#ugh i'm so fucking in love with him pls send help

[bradshawsbitch]

better late than never.

#ugh i'm so fucking in love with him pls send help #lewis pullman #lewis pullman gifs #rhett abbott #cause i can #bob floyd #lp* #my gifs

[adams-angels]

I want to see my man in pain, Adam break down after reader said they want to break up (fluff in the end pls) 😞

I reaaaally enjoyed writing this

I love pain 🥹

💖 Please send me requests! Send me your own headcanons! I will draw! I'm obsessed rn!💖

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Adam POV

It was a normal night. Out talking to some babes. Tellin' them how great I am. Because, well, I AM! HA! I'm the first fucking man! These bitches swarm me. Who am I to deny them. I check my phone a see y/n has text me. "Ugh, what do you want now you needy fuckin'" I can't believe what I'm reading.

"we're done."

My heart sinks. Why is it sinking. I don't care. I'm fucking ADAM!! Adam stands, pushing away the crowd of angels surrounding him and tries calling you. "Come on.. come on, pick up, you dumb bitch." No answer. NO FUCKING ANSWER. His head spins. Panic sets in as. This isn't happening. Not again.

You think you're better than me?! You're nothing! I'm Adam!! I can get ANYONE I FUCKING WANT YOU THINK I NEED YOU?!

I'VE GOT TONS OF BITCHES WAITING FOR ME!

I DONT NEED YOU I NEVER NEEDED YOU!

He tries calling you again. No answer. "FUCK!" He expands his wings and shoots up, smashing through the skylight. He continues to text and call as he makes his away to your apartment. "FUCKING ANSWER ME!" He screams into his phone. By the time he arrives at your apartment he calms himself down, "I can get them back." He thinks to himself as he lands on your balcony. "They didn't mean it. They couldn't of."

As he reaches for the handle of the sliding door his hand shakes. "No, no, no, no." He grips onto his wrist stepping back from the door, being stopped my the railing. He slides down to the floor. "No, no, no...." His voice cracks, fear, sadness, anger. He never let himself get close. At least that's what he told himself. After the second wife also betrayed him he swore he'd never care so he would never hurt. But somewhere along the way, he fell for you. Although he denied himself.

He rushed to remove his mask, feeling like he can't breathe. Once he got it off he threw it aside. Clutching at his chest as tears escaped from his eyes. "No, no, no.." he whimpered. He sat on the floor for an hour. Thinking about you. What he did wrong. If he did something terrible. Why you're ending it. There wasn't even anything to end and yet his world felt like it was crashing around him.

Once he calmed down he leaned forward and sighed. Wiping his cheeks as he stood up and put his mask back on. He reached for the handle, hesitating before opening the sliding door. He sees you in your bed, asleep. He closed the door quietly and just watched you. For about half an hour before he realised how much a creep he's being. He walked into your livingroom. He's been here plenty times before. He memorized the layout.

He walks over to one of your succulents. You loved them. Once he came over and accidentally knocked one on the floor. You were so upset. He didn't see the big deal but he still went out of his way to buy you a new pot for it and a new succulent altogether. Just something to say he was sorry without actually saying sorry. He smiled as he remembered your joy. He sat on the couch and waited.

A couple hours later he heard rustling in your room. He shot up from the couch and heading to your bedroom, freezing at the doorway as he sees you wake. You scream in surprise, falling off your bed. He noticed your phone falling off the nightstand with you. His chest tightens. Your phone. Those horrible texts. "Adam?! What the hell are you doing in my apartment?!" You yell at him, snapping him out of his thoughts.

He stands there, feeling awkward. "You want to leave me?" He asked, trying hard to not break his voice. You tut, he watches at you stand, wanting to help but to afraid to move. "You say that like you cared." You snap, picking your phone up from the floor. "Don't look at that." He took a step towards you, reaching out but you recoiled. "Why? You next me nasty shit? Telling me I'm worthless? That I was lucky to -" he interrupted, "y/n, I'm sorry. I just want to know what I did wrong."

Adam braces himself. For you to yell. For you to scream. For you to tell him you love someone else. "I just... I can't... I don't want to be a place holder for you." His shoulders slump down he hesitantly steps closer to you "What are you talking about?" He carefully slides his hand under yours "I don't want to be someone you just use until you find someone better." His fingers interlace with your as his other hand brushes your hair from you face. His breath catches seeing your red, watery eyes "I just want to be... I don't know, Adam."

His hand cups your face. He looks into your eyes and for the first time in eons he chose to be vulnerable. "Be mine?" He watches you shrug. Rightfully assuming you've misunderstood his request he clarifies "no, I'm asking. Be mine." The way you look at him makes his chest tighten in fear. "What?" He recoiled. "I mean, maybe we could start again? Like.. properly?"

"You mean like.. date? What happened to "I don't date. I'm the first man. I have the first penis ever bla bla!"" He glares at you. Of course you'd remember that. "I don't sound like that." "You do." Adam brow furrows in in frustration. "Whatever, y/n, please. I can't lose you. I don't want to lose you. Please don't leave me." He felt pathetic. He was pathetic. "I'll have to think about it." His chest tightened. His heart beating a million miles a minute. You'd see how pale he would be if he wasn't wearing the mask. "H-how long will that take?" He asked, desperation leaking out of him.

"I don't know, Adam." You shrug. The air was thick. He was struggling to breath and needed to get out of there. "I really care about you, y/n. You have to believe me, babe." He kisses your hand before releasing it. "Just.. uh... Delete those texts. I didn't mean any of it." He heads to the sliding door he entered from, opening it and expanding his wings as he jumps off. He looks behind to see if you watched leave like you've done so maybe times before. But you're not there.

It's been a month. A whole month. It should feel like nothing to him considering how long he's been in existence yet it feels like a years. He sees you about. With your friends. Getting groceries. Whenever his eyes catch on to you he freezes. No matter what he's doing.

He can't keep this up. He didn't want to pressure you. Make you feel like you had to choose him. But fuck he needed you to choose him. He was in his office. But he couldn't focus. He was so tired, not being able to sleep well without you. Even if he didn't sleep the whole night it was always nice knowing you were there no matter what. At least that's what he used to think.

He checked his phone to see nothing from you. It was too much. He was alone. You were never coming back. No one ever comes back. Lilith left him. Eve left him. Now you. "Fuck. FUCK!" He picks up his coffee and punts it at the wall. He can't stay here. He needs to find you. He needs you back.

He swung the door open and there you were. He couldn't believe it. He thought you'd at least text him. Not show up at his office! His feathers were literally ruffled, his office looks like a bombs hit it. "Y/n?" He said softly, it was like time stopped for a minute. He wish it did. Then he could scoop you in his arms and never let you leave. He snapped back into reality changing his expression quickly, not want anyone to see a softer side to him. "Come in." He stands aside letting you in to his office. He hates that you didn't text. He would of cleaned up there were documents everywhere, a smashed mug on the floor and coffee stains on the wall. He hated it was such a mess for you. "Bad day?" You commented he grumbled in response. "There are no bad days in heaven." He mumbled as he slumps down on his office chair.

Resting his chin on the back of his hand as he watches you walk over to his office window, opening it. The musky smell almost dissipating immediately "So... I thought about it." He perks up, sitting straight, watching you like a hawk. "And?"

"and I'm willing to start again. Properly." He immediately bolts from his chair, wrapping his arms around you. "Fuck, thank fucking Christ. Don't do that to me again. Please." His voice breaks, wings surrounded the both of you. "Please, I'm sorry. I'll treat you so much better." "Promise?" "Yes, promise."

～⁠♡✧⁠｡ I really hope you enjoyed! I'm not a writer by any means but I appreciate any support I receive so thank you for reading! ｡✧⁠♡～⁠

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel adam x reader #adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam smut

[straightupsickfics]

oh, i truly love 🎋itchy nose/throat/ears + 🥰soft reassurance for stede, pls? with ed <33 thank you!

oh this is so cute for them <3 a little thing inspired by this post + random modern au allergic stede + some softkink ed maybe ...

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Stede has made his displeasure quite clear from the start this morning, burying his face in his pillow, in Ed's shoulder, even into the blankets as he sniffles and sneezes and complains about the ridiculous pollen count.

(I don't even have to look, Ed... snf! Snf! I c-can-hh! Hdt'TSH! Feel it... ugh, snf!)

Ed, of course, is making it his personal mission to distract Stede from how much he hates the springtime, and his nose, and the trees and flowers and grasses in bloom outside their window, each determined to drive him and his poor nose crazy for the next few weeks.

Stede had woken up with his whole head a mess of itchy irritation, complaining that even the roof of his mouth itched.

Ed had kissed him about it, right on his pink-flushed, irritated nose, which had earned him a laugh and another quiet whine, and a good few more sneezes for the effort. The problem is that, despite all Stede's complaining and apologizing and sensitivity, Ed can't help but find the whole thing ridiculously ... attractive.

