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plinkcat-gif · 4 months
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the desire to tell the people in my life my troubles vs the troubles either Regarding Them or just not being appropriate to bring up. i'm in hell
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ophelia-bloodletting · 2 months
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ewyaschild · 1 year
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a pretty view . ⚘ lo'ak sully
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📩: this is my first fic besides crack fics so pls be nice! lmk if a part 2 is needed
🧾: sub lo'ak, masturbation, everyone mentioned in this fic is over 18. one mention of y/n. 600 words (very short) no distinction of the readers gender
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the grip on your bow loosens as your palms start to sweat; your breath slowing, mind getting foggy. you don't know how you ended up in this situation, but you aren't complaining.
the choice between leaving your marui this morning and going to practice hunting skills instead of sitting with kiri under the sun was a hard decision. your father complains about you not doing enough practice or tsahik training. so you might as well go make him proud, right?
you've been in this tree for a fucking hour. eclipse is starting soon, you see it, and not even one fucking animal. great. you're about to give up until something running past the bushes catches your attention. whatever it was disappeared into a nearby cave... a perfect chance to get your first catch of the day, your gonna take it!
slowly stalking your way to the cave from above was easy. getting a good listen of the animal helped better determine the location of it, so that was your first task. pressing the left side of your torso, head, and hip to the top of the cave gave you a clear audio of whatever the fuck was going on inside.
'whatever the fuck' because you genuinely didn't FUCKING KNOW. the sound was weird, so much shuffling, sighing, then silence. a whoooleeeee bunch of silence. nada. nothing. until squelching and whining was the only thing filling your ears. one thing you did know, was that this was not an animal. you're certain.
"haaaaaaah- oh fuuuuck." echoes throughout the cave. if you didn't know any better, you'd think that person was injured. confused, you cant decide if the guttural moans coming from the person inside said cave were absolutely disgusting or the hottest thing on pandora.
coming to your senses you realize you're guiltily enjoying this. you needed to know who this was, and fast.
carefully setting down your bow and climbing to peer over the edge of the cave, you find lo'ak sitting with his legs slightly spread, eyes closed, head all the way back, mouth agape. and most importantly, stroking his cock.
whining and bucking his hips he chases closer to his release. you watch him intently, analyzing his every move. how he brought his fist up to play with his puffy tip and how he would writhe violently with a loud moan. he was so verbal, you couldn't tell if he was always on the edge or just reaaalllyyy enjoying himself. "ugh! fuckfuckfuck- mmmm...ughhh."
you couldn't ignore the wetness growing in your own cloth.
you watched and watched, even until the moment he came undone. the sight was pure joy. this is way better than any hunting session. you didn't even notice him open his eyes, so busy staring at his still-hard dick.
"HOLY SHIT!" his loud voice scared you both. "FUCK!" you screamed, jumping back. there's two ways to get out of this situation: seduce him, or run. "y/n? how long were you there?" lo'ak asked subsequently and scared.
"the whole time. definitely the whole time." your voice muffled by your hands dragging across your face. lo'ak groaned in embarrassment while pulling his knees up to his chest and tucking his head down. he's in this position for about 30 seconds until he shoots up in surprise when your hands find his arms. "you're still hard lo'ak," you whisper in his over-sensitive ear. "let me help you."
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mcbreedme · 1 year
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fuuuuck I just wanna meet up w someone on a street corner and get fingered until I cum for them, out in public where anyone could hear me ughhh
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tiredmamaissy · 1 year
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I just don’t know anymoreee. I wanna edge lo’ak/Neteyam ‘till they’re crying and pleading to cum forgetting about their pride…
“P-please mommy- just w-wanna cum, j-just wanna- fuuuuck. I’ve been g-good- shit, sooo goood all for you mama pleaseee”
And when you finally do let them release…
“Yes! Oh great mother, thank you! Thank you! D-don’t stop please mama, wan’ cum sooo baaad. I love you- ngh so much, so fucking much. Ughhh I-im cumming, c-can I cum? Pleasee?”
But I also wanna overstimulate them until they can’t cum anymore…
“F-fuck! N-no more, please baby, s-shit! I mean m-mommy, there’s no more. N-nun’ left. I’m shooting fuckin’ blanks mama, pleeaseee. B-break, j-jus’ a few minut- ahhh I’m cuming again! Mommy! Mommy!”
And then just passing out afterwards, dick overused and sensitive to the touch.
