡❤️🥹😭😭

This pic just dropped of Rick slider rossovich and Tom maverick cruise during the iceman funeral scene 😭

#top gun #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #Slider #ron slider kerner #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #tom cruise #pete maverick mitchell #tgm #deleted scene #Funeral scene #tear jerker #val kilmer #he attended his funeral #Ice's funeral #tg #tg nation #Rick rossovich

[georgeaddo]

Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition (2014) dev. Crystal Dynamics

#gamingedit #tombraideredit #tredit #tomb raider #lara croft #*tr #*val #dailygaming #gamingladiesedit #videogamewomen #deleting drafts like oh here's edits from 2+ years ago

[garbage-floof]

just found out about this website where you make a tree, share the link to your tree so your friends can decorate it and leave messages!!

@mutuals we should make this a chain

here's the link to mine!

@femininefreyanyctophile @dinosaurguts @andiv3r @runway-houses-city-clouds @toulouseradiosilence @notbrucewayne48 @cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits @irish-journal (and others i might've forgotten)

#if this flops im deleting it #and im gonna dig a hole to the ground and bury myself there #adam talks #mutual/s !!! #val's games

[cxffncase]

GET DOWN, SHUT UP, COME ON IN

IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

#my art #artists on tumblr #ocs #vampire oc #doc #val #deleted the original post to repost it w the proper caption #dveu

[qtubbo]

Sometimes I see people say we don’t tolerate hate on qsmp you’ll be blocked if you say bigoted things, and then casually interact with the most infamous ableist on qsmpblr. It’s like they probably don’t know at all how vile this person is, but the joke writes itself.

#Delete later #neg #fandom neg #discourse #And I mean a lot of people do this its ridiclous how many people #Rep so bad even qsmptwt knows you by name #Val ramblings

[compacflt]

What are Ice and Mav up to in the present day? Did they participate in Barbenheimer? As Navy men did they get caught up in the sea shanty craze of a few years ago? Are they vaccinated? Have they ever gone on a <s>gay</s> cruise?

1. enjoying retirement together post ice being secnav & ice recovering from cancer (being rich & working on cars & planes & sometimes speaking at aiaa/Mitchell institute/csis/dod/doe/dos conferences)

2. no, they will wait till oppy hits netflix to partake & chill. They will not watch barbie ever no interest in women’s rights at all

3 . no they have never heard of tiktok besides the whole “defense dept employees can’t have bytedance apps on their phone bc of security reasons” thing. “What’s TikTok?” In anno domini 2023

4. Yes happily but: do not talk to mav about covid politics you will regret it

5. No. who tf wants to go on a cruise especially a.) during global pandemic b.) when you’re retired high ranking officers in the us navy & one of you literally is an ace and bombed another country and the other one of you is literally thefucking secretary of the navy. No

#this ask came at a perfect time: seconds after i polished off my first full bottle of wine by myself #excellent! #my summer employers made me delete TikTok not joking #I’m out of the loop on trends currently #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #gay cruise also no in case I didn’t specify #Tom cruise! whoa. #while drunk watching the 2015 movie vacation & there’s a mid-movie Val Kilmer reference and I thought I’d hallucinated it #freaking out #that was just now

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Gosh I just love how Jon and Mel are paralleled in how they choose to ignore truths in relation to visions and prophecy because it’s a very interesting collision of two separate arcs: Jon’s - the deconstructed hidden prince/chosen one - and Mel’s - the deconstructed prophetess/wizard.

Like both are given the same information (i.e., that Jon may be the reincarnation of a legendary fiery-sword wielding hero) and both choose to deny the truth in this information because of one reason or the other: Jon has the tendency to ignore all the magical aspects in his life, mostly because he doesn’t want to be a super special magic boy, and Mel has already decided that the hero in question is some balding, middle-aged weirdo. But there exists a commonality between them since neither one knows of Jon’s true parentage, and so both think he’s just some random guy.

It’s very funny because we learn that Mel has been seeing visions of Jon every time she looks into her flames.

