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turkishsmoker · 6 months
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urbanwilder · 6 months
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Turkish macho farmer
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anonymousdaddychaser · 2 months
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menpop · 2 years
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hotvintagepoll · 4 months
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This is a three-way poll. Only one of these men will continue to the third round of the bracket.
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Turhan Bey (The Climax, Arabian Nights, Prisoners of the Casbah)—Turkish matinee idol who actually got to break out of the mold of "sinister racist villain parts" to play romantic leading men
Bela Lugosi (Dracula)—no propaganda submitted beyond this link to a Tumblr gifset and this link to a Tumblr photo
Michael Redgrave (The Lady Vanishes)—my beautiful bisexual hot linguist geek dandy nerd. I'm specifically nominating him for "The Lady Vanishes," but how can you not love him in this—it's a strikingly modern performance, not a whiff of old school macho masculinity; he starts the movie as a bit of a cad, thoughtless and self-absorbed, but the second our heroine's in trouble he's attentive, he's helpful, he's running around speaking languages and helping her with international spycraft shenanigans and just being so funny and warm and JOYOUS. (and again. he is SO bisexual. see the picture [attached below]). he's hot in the debate club twink kinda way and i've never wanted to smooch an idiot more
This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
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"BISEXUAL."
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octuscle · 7 months
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What is your fave kind of jock??
Oh, I have very simple tastes. I like the all American football hero.
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Okay, cool would be if he had hair on his chest. Doesn't have to be many. The main thing is to have hair on the chest and a beard. Definitely not blond. Black hair, black beard. And dark brown eyes. They glisten like the skin oiled with really much oil. Of course, he should speak Turkish. And be a total macho. With a macho job. Mechnician or something.
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Yes, I think that is my favorite kind of jocks.
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ohshy · 3 months
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do u have any bald bull or soda popinski headcanons ? 🩷
HELL YEAHHH u get both !!!!!
🫧Soda Popinski🫧
keeps trying to get hippo to try different types of soda. hippo tried one once and nearly passed out from the amount of sugar. needless to say, it was funny and a little scary trying to explain it to passerby
soda is one of the few people that knows about kaiser's berliner partying days. its something kaiser likes to keep secret, seeing as he feels like he has a ''reputation to protect''. it did help that soda's a very gregarious guy in general though, he just has a certain energy ab him that makes people wanna confess things to him.
in general, soda knows how to keep secrets really well, especially if he spills anything about the russian government, the consequences might be dire…
speaking of the russian government, his mother is a scientist who originally created soda in a lab as an assignment to create the ultimate fighting machine. as such, she isn't allowed to have full custody of her son, as he partially belongs to the government lab. Poor lady…
all of soda's family and acquaintances are nicknamed after soda. He has a girlfriend named cola (credit to mabs for that idea), his mother is nicknamed popuschka, and he calls his headscientist dr pepper.
like ive said before, he learns english from macho and disco, and often gets words mixed up. one time he called macho man ''brogus'' and macho absolutely hated it.
has a tendency to underestimate his strength a little. if you make him laugh particularly hard, he'll slap you on the back and you'll likely end up w/ a fractured spine. (exaggarated obviously, but it WILL hurt)
hangs around a lot w/ the other two nicest guys of the WVBA, them being disco kid and bear hugger. disco refers to their squad as the ''turntable trio'', as they all like to dance. ms bear makes him feel at home as well, but the squirrell freaks him out a little. also shares a sweet tooth w/ hugger so theres that too hehe.
aside from soda, total sucker for certain russian desserts, especially medovik and pastila.
🐂Bald Bull🐂
comes from a rich family. his ma is a singer and his dad a retired athlete
along w/ a mansion, has a HUGE ranch where cows n bulls roam, this is how he became inspired to name himself bald bull.
quite the introverted guy, and doesnt socialize much outside of his own circuit. He is quite chummy with Sandman and Soda though. One time, he offered Soda a turkish delight , and the rest is history. He also relates a lot to sandman due to both having issues w/ quick irritability.
the only other person outside the world circuit that bull interacts with is disco kid, mainly thanks to the fact him and soda are acquinted. Disco gave bull a rly nice outlet for his anger issues, namely dancing! Disco one day saw bull roll his fists in the ring, thought ''WOW that guy can really move !!!!'' bc it reminded him of a classic disco dance. he then talked to soda about him and the rest is history :3
Audhd. paparazzi not withstanding, does not manage his symptoms well.
has very mixed feelings on his mom. On one hand, her voice is like sweet nostalgia to him because she always sang him sweet lullabies, but at the other hand she has broken his trust in many ways that he feels cant be repaired. gets along better w/ his dad tho
used to have a rly sweet school girl type giggle, but his family teased him out of it :(
thinks hes like clark kent whenever he disguises himself as Mask X. the world circuit all know, but the paparazzi is none the wiser somehow. dw nobody in the WVBA will tell :]
interests outside of boxing include arm wrestling, farm animals, and (very rarely) singing. You gotta b real special for him to sing for you. Very private person in general.
