#uhhhh how does one

[intotheelliwoods]

Hello I heard we were beating up donnie in @vangh17a's wanderer comic and I wanted to join in :)

#rottmnt #2 arms left #wanderer #uhhhh how does one #tag this #anyways hello ive been wanting to also crossover with you for a while but had NO clue how to do that #until this came to mind LMAOOO #enjoy #donnie may not be having a great time but at least big leo is <3 #also ignore how late this post is abajksdbajksdn #thats alright long as you see it I will be happy

[anonymouscheeses]

I just want them to be absolutely head over heels with eachother. No one sided simping in my hazbin hotel!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel chaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #charlie morningstar #hazbin art #i love love loooooove their canon relationship. but... cmon.... it feels so one sided i cant be the omlg one.... #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #hazbin redesign #hazbin hotel redesign #i made slight changes to vaggie and was goinf to for charlie but like. i got a bit lazy.... #LET THEM BE SIMPS FOR E A C H O T H E R. RAAAHH 🦅🦅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #anyway headcanon timeee eeee!!! STIMMINGGGGGGG #Charlie is the silly romantic type and Vaggie is the serious flirt #like charlie is definitely all lovey dovey and stuff in a serious way but she does it in a fun and goofy way ykno?? #vaggie ks like. handing roses to her and coverinf her entire arm wirh kisses and whispering in spanish 💜💜 #changed shading style. duno how good it is bur i like it so ill try to get used to this one moreee #uhhhh.... gave vaggie her jacket privileges back and made her hotel uniform purple again cuz #it wojld be another hint shes not from hell to have her be one of tbe omly ones withojt red on her (apart from angel who lit HAS to not) #vagina got her x eye priveleges back. its too iconic to take away... i tried bjt i couldnt 😔 #CHARLIE BAS CJRLY HAIRRD thaaaats what i forgot fo say smh... its tbe loteral only change i made to kt 😭 #anyway thats all i wanna yap abt have a gud day! 💜💜 #tw suggestive

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

With a second read of Jonathan's journey to Dracula's castle, more and more I find myself admiring the locals he meets along the way.

They've clearly been under the oppressive threat of Dracula for a long time--all of them show true fear in the face of him. He's paramount to the Devil itself to them, going off the words Jonathan translates. And that's totally understandable, considering he steals their children for his "brides" to eat, never mind what other things he may be subjecting them to.

With that context, it would be very easy for them to leave Jonathan to his fate. They could tell themselves there's nothing to be done for him already. They could be glad that he's Dracula's choice, even, if that chances a reprieve for them.

But many of them chose compassion over fear.

Every step of Jonathan's last leg to Dracula's castle has someone reaching out to prevent the tragedy in front of them.

The woman in the hotel begs him to leave, please leave, for your safety, and when he refuses she freely gives up what might be a precious belonging in the hope it will save him.

The people at the bench of the hotel try to bless him from evil.

A man in the coach points out a beautiful view of the mountain during the ride, perhaps wishing to give Jonathan one last moment of wonder before he vanishes into the horrors of the castle.

The coachman drives his horses to their limit in the desperate hope that he can make Jonathan miss the awaiting coach, and the other passengers do not begrudge him this risky move but instead urge him to go faster, faster!

Very little of helps, in the end. They cannot prevent the start of this tragedy. There's a very good chance they knew that themselves.

But by god were they willing to try.

#dracula daily #theres plenty of issues with stoker's writing of the locals #but i do like how compassionate he made them #their belief that keeping jonathan away from drac until the end of the 5th will save him seems misguided #but frankly considering how many other beliefs about vampires clearly apply to drac i dont blame them at all for believing this one #and its kind of them to try #tho it does make his portrayal of the romani uhhhh way worse

[kennabeth]

this is one of my favorite theses in the inkworld each way it plays out is so!!