The flames crackled softly, and in their crackling she heard the whispered name Jon Snow. His long face floated before her, limned in tongues of red and orange, appearing and disappearing again, a shadow half-seen behind a fluttering curtain. Now he was a man, now a wolf, now a man again.

And we know that it’s been happening quite frequently because she gets another vision of Jon (in her POV chapter) and goes “oh god not him again!”

“What do you see, my lady?” the boy asked, softly.

Skulls. A thousand skulls, and the bastard boy again. Jon Snow.

So poor Mel is a little frustrated because she’s not looking for Jon. She’s looking for Stannis because she believes that he is Azor Ahai.

Yet now she could not even seem to find her king. I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R’hllor shows me only Snow.

So she looks for Azor Ahai and only sees Jon Snow, but she never once thinks “hmm it’s super frustrating to keep seeing this weird emo teen but maybe there’s something deeper to it. Like there has to be a reason why I see him in place of my king, right?” And then she talks to Jon in a later chapter and confirms that she is seeing him whenever she looks for Mance or Stannis, as per my previous post, and both of them come out of that conversation being the very definition of “no thoughts, head empty ”. They’re just not going to think about it; and both end up focusing on other aspects of the visions and not the larger theme.

And then there’s this conversation between Jon and Val (in Jon VIII, ADWD) that honestly encapsulates the sheer comedy of a powerful wizard who is sent by destiny to go find this magical prince and missing him, and how the magical prince in question gets really frustrated with the wizard because he thinks that the wizard’s visions are dumb and useless.

In this conversation, Val suggests that Mel may know about Jon switching Dalla’s and Gilly’s babies because of what she sees in her fires.

“And keep [Gilly’s baby] away from the red woman. She knows who he is. She sees things in her fires.”

Val is essentially suggesting that Mel is attuned to the truth because of her prophetic insight. But Jon doesn’t think so.

Arya, he thought, hoping it was so. “Ashes and cinders.”

He hopes Mel can see the truth of Arya’s whereabouts, but what he actually thinks is different. He dismisses Mel’s supposed truth as mere “ashes and cinders”. And it’s so funny because this is a huge miscommunication. Jon is no doubt thinking of Mel seeing “only snow” (we learn from a later chapter that this is the answer Mel always gives) but it seems so silly so he twists that into “ashes and cinders”.

But the problem starts with Mel, honestly. She isn’t able to understand that the king she finds in her fires is Jon Snow and so when she relays the information back to him, she does it in such a vague manner, so Jon thinks she means literal snow (like frozen water, that snow). Except Mel means Jon Snow. She sees Jon Snow in her fires but refuses to ponder further on why she should see him in place of Stannis.

There is such hilarity in a wizard going on a great quest to find a prophesied prince and failing because she at some point found this other guy and convinced herself that he was the prophesied hero all along, even though he didn’t fit at all. So when she is ultimately led to the prince she’s looking for, she mistakes him for some random guy even when her visions actually tell her, “No Mel, wait! This is your guy!! This is your king! Hello?!”

But then, even if she somehow got clued in on said random guy being the prophesied prince, it’s a little too late because he’s already mistrustful of her anyway and doesn’t take her seriously. So he ironically asks her, “have you seen the king in your fires?” And she says, “I’m seeing you when I search for the king”. And literally neither one of them goes, “hey wait a minute?!”

And you know what’s even more frustrating? Some completely unrelated person somehow manages to get to the truth of the matter! (Sort of…). Val somehow manages to understand that what Mel sees is true. In fact, Val is even more correct than she realizes because when Jon dismisses Mel’s visions as “ashes and cinders”, Val counters that with:

“Kings and dragons.”

Oh!

So, according to Val, not only can Mel see the truth, but she can also see the truth of who is a king and/or a dragon.

The king Mel sees is also a dragon, as he is one of the last surviving Targaryens in the world. Where Jon dismisses Mel’s visions, Val somehow takes the narrative’s voice here and goes “oh it’s not just Snow she sees, she also sees that he is a king and a dragon”.