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dangermousie · 10 months
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This scene was aaaaa! (Yes, I peeked at ep 12 raw.) Mind you, this is after she knows he offed her dad blah blah they are they both so insane and I love it!!! Even my meager Turkish is enough to be able to tell that she says she hates him and he responds he loves her.
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And then she takes him by the hand and leads him to her bedroom aaaaa!!!
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The way they both suffer because they know it’s both the first and the last time!
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And then she writes him a farewell letter and ditches while he sleeps. 
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I started emitting seal noises at the whole “she banged him and ghosted him right after” thing omg Gulcemal bey!!! You’ve been used...heeeeee. (yeah yeah she loves him too blah blah I am still amused.)
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N1 reason I love Turkish shows - they take some incredibly alpha, macho, testosterone-poisoned man who is built like a whole house and then break him down utterly by love. Like - this is 1000% more delicious because Gulcemal has THAT character and looks carved from granite as a default.
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And he takes a swan dive off a cliff at the end of the ep and honestly, I realize there is one ep left and she will probably find him with amnesia or something and they will live happily ever after but this would 100% be a fitting ending and I’d be OK if the show stopped here.
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This is basically a Fei Wo Si Cun novel as done by Turkey and I can’t get enough.
Another interesting thing to me is the screenwriter for this was the original screenwriter for Seyah Beyaz Ask, another tale of a macho, violent man with family trauma who marries a strong woman against her will who fights him as equals. The screenwriters changed for SBA and the story got softened somewhat (though still plenty excellent, it’s the Turkish show that dragged me back to them) so in some ways it’s like a small glimpse into what SBA may have been like. 
@aysekira @tomorrowsdrama​ @andoqin​ won’t anyone watch this total insanity with me?
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anotherwvba · 7 months
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Inside My Head(canon): A Family Tradition
Some of you may have noticed in some of my recent story posts, parts 4 and 5 of "Challenge Accepted" to be precise, that the WVBA's Irish bad boy Aran Ryan mentions that he has a fight upcoming with The Sandman and that he's going to hand him his first loss. But if you check out my "History of the WVBA," you'll see that in my story Mr. Sandman was the first WVBA Champion over 25 years ago and has lost before. So what gives? Simply put, in my story, the Sands are a WVBA legacy.
Tyrell “The Razor” Sands started his boxing career more than 40 years ago, first as an amateur, then going pro. His flamboyant style and knockout artistry earned him the nickname "The Sandman" in the press. He would soon capture the North American and Continental Heavyweight Titles, but promoters refused to sign the loudmouthed and opinionated Sands to a World Title fight. Their fear was that Sands wouldn't play ball with the boxing establishment and that fear was well-founded.
The founding of the WVBA saw many of the world's best boxers, many of whom had been shunned by the establishment, signing exclusive deals. Sands, now in the prime of his career, knew he had to be part of this groundbreaking league. A press conference was held to announce the WVBA Championship Tournament and Sands was brought out as the final participant. When he came on stage, a brash young Turkish fighter going by Bald Bull called him out in a most disrespectful manner, yelling for "The Sandman." What Sands said in response is one of the WVBA's most famous moments...
"Look here, kid. I'm gonna do what somebody shoulda done to you a long time ago. I'm gonna beat some respect into you, son. By the time I'm done, you gonna call me MISTER Sandman."
The rest, as they say, was history.
From that day forward, the WVBA was the domain of Mr. Sandman and he was its undisputed champion and star. He would be the most popular fighter in the league, appearing on talk shows, having cameos in TV and movies, and signing multiple endorsement deals. But, through all of it, Sands was humble behind the scenes. Behind the flamboyant Mr. Sandman was now a hard working family man, a dedicated boxer, and a loyal friend. After multiple reigns as WVBA Heavyweight and, later, World Circuit Champion, Mr. Sandman decided it was time to hang up the gloves. 
The first of his four children, his son Andre, was born during his first reign as World Circuit Champion. After he lost the title to Super Macho Man and his next child, his daughter Nanshe, was born, Sands dedicated himself to his family. He still made appearances for the WVBA until its closing, often serving as a color commentator on WVBA pay-per-views, but his focus was now at home.
Being born into the Sands family meant that fighting was often forced upon you. Not by their father, mind you, but by those kids who wanted to prove how tough they were by beating up the Champ's kids. The first time Andre came home with a black eye, Tyrell made the decision that all of his children would know how to defend themselves. And so began Andre's introduction to boxing.