(I have a heavy mommy kink, as you can see🤭)
GAH how am i just seeing this 😭 you did this drabble yourself babes. i love edging so damn much ugh. it's the "i'm shooting fuckin' blanks" for me :')
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mrvlbimbo · 2 years
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Eddie and bimbo!reader fuck a groupie HCs
<3 The first time would be kinda awkward, like she'd have a list of rules written up in pink sparkly pen and she's reading them off while stuttering slightly
<3 Eddie is like "it's ok babe, you can do it."
<3 This was mostly her idea, he didn't want to make her jealous or anything but they did both see an opportunity with all these adoring fans
<3 whatever poor guy or girl theyre doing it with is going to be their last priority, like they’re so caught up in eachother and literally the other person is just there for pleasure
<3 but hey, it’ll make for a hell of a story
<3 she gives incredible head, he always brags about it. And now he’s got a chance to show her off.
<3 he’ll stand right there, petting her hair and praising her while she sucks the hell out of some guy’s dick
<3 dude is literally shaking like nobody’s business and he has the nerve to say it’s not that good
<3 Eddie is seething, he’s not usually a rough dom during sex but this mf is being bratty as hell and no one disrespects his girl
<3 hes like “you think you can do better? Get over here and show me.”
<3 obviously he makes sure it’s ok with her first, it’s a little crude and blunt he’s like “hey babe. Is it alright if this dude sucks me off”
<3 and like the fuckin minx she is she just replies “only if I get to watch.”
<3 so basically he’s just making out with her while he gets his dick sucked by some groupie, her occasionally pulling back to watch because he “looks so pretty when he’s getting his dick sucked” as she always says
<3 he’s looking into her eyes when he cums, her mouth muffling his moans and pushing the guy’s head down to swallow everything.
<3 and then he says “now you’re gonna fuck my girl. Best pussy you’re ever going to get. And don’t you dare cum inside her. Only I get to cum inside her”
<3 “yeah. Only my Eddie gets to cum inside me.”
<3 poor guy has to pull out just before he finishes because Eddie is just giving him this death glare
<3 he totally did not realize how horny and simultaneously pissed off seeing someone else rail his girlfriend would make him feel
<3 and then it’s his turn and he’s cocky as fuuuuck he’s like talking shit the whole time like “this is how a real man fucks. Lookit her, you think you could make her feel like this. Hell no, only I can make her feel like this.”
<3 she just nods, utterly fucked out from the brutal pace he’s thrusting into her with
<3 after he cums inside her he pulls out to show off her leaking hole
<3 “look how good my girl looks filled up with my cum.”
<3 then he’s shooing the guy out so they can be alone and he doesn’t even know his name “Goodbye Dave, It’s Dave right?”
<3 “dan actually,” he corrects
<3 “ok Daniel. We’re done here. Have a nice night or whatever,” he comments, shutting the door and getting back in bed to cuddle his gf
<3 i can also imagine bimbo!reader making a friend during the show and bringing her backstage and Eddie rlly wants to fuck like right then and he doesn’t appreciate the intrusion and she’s like “well, can she stay?”
<3 flash forward to Eddie fucking his gf from behind while she plays with the other girl’s tits and fucks her with a vibrator
<3 she’s a lot nicer afterword than Eddie, getting the girl a drink and giving her a sweet kiss on the cheek before making her leave
<3 as time goes on they get better at it and it’s literally just the two of them overstimulating the hell out of whoever is brave enough to be their newest toy
<3 Eddie and bimbo!reader domming together is so goals ughhh I love them so much <3
Also I think I’m gonna start doing my drabbles in this style Lmk if u like it
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brisquad-unit-4402 · 1 year
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Hello unit 4402!
So tomorrow's luxiem new outfit reveal and judging from the silhouette, we're hoping for some ponytail shu yamino. Can't help but come back to your mini hcs about him having his hair tied up and reveal his neck..
