with 🏦 Turnip Boy Robs a Bank 💰 launching EXTREMELY soon (January 18th!!! 🤯), we've been massively restructuring how we do social media. sadly, part of this is the archiving of our tumblr. 🥲
we really love this site, but unfortunately we have to focus elsewhere due to several factors.
that being said, there's tons of places you can follow/join to get more snoozy kazoo goodness! here's a list!
Discord 💜
Facebook 💙
Instagram 🩷
TikTok 🖤
X 🖤
YouTube ❤️
The Snoozy Kazoo Blog 💚
but yeah, at least on tumblr, this is goodbye for now... we really love the platform, so there's a chance we return, but until then, peace gamers! 💖
we got some banger news for y'all today! we partnered with Shattered Journal Games to bring you the soupiest crossover ever! 🍲
we helped add the Vegetable Stew level to Super Raft Boat Together which is full of Turnip Boy goodness! 🫢 you can face off against enemies like the worm and pig, drown in soup, and fight God Onion! woah!!! 🤯
you can also hire Turnip Boy as a mercenary who will appear more likely at the end of Vegetable Stew! 😎 you can also find Apple Cats hatching out of eggs! 😸
there's all this, and more Turnip Boy goodness in to Super Raft Boat Together RIGHT NOW!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO PLAY THE GAME!!! 🏃💨💨💨
don't have to Super Raft Boat Together? it's on sale RIGHT NOW, and if you already own Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion on Steam, you can get it for 💸 EVEN CHEAPER 💸 through our brand spanking new Steam bundle! 💰
it says on this snoozy social media calendar that there is supposed to be an art contest right about now… uh… jen has been in hiding since i kidnapped her boss… but she left some notes!!! woo notes!!!
it’s time to make art about me robbing banks! yay!!!!!
“Hi gamers! As we get closer to the end of the year, the anticipation for the launch of Turnip Boy Robs a Bank grows! We’re hopping to have some official news for you soon!
In the meantime, we thought having a Turnip Boy Robs a Bank art contest could be fun! We’re thinking of having a general “Turnip Boy Robs a Bank” theme. So go wild! As long as it’s related to the game it works!
We’re super excited to see what y’all come up with! Hopefully some six foot vegetable doesn’t impede the launch of this art contest!” -Jen
lol right right. now to the fun stuff. here is the prize!
the prize is:
🏆 me not taking your family for ransom AND a Pinny Arcade Turnip Boy Robs a Bank pin!
this ends on the 9th of November 2023 at 11:59 PM EST and we will pick a winner shortly after!
niceeee. she also left some dumb rules.
“Each enamel pin will be substituted for a $25 Steam gift card if you do not live in the United States. Use the tag #TBRABartcontest to qualify!” - Jen
You're wanted in the the entire north American continent, You're the most wanted person in Brazil, and there are 594 nuclear missiles pointed at your exact location and it gets worse, they have arrested every member of your drug ring in Mexico and Abraham Lincoln has come back with a machete to personally assassinate you.
And worst of all they have threatened to cancel "Turnip boy commits massive acts of terrorism in Veggieville"!!!!