#twink unlimited

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

Well this Grindr date is going to shit

#You are a single dad trying to get back out there #you find a hot twink that looks like your dead husband #and he brings about the apocalypse #and rips your face off #typical 🙄 #critical role #exandria unlimited: calamity #exandria: calamity

[yourdicc]

??faker ?

#gil bouta obliterate this twink ass #i dont read the bsd manga idk whats going on #unlimited faker works #i just remembered gil is a twink too #twink on twink violence is about to occur #bsd #bsd 4 #bungou stray dogs #fsn #fate stay night ubw #fate series #gilgamesh #nikolai gogol #fate extra

[bcdwclves-aa]

anyways, this is definitely alex/mateo vibes. 

#( lemons. ) #( the bestiary. ) #hung twinks w basically unlimited sex drive and hung to their knees w monster thick-cocks. #dangerous dangerous dangerous.

[furioussharkwombat]

Chệch this out

#onlyf@nz #gay man #sexyboys #smooth body #beautiful men #groups business #https://quickshare.samsungcloud.com/wbeb9xd84kgf #slim twink #t4t #unlimited #ftm nsft

[piived]

Justice is Swift (Vengeance is Sweet) — Ch.2 Shitposts/Teasers

master post || <- ch.1 memes || ch.2

ch.2 memes without context in honor of the upcoming update of jisvis ;)

Bernard: Yeah we have another boyfriend, he’s the best and we love him very much! :D

Danny, very used to poly trios and the chaos they bring: Well fuck.

Tim and Bernerd, distraught but ready to throw hands: How the fuck is the cute twink homophobic this is such a tragedy

Danny, finally realizing what he said: WAIT NO IM GAY TOO AND MY FRIENDS ARE POLY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM JUST INSANELY SINGLE AND LONELY IM NOT AN ASSHOLE I PROMISE LOOK AT THEM THEYRE MY PRIDE AND JOY IM SO SO CHILL WITH YOU HAVING ANOTHER BOYFRIEND AND WHEN CAN I MEET HIM—

Bernard and Tim: Oh he’s just a dumbass that’s fine

—

Danny: Yeah you guys would love my friends! I’ll have to introduce you all when they visit!

Danny, thinking about Tucker and Tim in the same room with unlimited access to Wayne Tech: … Wait.

Danny, realizing that Conner and Sam would find a way to start a campus wide protest over something despite neither being students: ACtually—

Danny, realizing that Bernard and Val would be no help because they are enablers and enjoy seeing their partners cause chaos: Fuck.

Danny: Yeah, I take it back, you guys are never allowed to meet. Ever.

—

Danny: sends selfie with tim drake to tucker lol he’s going to shit himself

Tucker, receiving said message: Oh my God I just shit myself

—

Tim: What the fuck is that?

Danny: My phone?

Tim *grabby hands*: Please I must see

Danny: Oh Tucker is going to be so fucking happy

—

Bruce, seeing a black haired blue eyed child with parental issues and a heroic drive: Alfred get the adoption papers ready please

Jazz, getting ready to start biting: Hands off you bastard I raised that child and I will shove those papers so far up your ass—

—

Sam: Look what you did, Danny.

Sam, gesturing to Tucker catatonic on the ground: You fucked up a perfectly good nerd.

Danny: He was like that when you got him.

—

Tim: If you’re going to crash my interrogation at least stay quiet?

Jason: Can we do it in his apartment?

Tim: Why?

Jason: hiding the takeout container behind his back Uh, less chance of him running?

Tim: … Fine.

Jason, excited to have a reason to be at his crush’s apartment: *fist pumping*

—

Jason: Blatantly flirting with Danny in the middle of Tim’s very important investigation

Tim: No! He was my friend first, back off!

Jason: But he’s cute!

Danny: You think I’m cute? :’D

Tim: Fuck, he’s fallen for the trap already.

