My life would improve greatly if instead of having to talk to people I could just either " !!! " or " ??? " Like Turnip Boy
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Ok several things to talk about here ,,,
1. Turnip boy is Enorme
2. Their GOVERNMENT NAMES are their HEXADECIMAL CODES?????????
3. IT’S THE FUCKING BARBIE MEME?!?!?! (you know the one.)
4. Heights .
Ok so . Neither of them are standing in the right position (feet together, standing straight) BUT ima going to estimate that they are both about 155cm. That is almost exactly 5’1. ALL OF THE STICK FIGURES ARE CANONICALLY 5’1. CONFIRMED!!!!
man I love overanalyzing things <333333
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recently played both of the turnip boy games,, guys,, i think i have a new favourite guy ever im so obsessed with him hes my son now
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What I thought turnip boy would be about: a turnip ripping up documents while fighting silly little fruit & vegetable themed monsters and creatures
What turnip boy was about: humanity has destroyed itself with nuclear weapons and the radiation has caused fruits and vegetables to develop sentience. An onion wants to create a human-based government and will commit murder to do so. Your father loved you, even if he didn't tell you everything. A mutated human is only slightly larger than you but a mysterious cat is fucking huge. Killing other people's annoying roommates is okay if you get the rent from their body after you kill them
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Apple cats from Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion! :) I couldn't totally stay true to the default Tumblr color palette I usually use to make these but whatever
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turnip boy!!! i really wanna buy this when it comes out
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@ilovedemongirls and I got tattoos inspired by some art I made for Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion! The final tattoo was designed and tattooed by @/jaystor.ink on insta.
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scrunk of the day 15: Turnip Boy (turnip boy commits tax evasion)
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Silly doodle to celebrate new turnip boy game
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