#u will win guaranteed

[saetoru]

i did luochas trial and i’ve decided i will pull for him

#u may be wondering #tee #what about blade #i’ll get him #trust #i WILL get him too #plus i’m not going for any eidolons so #i’m sure i can get him once #i do want his light cone tho sobs #it’s ok #i’m at 73 pity rn #so if i win the 50/50 luocha will be here in a few wishes #and then i have like 20 days to save and #blades banner will be what #20 days too #40 days to pull him and light cone #we can do it methinks #and if i don’t win on luochas banner #i will simply save guarantee for blade #issok

[eu-phoris]

neuvillette... tomorrow.........

#hyv dont u think it's time for me now to win 50/50 #ugh and i prefarmed itd be painful if he didn't come home #but on the bright side itll be guaranteed furina!!! #but neuvillette...............

[userblaney]

this match really brang out the bismillah inshallah alhamdulillah in me huh

#i can guarantee u every single muslim out there is rootin for morocco now no joke #and they ARE winning if the entirety of the muslim ummah r supporting them

[coollyinterferes]

“Thing is, even in a dress, I could kick a bloke’s arse anyday.”

#[u know those usually mental monologues of 'i could fight X amount of dudes and win' that ppl sometimes mocks us guys for??] #[this is one of those pretty much lol] #[wiiiith the difference that -minus the dress part- he can actually back these claims] #[bc he's kicked many asses in his lifetime] #[rotten zombie asses included] #[and counting... 🕶️] #[also this was slightly inspired on That One jonaeriwagon jojo quotes old post gfhgjhkj] #[all that aside... *clears throat. sticks leggy out and then falls down the stairs*] #[heeey everyone~~] #[i keep disappearing ik ik but in my defense: shit kinda hit the fan not long ago emotionally speaking] #[don't really want to talk much about it so i'll leave it at that] #[i also finished most of the projects i mentioned last time so as long as irl doesn't get in the way. activity should slowly resume] #[so it aint 100% guaranteed but i will do my best bc i really miss being around and being actually active here] #[hope everyone has been doing great!! <3] #[i'm like a week late but i also hope everyone had a fun and safe halloween!] #;speedwagon says (( ic )) #;ic

[bluexiao]

i’ll win 50/50 in 50 pity and get cyno, i swear

#🎐 #manifest manifest MANIFEST #but anyway i can pull until my first 5* #it’s either gonna be cyno or guaranteed scara idc which one but i’d love to have both #cyno if i win with u i’ll main u ok baby?

[taconafide2]

my scara's looking great, hope you'll have more luck :] eventually i spent those savings and got him but HHHHHH why can't i win those 50/50s</3

before I sumeru started i had her c0 kdhsjsj

THIS IS ALL FROM SUMERU??? OH GOD😭 I'M SO SORRY.... DID YOU GET CURSED???

#thankfully there's still a lot of time until eula reruns but it still hurts😭 hope u win the next one..... #i did my 30 wishes and got nothing LMAO #but i'm 56 wishes in and have a guarantee..... i'm just pissed i get everything at soft pity #and i've been on a losing streak lately #but well. i will get him soon #i hope alhaitham treats me nicer:|

[hellguarded-moved]

I've had a crush on you for a long time now but I'm too scared to tell you. I really enjoy talking to you OOC and plotting with you has made me super happy. Sorry for using anon, I just don't want you to think of me differently lol but I had to say it. Anyway, I hope we keep roleplaying together for a long time ♥

//  WHO ARE YOU

#comms. ( “OUTGOING” ); #ERROR ( ); #// WAH. #// I COME CHECK TUMBLR AFTER NO-LIFING MY LIFE AWAY N THIS!!!! #// I'M SOBBING. #// blease why would you crush on me i suck. am potato. #// idk who u are............ but i guarantee i also enjoy u & plotting with u & writting n all #// even tho i am. very slow. and forgetful. and scatterbrained. i'm sorry #// anD YOU KNOW WHAT. THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PPL THAT I ACTIVELY TALK WITH. SO THE ODDS ARE SMALL #// BUT STILL CONSIDERABLE ENOUGH FOR ME TO HAVE NO GD CLUE #// YOU WIN THIS ROUND!!!!! #// i still appreciate this tho. what a nice message. bless u and have a nice day