#i’m so stoked for this chapter yall #i’ll update with the shitposts when the chapter comes out bc ~spoilers~ but they’ll be in the end notes as always #jisvis #jisvis ch.2 shitposts #vee creates #dpxdc

[spacethatsit]

I’ve been thinking about the hate on tgs cause like…I don’t enjoy seeing people just bash something/a fandom down just bc they don’t like it

TLDR: Let people enjoy things man even if you think it’s stupid (obligatory exception to things that are rooted in bigotry)

{I started rambling in the read more sorry :3}

Cause I used to also not really like tgs because it was so different from adaptations and I was telling my sister about it and her in her unlimited wisdom just went ‘so?’ And it opened my mind to limitless possibilities

What I was just thinking about is the thing I was always off put by and I think other people are is Hyde being goofy instead of sinister and while I am in the team that would very much like for him to start murdering and shit the thing is that the story isn’t over yet.

So like…it’s hard to be made at it for me because it could happen - it just hadn’t yet! There’s like a shit ton of chapters left to be published and stuff!

I used to totally be on the ‘this is different from the original source material so bad’ train but now I get it cause I mean you can only retell the same story so many times. It just gets bad when there’s like weird misrepresentations, like Jekyll and Hyde being compared to DID and shit

now THAT’S bad, but like…twink Jekyll and Hyde is an INTERESTING concept, I’ll give you that, but it’s not going to be the end of the world and I’ve seen tgs fans talk about the book, like they’re not stupid

#my sister saying this and that one audio that’s like ‘what if [blank] happens?’ followed by ‘what if?’ have changed my life #I’d like to say for the better #tgs #the glass scientists #jekyll and hyde #I fear for online attacks if I post this #but I must be strong #can’t we all just be cool bros 😥

[menacingly-emily]

unlimited forcefem upon cute twinks

[uninformedartist]

So the new episode of helluva.

So gripes 1st. Hate that Stella is still a one note character, she's also whining in this ep and immature as hell. Andy (ice brother) annoying aswell no personality other than annoying ice twink. His and Stella's dynamic together was... off to me. Like the things he said to her and their interactions were just.. off. I've heard suspicious/questionable things in postings and such about them but I'll leave it at me just feeling off about them

The B plot with Loona and Blitz was forgettable, only connection is it to the hospital Stolas also ends up at. The censorship was annoying and the almost r-word was 💀 yeah wait to shove it to the critics that voiced issue when it was said in the pilot Viv really sticking it to them 🙂 I love it haha. Anyway Moxxie and Millie has some role in this ep unlike what happened in season 2 ep 2, still nothing to develop Millie all I can say is that she's nice to others by thanking those singing imps but that's all, same old story for her. What really bugged me was again pacing, had to rewind the whole time because it moved too damn fast even for me who picks up on fast info put before me. Had a problem idk if its just me but the ep was lagging in some areas and glitchy and I rewinded multiple times but the issue persists.

Hate hate the sympathy Blitz feels for Stolas, unlimited woobiefication because one Viv wrote this ep so of course and 2 their relationship is based on cohesion, power imbalance and r*pe. I hate their relationship how toxic it is and how season 2 turned Blitz into the instigator of their relationship when season 1 clearly stated it was Stolas's idea and now Blitz feels sorry for his abuser like what. I don't care sorry that Stolas got hurt, he's an immortal abuser that sees anyone even Blitz an imp as below him and took advantage of him. Not changing my mind on that. Lastly, the songs suck point blank.

Pros 2nd: Props to the artists involved on this ep as always. Liked the ice bird's castle, Moxxie and Millie were actually on their own on a mission cool, was lackluster in general but they were somewhat useful in this ep.

Other than that um, yeah wasn't good or bad just eh, much better than the previous one but it was eh a 4.5/10 maybe a 5 if I was high.

#helluva boss critical #vivziepop critical #my post #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss criticism #review

[regaliasonata]

Kaguragi: N’kosopa’s leader is just a twink in baggy pants that has unlimited League and Genshin cash.

Yanma: I will slit your throat…

Kaguragi: I’ll enjoy it!