Ok im sorry i've fallen too deep into this rabbit hole called simping for shu yamino i should be going by now bye have a nice day ashwbshwuqwjkl
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no ur right. but while i’m at it. BRUH I WAS RIGHT. I WAS SO RIGHT. WHY IS HE SO FUCKING HOT EVEN WHEN ALL WE HAVE IS A SILHOUETTE. I’M SO MAD. CAN YOU NOT SAVE ANY DRIP FOR THE REST OF US KING. FUCK OFFFFFF
but also not really bc we as a society have not talked enough about shu with long hair being so pretty and now i’m glad that we can address what a massive fucking dub that is. i could be going so insane rn.
you guys are sooooo lucky i’m too tired to type out how handsome shu is. soooo lucky i can barely think in full sentences much less articulate how nice it is to see his face in all its amethyst glory and still be able to comb through his hair through your fingers.
dude i’m so gone rn i wanna kiss his forehead SO BAD. maaaan. he deserves a million and one kisses and all the love in the world, he’s actually so gorgeous and has such a comfortable personality. he’d be so modest and shy when you tell him that too. all blushy and stuttery even after you kiss every inch of his face and the top of his head and his exposed neck, which isn’t used to his hair being out of the way and shivers so much at just the feeling of your lips on his nape. he just goes from stuttery to speechless the more intense you get against his skin like he’s your territory, and your hands in his ponytail can go from relaxing to hot real fast. you’ve got the driving wheel in your hands and he’s willing to follow your lead even when he thinks all your love against his neck is what will make his heart explode
(also uhhh. idk how to integrate this one here but corsets cinch the waist and makes them look way smaller than they actually are. so like. either hoel-mama commits to the biceps + sideboob muscle and lets him have such a nice set of abs, or turns out his waist is just that snatched naturally, you know, like he was invented to be perfectly grabbable. or we keep the corset which has to be one of the top 5 pieces of clothing ever. we literally can’t lose)
(update: UGHHH GOD I DIDNT EVEN MENTION HOW HIS PONYTAIL LETS YOU AIM FOR HIS EAR WITH PERCISION AND THE LITTLE MOANS HE MAKES IN RESPONSE. FUUUUCK)
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lostnfounder · 4 months
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[The following is a transcript of an interaction that took place between Lostfield Reporter Ruth Shirbon and “William Keane”.]
[The recording starts to the sound of hesitant, quiet footsteps and muttering.]
R: Can’t believe I’m out of data already. Ughhh. Worst timing ever. 
[A pause for a few seconds, the footsteps slowing to a halt.]
R: Oh no. Where do they keep student files. I forgot to look that up. Fuuuuck.
[The footsteps pick back up again, echoing through the empty hallway.]
R: [Sighing.] I guess the office is a good place to start. I just hope there isn’t an alarm on that door like there is on the main one.
[As they walk, they seem to get more confident, walking at full stride down the long corridor.]
R: God, this place is still… weird. Did they ever install security cam- oh, yep. Hello. Hopefully no one is actually checking this footage. 
[A brief pause, and then a quiet thud on metal.]
R: Heyyy, old locker. Wonder who’s using you now. They probably don’t have nearly as many cool posters, right?
[Dead silence.]
R: Haha, yeah…
[Suddenly, she gasps quietly, and as the recording falls silent again, there’s a distant sound of rustling paper from somewhere down the hallway.]
R: [Whispering.] Oh. Fuck. Is someone else-?
[The sound has stopped.]
R: Am I making that the fuck up…??? No one should- be here. On a Saturday. Other than, like, janitors, or something, but that’s… But there weren’t any cars in the parking lot?? God, okay, yeah, maybe I’m just going crazy.
{I was NOT.}
[Slowly, the footsteps pick back up as they continue. There are no other indications of life within the building until they round the corner and hear the sounds again.]
R: [Whisper shouting.] OKAY. DEFINITELY NOT GOING CRAZY.
[There’s a soft thud as she flattens herself against a wall to peek around the corner, sighing with partial relief when there’s nothing immediately there.]
R: [Still whispering.] Shit, the office door is open. 
[When nothing happens for a few seconds, aside from the continuation of somewhat aggressive page flipping, they slowly begin to creep down the corridor towards it.]
[The door creaks slightly as she opens it slightly more, but the sounds don’t stop, growing louder as the microphone nears their source. The room is completely pitch black.]
[A pause, for a few seconds, only filled by more rustling.]
[And then a click as Ruth flicks on the lights.]
[There’s a figure low to the floor, hunched over an array of discarded paper sheets and files. It’s seemingly engrossed in the reading, until the lights are turned on. He shrieks, quickly turning and pressing itself against a nearby filing cabinet. It appears terrified.]
[Ruth also screams and nearly falls backwards.]
R: Wait, wait, hold on, YOU???
{It’s “Will”. The one from the van and the one that’s been harassing me in my asks.}
W: YOU’RE KIDDING ME. HOW DID- THE SAME PLACE, AGAIN. 