"Sensitive, aren't you?" Ed hums, dragging his lips across Stede's collarbones and smiling delightedly when he writhes away from the soft press of lips, breath hitching and nose twitching. How that manages to set him off, Ed will never know, but he can't say he minds, either.

"hH'eiishh! iID'TSH! tsh! huh'TSHH! Ngh..." Stede manages to wriggle away long enough to bury his nose into a handful of tissues, though blowing his nose only seems to shake something loose and sets him off sneezing three more times, all in quick succession.

"God bless you," Ed says, pulling Stede back in close. "I'll make you some tea when you're feeling up for it..." he offers. "Mm, nope, no more of that," he adds when Stede tries to hide his face in the crook of Ed's neck. He rolls over so he's laying on top of Stede, legs bracketing his hips, playfully holding him in place.

"Edward," Stede gasps, and Ed can't tell if it's in surprise or irritation or another—

"Hh'Dtshh!"

"Bless," Ed murmurs, then leans down to kiss him again. Stede's nose is damp where it presses against Ed's, and he mutters something about looking unsanitary that makes Ed laugh and roll his eyes.

"Not on your life, mate," Ed promises him. "Y'look fucking amazing, all the time. It's not fair, really. I'm suffering."

"You're suffering?" Stede repeats, indignant.

"Mm," Ed agrees. Though it's not true, not even a little, tucked up here in bed with Stede beneath him, warm and sensitive and smiling despite himself. Before Stede can say anything else, Ed tucks a stray piece of hair back behind his ear, leaning down to brush a kiss along the shell of his ear while he's at it.

Stede's breath snags again at the touch, and he doesn't even make it all the way through his rushed "Going to sndeeze again'd" before he really is sneezing again.

“hd’ISCHhh! ht’DSCHih! -h’dtTSH!”

They're quick, itchy-sounding things, muffled against Ed's shoulder and sending a rush of warm arousal curling right through him.

"God, I'mb s-sorry," Stede manages, scrubbing a hand over his face. "Somehow that managed to sneak up on mbe," he explains, still sniffling.

Ed shrugs, tells him again that it's okay, that he really doesn't mind, that he'll stay here just like this all day if Stede likes.

Ed would like it, if he's honest. It's really not fair how this man manages to be both hot and adorable all at once, entirely at the mercy of the season in bloom all around them.

"...And bless you, like, a million times," Ed says, still not letting Stede out from under him, instead mouthing soft, ticklish little kisses along Stede's shoulder.

"You're a menace, has anyone ever told you that?" Stede sniffles, though he leans up and brushes their noses together, just quickly, before he kisses Ed until he can't anymore, his nose too stuffed up to allow him to linger too long.

"Mm, you," Ed mutters. He's really only half-coherent by this point, content to drag Stede back down into another kiss.

"Not just me, surely."

"Nah, it's definitely just you," Ed says, meeting his eye an smiling wickedly now as he settled back into their kiss. Outside, there's birds chirping and flowers blooming and allergy meds and tea await them in the kitchen, but for now...

Yeah. Just Stede.

#kajdhfjasdf #them #softersteve #spring prompts #of//md #my fic

[aeripq]

Hii baby, love what you write <3

Can I request a romantic matchup pls?

My name is Barbara but everybody calls me barbs :)

I would like my matchup to be male, I'm a female, an ENFP-T, my traits are maybe good listener, empathic, mature and caring.

I enjoy painting and photography, my love language is time quality and acts of service.

My eneagram type is #7, I'm a virgo, 21 yo I kin a lot Draken best boy and Shinichiro.

My favs, color purple, I don't have a favorite animal I lovem all but I have cats, my favorite drink is taro smoothie, I don't have a favorite movie cause there are a lot that I love.

My ideal first date would be at an arcade or amusement park or a beach and kiss scenario would be maybe like questioning my s/o where the relationship is going and if they really want to be serious with me,that kind of vibe and then they kiss me to demonstrate that they love me.

I feel like I would be really good friends with Mitsuya, chifuyu and Ken but like he would be my crush and all.

And I wouldn't like boten members cause the whole situation with them gives me anxiety and makes me kinda sad 😞

And that's all,love you bestie and I hope you have a lovely day everyday. 💗

[a/n — heya barbs (is it ok if i call ya that?)!! thanks for sending this in <333 i hope you enjoy your matchup!! <333]

generating matchup...

matchup generated! ooh, this one's a good one. you're super lucky!! your tokyo revengers matchup is...

SEISHU INUI !!

your song: you by regard, troye sivan, and tate mcrae your aesthetic: picture link

headcanons of the two of you:

— when inui first met you, he fell, and fell hard. your natural bubbliness, kindness, and charming empathy made you beautiful to him. whenever he needs you, you're always there to listen and give him advice if he asks. he loves how patient you are too— you're literally an angel to him, and he constantly wonders how he got so lucky. — he finds your creative hobbies really interesting, and he freezes in his tracks whenever you ask to paint him or take a photo of him. he'll oblige, but will probably do a really dorky pose that makes both of you giggle. <33 — inui was definitely loved by your cats as soon as he met them; but he can't help it. he's a cat guy. — he's constantly entranced by how fucking pretty and elegant you are each and every day, and again, is constantly wondering how he got so lucky. — he loves when you come to visit him at his shop later in the day, and cheerfully babble about your day to him. he doesn't always understand or hear you, mostly because he's just staring at you, but he'll smile and nod along nonetheless, because ugh he just loves ya sm </333 — bro but you two are literally so cute while writing this im literally just like: <33333 ehehe *giggles*

#remi — matchup

[seondypizza]

I was watching a tv serial and here are the notes I took on the main characters.

Character 1:

Introduced as Mr. Perfect.

Has cute dog, tiger.

Dude, chill (variant of daddy, chill but ew no but I guess it would work too)

DILF (noice glasses)

Frown at me like that, ugh (ignore this lol)

Bro gets what bro wants (Ruthless dawg, go king)

No mistakes 😃

He's so sweet, what the fuck.

Hotel owner (Bro can COOK)

Can launch objects into space (NASA, ISRO HIRE HIM)

Someone give him a hug, dudeee

My spirit animal 🤠

I wish someone would yell at me THAT CALMLY

Is he secretely in love? 🤨 (no he's not nvm)

Character 2:

Needs help, pls send her love, oh my lorddd

Accident Prone (extremely) but means well for everyone

Dude, I fucking love her (Protection squad assemble)

3 things (What's the 3rd thing? Huh?)

Actress

She's traumatized bro (#relatable)

Commentary like a boss

Preach!

I will fight these people, just tell me when!

She always ends up in wild af scenarios, damn give her a break. 😞🙏

Yasss! Go gurl!

She's a FIGHTER! DESSICATE, DECIMATE,DEFEAT EVERYONE WHO'S AGAINST YOU, WE'RE (I'M) WITH YOU

[supermarketbae]

U BET UR ASS IM QUOTING EVERY LINE AND COMMENTING:

Ugh ugh ugh. I love love how cute the beginning is him helping her with the corset, and ofc hes groaning in her neck mumbling - what a slut lmaoo. Gosh I love angry billy🫶🏼😩😩

"I guess I have to remind you who you belong to then" he rasps mouth harshly coming to bite at your neck- I LOVE MEAN BILLY

Shut the fuck up-god sweetheart I'm already so hard for you- shoulda-ah-should've fuckin thought of that when you were whoring out for Jason huh? - PLEASE I LOVED THIS SO MUCH, ofc he’s already hard for me, gosh he’s so jealous and mean.

"c'mon darlin' shut that pretty mouth of yours, d-don't-goddd-don't w-want your friends to hear you moaning my name like a slut huh?" You whimper out muffled as he bends you over the small sink counter, other hand coming to knead into your ass before giving it a rough slap. "Billy~ ohmygod-please babyyy!" you whine as his hands come to play with your hardened nipples. He tsks eyes trailing over your wiggling figure - idk where to begin with this. I want him to be so mean to me I love this😭😭😭😭😭

he unbuckles his belt, the small clinks of metal sending a shiver down your spine.- love the details.

Or is it for Jason hmm? you think-ah-fuckin take it darlin' justttt like that- you think he could fuck you like this?" you whimper shaking your head vigorously spasming as he grips your hips slamming them back onto his. "Words, darlin'" Billy huskily mumbles to you - LMAOO THE QUESTION PLS I LOVE HOW SERIOUS HE IS. FUCK YES I LOVE THIS PARA TOO. Also ‘huskily mumbles’ bye

Billy-'m soso sorry baby pleasee I can't s'too good." you slur, you feel like your coming apart at the seams as he rams his thick cock into you. "Awh is my dumb little whore crying for me-such a pretty little thing.” - I’m short circuiting I don’t even know how to respond here

He groans as you sobs spike in volume "You can take it darlin', I-oh god baby squeezing me so fucking tight-I know you can take it-so gooodd for me!" Billy purrs to you whimpering.