[ribbonbonny]

finally finished watching cf route and i am. astounded as how little edeIgard accomplished in the end. like am i just missing smth here this is so vague djwjfbjs

#‘she destroyed the influence of crests’ how ‘and nobility’ HOW? #LIKE THEY JUST. GLOSS OVER THAT? #like. the game made crests literally physically make someone better #even if they dont have a god meaning behind them anymore (which is arguable cus even w out rhea would ppl not still. believe that) #rich insane ppl will still want the genetically best kids possible. and the game lore itself has said that crests… make you better #if they were just stickers w no purpose Yea but like they actually make u stronger in some way #whivh is neat for gameplay but means this gets REAL messy trying to pretend they wouldnt influence thing anymore w no religion attached #also… what does her destroying the nobility system even mean #are there no sub rulers. like. at all? anymore? #is she controlling the entire region by herself #cus w all due respect that feels impossible #is SHE appointing leaders herself? what does that look like? #is she holding elections for ppl to be mayor??? #if shes doing that. wouldnt the crested families who have been already ruling n popular for ages #automatically have a way better shot at winning those elections? #and like… even if rhea is dead. the religion presumably isnt? so how can you guarantee ppl r not still valuing crests that way too? #unless shes just jailing ppl who think that way or whatever but that feels like a lost cause #LIKE RELIHIONS… DONT JUST UP N DISSAPPEAR CUS U KILLED THE POPE LIKE THAT #It would be incredibly funny if it did work like that tho. could you imagine #heyyy person who has based their entire way of life around this one thing #did you know that um… the pope was a dragon and a liar? i saw it myself. shes dead now. stop following that religion now ok #AND THEN IT. WORKS? do they want me to believe that #LIKE I AGREE W A LOT OF EDELGARDS IDEAS BUT THEY KEEP DOING HER SO DIRTY AT EVERY TURN #unless im missingn smth the end flashcard just feels like some nice incredibly naive ideas that r never gonna work out in the long run #ALSO TWSITD R STILL JUST RUNNING AROUND ?? #and their entire thing is manipulating ppl. you dont think this whole god conflict would leave a lot of ppl to b manipulated #if they want to recruit ppl theyre abt to have a field day #ribbon rambles #/head in my hands/ what was that ending #she may have united fodlan but girl the way things r looking itll fall apart in a couple years

[nu-kuya]

got rei & One [1] yakumo in 60 pulls im taking it and running. their kits are so bizarre but at least we've been freed from trigger skills for a bit

#considering i didnt even have enough saved for a guaranteed ssr this is a win 😭 #rip to my full blade collection tho ill miss u buddy we had such a good run #also i think counter attack is a trigger skill but i was just so sick of seeing that term in every single kit .. enough is enough

[baeshijima]

i got e1 welt at 20 pity trying to go for topaz but now i think ill save for guaranteed for sunday.... at least that means im guaranteed for the siblings tho bc i got robin and her lc earlier 😩

#may the stars guide you <3 #the shock i felt at the 20 pity tho #but man its always the dps/general dmg dealing charas that make me lose the 50/50 #he broke my 5 50/50 win streak smh 😔 #BUT ALSO WHY COULDNT U BE HIMEKO I STILL DONT HAVE HER BUT I ALREADY HAD U ARRRGRGHHH #anyway sunday and basically his lc too guaranteed now 💪 #ill get topaz at a later rerun... unless theres another follow-up character that gets released...

[indiangp]

what graphics should I make next...