R: UGHHH. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE.
[The figure relaxes somewhat, still seemingly on edge.]
W: When I got new eyes, I... saw this place. I saw it was the highschool my fucking “file” said I went to. Figured my student files would still be here, even if put away. Soo..
[It gestures at the papers.]
W: Tadaaaa. Here we are.
R: Uggghhhhh. You can’t just steal the files before I come looking for them. I have an actual mystery to be solving! What are you even gaining from this? Just want to make your lie more convincing?? It’s not going to work on me, dude.
[He doesn’t respond for a few seconds, staring blankly.]
W: I mean this with the most respect, what the actual fuck are you on about. The fuck’s going on?
R: I’M THE ONE NOT MAKING SENSE. SURE. YOU HAVE SANS EYES, BRO.
W: THEY’RE ROBOTIC, DUDE. FEEL THEM IF YOU WANT, IT'S JUST METAL!
R: NO???
W: GOOD! CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE THEM OUT! 
R: Uh. Actually, I was thinking more like- OH SHIT LOOK OVER THERE!!!
[“Will”’s head turns to the side, its body tensing up again. Fearful?]
[Ruth, immediately, takes a few steps into the room, reaches down, grabs one of the folders, and runs out again. Air rushes past the mic loudly.]
[There’s a shocked yell, before Will follows. His footsteps seem heavily, almost lethargic in their movements.]
W: DUDE! WAIT UP! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST?
R: HAHA!! YOU FELL FOR IT!!
W: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN??
R: That was like, the oldest trick in the book, man! 
W: I didn’t know that, dude! Give me my files back!
R: No!!! They aren’t-
[There is a short yelp and then a loud thud as Ruth trips and falls onto the tiles.]
[The footsteps behind Ruth skid to a halt next to them, and a concerned Will is heard, near the microphone.]
W: Fuck! Ruth, are you okay?! Are you hurt?!
R: No! I mean- yes, of course I’m- Stay back!! [Paper crinkling as she clutches them closer to herself defensively.]
W: Hey, Hey! I’m not gonna take them, I just…fuck, that looked like it hurt. Are you sure you’re okay?
R: Ughhhh, stop trying to trick me. I’m not going to trust you, demon. Trusting one with watching my car was enough.
[Will looked..hurt? By this, and moves back a little.]
W: Do I… Do I look like a demon? I bleed and piss like every other fucking human.
R: Why are you bringing piss into this. Jesus christ man.
W: It was something... nevermind. You’re the one making it weird dude, it’s just part of the body.
R: Can you just, like, leave me alone?? [There’s a sound of heavy boots stepping onto the floor as they stand up again, unsteadily at first.] I don’t understand why you need to be so hung up on impersonating him.
W: [Angrily, seemingly exasperated.] I am not impersonating anyone!! I’m a fucking human being, called William Keane, and I am so fed up of people telling me who the fuck I am! I’m a person! I just want to find out who the fuck I was after being through a shitshow for three years! Is that so much to fucking ask?! [He had tears running down its face. He just looked so tired.]
R: [Sounds slightly shaken up.] Whoa, whoa, okay, man. It’s not that serious. 
W: It… isn't that serious? [It barks out a mournful laugh.] I’ve been told for so fucking long, that I’m something I’m not. “The Archivist”. That fucking... I... You cant... you can’t blame me for holding onto my identity.
R: I’m not blaming you for anything, I just- Goddd, I just wanted to get in and out of here, this didn’t have to be a whole thing. Please man.
[Will dives for the papers Ruth is holding, trying to grab them.]
R: Whoa, WHOA!! NO!!! HEY!!!
W: I NEED TO KNOW, RUTH!! I'M SORRY!
R: YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING! I DO!! LET GO!!!
W: I’M THE PERSON THEY’RE ABOUT! NO!!!
R: NO, YOU’RE NOT.
[Will slaps at Ruth’s hand, not doing much damage.]
[Ruth shouts in dismay and does the exact same thing back, and soon they’re both just batting at each other while Ruth attempts to keep the papers away from it.]
W: Please I just... I need to know… wait. 
R: If you point over my shoulder and say “Look over there” I will bite you.
W: I mean, yes but also. Listen.
R: What do you-
[Faintly, there’s a sound of distant sirens, which seem to be getting progressively louder by the second.]
R: Oh, fuck. 
W: [Quieter] Shit. The door. Ruth, take them and leave. Get out of here.