As if this wasn’t comedic enough, Jon gets a vision towards the end of the book that literally connects the dots.

Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black cloaks ablaze. “Snow,” an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his fist. As the dead men reached the top of the Wall he sent them down to die again. He slew a greybeard and a beardless boy, a giant, a gaunt man with filed teeth, a girl with thick red hair. Too late he recognized Ygritte. She was gone as quick as she’d appeared.

- Jon XII, ADWD

He dreams of himself as the fire-sword wielding hero Mel has been so crazy about, and then he wakes up to his pet bird calling him “KING” basically affirming everything Mel has been seeing throughout the entire book. And he does the most Jon Snow thing imaginable. He completely ignores it! We get zero commentary to this, same as we got zero commentary from him then Mel said that she saw him every time she tried to look for Mance or Stannis.

Really, both the chosen one and the great wizard are failing quite miserably. They get information much in the same way (Jon gets a prophetic dream, and Mel gets her prophetic visions) but they both decide to ignore whatever they’re seeing. The chosen one is annoyed that the wizard’s visions are useless, the wizard is annoyed that the totally-normal-boy-who’s-definitely-not-the-chosen-one-not-like-Stannis-is-anyway isn’t listening to her, and poor Val is off to the side going “hey, doesn’t anyone else think its important that Mel really does see kings and dragons?!!”

And honestly, Mel’s inability to get it even when the answer is right in front of her becomes even funnier when we take this exchange into account:

[…] all of them seemed surprised to hear Maester Aemon murmur, “It is the war for the dawn you speak of, my lady. But where is the prince that was promised?”

“He stands before you,” Melisandre declared, “though you do not have the eyes to see. Stannis Baratheon is Azor Ahai come again, the warrior of fire. In him the prophecies are fulfilled. The red comet blazed across the sky to herald his coming, and he bears Lightbringer, the red sword of heroes.”

- Samwell IV, ASOS

I- 😭

Mel accuses Maester Aemon of being too blind to see the truth, not knowing that the narrative has damned her as well. Unlike Aemon, she has actually set her eyes on the promised prince but she’s the one who has been too blind to see.

#jon snow #melisandre #val the wildling #azor ahai #prophecy and visions in asoiaf #canonjonsnow #valyrianscrolls #I imagine R’hllor sending Mel dms every morning that are just like #“Denial is a river in Egypt! Jon Snow is the promised prince!!!” #And Mel choosing to promptly delete it and wipe it from memory #Because Stannis is the promised prince duh #And R’hllor is getting a lil frustrated #So he sends a cute lil edit to Jon where Jon had super cool ice armor and a flaming sword #Because then…maybe THEN….someone will get it right??! #And Jon also chooses to promptly delete the video #Cause he just dgaf #Poor Red Rahloo #he’s very frustrated :(( #asoiaf #my stuff

[dropout-if]

Omg I can't wait to play matchmaker w/ them and J. MC watching the mess that Kai will become once they catch feelings for J and being all supportive like "I gotchu pal" but on the inside they're thinking "better you than me bitch" (they don't know whether they're talking about Kai or J)

Period😭 they're a mess but luckily they solve their issues by themselves and MC doesn't have to stress over it too much.

Ik I would personally bang my head against the nearest surface if I had to matchmake them AND play therapist for them.

#i loved their dynamic so much that val and n happened (love bites) #they're like kai and j but... x10000 times worse #delete later izzy reminder

[sparklings-bf]

i posted kinito videos on tiktok a few days ago and brother they are sexualizing him in the comments YOU GUYS CANT RESPECT MY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#val posting #this is why i hate tiktok (contemplating deleting my account)

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Continuation of mother's day ❤️

"My mama, She's the portrait of a strong willed, wanderlust soul with sunshine in her eyes. Love you, mama. And wishing the very best to all the mama's on Mother's Day." _Val

#Val kilmer #Gladys leach #Mother's day #He took after her #The love of turquoise jewelry #Horses #Piano #And her beautiful eyes #Mercedes Kilmer #val 2021 #Val documentary #The salton sea 2002 #Deleted scene #Swedish beauty

[nicadilly]

Edit: tfw when u create a fair amount of fanart for the author and commish a 40$ fic only to be mistreated and never get ur money back lol. Got a refund :) Wish the emotional anguish thing never happened but ill heal. They also gaslight on the reg so keep that in mind. if someone told me back in January 2022 i would become an amogus fan/simp for MEN i would laugh. YET HERE WE ARE.