elinor's dad valued his books over her and her sisters to the point she internalizes it and becomes the same kind of hermit he was, before and after the folcharts come back into her life. basta was groomed into believing he was inherently unlovable except by capricorn so he'd do anything to keep that small remaining amount of love. brianna realizes if dustfinger wasn't dead then he had to have abandoned her, so the next person to give her their full attention? she'll throw away every other relationship she has for them, the same way she was thrown away. the verbal abuse violante endured as a kid (and currently, because 19 is still a kid) influenced the kind of mother she is and she doesn't even realize until it's almost too late that she's done to jacopo what the adder did to her! and I've already talked about the physical abuse from farid's birth family influencing how he forms severely anxious relationships.

and none of these are just character padding! all of these characters influence the plot so heavily by becoming traumatized and by working through it and I don't have any idea how she pulled it off

#okay maybe elinor didnt very much #im trying to be nice to her bc i dont like her at all lmao #this is not written half as well as i want it to be but ive been dwelling on it for two weeks and i cant think of how else to say it so #meggie's like the only significant kid who does not ever once think shes worthless #mo raised a mean child but he did not raise one with low self esteem lol good for her #i tried really hard not to lean into the daddy issues thing but terrible fathers is such a good theme #inkheart #says kenna #hey uhhhh how is it 2am #was gonna point out how lol jehan also doesnt have this prob but i remembered it's lowkey on my tcor wishlist for him #which #i should post my wishlist probably do yall have any interest in seeing that #i have Theories

[pixiemage]

For a story I can't yet share the details of...

Jimmy and Scott separated because of poor timing, belated poor chemistry at the time, and other issues that arose where Scott had to turn more of his attention elsewhere and to other matters than toward Jimmy. So Jimmy left (which was the correct choice at the time), and - a while later - ends up meeting, befriending, and later getting together with Tango. Tango, at some point after this, convinces Jimmy to go talk to Scott again because Jimmy's still torn up about how that ended, he and Scott haven't spoken since, and talking it over would help clear the air and gain some sense of closure, perhaps for both of them.

So I have two paths I could take here...

A) Jimmy goes to talk to Scott, they mend fences, heal broken hearts, and find common ground again. They find that they work so much better as close friends, and they're able to support each other and be there for each other in ways that don't need to be romantic to still be worthwhile. Jimmy finds he meshes better with fire rather than ice (Tango instead of Scott), but the worth of his and Scott's relationship is still there no matter what. (Breaking up doesn't always mean breaking apart)

B) When Jimmy goes to talk to Scott, it's not just Jimmy that's been aching over the past. They mend things, forgive mistakes, and carry on...but in this instance, they find that timing, more than anything, was the main problem they had in the first place. They're both in a better position to try being together again, and Tango is fully supportive of that. Fire and ice balance each other out after all, don't they? (And Jimmy has two hands)

#Both options are correct #And this may not even affect how the story goes lol #But I'm very curious to see what folks decide on here #Team Rancher #Flower Ranchers #Flower Husbands #Hey uhhhh Hybs I apologize for this one akdsjbajefa I've just had THOUGHTS and the BB server gave me inspiration for an alternate path xD #FORGIVE ME #Pixie Does Polls #W&F AU

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ough the absolute Rarepair i have in my head rn.... it literally has not been done yet

#wait what do you call it when theres three of em #rarethrouple? raretriple? rarepoly? whatever! #im.... chewing on it #Not Rabidly!!! but i am biting it #its not like... something id seriously ship in the Least #a very fun 'suspending my disblief Just Having A Good Time' ship yk yk #its cute i think! #not realistic at All but thats not the point here!! #yk ive been meaning to just make a post of a bunch of random scribbles of my favorite wh pairings #and throuplings. is that a word #bc i am a Multishipper! i enjoy multitudes at once! #ofc i have Preferences and Favorites but that does not mean i dont enjoy others! #just like how i enjoy many different kinds of cake #i will Sample almost all of them! #absolutely unprompted #anyway i gotta sleep uhhhh im gonna think on this one #and maybe scribble a little something in the morn to try and Share My Vision #its so fun.... pure delight with a smidge of angst for Flavor.... #ouagshfbsjdnkss the intricacies... adding on facets yes.... #ok sleep time im So Tired #i will drift off to dreamland while thinking about this throuple...