#i was making a marc one last Sunday morning because my soul itself was convinced he was gonna win but god said no u already made sprint one #id love recommandations/ requests 🙏 #like rider + something you want (like color #idk ive seen many people do this in f1 but idk how well it will do here but it will be fun #og #also tbf i am still new to Photoshop so i cant guarantee theyll be good or made in time because im looking up tutorials for everything 😭 #but hiii send me an ask if you want 🙏 #goodnight goodnight 😽

[idolsummons]

consider sending some.... for when i wanna draw... feel free specify a cutie, or leave it to me <3 (currently only for mine b/c my art isn't. Great.)

sheet by raadst on twi.tter (according to op)

#i cannot guarantee any level of quality btw vdkfbnd #pls repost if u want this; don't reblog #i'm reposting b/c the op was talking specifically about stuff for their blog and thought this was a more respectful thing to do <3 #i'm the video game boy; i'm the one who wins! ｡･ﾟ✫ ooc

[asclepias0819]

also the worst wheel of fortune thing is the million dollar one bc literally no one gets it like, even if u win it all ur at the mercy of the bonus spin to pick the million thing again and it’s like what’s the point of even getting it in the first place

#maru.txt #like u gotta land on the wedge TWICE #win that round #avoid bankrupts #AND complete the final puzzle #and even then it is not guaranteed

[sovaharbor]

in my sudoku and words with friends era

#if any of u play words w friends add me pls :( im bad but thts ok #guaranteed wins for u! #summer's text tag

[trimisu]

i can't believe i've been playing genshin for a year now and still been waiting for that red-haired fire wine hater tycoon owner to come home

#trimisu #pls come home #like u can make me lose the 50/50 on baizhu's banner #so i can also be guaranteed (?) on ei #win win for us both #your mats are waiting for u :((

[ham1lton]

ham1lton’s 500 followers celebration masterlist ♥︎ ↴

mind of mine - lewis hamilton smau/smut.

-> lewis has just dropped his first full length album after winning his final championship. the internet goes wild trying to find his muse.

‘cause i’m that bitch. - charles leclerc smau.

-> charles keeps trying to tell everyone he’s in a relationship with you, the it girl of the fashion world. yet, no one believes him. he’s very keen on changing that.

fight for this love - jude bellingham smau.

-> jude meets you at a promotional event for a brand you both have a deal with. after the first meeting, he’s smitten, but there is a problem. he never got your number.

kiss me thru the phone! - logan sargeant smau.

-> oscar has a new number. no problem! until logan realises he hasn’t been texting his friend his breakdown but rather some random girl. well… let’s hope you have some good advice at least.

superstar - oscar piastri smau.

-> lando knows oscar is hiding something from him. he attempts to go on the hunt but unbeknownst to him, the truth is an open secret. he’s dating you, the incredibly smart, talented child prodigy.

sebastian’s angel.- sebastian vettel smau.

-> when you start attending sebastian’s races, people speculate that you’re friends or perhaps it’s a pr deal for the company you’re both affiliated to. that’s until your post sets the internet aflame.

have a baby by me (be a millionaire) - lando norris fluff.

-> after lando’s first win, you’re there to help him celebrate alongside…. a child? now everyone is trying to figure out when, how and why the two of you had a baby with no one noticing.

cooking mama! - carlos sainz smau.

-> carlos sainz - full time formula one racer and part time chef. the double life that he lives with you, his girlfriend of five years. until the channel releases a countdown to an announcement that is guaranteed to have watchers glued to their seats.

sk8er grl to baker girl. - mick schumacher smau.

-> think of the most unconventional couple you know. to everyone else, the answer to that question would be you and mick. so when mick posts about his secret girlfriend’s baking projects, no one puts together the pieces. until you blurt it out.

no pressure - kylian mbappé smau

-> the two of you have been dating for a while now, and kylian thinks it’s time for the next step. he wants you to meet his parents but you don’t want that to happen for reasons beyond your control.

— requests are now CLOSED! thank u!

#ham1lton 500 ☾ #f1 x reader #formula one x reader #jude bellingham x reader #oscar piastri x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #logan sargeant x reader