Some of the main characters from @crinklytinfoil ‘s series that is currently causing severe brainrot. @krysmcscience is to blame bcs if it were not for their fanart i wouldnt know abt the fic oops... (also it is a dead dove fic so check it out at your own discretion!)

OH almost forgot about my obligatory “THIS IS NOT THE ARCANA???”

#only doing the edit bcs theyre doing some weird petty erasure of history on their fic notes lol #GUESS my aus werent that bad if ur keeping the latte fic up but deleted my arcana commissions :P #its your broken au now lol #also AFAIK author stomped on my drawings #self admitted info lol #so clearly questionable respect for other creatives #not to mention other ways it manifested #textbook narcissism @ crinkle #and krys is just a delusional dumbass and a homewrecker thats all #crinkle himself said krys never grew out of high school and yeah it shows #unmanaged behavior from what ive heard #among us #among us game #imposter #aliens #tentacles #creepy #stop lookin at me with your big ole eye... #bet u cant guess who is my fave #I do have some old arc/ana posts to upload #but i dont have time to do it atm so maybe in two weeks? if uni allows it #val/erius reverse vo/re... #innersloth #body horror #terato #alien #ao3 #archive of our own #the best laid plans of crewmates and imposters #a penny for your sus

[jizzlords]

so I'm sitting here (rereading the reply from kitty and then the thread with vox) thinking, ozzie witnessing first-hand about what this "Val" guy is doing. is responsible for.

how so far, these two have gone through so much shit. he's seen video evidence. he's seen the remaining damage, dents, and lacerations. this really is leading up to a solid day for when he does encounter a Val. he might not know who exactly this guy is but man...

#── ♡ ❝ i can bring the sex appeal. ( ooc ) #⸻ ₊˚ʚ delete this. ₊˚✧ #maybe delete. #vox and kitty being a solid part in ozzie's main timeline bro he's seen A Lot #‼️‼️nothing against val writers‼️‼️ absolutely nothing. just reviewing. #the more victims of vals abuse we see the more ozzie's tallying up shit #me: wait til u see angel #ozzie: angel????

[strawberrycircuits]

ahahaahhahaha......... clem aroace flag palette ............... lol

lets hear it for aroace manwhore rights!!!!!!!

#drawing this made me realize i have never posted vallen w his actual color palate. oops! #except for that one time but i deleted that forever ago lol #anyways u were so right when u said they shld keep some of the shit they stole #ivw #strawberryscribbles #honestly aroace val is a very real way to interpret them #as theyre being written now they view what they do less as an enjoyable thing and more as a necessity to get by in life #but the issue there is that hes constructed this constantly shifting persona to appeal to as many people as possible n hes kept it up for so #long that hes not rlly sure who they are as a person anymore. Anyways !

[angelwiththeblue-box]

please… is anyone there? i need help

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taglist: @thedragonemperess @blueskiesandstarrynights @depressedtransguy @tronagon @lab-trash @someguyiguess @genuine-possum @joshkiszkashusband @thedrowningpoetofdionysus (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)

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(also ty @nonymous06 for ketting me use ur redesigns as inspo <3)

#if u saw me post then delete then post it again no u didnt #val draws #happy early whumptober mfs #chaz #chase x kaz #kaz x chase #lab rats elite force #lab rats #lab rats fanart #mighty med #mighty med fanart #kaz #kaz mighty med #chase davenport #chase davenport fanart

[qtubbo]

Question did Fit tell Pac, that Tubbo is alive again cause I know he was planning to?

#I need this before I can make another psot #val ramblings #Qsmp #delete later