Yep I’m losing words on what to say cus it’s so good, I LOVE this para. The first phrase

Billy moans into the shell of your ear softly as you come down from your high. A warm blush fills your cheeks at his praises.

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 AAAAAAAA I don’t even know I can’t comment on this properly cus I’m feeling so tingly from this entire smut

EEEEEEEEEE babe I literally cannot with you your so sweet idk how you even stumbled onto my tiny little blog but you can bet the entirety of my black wardrobe IM SO GLAD!!! I love writing your requests and TALKING TO YOU WHILE I WRITE THE FIC???? I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while!! My request will always be open for you, I love all your ideas!! *hands cookie and hugs*

#i love my mutuals #linaanswers #you're too much bb #like seriously #you're too sweet #LOVE U

[stayxlix]

CHAPTER 4 LET’S GAURRR!

Ooh ‘the eighth’ sounds sexy Welcome back to season 3 ( or 2?) of Julian’s play-by-play commentary hehe🤭 Sorry in advance for how long this ask is gonna be.

“You will come across many soulmates in your current lifetime. But that doesn't mean you will get to keep them.” WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?😃Pls don’t raise my blood pressure from the get-go. Anyways concept photos ate as always. Bottom left one is my favourite. The minsung one is kinda unsettling tho… foreshadowing maybe👀

Btw Minho best not give me a hard time this chapter I literally do NOT have the capacity to deal with his beef rn. Idk why I think mc will win Jeongin over tho. But hey, we’ll see! I’m literally weak with excitement!! Oh and 15k + wordcount is crazy btw I’m so proud of you <3

“Out of all of the memories he had ever made, Felix had pushed most of them away. He buried them so deep that sometimes, he wondered if he would even be able to recall them if he tried.” *takes a long breath* that… hit home.

Wait so Chanlix are all the way from district 2?? Damn. This concerns me so much because the life they have now in district 6 must be lowkey paradise compared to what they probably had before. I’ve been wondering if the rebels have family. But we’ll see.

“…using Jeongin's homemade "thunder bombs" 퉤 퉤 퉤! 소리꾼! (TWE TWE TWE SORRIKUN)

“Not everyone had as much to offer as Minho, who was beyond skilled in his knowledge of healing.” Now I feel bad for going off on him in my reaction vid :((((( Also ngl Hyunjin's perception is impressive. The way he's already figured mc and lix out. Could never be me💀 I'm so blind when it comes to this kind of thing.

Hold on….“Remember what we all agreed on, before you get too attached.”

HOLD ON…. “The same thought that had been replaying over and over again in his head since he saw that damn family crest around your neck.”

I HOPE THEY’RE NOT PLANNING TO KILL ME HELP– I really hope they didn't make a pact to end me💀💀✋

“So what if he wanted to know how you looked with your lips wrapped around his *[dinky-donk]* instead.” I have so many inappropriate things to say…. (This was WILD)

“Felix wasn't like Jisung, who could charm his way into convincing whatever semi-interested human being he stumbled across in god knows where to fuck him.” You sure about that bro? Let’s not forget chapter 1😃

“Terrified for this moment to end because once it did, you would be forced to come to terms with the permanence of the decision you had made tonight, and what it meant for not only your future, but the future of every innocent person that you passed by, sleeping soundly without any idea that a war had just begun.” SO WELL WRITTEN! SAURRR WELL WRITTEN MWUAH

“and then, to your surprise, he left your side without a word.” UHM???? EXCUSE YOU???

“But that wasn't the only reason.” PURRR MC GO GET THAT *[retracted for the sake of modesty]*

“…and sometimes Jisung who just likes to be wherever Minho is.” You’re so real for this BAHAH💀💀

“He took a few steps closer, inviting himself into your personal space once again.” TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER RN BUT I’M SLOWLY LOSING MY SANITY

“Oh, I dont know. The fact that you can't seem to keep your tongue out of my mouth?” I LOVE MC WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY UGH JCKVJDNSL

“After all, every time you'd kissed, he had been the one to initiate it.” THAT’S THE THING!! TELL THE MF!

“Felix was the king of sending mixed signals and you had half a mind to call him out for it…” DO. IT.

“Felix brought his hands up to rest against the wall on either side of you, closing you in.” I don’t want to keep reading I cannot keep reading I’ll d!e if I keep reading I-

my sweet Jules🥹💕💕💕 can I first just say that your enthusiasm for this story is so much more appreciated than you will ever know. like words cannot even BEGIN to express how i felt when I saw your asks pop into my inbox yesterday, but i will do my very best. i’m finally sitting down for the evening to answer these (and have been looking forward to it for two whole days) so lets get started..(i'll make sure to comment as much as i can without revealing any spoilers🤭)

"I HOPE THEY’RE NOT PLANNING TO KILL ME HELP– I really hope they didn't make a pact to end me"

and already i'm reminding myself..NO SPOILERS

“...Hyunjin’s perceptive is impressive...”

especially when it comes to lix.🫢 and don’t feel too bad about going off on minho just yet….

“You sure about that bro? Let’s not forget chapter 1”

i’m💀 omg lix doesn’t see himself this way alright.😂😭 (however right you may be)

it means so much to me that you always take the time to mention the concept photos and i will never ever forget when you said that each chapter has a different color that you associate with it. that touched my heart more than you will ever know.🥹🤍 and the word count honestly at the rate I was going I was terrified it was going to be something like 18k lmao but thankfully we were able to condense a bit.😂

THE THUNDEROUS LYRICS.😂 ty for including this lmao i HAD to include a thunderous reference somewhere because it may or may not be my fav skz song of all time and I will fight anyone who tries to tell me it isn’t a masterpiece

"SO WELL WRITTEN! SAURRR WELL WRITTEN MWUAH"

(ily lmao) this was a last minute addition like an hour before i posted the chapter🤭 so the fact that you included it here made me giggle. and if i’m being honest our mc really has become very special to me too. i had absolutely no idea when i first started writing this story how attached i was going to become to her but i really have grown to hold a special place for her in my heart so once again thank you for this.💕💕💕

going to head on over to part 2 now....(mostly because i need to cut myself off or i will spend all night on this one ask alone because there is so much to unpack with your commentaries and you know i absolutely love you for that<33)

#otde.feedback #alex answers asks♡ #astralis is typing #ily<333 #part1/5

[sailorhyunjinz]

Yes I'm better now!! After coming back home from LA I caught a bad cold which affected my lungs and I have athsma so I had to visit the ER to get help and whatever. All bc of the weather/temperature change bro. But a bad bitch never dies 🤪

Oh my god where do I even start?! Like I was supposed to only go to LA D2 with ny friend cause we got VIP tickets right? And the night before D1 I was looking at seatgeek and saw these tickets like right next to the stage HELLA cheap so I was like yanno what money comes and goes but I will always regret it if I don't see my ult group two days in a row with my best friend. SIS MY CREDIT SCORE WAS AFFECTED BUT IDGAFFFF

D1 was def the right choice bro like the amount of interactions I had with the boys, especially my bby Sungie pls I'm still recoveRING

Also I went in with a p solid bias list and Lino as my wrecker. My good sis when I tell you Felix replaced the fuck out of Minho like I was ATTACKED. Felix live is a whole experience that every single stay deserve to have. A religious experience.

Also I have like reconfirmed and resolidified that I am indeed 3racha's whore. Like Hanji is my ULT ult right? But 3racha has me straight up on a chokehold. CHANGBIN LIVE????? Just. Honestly. Take me. I'm yours. Fully yours.

AND CHRIS. He's so fucking precious and perfect like he GLOWS. He truly glows. He loves stay and the boys so much and it's evident when he's onstage. Not to mention his "chocolate bar abs" as Felix said.

Ugh and Jisung. Absolute love of my fucking life?? He's so perfect in person it's insane. And he's FUNNY. Like just one chance, Ji. One. Also at the end of D1 he did like a whole heart to me with his arms, and like kept shooting me hearts and then smiled so big? Idk sounds like a whole marriage proposal. I'll send you the invite for our wedding soon.

This is so long wtf I'm so soRRY

-Ji's angel noona✨

oh darling :((( im glad you're feeling better now!!