Yanma:

#royal sentai kingohger #kingohger #tombo ohger #hachi onger #kaguragi dybowski #yanma gust #incorrect quotes #Kingohger incorrect quotes #incorrect Kingohger quotes

[transforming]

Life Update + Commissions!

Hey y'all! So here's a life update because right now, it's fucking hell on earth:

I'm going through major financial instability in my life, and as a college student, it's really hitting hard. Parents are out of a job, and my college just implemented a salary earnings cap for student jobs, which honestly I think is stupid and cruel to low-income students like me. On top of that, where I live, students can't work part time jobs outside of university, which would make it even more (and already) extremely difficult for me to cover my living expenses, let alone tuition fees.

After talking to some of my friends in this community about what I could do to keep myself afloat (and try to keep paying for my studies), and after getting some advice on how to proceed, I have decided to open up writing commissions.

To start, here is how it's gonna work with me:

Firstly, send me a message. You could do it over here on Tumblr, that's fine, but I'd much prefer it if you could message me on Discord, since I'm more reachable there. This makes things a lot easier for us to talk through your ideas and delve deeper into them, really flesh them out, and figure things out before I start writing.

Do NOT send me commission requests through asks.

Second, make sure to properly read through my rules below. Pricing details are set out below (rule 4), so make sure to keep that in mind when you're sending a request and when we're in discussion.

The number of commissions I will take on at at time will depend on a number of factors:

balancing my writing with college assignments & priorities

my level of interest

my writing mood / mental health

I'll make sure to provide updates on when I'm open to them or not.

Okay, now that those are out of the way, here are the very important rules that need to be taken in consideration.

The Transforming Commission Rules:

1. I reserve the right to refuse writing commissions.

Beside the above-mentioned reasons for the number of commissions I'm willing to take; or regardless of the reason; or for no given reason, no means no. Flat out.

I may not like the idea. Maybe I'm busy with classes, life or other commissions. Or perhaps my mental health's taken a downwards spin and/or I'm just not in the mood to write at the moment.

Make no mistake, if you pester me and ask if I've reconsidered your idea, I will simply just block you, no questions asked. If you want to politely ask again if my classes/time/mood were the issue for my saying no, I'd be more than happy to talk things out.

Also, please keep in mind that besides writing stories and my college classes, I have a life too. If you message me about a commission and I don't respond immediately, I'm either just busy or asleep.

I'll make sure to reply to those that inquire, it might just take me a sec.

2. Be as creative as possible, but also use your common sense.

As a creative writing student, I'm gonna be hard on this: one-sentence commission requests that just say "Make me into a twink!" or "Turn me into a frat bro!" will more than likely get refused. That said, try to make your request a little more compelling for me.

Come up with a plot summary, throw some more tf's in there, maybe add a delicious plot twist that would subvert a part of your idea, . I can only write so many of one type of tf story - they're fun, but don't make me bored sick of writing any more of them.

Also, be conscientious and realistic about the length you want. I'm no literary god with unlimited time, and I definitely can't fit a heavily descriptive tf AND a good plot in just 1,000 words.

If you're feeling insane super generous, or more supportive to help me out, and want to commission longer pieces (more than 3,000 words), we can talk more about it when you make the request.

3. I have limits. Push them and our deal's off.

Some of these are without question:

Underage characters / tf's (you will immediately get blocked if you make such a request).

Feet

Violence / pain / rape / non-consensual acts

Homophobic tf's (refer to my repost of @idesofrevolution's post - they've explained it better than I ever could)

Chastity

Unrealistic sizes

Animal tf's

Celebrity tf's (more details below)

I'm primarily a male tf writer, so gender tf is fine, but a heavily female focused story is a nope from me.

Don't even think to ask, I simply will not write them.

As much as I used to include them in my previous stories (especially with TF College), I won't generally do celebrity tf's anymore (i.e. stuff like "Turn me into Henry Cavill!") There may be a lot of very sexy celebrities around, and as hot as it may be to become them, I've had my fair share of writing those stories to the point where I'm done with them. Writing up original characters are more my thing these days - I'm a creative writing major, after all.