R: [Hissed.] What?? No, what about- I mean, what are you planning?? Why would you just let me-??
W: Because I don’t want you hurt! I.... [Will pauses, seemingly trying to rebuild its composure. He looks at the floor.] I'm sure I have family out there, maybe. I… please. Just go, I’ll… I’ll deal with these fucks.
[The sirens are very loud now, like they’re right outside.]
R: I-
[There’s a shout from outside the building.]
?: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!
R: Ohhhh fuck oh fuck oh shit. 
W: Ruth, hide. Please. [Will steps backwards, in the direction of the entrance.]
R: Dude- how?? They- They probably have the building fucking surrounded by now!!
W: Hide under a desk or something? I think, as long as I make it seem I'm alone... man, it’s the only idea I have. Please, I... I don't want you to have a criminal record because of me. That's... it.
[There’s a sound of a door slamming open somewhere down the corridor.]
R: I never should’ve fucking come back here. 
[A cacophony of different voices erupt, none of them really discernable, as pairs of footsteps pound down the hallway. Everything gets louder for a moment, like the device has been taken out of a pocket, and then cuts off abruptly as the recording is stopped.]
[Transcript end.]
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shoegazingmonad · 5 months
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OHHH. My lord Candy Dirk killing himself to allow Meat Dirk to reach his full potential was supposed to symbolise a Cherub's predomination. Ughhh the candy timeline is primarily associated with Calliope and the meat timeline with Caliborn he's never beating the Caligations fuuuuck
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loverofthewindgod · 2 years
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A Meal Fit for a God
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Warning: (18+) Lord Fujin is hungry for something irresistibly delicious, but the thing is...it's not food 😏😏😏
"Ughhh….."
Confined in his chambers in the middle of the night, Fujin released a long sigh of annoyance and relief as he put a halt to his reading. Months of strenuous deity duties have caught up to him and he sure as hell deserved these few moments of peace. 
"Knock knock?" 
Delighted to hear the all too familiar voice he longed to hear again, Fujin turned around to be welcomed by his beloved Sienna, making her way inside wearing a navy blue nightgown with her hair tied up in a slightly messy bun, looking more beautiful than the midnight sky itself. She placed a tray of fresh wildberry tea and mango slices on the table as she greeted her lover with a kiss.
"The elder gods got you working late nights again huh?" Sienna teased, leaning back comfortably against the table.
Fujin scoffed with a soft smile. "A god's work is never done. What are you doing up so late sweetheart?"
"I noticed your lights were still on so I wanted to check up on you, and brought a little something. It's not a lot, but something." 
"Something from you is always everything. Thank you, my flower". Fujin warmly smiled as he took a sip of the tea. The taste was floral, mellow and soothing for the soul. It felt like he was relaxing in a flower field accompanied by butterflies and birds. He stared quietly at the cup for a moment before looking back at Sienna.  
"What is it? Does it taste good?" 
"It tastes wonderful. It's just that there's something I've been longing to taste again. Something more…succulent." Fujin's tone got a bit deeper and much much sexier, making Sienna blush and brush hair behind her ear to play it cool.
"Really? Well what is it my lord has been craving as of late?" 
Grasping Sienna by the waist, Fujin gently pulled her in front of his gentle, yet lust filled gaze. 
"Oh…"
Sienna couldn't keep the smile from creeping across her face. It was so arousing he way he glanced her body up and down, licking his lips while caressing her hips. His mouth watered for her the second she entered the room.
"Mmm….haaa…haaa..." Sienna melted at the wind god's touch, kisses were placed upon her cleavage as his hands dove beneath her nightgown to fondle her smooth bare skin. She leaned against the table until she was mounted on top and laid flat on her back,  legs spread wide open. Fujin frenched her inner thighs, sopping up the trails of her arousal until he stopped to gaze upon her moist pussy. The very sight pushed him past his very limit and it was time to feast.
"Itadakimasu…."
He wasted no time helping himself, greedily licking and sucking her lip. His tongue penetrated deep inside, swirling around to get a good mouthful of her delectable nectar. She tasted of pure honey and vanilla, such a natural flavor that he couldn't get enough of and he wanted more of his honeysuckle. 
"Nghhhh! Ahhhh!! F-Fujin!!" The sensation drove Sienna crazy. She tugged at his hair, her legs nearly crushing his head as she squirmed about. Fujin kicked back his chair, lifted her legs up and held her down as he picked up the pace, too immersed in his indulgence. 