[all-lars-bars]

I have a character pitch!

Former Little Sister who is now transmasc

#i was thinking he would be one of the little sisters Jack saved but didn't go the surface with him and Tenenbaum #bc parents right #so he just scavenges for what he can #but of course‚ they're already long dead by the time he gets to their old home #his former status makes him less susceptible to the negative mutations splicing can cause #he's still very careful about the plasmids and tonics he takes. he rather likes his sanity thank you #anyways over the years he's gotten interested in chemistry #to the point wear he's made his own kind of tranquilizer #which has the potency to keep a Big Daddy down long enough to gather some ADAM with the Little Sisters #no he doesn't harvest the girls #he may not be a little sister anymore but he still feels a sort of connection with them #they're the closest thing to family he has left in Rapture #how does he get the ADAM without harvesting them? uhhhh. just trust me bro #by the time tenenbaum returns and Delta comes along he has spent his entire childhood in Rapture #watched his former siblings grow up into Big Sisters‚ seen new Sisters forced into being‚ and has observed Lamb's rise to power #and he wants to do something about it #bioshock #bioshock 2 #bioshock oc #bioshock little sister #man i love making characters for silly little games i like

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

they're the same picture

She was not, in fact, cool

#good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #well #how did that work out for ya buddy #also given this history how does aziraphale think he has any chance fixing that place #like i admire the optimism my guy but uhhhh #sleep with one eye open #if angels sleep that is #(do angels sleep?) #in your own words: would hate to see you getting into any trouble

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[pebblezone]

French Jumpscare warning

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #pip bernadotte #a #vids #biblically accurate pip (French) #thank you cocolacola for supporting the Radiohead seras agenda she’s getting assigned karma police whether it’s actually logical or not #brain’s conflicted because on one hand I need to maintain continuity in how I draw characters but then if I do make changes #does that fuck up the old stuff? idk lolsies #pip seems like the kind of guy who would’ve loved I spy books #(<— ignoring the fact he would not have been a toddler when the first one was released sorry pip guess it sucks to suck) #pip seems like a blur kinda guy. wait shit what’s my silly little French bad uhhhh fuck #Big Soul!!! they’re fun I haven’t listened to them in a while so I don’t feel like a reliable source to be like this fucks or not #the cover for their first album is silly she’s a little insane but that’s okay

[devereaux]

SIMONE KESSELL as FAITH COOPER (part 3 of ? because i have no self-control) My Life Is Murder | 3.10 - Killer Fashion

#simone kessell #simonekesselledit #my life is murder #mlim #mylifeismurderedit #mlimedit #finally been able to post this #only one more gifset of this episode to go :( #she always looks so fucking good i wanna gif every single time she takes a breath #also uhhhh she is so flirty i'm afraid i'd simply implode if she looked at me like that kladjkaljls #like the potential for simone to come back as lucy's romantic interest??? i'm shaking #alexa and faith somehow still being in contact months after this case?? and it feels very natural and nice #and sure they're kinda surprised about it but they get along very well #faith enjoys the banter and how alexa keeps up with her and alexa is more often than not endearingly exasperated by faith's whims #one day faith gets into some shenanigans because she is a diva and ok maybe that does happen a lot but this time shit's serious #so alexa comes to her rescue #hmmm they're in love your honour #they end up getting together afterwards obv #they're very gay and happy and hot together. the end. :))))) #if anyone wants to write this pls send it to me fladfks i'm too lazy to do it myself #ANYWAY #if you read all of this congrats <3 love you #*gdvrx #q #*alldvrx

[spaceratprodigy]

did I mention at this point he still has her locket in his pocket

#it's mentioned in the broker and the broken #how after fallbrook she takes it off and leaves it on her desk before going to devil's peak #and max finds it there and puts it in his pocket both so nothing happens to it and in hopes he could give it to her again #but at some point when getting back to the ship faith notices it's missing and she does not react well bc she thought it was lost forever #but one of the lil uhhhh more intimate scenes that take place after scylla #aka their very slow tender vulnerable emotional first time (if y'all knew the detail I go into screaming abt this scene to jay lmao) #he pulls out her locket and asks her if he could put it on her and oughhh #his hands pulling her hair out of the way and the way they trace up her body while clasping the chain behind her neck #y'all I do not talk abt half the vivid scenes that exist in my mind that have been cookin since 2021 #rambling #faith and max