THIS JUST DESCRIBES PERFECTLY HOW I'D SEE THEM MY GOD, just seeing felix in the flesh must be LIKE AN ARCHANGEL COMING TO VISIT YOU, LIKE THIS MF AURA AND LIGHT IN THE POSITIVE AND BRIGHT COLORS SURROUNDING HIM IM TOTALLY EXAGGERATING BUT DANG-

AND CHANGBIN??? MF CHANGBIN??? SEEING HIS ASS IN REAL LIFE??? must be life changing.

for everyone coming to me to describe their concert-stories and the boys just know im VERY jealous, yall some lucky mf <333

#Ji's angel noona ✨ #Cherrymail🍒

[stargirlfics]

The way Frank Castle shushes people has me... Ugh. I wish he would shush me like that while we're fucking for like the 4th round and I'm overstimulated and crying and he's just like shhhh one more pretty girl. That's it. Good girl... I'm dying pls send help. There's a whole 'nother level of sub that man brings out in me

It’s truly GOD TIER

Like something about it is so sweet and comforting especially the way he does it (catch me rewatching every part he does it in The Punisher till I die)

You’re underneath him shaking like a leaf, clutching his chest and arms cause you can barely take any more but need him closer and closer at the same time

And he knows it, he can read you and your body beyond all else

The soft forehead kisses and shushing while he bottoms out over and over, slow but just as deep

The first few rounds were all hard and rough, both of you just needing to tear into each other this way, letting out all your pent up sexual frustration

But by now you’d come more times than you could count

You’re whining and blubbering to him that it’s too much, but you don’t want it to stop either and it makes him smile

“I know, darlin. Shh shh, just gimme one more, yeah? Atta girl, just one more. Love how pretty you look when you cum.”

And Frank’s voice is so deep and filling up your senses and you can’t help but listen, because you’d give him anything and he’d do the same for you

#frank castle smut #frank castle headcanons #frank castle x reader #frank castle x you #the punisher x reader #the punisher smut #frank castle x black reader #frank castle imagine #frank castle blurb

[vinnival]

WAIT I ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED YOU IS THAT MEAN?? UGH I DUNNO BUT WOULD IT BE ALR IF I ASKED FOR A MADNESS COMBAT MATCHUP,,

i don't really mind any pronouns but i use she her! i'm 5'5, and currently questioning my sexuality (ALL I KNOW IS IM NOT STRAIGHT BAHBAH) i have fluffy dark brown hair, shoulder length im pretty sure?? my hair is fucking whack, i have brown eyes, and my skin doesnt decide whether it wants to b light or dark, but most of the time it can b pretty light and i havent gone outside 4 a bit,, pls send help][pray]]

my personality is also very idrk,, weird?> it really depends on who im talking to because i have a fear of losing people but uhh,, i'm very playful and a bit harsh, i pick fights with people,, i really enjoy listening to people vent and helping them, some of my friends consider me to be a mother figure to them and it makes me super happy honestly-- i get angry easily and it leads to me saying prickly things to people or just me breaking things, im scared of making new friends and meeting new people because of the way i am, i tend to act like a cat like meowing, hissing, and stuff like that,, i also really like attention but like,, not too much attention because its just annoying, and im an asshole.

im currently obsessed homestuck and madness combat. I think true crime cases are really interesting to me, making games on roblox, and bullying little children on there

i didnt know if i should put this here but i have mental illnesses, such as autism, adhd, d.i.d, and other things that will make me feel like one of those people that make me feel kinda gross

I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS GOOD MY ENGLISH SUCKS WHAWAAHBJNKFMLDS

I'll finish this when I'm done with all the prompts and hc requests!

finally..... after 2 months..... all done !! Here we go ! Enjoy <3

MATCHUPS ARE NOT OPEN YET

You got a match! You're matched with...

2BDAMNED

<3

First off lemme say: he'd love bullying kids on roblox with u

Oh yeah father figure with mom friend? Perfect match

He forces you to help him take care of the boys but u don't mind because you love him <3

Ngl he probably met you off of a random website that was miraculously still up in Nevada

Replied to one of your comments or something along those lines??

He said something silly n so you were automatically intrigued

"hey lol" -ur first text

lord u were NERVOUS

But !! You immediately hit it off w him! You both slowly but surely knew more about each other

He didn't fully trust you as a person (anyone can be out to kill him tbh) so he was restrictive, but he was confident in the firewalls and proxies he set up so AAHW won't find him

Alas after enough days he finally felt comfortable enough to meet you irl

You felt 100x more nervous, scared even, but you trusted him enough to only bring one gun

Finally, you two met, immediately growing comfortable in each others' presence

2B discarded the pistol and knife he had hidden away, and you tossed away your pistol

"Don't toss your gun what the fuck"

"I do what I want pissbaby"

You can tell he gave you a scowl; "just as mean as you are online, I see how it is"

Your eyes narrowed playfully,"If you expected anything different change your standards"

Since he knew you love to rile people up for no reason, he kept calm. He would usually keep calm in these situations, so even if you didn't tell him, he'd be good

Whoa you act like a cat? He thinks that's p cute tbh

Hank also loves interacting with you bc of your cat-like habits

Oh man. Loves. I mean, LOVES. petting/brushing ur hair .

So fluffy......so pretty....

When you've had enough attention, he picks up on it immediately and respects ur boundaries

Also loves watching true crime with you ! I can see him being interested in other serial killers since he has to deal with one himself and would like to know more about their general mindset instead of directly asking hank a metric shitton of questions

He takes you into his work space while he works so u two can just talk yanno

If you start getting riled up for any reason, he stops what he's doing, gently grabs you, and leads you out of there so you don't break any of his hard-earned equipment

Aye you werent complaining he holds u so gentol....

If you have an episode of any kind, he's there to try and calm you down. He has multiple methods of calming people down depending on what type of crash they're having, if u dissociate and need help remembering what ure doing, he's totally fine with reminding you ! Don't be ashamed or afraid of your mental state around him, he's as close to a doctor that one could be in Nevada, so he won't judge you for what you have. It's a part of you :] !!

Asks you out in the dumbest way possible (in your opinion)

He gets back in the site you first met him on and shot you a message

You were confused when you checked it the next day on the same computer he used

"So... Want to date?"

"2B?!" You yelled, your voice cracking

it's been so long since I've done my last madcom matchup that I literally had to look at one of my old ones to remember how I formatted it Bruh

anyways I hope u enjoyed !!!! <3

#madness combat #madness combat matchup #*santa claus voice from rise of the guardians* its been a long time old friend! #what the hell did i tag them old matchups with #uhh #madness combat 2bdamned #2bdamned

[clonewarslover55]

👉👈 may I pls have smut where Alpha 17 has a pregnant wife and wifes just like :'( I'm so fat im like a hippo and hes gotta remind her of how sexy she is

Sure!!! 

Alpha-17 reminding you about how sexy you are  Alpha-17 X Pregnant!Fem!Reader  

Notes: I have never been pregnant so I don’t know a thing about it, and I haven’t done research on it.(Cause I don’t like kids)  So if any of this is incorrect I apologize. Don’t be afraid to call me out or anything!! 

Warnings: Alpha-17 has a breeding kink and a pregnancy kink, Insecure reader, Pregnant reader, pregnancy sex, slight dirty talk? Alpha-17 is a boob dude and you will not change my mind. 

“Ugh! I can’t fit into my favorite pair of pants anymore!” You shouted, tossing the pants in the direction of the closet. Your husband cocked an eyebrow at you. “I’m fat Alpha! Just look at me! I’ll never be able to fit my favorite clothes again!!” He didn’t even ask you or looked like he cared, but you blurted it anyways. 

Alpha scoffed and rolled his eyes, “You’re not fat. You’re sexier than ever.” You mocked his scoff, “You’re just saying that because you have a breeding kink!” He rolls his eyes again, walking to you. “No. You’re beautiful and you have only gotten more beautiful since the day I met you.” 

You glared at him, your wired emotions causing tears to well in your eyes. “You mean that?” He nodded, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “I would never lie to you cyar’ika.” You sniffled and hugged him tightly, burying your face into his muscular chest. 

“But I feel fat!” Alpha sighs, rubbing your aching back softly. “You’re carrying our child,” He forced you to look up at him, his fingers grasping your chin, “You’re not fat.” He said it in that tone that meant it was no longer a discussion. 

“Do I need to prove to you how beautiful and sexy you are? How seeing you swollen with my child drives me absolutely insane?” Alpha spoke softly, his voice a little huskier. He cocked his head at you, his pupils dilated with lust. 

Getting Alpha riled up like that made you instantly wet, a hot and familiar coil forming inside of your belly. You bit your lip, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Hmmmmmm…….I don’t believe you. I definitely think you’re gonna have to prove it.” 

Alpha nods, a smirk on his handsome face. Suddenly his rough and addictive lips were locked with yours, Alpha’s hands coming to your hips. He backed you up slowly to the bed, stopping you before you fell back onto it. 

“Remove your clothes beautiful, then get on your hands and knees.” He strokes a hand over your large belly as he speaks. You were rather far along, so many sex postions weren’t that comfortable anymore. Alpha always puts your comfort first. 

You listened to your husband, moving as quickly as your body would allow it. Once you were on your hands and knees, your back aching a little, you watched Alpha strip quickly. He crawled up behind you, his hands tracing your swollen sides. 