"Mmm, you taste sooo good, I don't wanna stop…" He slurped and gulped her down crazily, like an animal that hasn't had water for days and comes across a refreshing river. 
"Haaa…haaa..fuck baby I'm gonna- nghhh! I'm g-gonna- AHHH! I'M CUMMMING! I'M CUMMING FUUUUCK!!" The shaolin beauty exploded. Fujin made sure to keep her hips still so he could swallow every last bit of her succulent release. Once a dazed, breathless Sienna came down from her high, Fujin towered over her with a smug look on his face. 
"Just as I remember…" He chuckled before tenderly kissing her. 
"Haaa…haha, would my lord care for a second helping?" Sienna teased, wrapping her legs around Fujin's waist. She was down, but not out…yet.
With an accepting smirk, Fujin carried his delectable damsel off the table and moved the feast over to his bed. The man has sampled many delicacies for many years, but Sienna was definitely a meal best fit for the God of Wind. 
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heloveshisplaything · 10 months
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Fuck just… fuuuuck I wish ughhh
Don't we all?
If you have more ideas about what should I write, feel free to dm me.
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rosemaryannethyme · 3 months
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Ughhh I’m wine drunk and horny as fuuuuck
I bought this long distance app controlled vibe for him to use on me. I want him to play with me so baaad.
But he’s busy 🥲
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6irlpet · 2 years
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i want to fuck you so bad, when i saw your pic all i could picture was myself between your legs pounding my strap into you, slapping your thighs so they get red while i fuck you. i think about slapping your pussy with my cock and something dark grows in me. i want you to sleep soundly and wake up drooling from my fucking ughhh i want to kidnap you so bad i want you to choke on me. Say Daddy out loud for me, yeah?
fuuuuck please i need this so bad, i love getting fucked i need to be fucked i was made to take cock im addicted to being filled up. when i took that first pic my exact thought was trying to get an angle that would be someones pov about to use me, im not even sure how i would beg for it from you... i want to feel myself get fucked and go stupid on your strap, my brain would break having my pussy slapped with it, but.... i also love the idea of being a limp sex doll and waking up confused n needy with my cunt aching from how well u used me....
maybe we can have both? you can start off holding me down and making me scream, then choke me out when i get too loud and keep using my passed out body until ur satisfied <3 ill be perfect for kidnapping then, u can wake me up in my new home with your cock down my throat, choke me on it and slap my face with it while i try to catch my breath <333
u have no idea how this made my thighs squeeze together, i just whispered Daddy to myself so many times , it felt so cute and made me feel so dumb and needy and like i was on my knees looking up begging that i couldnt stop saying it fuck
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mushed-kid · 1 year
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FUUUUCK I DONT WANT TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW BUT I WANT TO SLEEP BUT UGHHH I HATE SCHOOL
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lwybthescreenplay · 2 years
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8:33 am July 3rd
Act I : The Voice Notes
As the sun beamed in on a warm early morning, the cars drove by, the crows cawed melodically while "LOVE" from the Damn album by Kendrick Lamar passed through my mind. "I'm thinking about you again" is what I say to myself. "FUCK!"
Cut to : Mystery Woman pacing back and forth out of her bathroom in her High Rise Apartment in Atlantis.
She just found out she's pregnant after taking 10 different tests.
Here's the catch... She's been celibate for a while... DAMN.
Mystery Woman : LACE! Fuuuuck. What did my baby do? HOW? UGHHH!
She paces faster around her house as her sister Jasmine tries to calm her down
Jasmine : Um.. I think you should... Um I need a minute
Mystery Woman tries hard not to bite on her freshly painted coffin nails in distress
MW: DAMN. DAMNIT. UGH. FUCK. I don't know what to tell her
Jasmine : HER?
Mystery Woman hides her face while slowly backing away into her bathroom like the Homer Simpson Bush Gif
Jasmine slowly sits down, then gets back up quick in confusion.
Jasmine : What do you mean HER??
MW giggles uncontrollably with no remorse. Her sister is concerned and inches closer to the bathroom as she starts clapping in the mirror.
MW: Bravo, Beloved. Bravo.
The bathroom light flickers softly as she collects composure. Jasmine holds on to the door frame and peaks in absolute curiosity while MW puts her hand on the mirror and one on her Womb.