[chibishortdeath]

Wait nvm my bad I lied, I do have something for Valentine’s Day—

(Other doodles under a cut)

Also I just found out what the alt text feature does :0. I didn’t notice it before (TwT ;)7. I’m gonna try it out and see how it works! I’ll just uh translate my awful handwriting outside of it here: the third image in this section says “(telling him the whole Bloodborne lore)”.

Okie dokie, Happy Valentine’s Day, I am gonna be celebrating by not doing a whole lot lol

#castlevania #castlevania games #castlevania game #akumajou dracula #simon belmont #getsu fuma den #Getsu Fuma #art post #my art #happy valentine's day #uhhhh do they even have a ship tag #idk how to make those are there like linguistic rules to that 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #simuma? fumon? how does one combine these names in a way that sounds passable lmaooo #lol anyway yippie it’s the creature hunter guys #did u guys know I gotta find it but there’s a Konami Wai Wai World sprite where Fuma is taller than Simon fun fact— #it’s one of those group sprites I have it in my phone gallery somewhere augh #I’ll post about it eventually hopefully #augh I should also be posting this to instagram but ehhhhhhh #anyway Simon would play bloodborne canon can confirm I am the ps4 controller in the doodle #also aaaaaa I forgot to write the little kanji on Fuma’s forehead noooooooo— #I always forget it’s there it’s so tiny and hard to write when you’re drawing something tiny (_ _ ) #should I tag this as like a magnet drawing wait #magnet is one of the songs ever written #magnet vocaloid #holiday post

[zozo-01]

tidbit tuesday 💞

[Apologies for the missed tags, take this as an apology. ;-;] Tagged by the lovely @taelonsamada, @konnorhasapen and @slushrottweiler and dear person, let me regale you a tale.

It all started when @thatlesbeanjew dragged me into the castleaudios fandom and discord, and everything was good! Vibes were vibing and I was having fun! THAT WAS UNTIL!!!! @frenchiefitzhere and @autisticempathydaemon reminded me of a lil deity fic (THAT I AM GONNA COMPLETE I PROMISE) and was like, "you should do this for castle's characters" and now!!! Here we are.

So welcome to the Deity AU (Not the one you're thinking of.)

--

Why had she agreed to this again? 

She was never one to fool around with mortals, unlike some of the other Gods.  Not because of a dislike for the people she has rules over, Claire is much too busy to focus on other duties. She loves humans, it would be quite the issue if she didn’t. But still, what on Earth possessed her to agree to going on a damn date? With a mortal no less?

“Claire, you’re not crazy. It might- No my visions are not wrong! Really, it might be them!”

As much fate as she had in the Seer and as much they have gotten right over the millennia, they had to be wrong. She, fuck no one, has seen them for the last six hundred years. They just… were gone. No note, no word, they didn’t even have the decency to tell her, anyone, why they left. Like the last thousand years meant nothing.

Like she meant nothing.

Tagging: @gingerbreadmonsters, @romirola, @sealriously-sealrious, @teasandcardigans, @cashandprizes and you!!!

#castleaudios #uhhhh so how does one tag for castle???? #we'll figure that out later!!!!! #zo writes tingz #this is zo speaking