There is, of course, some flexibility with this, so if you have an idea but aren't completely sure, you can always ask me. If the idea is compelling enough -- and the guy hot enough -- maybe I'll make an exception. That's much better than getting rejected.

4. Payment & Delivery.

See, as much as I'm struggling right now, I'm not inconsiderate either - I know I'm not the only writer going through shit. I also know people aren't gonna dish out money to completely cover my life and instantly get me out of this hellish rut.

That said, I charge $0.04/word (for my British friends, £0.03/word). That's $40 (£30) per 1,000 words, or $20 (£15) for 500 words.

Payment is via PayPal. In full, up front. I will not begin writing until I've been paid.

When it comes to format of delivery, I will send you a pdf of the final story, provided you give me an email to send the pdf to (unless you' message me on Discord, for which I can just send the pdf to you directly).

5. Use of Images & Posting on Public.

The final say on any images included in these commissions are up to you. You're completely welcome to bring your own images to for me to write around, but if you don't have any, I'm happy to try and find some I feel fit the particular story if you'd like me to.

Then again, I can't make any promises. If I can't find image(s) that fit, or you don't like the ones I provide, I won't climb every mountain or cross every stream to find something. These are writing commissions in the end, so keep that in mind.

I'll also give you the final word on posting these commissions here on Tumblr. If you specifically don't want me to post yours, please say so during the process. If you say nothing, I may end up posting some of them after they've been delivered.

If you're okay for me to post the commission, but would like to remain anonymous (as in not get tagged on the post), make sure to let me know that too. This is an easy one to forget, so I'll be reaching out to you on posting after I've delivered it.

- Drew the Transformer

P.S. Don't forget, you can also tip me over on ko-fi, if you can't or don't want to commission! Seriously, any support during this very difficult time is always welcome, but I'll also understand if you can't.

#not a story #tf commissions #life update

[kabra-malvada]

New ✨ROSS✨ reference sheet!

(My baby gurl, look at them 💗💛💙)

🌟Close ups🌟

More about them under the cut:

8'5 (tall as ro be able to oversee all tables).

Electronic faceplate. Ross' face glitches when they're making any facial expressions they're "not supposed to do".

All articulations move 360°.

Uses Roller-skates to move faster between tables and orders (their body will freeze if a possible accident may happen).

They/them, Panromantic and ace :)

FazCo's new gimmick attempt.

4 arms to carry more orders.

Knows up to 12 different languages (including different sign languages).

Really chatty, too chatty sometimes.

Their customer service protocols fail a lot but they're able to pretend they don't (requires a lot of self restrain to not scream at rude clients).

Can only be paid in Faztokens that they use to play on the arcade machines at night.

Some time ago they found a Nintendo DS and some games in lost and found, they refused to turn it in.

Has access to the internet so they have unlimited access to all kind of recipes.

Neat freak. (They actively hunt down rats/roaches they might find just to make sure they're dealt with, basically just kicking them out into the back alley).

Knows some magic tricks to amuse customers

Really well coordinated (cannot afford to spill anything hot on clients).

Stressed 24/7. At the edge of a mental breakdown constantly, as they're a really new addition to the plex they are constantly being supervised. So just one little slip up and they'll more likely be decommissioned. As at the moment they can be easily replaced.

Has so much envy of the GlamRocks, as they feel they have everything handed to them on a silver plate. But they're civil to them. (The GlamRocks have NO idea Ross hates them and are really polite with them).

Has a fascination for humans as they're their only source of validation (sad). But despise rude customers. Specially when referred as an 'it'.

The arcade is Ross' favorite way of de-stressing. They're really good friends with DJ because of this. Also pretty good friends with @axolotluv 's OC Cody and the daycare attendants.

Their dream is to scape the plex and open their own restaurant.