Jasmine slightly scared and very intimidating gulps
Jasmine replies in the softest voice "What do you mean... HER?... "
MW turns her head to her sister while smiling
MW : It's SITNALTA TIME
She quickly wets her face and starts brushing her teeth
MW : Don't be frightened, it's Monday for her, so this is dead the fuck ass just a regular Monday
She tries not to giggle but can't help but saying "She's Looney"
She turns her head to the side while giggling uncontrollably and touching her Womb with tenderness
MW as she sighs with relief : "she's my Looney Bear"
Jasmine : Finish brushing your teeth please! It's muffled and on some real shit she sent too many messages to you. That shit is fucking off
MW spits and puts her tongue out to brush it anxiously and says : well no shit. She shot my club up. Duh.
Jasmine pulls her up quick the toothbrush falls and MW watches her shook
Jasmine : What does that even meeeeaaaaaan??
MW looking at the toothbrush says in a soft voice : That's unsanitary.
She slowly starts to tear up while holding herself. Jasmine watches her and realizes that there's an air of innocence she hasn't seen ever on her sister. "HOLY FUCK" her sister mouthed
MW : Exactly. See! You understand now. Can you kinda let me go now?
Jasmine still in very much confusion let's her sister go and picks up her toothbrush. She grabs one of the many tests, puts the toilet seat down and sits down... So ... You're pregnant?
MW nods and rinses out her mouth
Are you sure sure?
MW looks at her and rolls her eyes while caressing her phone screen
Why ... Why are you doing that?
MW : Well Looney Bear needed to get naughty because she's been too good but there's been what we thought were only 4 bratty douches literally trying to murder her to eat her vagina as an aphrodisiac
Jasmine clenches the toilet and screams "WHAT?!?"
MW hugs her phone nodding in sadness trying not to cry
MW : they tried to kill my Lyre
Jasmine: hold up...
Silence fills the room as the lights starts to flicker
MW sighs, looks into the mirror and says calmly while placing the phone on the mirror
MW : Tweeka TWEEK HADOUKEN.
Jasmine giggles and ask what was that?
MW : Idiots who blew up her ACTUAL soul and are reaaaally trying to end her before their consequences get to them. She's actually THEE Virgo the Tarot talks about... Idk how she's all the signs right now but it's... Clutch as fuck not gonna lie
Jasmine face palms and sighs while laughing
Jasmine : you are off your rockets man. I wanna meet her. Can we met her?
MW: well... It's them?
Jasmine gets up fast in curiosity
MW: Well first of all... She's married... Twice now
She said as she smirks to the mirror and whispers "return to sender" then knocks on the mirror 4 times
Jasmine is shook
MW puts her phone down on the bathroom counter
Jasmine : um...girl?
MW: We... We have to go to France...
Jasmine giggling and busts out in a dance screaming "How?!"
MW: Well... We caught 22.
Jasmine moonwalking out of her bathroom saying "I don't know what it means but I needed a vacation"
MW following her out the bathroom laughing picking on her like when they were younger, older sisters never really change, they'll always be that little devil steering you right.
MW: dance battle!
Jasmine : bet?
MW : wait! But first... I kinda need to- she clears her throat and softly says "DND"
Jasmine stops dancing and shakes her head while grabbing her keys "I don't need to know what that means"
MW : stares up to her ceiling... She hears wedding bells... Aww baby
She sits down
Jasmine still very confused : dude! I don't care! I'ma go get some stuff, no way! I'm an aunt now! I don't care! Bye! Bye!
MW: looks out at the view and stares at the purple Talarias hugging her pillow blushing, she gently wipes her tear.
I knew you loved me more, but not like this... Fine ! Let's go.
She gets up and goes to her bathroom, goes on Air France and orders the first plane ticket to Clermont-Ferrand France, she sighs while shaking her head in disbelief at the prices
Oh that's why you were telling me to hurry my ass up.... Oh... Oh- she throws up in her bathroom sink again, grips it hard, spits and immediately rinses her mouth out.
FUCK IT! whatever is needed to stop this fucking chiffonade
She bites her lip and talks to herself softly
Baby, I know you're horny... Stop playing with me like that... Ugh you're the shittiest spy ever. FUCK! You win! You won!
She grips the sink harder and let's go in ecstasy as she holds on to her chest . Her Looney Bear is thinking about her a lot... thinking about her to death...
MW : la petite mort... Lovely
She rinses her face off one last time giggling, grabs her towel and looks in the mirror and drops it in surprise, it knocks her back and she collapses on her toilet, she orgasms on the spot "DADDY! WAIT. Fuuuuck!"