He groaned at your body, your cunt dripping all for him. Alpha put a large hand on your stomach, cupping it so he could help support the weight of the child you were carrying. Alpha presses kisses along your shoulders and back. 

“Feel what you do to me?” He spoke, nipping your ear. The head of his cock was pressed against your folds, the feeling of him sending lightening bolts of excitement down your spine. You shivered, “Yes.” Alpha smirks, pressing hot open mouthed kisses to your shoulders. 

“If you weren’t absolutely stunning I wouldn’t be like this.” He panted between each love mark he left on your back and shoulders. He grinded the head of his cock against you, briefly touching your clit. 

“You’re so sexy that I can hardly stand it.” Alpha growls out, finally thrusting himself inside of you. You gasped out, Alpha holding your swollen belly still. Alpha took his time sheathing himself to the hilt inside of you, making sure to be extra careful. 

You were extra sensitive, and extra wobbly. So he’d have to be slow. Alpha begins to slowly rock his hips into yours, his body bent over yours. He didn’t put an ounce of weight onto you, his muscles straining against his own weight and pleasure as he fucked you. 

“If you weren’t the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the galaxy I wouldn’t be fucking you, now would I?” He asked, angling his hips so he hit that sweet spot inside of you. You gasped, your cunt clenching him tighter. 

“I asked you a question, wife.” How he said the word almost made you cum instantly, your fists gripping the sheets like a lifeline. “N-No.” You panted out, Alpha picking up his pace a little. He moved slow and deep, keeping his thrusts calculated.  

He stroked his calloused palm along your tummy, his other hand holding your hip in a surprisingly gentle grasp. Alpha acted like you would break like glass while you’re pregnant, while before he’d fuck you like a wild animal in heat. 

Being so sensitive made that coil in your gut tighten, your orgasm getting closer and closer. Alpha could feel it, so his thrusts became even deeper, his thick cock dragging your walls in the most perfect way. 

“Cum for me, my beautiful wife.” He spoke against your ear, his words making that coil in your stomach snap. You cried out his name as you came, your walls clenching around him tightly. Alpha cursed in some language you didn’t catch. 

He helped you ride out your orgasm before he came himself, his hot cum coating your quivering walls. You whined a little, your back hurting even with Alpha holding some of your weight. He pulled out, the sudden loss of him making you shiver. 

He sat back, pulling you back against his chest. He nuzzled your neck, “Believe me now?” You rested against him, “Hmmmm…..Maybe…” Alpha sighed, “Guess I’ll have to keep reminding you.” You smirked and nodded. 

“I guess.” You spoke, melting into his warmth. Alpha ran his hands up your large stomach to your breasts, rubbing them slowly. “These are probably my favorite part, if I’m being honest.”  He mummers, pressing a kiss to your temple.

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#alpha-17 #alpha-17 x reader #alpha-17 x fem!reader #alpha arc

[domjaehyun]

omg i’m the anon who sent u the six thirty ask and ma’am. jeno fic…. BARK BARK i’m down bad for 00 line rn send help. also just abt haechan like WHY IS HE GETTING IN MY HEAD AND HEART RIGHT NOW !!!! FOR FREE TOO SO DISRESPCTFUL. he is just sooo good at singing i want him to serenade me and on top of that HES CLEVER AND WITTY AND FUNNY ??? why does he have it all i’ll literally die. btw. positions literally my favorite ari album like it has some type of hold on me like idk why but that album … every song …. ari put her whole pussy in that she ate it tf up. and idk y’all she wrote that for me and tumblr user domjaehyun only the rest of y’all stay safe. and what do you mean ‘yes you can ask which ones i’m switching to haechan if you’re curious.’ YOU KNOW IM CURIOUS. hand over precious secrets. ugh I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE ALL THE NEW THINGS YOURE GOING TO WRITE !!!! you’re so talented i literally can’t wait i wish you all the luck in writing them because i am going to be dropping everything to read them whenever they come out. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING YOU WRITE AND ARE TAKING CARE OF URSELF WHILE U DO SO NO RUSH BABEY ITS ABT WHEN YOU WANNA DO IT !!

:D HI HI I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK I LIKE YOU HJSDFKLGJ

i am ... into jeno ... i like him ... or whatever ... 🙄 ugh... BARK BARK IS RIGHT BABY I AM BARKING WITH YOU IN SPIRIT !!! no for real haechan is actually fucking with my life it is approaching brainrot levels . i saw a gifset of him earlier (i rbed it to my other blog) and i . am not kidding when i say this mf literally had me staggering and stumbling in the middle of rite aid while waiting to pick up meds... he makes me SICK i want him. i want him so bad i'm going insane (ended up putting this under a cut bc . this got long.......apologies)

HIS VOICE- please i really might start crying . might do that for real . he has my absolute favorite voice in all of nct.... HOLO WHEN? GIVE IT TO ME. PLS . P L E A S E . he's got such a unique voice oh m y g o d. i'm going to cry ple a se. oh god

NO FR HE'S SO FUCKING SMART HE'S SO . *SOBBING* I NEED TO BE HELD RIGHT NOW WTF LIKE . listen also i just think it's important to note that like . he's funny IN KOREAN to me. yes he's said funny shit in english too but like . he says shit that is just like . Fucking Funny. he has an elite sense of humor i think like truly bc it can transcend language & culture and im like . fuck ... that's so hot ... do you know how fucking intelligent you have to be TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH IN A DIFF FUCKING LANGUAGE THAN THEY SPEAK? he's got also like a very physical humor to him i think like that's also so sexy and admirable he's so expressive ... in love with him truly he's so fucking fine what the FUCK

ALSO YES. IMPECCABLE TASTE. also fr i rly do think i like . fw ariana heavy......... like i rly rly do i love her vibes as a person and i love her music and her talent i just adore her sm oh my god. ASFDJGFKD she did this for us 💖 everyone go listen to smth else rn . KIDDING i want her to get all the clout & money she deserves oh my god. ALSO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG FROM THE ALBUM 👀 OR LIKE I GUESS YOUR TOP FAVES / A RANKING OR SMTH !!! i am curious hehe

and omg okay I DIDN'T WANNA JUST LIKE . INUNDATE YOU WITH INFO YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR JKSGFKFJK JUST WANTED TO BE . SURE YOU ACTUALLY CARED YKNOW !!! but omg okay so . the two fics i'm considering changing to haechan fics from that collection are: obvious from the original collection (currently a lucas fic) & pov from the extended collection (currently a kun fic) ...and ngl i am tempted to also change love language from the original collection too (currently a xiaojun fic) but like . i'm on the FENCE !!! like i like haechan s o much ... but i don't wanna like . idk . make my positions collection like The Haechan Show (even though like. it fucking should be. he deserves it i think) esp bc that wasn't the original plan :( like what if all the fans of the members i was GONNA write about got all excited for the fics and then . i let them down :(

SIDE NOTE I ALSO JUST NOTICED ALL THREE OF THE FICS I WANNA CHANGE TO HAECHAN ARE ALL ABT WAYV MEMBERS I'M SO SORRY THAT REALLY WAS NOT DELIBERATE SJDFGKD haechan is just someone that feels SO versatile to me ... like he can do it all... it's remarkable ...

hhHHHHhh i think whenever i start working on them i might like . do a lil poll and see if ppl would be like . genuinely upset abt it or like . how ppl feel in general .... note: i'm still probably gonna end up doing what i want...bc that is just how i roll 💖 but i would def like want an idea of how it might be received yknow?

SORRY BABY I RANTED AT YOU JDKFGLKSD in my defense... it's your fault . it's not my fault you have thoroughly enjoyable vibes 🙄 THANK YOU SO MUUUUCH THANK YOU IM HAPPY YOURE SO SUPPORTIVE AND EXCITED :D I HOPE YOU LIKE THE STUFF I'M WORKING ON!!! in my mind i am giving u a v big hug (if you want it) bc i like you okay moving on la la la gonna shut up now

#answered #anon

[seungstarss]

friendship over FRIENDSHIP FUCKING OVER IM TAKING THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS BACK!!!!!