Twink. But strong as hell, designed to unload heavy supplies for the kitchen

LINK to the first comics I made of them (really angsty)

will add more later

#sthu kabra #fnaf oc #ross #fnaf security breach

[tetralea]

Okay babes, prompts are officially closed. I’m so happy you sent in so, so many, but unfortunately I don’t have unlimited time on my hands. Anything sent after this point I’ll ignore, I’m sorry. I have 20 more in my inbox, some follow a theme together so I’ll probably combine some of those, and try to create 5 stories all together. 🙏

1. There will be a Tororosso prodigy twink Charles x RedBull mentore figure Max

2. A maffia AU. Charles being captured and Max uses some rather unconventional but not less useful interrogation tactics (Kinda dark, don’t try it at home)

3. Maybe another day in the life of dark CEO!Max

4. A blurb, which is just cute

5. Aaand one with light dom/sub dynamics - if there are any ideas for this one, for an AU/any setting let me know! The ask is great, but it doesn’t strike me as anything with a theme.

+1 Maybe but this is a big maybe one snippet from what could be infidelity AU or same one in todays setting in Austria lestappen reminiscing about their RS and Austria 2019 then 2022 and then this weekend’s events, it will be more cute than hardcore smut.

#lestappen #prompts #Dóri’s summer celebration

[yamyamchaosbean]

a little bit in first person POV of Varcity!!

Enjoy! TW: swearing, medication refs, trauma, scars reopening, being tied up etc,

another nightmare. that's what woke me up in a cold sweat. i had grasped at my shirt and clawed at my arm. opening up the scars once again "fuck me" i had said as i swug my legs off the side of my bed. unlike Blackrock, my room had a window, bathroom and no lava wall. it had posters and trash scattered around. my bedside table held a picture frame of a young girl, a beautiful woman and a much happier me. along that was an alarm clock and my meds. so many meds. i stood up and stretched, my back popping back into place. 4:37am perfect time to start my day unlike your facility, i have something called humanity. you may be gagged, tied up and unable to summon your gear, but at least i give you three meals a day and unlimited bathroom breaks. 5:00am i waltzed into the spare room i kept you in. it used to be her room now it just held an air mattress and a beat-up, bleeding twink "wakey wakey you Blackrock fuck, breakfast is served"

@hyp-fixator

please, id like to see what u cook <3

#phighting roblox #phighting! #roblox phighting #phighting oc #phighting #phighting writing #writing

[furioussharkwombat]

#gay man #sexyboys #smooth body #beautiful men #groups business #https://quickshare.samsungcloud.com/wbeb9xd84kgf #slim twink #t4t #unlimited #ftm nsft

[woltourney]

ROUND 1 / SIDE B / POLL 8

Rigel Orionis / Ragdoll (@thegreatyin) v. Syla (@mistdrinkersblade)

Rigel Orionis / Ragdoll:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. 'Rigel Orionis', but it's really just a name he came up with on the spot- outside of the game universe, he's just referred to as Ragdoll. For the purposes of poll naming, feel free to use either/or. He/they pronouns. He does have an in-universe lore-accurate name, but Rigel is just what he goes by.

q. What is your WoL's species? a. Fluffy humanoid beast? Catperson? He thinks?? Everyone calls him a "milk quote" something and at this point he's too far in to just turn around and ask. (Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te)

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. Canonically switches them up depending on expansion. Started as a Black Mage, went Red Mage in Heavensward, swapped between Machinist and Dancer in Stormblood, and currently (because I'm not at Endwalker yer) mains both Reaper and Dark Knight in Shadowbringers. I'd imagine his "true" main is probably just Red Mage, with maybe a hint of DRK in there for spice.

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. Crystal, Goblin! I'd love to hang with people sometime. There's so many scales left to grind for that damn Rathalos mount.