[that-was-anticlimactic]

no listen. king seven deadly sins is. he is SUCH a good character. he's sensitive and can't really tell if teasing is lighthearted or malicious. he's protective but feels like he can never protect anyone. he's strong but sees himself as weak because the people around him are stronger and he couldn't protect anyone. he's serious and struggles to let loose. he has an inferiority complex. he just wants to be loved. no, just wants to be worthy. he feels like he needs to constantly prove himself to be worth anything. he's the fairy king, but he doesn't think he is. he lost his memories for 100+ years thus causing him to "abandon" the fairy king's forest which led to its ultimate destruction. he took the brunt of helbram's crimes and was labelled the sin of sloth because he "let it all happen". he believes he's guilty of his sin. he believes it with his whole entire heart. he doesn't Really know how to blame other people and instead pins the blame on himself. “i’ve got to atone for this; for making my friend suffer so much longer than anybody should ever have to endure, for not realizing what he was going through, and for not keeping that important promise that i made to diane. but, i’m never gonna forget". "if you really knew the grief of losing someone precious to you, you wouldn't be so willing to die". "the fairy king falls from the sky to his death - what unfortunate irony that tale would be". "i am a selfish king". he's shy. he overreacts. he loves his sister. he loves the forest. he's willing to die for everything he loves. he has trouble trusting people. he makes his own clothes. he used to hate humans. he talks to himself. he talks to oslo. he loves diane. he gets jealous easily. he is silly. he is the fairy king. his name is harlequin.

#GODDDDDDD #GUYS I CAN'T DO THIS #HE IS #HE IS SO SPECIAL TO ME #AND HE FEELS LIKE HE FAILED AS AN OLDER BROTHER AND HE JUST. UGH. i relate too much to him lol #but no fr i just #i literally cannot even put into words how much i love king #he is one of my favorite characters ever and max mittelman does SUCH a good job voicing him and i just. shoot i wanna cry. #i can't #guys i love him so much #hi having a breakdown right now lol #anyways uhhhh #sds #king #nnt

[sukugo]

got COCKBLOCKED in my own HOUSE (both literally and figuratively 🤔)

#f.txt #the house is my dreams. but the dream was in my house #ANYWAYS I HAD A DREAM. WHERE I WAS GONNA FUCK ANAKIN. BUT I DIDN'T BC DGSKDHSJHD #MY MOM CAME INTO THE ROOM 😭😭😭 #so it started with anakin and me in a room. anakin was on a desk with his back to me working on some stuff on a computer #he was wearing s shiny tight leather jacket and jeans. and FUCK did he look delicious. just incredible #so i go to him and i like lift up his jacket from behind and start grabbing his waist. #and then i grab his crotch and start rubbing it (he had a tiny dick <3) (AND I STILL REMEMBER THE FEELING OF IT 😭😭😭😭) #at first he doesn’t want to and he kinda resists. but we all know im into that shit. #but then actually he does get into it and wants to. so i take him and push him into the bed #OK DGDJHF actually there was someone else who wanted to fuck him too in the room with us #idk who it was and for some reason all i remember is that it was spiderman (but i go like BITHC IM gonna fuck him) #(actually i think we agreed to both do it or smth idk) so then there's like some dick grabbing action going on #and then. my mom comes in. #and I'm like. girl. why. why would u do this to me. how could u fucking do this to me. do u not see me having THE moment of my life. #so she uhh sees us. and she's like uhhhh. and we make like if we weren't doing anything ahaaa whaat nothing weird going on here. #so in a desperate attempt to continue i grab anakin's hand and take him to the other room. where apparently there's my brother. #and i want to cry. bc CANT A GIRL HAVE HER PRIVACY PLS (like i get it irl but NOT EVEN IN NY DREAMS 😭😭) #anyways so instead we just like. lay in bed. im between his legs bc no one's gonna fucking get me out of ther now lmao #and we start playing clapping games. bc what else are we supposed to do. and my mom COMES IN HERE too #to u know check up on what we're doing. and the position is uhh not innocent but we're like hey we're just playing. #so she leaves. and then we get up and run in circles lmao. #but anyways yeah that was the end of the anakin fucking 😭😭😭 #then it was hours of me having to listen to my mom and aunt talking about life hardships or smth #OH BUT THE END. i had another lil dream about exo/specifically kai. SPECIFICALLY about his thighs. #like there was a comeback or smth but his thighs were incredible. and then there's like a dance scene but he's mini tiny shorts #and when he moves u can See Things 😳👀 #anyway that is the story. no anakin fucking for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i feel like this dream is so. representation of my Life. like yeah. this is literally my life.