nah cause what in the actual fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 im deadass unfollowing u the instant i send this ask bc sei bestie ure a fucking psycho YOURE SICK you’re absolutely sadistic i can’t believe u just did that to me 😭😭😭😭 no cause i was v happy just reading ur other cute smaus and then ur crusty ass decides to recommend bet….. NO IM LITERALLY NEVER LISTENING TO U EVER AGAIN 😭 WHY WAS BET LIKE THAT. WHY WAS BET BUILT LIKE THAT. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER HAD ME S C R E A M I N G AND NOT EVEN IN A GOOD WAY???? U WERE MAKING ME WANNA PULL OUT MY HAIR,,,, EVERYBODY WAS FUCKING INFURIATING AND BY THE END OF IT I LEGIR GAVE UP ON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THINGS WERE HEADED BC ALL MY THEORIES WERE SO SO SO WRONG 😭 not me giving the best girl agenda to reiko 🤡 not me thinking heeseung would come out top 🤡 not me demonising luna/seoyeon when they rlly weren’t even all that bad 🤡 BYE. BYE. IM SHATTERED. ICB ALL THE CHARACTERS JUST YEETED AWAY YN LIKE THAT…… HEARTLESS MOFOS 😭 EVEN NICE BOY JAKEY TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING LOSER I 😭😭🤌

anyway youre fucking sick for this and i hate u so much 😭 but ok in all seriousness I ACTUALLY FUCKING LOVED THAT SO MUCH SEIIIIIIIU PLEASE R U KIDDING ME???????? I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOW ENGROSSING THE ENTIRE FIC WAS??? I WAS GENUINELY SURPRISED THAT U MADE THE FRAT BOYS INTO BAD GUYS BC NORMALLY WE ALWAYS SUGARCOAT THOSE THINGS AND HENCE WHY I KEPT THIMKING MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE SUNGHOON COULD REDEEM HIMSEFL…… BUT IM SO. SO SO SO GLAD U KEPT THE ENTIRE FIC SO SK SO UNPREDICTABLE?!?! I LOVE ALL THE FUCKING DRAMA???? THERE WERE SO MANY CHARACTERS AND SO MAMY LAYERS TO ALL THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY HAD W ONE ANOTHER I CANT BELIEVE U WERE EVEN ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF THIS???????? OH MY GOSHHHHHHH IM IN LOVE W THIS FICCCCCCCC PLSSSSS 😭😭😭❤️❤️

SEI BESTIE U DID SOSOSOSOSO WELL!!!!!!!! i’m such a simp for ur work iDEK what to read on ur masterlist next 😭 but pls u rlly know how to make a good smau like ALL THE ELEMENTS WERE THERE???? it was so funny but intriguing and entirely unpredictanle and wild OMG I LOVED ITTTTTTTTTT I RLLY LOVE wicked characters so although the frat boys turned out to be assholes i kinda LOVED IT like it was so fun hating characters >:)))) I WAS GENUINELY ANGRY AT TIMES????? ALSO EVEN YN KINDA PISSED ME OFF TOO LIKE U RLLY SPARED NOBODY !!!! but ugh it was sosososososos good i can’t believe this has been missing from my life 😭

and omg U DID SO WELL ON UR WRITTEN PARTS TOO????? they added sm depth and detail and it was so nice w the way u weaved in all the dialogue too???? IM OBSESSED. WHY ARE U SO GOOD AT EVERYRHING PFFFTTT PLS IM SIMPING FOR SEI!!!! naur cos i rlly rlly enjoyed that omg thank u sm for the rec ;-; NOW I TOTALLY GET WHAT U MEANt WHEN U SAID THAT PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT THE CHARACTERS 😭 NAH CAUSE AFTER HEESEUNG DID WHAT HE DID,,, THE CONVO HE HAD W HOON WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN 😭 my lord i need to sit down i need to blankly stare at the wall for a hot minute while i try to compose myself

anyway bet goated sei goated taegyu goated

PLEASE MAI READING YOUR REBLOGS WERE SO FUNNY I CANNOT LIKE,,,, WHEN YOU WERE GUSHING OVER HEESEUNG I WAS LIKE GURLLLL 💀💀💀😈 BUT GETAUQTAAGAUA SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING YOUR CHARACTER SUFFER IS SO SATISFYING??? IM SO SORRY ETSHSTAUAG BUT YES REIKO WAS REALLY A SNAKE AND HEESEUNG. WE DONT TALK ABT HIM, HE'S UNSPEAKABLE. I WAS ACTUALLY ORIGINALLY GONNA DO A SPIN OFF FOR bet! HEESEUNG's BACKSTORY BUT I DECIDED NOT TO BC I GOT LAZY........ BUT LEMME JUST SAY HIS PAST IS TWISTED. (WHICH KINDA EXPLAINS WHY HE'S SO TWISTED AND ALL BUT AHAHAH I SHOULDNT TRY TO JUSTIFY HIM.)

BUT QFAHAFAH YES, I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA GO WITH THE TROPE WHERE THEY ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH HER BC??? IDK I'M NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF REVERSE HAREM SAURRR... BUT I WANTED TO TAKE THAT IDEA AND TWIST IT 🤩

FSHAFAHA YOU ENJOYED THE WRITTEN PARTS HELP??? BET'S WRITTEN PARTS ARE OKAY, BETTER THAN REVELATIONS BC I FEEL LIKE I IMPROVED A BIT ON MY WRITING FROM REV TO BET (HOPEFULLY) BUT THIS COMING FROM YOU⁉️ THAT'S THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER

PLS I RECed BET BC I WAS ReALLY CURIOUS TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD REACT TO IT QTAHQTAHQ BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE FEEDBACK? ILYSM 😭😭😭💖

#mai ☆ #maiverie asks ♡ #mutuals ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

[agentsoftie]

Sleepless Nights ( S.R ) p.2

summary: Y/N and Reid aren’t the most fond of each other. So what happens when sleep, have to share a bed, and get married?

pairing: Y/N x Spencer Reid

a/n: a/n: AHH okay so here it is! It’s my first au so it’s probably not the best. But big thanks to @anepiphany! Ani baby none of this would be happening without you! Thank you for you tips and making me not go insane! Also pls tell me if I slept something wrong cuz like, your girl not the best when it comes to it. Also there will def be a loophole somewhere in my case and if you find one, just let it slide because life is filled with loopholes ❤️ also this is gonna be a two parter! ( this is the second part )

warnings: mentions of a case, angst and blood (the smallest amount), fluff really though

also if you want to be in my permanent taglist, just tell me and I’ll add you!

Remember to like and reblog

“So today happened,” you say while you got into bed.

Yeah, today happened. So, I guess we're gonna do this thing huh,”

Wait, is he asking me out? you think to yourself. No dumbass of course he isn't. He's talking about the event thing. you say to yourself mentally. “Yeah, I guess so.”

“So, sleep huh.” He asked awkwardly.

“What?”

“You know, sleep. Like us, together. No, wait t-that came out wrong. I meant like we’re gonna sleep, but ike together on the same bed. But if you're not tired then we-” He got cut off by you when you grabbed his arm. Immediately he looked down at your hand and then up. He looked like he had just seen a ghost and gotten an A in a class you were failing at, at the same time.

“Breathe, just breathe. How ‘bout you take a shower huh.” You say in an airy voice while still holding onto his arm.

“Uh, okay. Yeah, a shower. That sounds good.” He said, forcing you to let go of his hand.

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It takes him 10 minutes to finish taking his shower. Tonight he comes out wearing another pair of basketball shorts and another tee. It really makes you wonder if all he goes to sleep in is a pair of shorts and a tee. Like really Reid come on. You have money, use it on some proper pj’s. Although you're one to argue wearing another pair of shorts and a loose crop top.

“You said last night that there was no hot water so it took you ten minutes, well this time there still was and it again still (italicize) took you ten minutes. Like what the fuck!”

“I'm not really one for hot water. But my statement last night still remains true, you took up the hot water.”

“ Reid, this is a hotel. They almost always have hot water running.”

“Okay well, I don’t care!”

“I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.”

“Ha, so you admit it!”

“Admit what?”

“That I’m smarter than you!”

“Well in certain areas, yes,” you said in an annoyed tone. He was smirking at your struggle for answering. “Ugh, can we just go to sleep.” You say not wanting to continue this conversation.

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You woke up to the sound of rain pouring outside. The skies were as gray as a child on a monday. You felt something on your stomach and to your surprise that feeling was a man known as Dr. Spencer freaking Reid. He was laying on you with his head right under your chin. You were holding his hand and your legs were intertwined with his again. You can't remember what happened last night to lead up to this, but what's done is done. The person you've been pining over for the last 3 years was here laying on you and looking like a fucking god.

Your phone started to ring causing him to wake up.

“Emily? Oh, okay yeah, I'll be there in 20.” She told you to go to the address that she had sent you. Saying to bring Reid with you to get your outfits for tonight. “Reid, come on we gotta go.” You say looking down at the art that was placed in front of you.

“No, I don't wanna leave. I just wanna sleep.” You had never seen this side to him before. So soft and sweet. Was the universe trying to make you fall for him? If so, then it was working.

“No come on, we have to get our outfits for tonight. We have to get ready and eat something. So come on, get up.” you say trying to get up but failing because he holds you back.

“No. sleep.” He mumbles half awake.

“Spencer, how ‘bout this. How about you sleep for a little until I take a shower and stuff. Then you can get up.”

“Okay, fine.” And with that he was out, leaving you go gaze over the literal form of perfection.

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“Y/L/N how long does it take to get changed?” Reid yelled.

“Oh will you shush!”

“Geez, no need to get so mean.”