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. (No major spoilers aside from vague Stormblood references!) Rigel is! A jerk! He's always been a little jerk at heart, and regardless of setting, he always falls back to being a little jerk… on the outside. He's smug, cocky, insults you for fun- the physical embodiment of every terrible gay twink at every gay bar ever. And then sometimes he's alone and starts randomly sobbing. And sometimes he's cuddly and desperate for affection. And sometimes he's intensely devoted to the people he's decided are his family, even to the point of death. And sometimes he's just deeply lonely. There's a lot of suitcases upon suitcases to unpack, here. Once upon a time, in the midst of some guy's ambiguous tragic backstory, he suddenly woke up in the wastelands of Carteneau with no idea where he was or how he got there. After coming to the terms with the fact of being a catboy, they decided to take up odd jobs and favors around the first place they ended up traveling to- some weird obscure city called "Ul'dah". Eventually they ran into some equally-obscure guy called Thancred, and the rest is the plot of the universally acclaimed MMO with an unlimited free trial going up to level 60 including the award winning expansion Heavensward. They are. Mixed. On the whole "being a hero" thing. He really just wanted to go home, but suddenly he's saddled with two teenagers, a job, and a weird blond stalker with a rampant masochism streak. Also the crippling identity and existential crisis, but shhhh, those haven't hit him yet. A universal trait of Rigel is that he likes to sing. I didn't list Bard as one of his canonical jobs, but I can see him unironically picking it up as a genuine stress reducer. He has a thing for music, and art, and history, and reading, and all combinations of the four. That aside, he probably delights in the little mundane things the most, like building a rock collection or taking a relaxing nature walk.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. "Win? I'm winning? Who??"

q. Anything else you wanna add? a. He's an unrelated OC (named Rigel Alphoris-Orionis, go figure) that I decided to import into FFXIV as a semi-joke when I wasn't sure if I was going to stick with the game. By the end of ARR, I ended up going all-in on the concept of him being the unfortunate protagonist of life, and now in my personal canon he is quite literally just that OC isekaied against his will into Eorzea. Terrible personality and all. And his soul is puppeteering a corpse Ascian-style, but nobody (including him) actually knows that yet.

Syla:

q. What is your WoL name and pronouns? a. Syla (He/Him)

q. What is your WoL's species? a. Rava Viera

q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes? a. Gunbreaker

q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you? a. Crystal - Balmung

q. Tell us a bit about your WoL! a. A member of Lente's Tears who was kicked out for a premature / failed assassination attempt on Legatus Noah van Gabranth. Fled to Eorzea to seek help in freeing his homeland of Dalmasca, only to get picked up by the Scions like a stray cat. He enjoys being a hero, although it does get a bit tiring after so often to him. But Syla enjoys being a beacon of hope and relief for others.. His free time is spent either working and tinkering on his gunblade and cartridges or training with allies.

q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!) a. "Why shouldn't I win? You don't face the things I've seen and walk away a from mere contest of affections empty handed."

#💎 shout #💎 round one

[paradoxcase]

@twink-with-an-agenda:

Burning the Cavaliers soul like a battery does actually give you an unlimited access to an internal thanergy source, at least that's how it was explained in GtN! I forgot the exact wording though. It's like, the Cavalier is perpetually dying inside you and therefore perpetually generates thanergy?

@eye-lantern:

Each lyctor has their own well, which is the burning soul of their Cav. They refer to it as a well in universe but the narration uses the word battery or furnace a lot

Oh, right, I went back to Gideon the Ninth and I see there is actually Ianthe dialog about this:

I think I didn't get all of that the first time through, and then in Harrow it was called "the Lyctoral well" and stated that Harrow still had access to it, so I thought it must be a communal power source. But if it does work this way, why can Harrow still use it, after she's removed Gideon? That is what she did, right? It can't logically be anything else. And also, if it's attached to Lyctors, other necromancers in the same place should be able to use it as well. In Gideon, Mayonnaise Uncle siphoned Ianthe and she said that she was producing power faster than he could siphon it. Doesn't that mean that a regular necromancer could siphon a Lyctor in space and acquire infinite power to do whatever they want as well, with no danger to the Lyctor? It seems like that would be a more efficient use of Lyctors than separating them from everyone else, because then you could have more people doing things per Lyctor

@wellhappybirthdaytomeiguess:

I loved Ortus’ reaction to her comment here. :-)

Oh yeah, that reaction is much more funny now that I know what she actually meant

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #twink-with-an-agenda #eye-lantern #wellhappybirthdaytomeiguess