Jasmine confusedly looks at her, MW jumps embarrassed and hides her face behind her hands
MW: I thought you left... Oh noooo
Jasmine laughing uncontrollably "oh you got it baaaad
MW gets up quickly and tells her sister to get out politely
Jasmine backs up in surprise
MW: what?
Jasmine : um... Your eyes are blue?
MW : fuck is you talming about nigga?
Jasmine : Nah ho, fuck is you talking about?
MW : wait... Wait...
She slowly backs into the bathroom and looks in the mirror
MW: oh... GAME ON!
Jasmine : I like Looney Bear!
MW: oh... You're gonna like her even more.. but first.. um... We need a family meeting... There's... Things we have to... Listen to
Jasmine nodding in instigation : oh I like her... I liker ass a lot
MW bites her lip and asks... You wanna see what she looks like?
Jasmine : nah... I wanna film that airport first meeting. I don't wanna know ANYTHING
MW : what day is it? Oh no no
She paces to her room and looks at the bag of gifts she bought for her Looney Bear
She hugs herself in amazement. FUCK ME ACE! she yells to herself
Jasmine casually records her sister
Jasmine : oh she's fun
MW : A.F.
MW turns her head and realizes that her sister is recording her.
MW: Go to your room man!
Jasmine : nah, I like this new you
MW sits on her bed and sighs profusely
MW : Looney Bear, what did you do?
Jasmine : So... When are we leaving?
MW: in 6 hours. I'm NOT doing 4th of July here. Plus, there's money I gotta give her.
Jasmine : what?
MW: Pussy, Money, Weed boo. That's my au pair. Get in on it babe. We been woke
Jasmine tilts her head in intrigue.
Jasmine : so that bag?
MW : she's gonna come for it
Jasmine: what?
MW : oh we're not spending 4th of July here. Plus her husband has been complaining about being broke for the longest
Jasmine walks straight to window and opens it and screams "what the fuck?!"
MW eyebrow lifts slowly
MW: she's cool like that
Jasmine : HOLD UP.
MW lays back on her bed, grabs small paintings from under her pillow and holds them dear to her heart
Jasmine : WHO IS SHE
MW : My Au Pair
Jasmine : that's not helping
MW : whatever. We just have to get dad, mom and well you get it. We have to listen to specific voice notes and fly out. But we'll be back by Friday. We have to spook the world
Jasmine starts smirking
Jasmine : oh I looove Looney Bear now
MW : Match made in heaven, right?
Jasmine : absofuckinglutely
MW : LaFrancé
Jasmine : wait... So... You're french now?
MW nods while covering her face with the paintings
MW : She's coming over by Thursday and she's not gonna be here... Not yet... I need to get some stuff done. But pack your bags, we're visiting Salem
Jasmine yells "Salem?!?"
MW nods while giggling
Jasmine : DUDE! NO WAY NO WAY!
MW : let's go. That's enough. Just pack a few things. We're gonna go back and forth for a bit until we find the rhythm
Jasmine : oh.. I LOVE THIS NEW YOU
Jasmine slow claps and yells out the window "BRAVO LOONEY BEAR"
MW : NIGGA!
jasmine quickly closes the windows and realizes she ticked her sister off and rushes to her room while calling her best friend
MW : MAH NIGGA. REALLY? Can you at least close the door?!
She sighs, gets up, closes her door and locks it.
Theres a coolness in the air that lingers... MW realizes that sometimes the greatest gift come from the most unexpected places.
MW : You're mine. You've always been... See you this Tuesday... At the Mercure hotel in Clermont Ferrand. Enough is enough plus I'm tired of stalking you on those anon apps. I'm sorry I'm so shy.. you caught me my Looney Pooh... Together forever. Fuck it! Good thing I saved that playlist before you'd self destruct... Ugh! STAHP with the whining I'm coming over Mars! UGH. My baby warned meee. Whatever.
I need a nap.
Done at 11:11 am.
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But there's a problem,, my thesis. By November I'll be finishing it up. I'll be really close to defend it. Fuuuuck. Would it be that bad if I dissappear for a week when all I should be doing is working on it? I've seen some of my friend on the finish line of their thesis. They wouldn't even sleep. 😣😣😣 Ughhh but I wanna goooo. I never wanna do things. It's rare that I care so much abt something. :( I wanna see my friends
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