“Iswear I will backhand you so hard if you don't shut up!” You say while walking out. And at the sight of seeing you he was speechless. Staring at you like you had something stuck in your teeth. “What?” You say looking down at your black floor length gown.

“No n-nothing. It's just-”

“Just what?”

“You look good in that dress.”

You looked down immediately after he said that fearing he would see the blush. He did. “Yeah well, you look good too.” you say while moving your hands after the redness was gone.

“I know.” He said, smirking causing you to make a sarcastic face.

“Okay, well we have to go now or Hotch will literally kill us.”

“You. He’ll kill you.” He says while walking out of the door.

“And you would just love that, wouldn't you.” You say following him out.

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“Reid, you have your gun?”Hotch askes.

“Yes.” He said.

“Wait, where should I put mine?” You ask while holding your gun.

“Oh, you see, you're not going to have one.” JJ says while taking your gun away slowly.

“Then what the hell am i going to use as self defence?”

“You're a badass, you'll figure it out.” Emily says suggestively.

“Damn straight.” You say smiling causing her and JJ to laugh. Reid was not impressed.

“Okay, these glasses have a secret video camera in them sending footage to Garcia once you turn it on. So whatever you do, don't take these off.” Hotch says while handing Reid a pair of glasses that match his suit. “And Y/L/N this is your “wedding ring.” It has a video camera in the diamond so try to keep your hand up and try to make it as visible to people as possible.” He says while handing you the ring.

“Okay you're married, so act like it!” Rossi says before you two leave.

“Yeah, you both better be so in love it makes someone sick.” Emily adds.

“Yes mom. Yes dad.” You say jokingly.

“Okay and before you go, here are your earpieces. And we’ll be near the building if anything happens.” JJ says.

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“Y/N, put your left hand on Spencer’s arm.” Garcia says through the earpiece. And you did exactly that. “Okay, now be affectionate.”

“Pen how should we do that.” You say while looking at Reid so it looked like you were talking to someone.

“I don't know? Spencer, kiss her.”

And then bam! Before you knew it, his lips were on yours. You didn't know how to react. He wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you in making the kiss even stronger. You then put your hands in his hair and pulled at it a little. And at that moment it was as if the world stopped. As if time froze and fireworks went off. And then all of a sudden he pulled away and you looked down.

“Cherry or Strawberry?” He asks as if nothing just happened.

“I uh- strawberry.”

“Pardon me, but I couldn't help but notice that beautiful ring.” Says a guy approaching you.

“Oh thank you! It's very gorgeous isn't it!”You say while looking down at the ring then bringing your hand up.

“But not as gorgeous as you honey.” Reid says while looking at you. Oh god the things he did to your heart.

“Oh, uh how rude of me not to introduce myself. Im Ryan. Ryan Carson.” He says while holding out his hand for both of you to shake.

“Im Y/N Reid and this is my husband Spencer Reid.” You say while shaking his hand after Reid, as always, refused to. Y/N Reid had a nice ring to it, although you would never change your last name. But it sure had a nice ring to it which both you and Reid noticed.

“How long?” Ryan asked.

“3 months.”I said.

“When did you know?”

“The first time she read me The Fault In Our Stars. It was 2 something in the morning and I couldn't sleep so she read it to me. And I just couldn't stop thinking that this is the girl I’m gonna marry.” Reid said. Although that of course never happened, your heart wanted to explode. Right after he said that you kissed him on the cheek. He immediately turned red, but you didn't say anything.

“Wow. That’s just, wow.” Ryan said.

“Guys I think this guy is our friend Thomas. Well not think, know. He looks exactly the same. So make sure to play into his tactics or whatever. Therapy must cost a lot for you sweet children.” Garcia says.

“You know, I���m gonna propose to my girlfriend soon. Would you two help me pick out a ring?”

“What do you think Spenny?” You ask in a joking tone. Spenny, that was one you never used. You liked it, did so did he.

“Well, I think that it’s an amazing idea baby.”

You could see the anger in his eyes. The anger you get before taking a life. You could see that all he wanted to do was end your lives right then and there. Honestly you two could go into acting if all this death gets too heavy for you.

“Great! Then follow me right this way.” He says while leading you to the elevator. The ride was fairly quick but the entire time Reid had his and around your waist pulling you close to him. Oh god the things you would do to have him.

“Here’s my room.” he says while gesturing to you two to go in first. You saw two chairs and then heard the door slam behind you. You jumped at the sound and turned around to see him standing there with a gun pointing that both of you. “You don't want your wife to die a painful death, go sit down on the chair.” And he did exactly that. “Now you too bitch.” he says while pointing the gun at you. And you did exactly what he said.

“What do you want!” You yell at him while he ties you up.

“I want your happiness to end. If I can't have it, then how can you?”

“The world doesn't revolve around you!” And then before you knew it there was blood coming from your arm and a door kicked open.

“Y/N!” Spencer yells.

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“I’m okay, really I’m fine.” You say to the paramedic wrapping your arm.

“No you’re not! You got shot!” Spencer says.

“Okay well how about I leave you two along for a bit huh.” And with that the paramedic was gone.

“Oh look, you scared the paramedic.” You say while throwing your hands in the air.

“Okay and you scared me.”

“Spencer, I got shot. It happens.”

“Yes Y/N I know but it could have hit an artery and make you bleed out. I could have lost you. Why dont see that. If you die who am I gonna mentaly torture, who am I gonna talk to my mom about, who am I gonna love? I've already lost so much, I can't lose you too. I love you.”

“You love me?”

And just like that he grabbed you and put his lips on yours. You immediately put your hands in his hair and pulled hard, he didn't care though. He pulled you closer to him, making you come back with 10 times more force than before. You pulled apart due to lack of oxygen and he put his head against yours after catching his breath.

“Does that answer your question?” He says softly.

This time you kiss him. Not as aggressive as last time though. This was a small, yet equally as meaningful kiss. “I love you too.”

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly then all at once” – John Green

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[doctapuella]

i just need to type some things to get them out of my head bc that tends to help. so pls ignore and don't worry about interacting, i don't want attention from this (it's about grief and death and general unhappiness, so. gotta purge that shit.)

i feel like this week i just woke up and decided i'm going to be unhappy. i mean, i didn't decide it, but i haven't tried to fight it. i'ts thanksgiving, which is always kind of blah for me - we don't really do anything, no traveling, no family visits, so it's kind of a non-day in general.

but it's also the first year without my mom. and i didn't realize how much of my holiday associations are around her and what she does for the days. even though we hadn't spent a thanksgiving or christmas together in at least a decade, we would talk all the time leading up to the days and she would always be doing something excessive with my grandpa, and would be texting me updates. but this year it just kind of, happened and is here. huh. thanksgiving. again, a non-day, but because there's nothing happening, i have to make my own distractions so i don't have to think about the huge space that isn't being filled by my mom's existence.

and somehow this ends up with me being angry and bitter about everything? in a reasonable way i am angry at my obnoxious colleague, who keeps sending me messages in his creepy paranoid way and making me uncomfy and i finally had to respond like "i have no idea what you're trying to say, can you just say it outright?" i fucking hate him and i hate his little mafia mentality and his paranoia and buddy sorry but people don't hate me the way they hate you. so that particular anger is justified.

but like. less reasonably. my irl friend group chat is just on and on about all the homemade food they're spending time on and i'm just like "cool i might have some chicken nuggets from the freezer" but also like, little things are pissing me off like one person being like "ugh so this person coming to friendsgiving said she's bringing a store-made pumpkin pie (disgusting)" ok but like not everyone cooks or bakes? and i am not a cook or baker and i hate cooking/baking and it just was this one like little pretentious moment that made me feel like absolute SHIT even though that wasn't the intention. and i'm not gonna be mad at her about it because i know she's just venting too. it's not her fault i have all this emotional baggage around the day this year. she doesn't know that store-bought desserts are a thing my mom and i always got and brought to gatherings. so idk i'm not really angry at her.

i'm just. real fucking sad. i miss my mom.

i think this is all a big part of why i have been immersing myself in all this music blogging bullshit the past several months. the start of this fixation was like right before she got sick. and i've used it as a distraction for so long. and i'm not gonna stop - i love this dumb stuff i yell about. i love projecting my emotions onto people i will never ever meet or interact with.

but holy fuck was yesterday hard. with this particular genre of music, there's always gonna be musicians you like who have died. and i am a person who never makes the mentally healthy choice, so i tend to read about the circumstances of those deaths. and i think part of the reason i've reacted to strongly to eric carr is that there's a lot of overlap. like, his personality feels like a comfort to me, because italian-american from brooklyn (like half my family). and funny, and he loved making people laugh and shit. but then some (def not all) of the details about his death are real similar to what happened to my mom. so reading/thinking about his death makes me think about my mom's death in a way that other musician deaths don't.

so yesterday being the 30th anniversary of his passing, in combination with the day before my first thanksgiving without my mom, just. wow. i did not anticipate the sort of emotions i was feeling. just everything intense. and i kept trying to distract myself which mostly worked. but also at once point i cried so hard and intensely that i felt sick. and i don't know what i was crying about - eric? my mom? every single thing that has hurt in the past forever? the fact that i don't know any healthy mechanisms for dealing with tough emotions? all of it probably.

not sure what i think typing this out will do! maybe if i can figure out why i'm so upset, i can stop it? doubtful. i just wish this were a normal day and not one where all i can think about is the fact that i can't call my mom. i mean at least i never have to do this (have the first thanksgiving without my mom) again? christmas is gonna be rough. my birthday is gonna be rough. everything is just gonna suck for a while. and i know i'll be fine. i'm just not right now?

#please do not talk to me about this #i am just trying to understand and process my weird emotions #like i said this is not a pity plea #let's all move on #long post #(just in case the cut doesn't work) #anyway i'm gonna go watch a damn yankees show and pretend i have no corporeal form #GOD emotions are such a scam i want my money back

[ijo4shua]

[gif is not mine]

give it to me

[requests are open]

pairings: bang chan x female reader

genre: smut + tiny bit fluff

summary: chan and you have been dating for quite awhile now and although you've both been doing long distance for more than a year, things were starting to get a lot harder to handle. with that, you both were also starting to get extra frustrated and extra needy. fortunately for the both of you, facetime exists.

warnings: sexting, phone sex, dirty talk, cursing, daddy kink (duh it's chan) and mastrubation

"Chan," you sighed as you sat back in your chair. "I miss you."

You stared at the YouTube video playing on your phone, admiring your boyfriend and his members' performance.

You couldn't help but gulp at the sight of him lifting his shirt and biting his lip.

"I wish you were here," you said to yourself as your hand slowly started moving to your now wet core.

The song came to an end and only then did you realize what you were doing.

You moved your hand immediately and stood up, shocked by your own actions.

"I'm becoming way too sensitive about this stuff," you thought to yourself. "Maybe I should talk to Chan about it."

No matter how hard you tried thinking about clean things, you just couldn't.

You needed Chan.

You ran to the bathroom and washed your face with cold water, "Ugh I can't be doing this right now."

But of course, the thoughts still didn't stop.

"Maybe a shower will help," you said out loud as you stripped down to your underwear, desperately trying to come up with more things to do to distract yourself from all your dirty thoughts.

You caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, feeling a sense of confidence as you analyzed the way your body looked in your matching bra and underwear.

Another thought crossed your mind but this time, you didn't try fighting it.

You grabbed your phone and began taking pictures of yourself.

Before you knew it, you were sending them to Chan — no warning whatsoever — with the message "i need you right now," following after.

You walked back to your bedroom and sat on your bed, positioning yourself in a way you could easily touch yourself.

As you were looking through your secret photo album filled with pretty scandalous pictures and videos of both you and Chan, you got a notification.

It was him.

You eagerly opened the message and read "woah where is this coming from baby? you're gonna have to warn me next time"

"i couldn't help it! i can't control myself when I see you looking that hot on stage," you answered.

"oh so you watched my performance? ;)"

"ofc i did. what kind of girlfriend would i be if i didn't?"

"baby you can't be doing this to me right now. you're giving me whiplash here."

I tilted my head, confused as to what he meant. "what do you mean?"

"i'm stuck between wanting to squeezing the hell out of you and smothering you with kisses and..." he started. "... wanting to rip those pretty little panties right off your body so i could fuck you hard into the sheets and fill you up."

You felt your body tense up and your panties beginning to get soaked.

Before you could even respond, Chan followed with another message saying, "but yknow my body wants to do the later a lot more right now."

"i want that too baby."

Almost immediately after responding, Chan sent you a picture of his dick imprint in his grey sweatpants, how clichè, am i right? with the message "look what you did" following after it.

"call me. now." was all you could say.

Your phone immediately rang, signaling that Chan wanted to FaceTime.

You quickly answered, feeling your body becoming more and more weak and needy.

As soon as the call connected, your hand moved inside of your underwear and began rubbing against your wet pussy that had already soaked the sheets.

"Let me see what you're doing, beautiful," your boyfriend said as he began position his phone.

You observed his surroundings, noticing that he was in the studio.

You obeyed and placed your phone at the edge of your bed, against your footboard.

After getting a good enough angle, you leaned back onto your bed frame and subconsciously began spreading your legs.

"Fuck, I can see how wet you are from here, baby," Chan began as he started stroking his boner through his sweatpants.

"Take it off already," you seductively said.

He nodded his head and obeyed.

You watched as his erect penis came into view.

"Your turn," he said, slowly beginning to stroke himself.

You smirked and slowly removed your underwear.

Chan's body stiffened as he began stroking himself much faster now.

The feeling of embarrassment suddenly started to take you over, obvious enough for him to notice.

"Hey, hey, it's okay, baby," he started. "It's just me."

Although his words were very comforting and just what you needed in a situation like this, you still couldn't help but feel extremely self-conscious.

In the year and a half you and Chan had been dating, you've never done this with him. Heck, you've never done this with anyone.

I mean, of course you've had sex with each other before, but this was different. Way different.

"Y/N, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. And despite the fact that I never thought I could ever fall more in love with you, you always seem to surprise me," he said softly and sincerely. "If you're not comfortable enough to do this, it's okay. I understand."

That's when you noticed he had already put his pants back on.

He gave you a reassuring smile and slightly nodded his head.

Seriously, how did you get so lucky?

"I want to," you said with a sudden wave of confidence. "I need it. Right. Now."

He looked shocked but smirked immediately after.

"Take it off, daddy," you said without even thinking.

The "pet name" took the both of you by surprise, but it also definitely intensified the situation.

You slowly spread your legs and immediately started to rub your still drenched core.

Chan was back to stroking himself, but a lot faster than before.

You watched as he stared at you with needy eyes, barely hearing his moans and whimpers.

He got louder and louder, making you even more horny.

You inserted your middle finger into yourself, almost squeezing your legs shut as you were already undoubtably sensitive.

"Put another one in, princess," Chan shakily pleaded.

You inserted your ring finger and let out a whimper.

"Louder," He blurted out. "Don't hold back. I love hearing your pretty moans."

Your fingers started pumping in and out of you faster and faster, making you moan a lot louder than you were comfortable with — but you couldn't help it.

Eventually, your other hand started to move up to your breats.

You moved your bra out of the way and began playing with your nipples.

"Ugh. Just like that, babygirl."

His eyes were drooping and he sunk into his chair more.

He lifted the end of his shirt and held it between his teeth, revealing his infamous abs.

His breathing became rapid and shaky, "I wish my fingers were inside you right now."

You squirmed at his words, "I wish you were filling me up with your cock right now."

Chan's eyes slammed shut as his head fell back.

His moans were at its loudest volume and you couldn't help but get louder as well.

"I-i'm gonna cu-cum," he said, squirming in his seat.

"So am I-I."

You both became sloppy with your movements.

Chan forced his eyes opened with the intent to come undone while looking at the girl he was so in love with.

You.

"I'm cumming!" you yelled out as you started pumping much faster, still playing with your breasts.

Before being able to respond, Chan let out the sexiest moan and released at the exact same time as you did.

Both of you began riding out your highs while making intense eye contact with each other.

Your moans became quiter and quieter, until it just became extremely heavy breathing.

"T-thank God for good WiFi connection," he said, lightening up the mood.

You couldn't help but giggle at his comment as you laid back in your bed, completely out of breath.

"I love you, Chan," you said in the spur of the moment. "I love you so much."

He sat up from his chair and leaned in closer to the camera, "And I love you, beautiful — more than words could ever explain."

You sweetly smiled, satisfied with his response.

"Let's clean up, okay?" he said, grabbing a random towel from his bag and wiping himself down as well as anywhere else he might've gotten "dirty."

You nodded and reached for your phone.

"Just a few more months, okay?" Chan said, obviously with a heavy heart. "A few more months and you'll be back in my arms."

"I don't have a problem waiting for you."

Your response left him shocked, but completely satisfied and relieved.

"I'll talk to you later, baby," he said, trying to hide the fact that he was blushing like a total idiot.

You nodded with a small smile.

He blew one last kiss and hung up the phone.

You took a deep breath and threw your phone to the other side of the bed.

As soon as it landed, it turned on, signaling that you had a new notification.

"btw i think it's so sexy when you call me daddy. just thought you should know," read the new text message from your Chan.

You couldn't help but giggle at his sudden confession.

"Ugh. I better marry him," you said to yourself as you walked towards the shower.

a/n: omg this was my first ever attempt at writing smut so pls bare with me if i didn't do all that well. anyways i hope you guys enjoyed. remember, i take requests! hehe thank you!

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