While Tyrell Sands is largely based on the Mr. Sandman of the Punch-Out!! video games, just with a less threatening and more fleshed out persona, his son Andre is based on the character Sandman from an old Punch-Out!! fan film by Team Awesome. It was an entry in the Nintendo Short Cuts contest and can be found here. 
In that fan film, Little Mac beat Mister Sandman for the title, but then was brutally beaten in the return match and retired. When Mac sees Mr. Sandman’s son, simply called The Sandman, is the new champ and that he says if his father hadn’t beaten Mac into retirement, he would have, Mac makes a comeback for a dramatic showdown with the new champ. It’s this braggadocious, arrogant character that inspired Andre.
Andre Sands learned the sweet science at his father’s knee. Gifted with natural athletic skills and with his father’s incredible ring knowledge to learn from, Andre was soon a standout amateur, winning multiple local and regional Silver and Golden Gloves competitions. When Andre decided to go pro instead of going to college, he and his dad had a falling out.
As a professional, Andre quickly became a star, but was carefully protected and groomed by promoters without his knowledge. This led to Andre’s ego growing and him becoming more arrogant and cocky. These traits bled into all aspects of his life and career. He began to play with opponents, openly mocking them and showboating en route to his victories, often by knockout.
When the WVBA relaunched, Andre initially turned down their invitation to join on the advice of his team of agents and promoters. But when fans started to say that the son couldn’t measure up to the father, that he wasn’t joining the WVBA because deep down Andre knew he couldn’t live up to Mr. Sandman’s legacy, the blow to Andre’s ego was more than he could handle.
Now, Andre is in the WVBA, still undefeated, still racking up knockout after knockout. His goal is simple, to capture the WVBA World Circuit Championship and not just eclipse his father’s legacy, but to supplant it entirely. Taking the ring name The Sandman, Andre Sands plans to win the title undefeated and make the boxing world forget the Mister.
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turkishsmoker · 5 months
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urbanwilder · 6 months
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Turkish macho farmer
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cyrah-is-cool101 · 7 months
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Day 5- OC
What dessert does Star Mika give to the Punch Out cast?
Little Mac- Chocolate Chip Cookies
Doc Louis- Homemade Chocolate
Glass Joe- French Vanilla and Macaroons Cake
Von Kaiser- Powdered Sugar Pretzels
Disco Kid- Disco Ball Cake Pops
King Hippo- Fruitcake
Piston Hondo- Mochi Ice Cream
Bear Hugger- Pancakes with Maple Syrup
Great Tiger- Tiger Face Cupcakes
Don Flamenco- Churros with Chocolate Dip
Aran Ryan- Homemade Chocolate Gold Coins
Soda Popinskis- Gingerbread House
Bald Bull- Turkish Delight Brownies
Super Macho Man- Blueberry Muffins
Mr. Sandman- Creampuffs
Bonus:
Birdie- Strawberry Shortcake
Gabby Jay- Chocolate Mousse Cake
Bob Charlie- Raisin Bread
Dragon Chan- Matcha Cupcakes
Piston Hurricane- Mango Float
Masked Muscle- Sugar Skull Cookies
Heike Kagero- Lychee Marmalade
Mad Clown- Cherry and Lemon Gelato
Narcis Prince- Spotted Dick
Hoy Quarlow- Moon Cakes
Rick and Nick Bruiser- Black and White Cookies
(Note: This is my own prompt)
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kitchenlegrecords · 6 months
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THU 16.11.23 at Loophole! Halfsilks + Saturno 4000
******************** SATURNO 4000
Formed in 2022, Saturno 4000 is a musical phenomenon that defies convention. This dynamic trio, consisting of Julia Beresikowa (vocals, guitar, percussions), Andrea Buccio (bass guitar), and Hannes Neupert (drums, percussions), weaves together an enticing blend of 70's Latin and Turkish psych rock, Afrobeat, and surf into an electrifying tapestry of sound.
Saturno 4000's live performances are nothing short of mesmerizing, leaving audiences spellbound by their eclectic vibe and musical prowess. In a world where conformity often stifles creativity, Saturno 4000 dares to be different. Their music invites you on a journey that transcends genres, stirring your soul with its raw authenticity. Explore the sonic universe of Saturno 4000 and experience the magic of their musical alchemy.
******************** HALFSILKS
Berlin based trio Halfsilks, with members from Point no Point, Gym Tonic and Matching Outfits, will take you on a trip to share their vast musical influences from 60s girl groups to post-punk. They write synth-driven, angular pop songs about horses, outdated technologies and female role-models while being pro-dancing and anti-macho.
******************** doors: 7 pm start: 8 pm
entry: 8-12€
******************** Design by Dirty Paw / https://www.instagram.com/ohmydirtypaw/
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octuscle · 11 months
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Hi, i could really use some support. I was supposed to go on a big trip to Turkey for some sun, but I've busted my knee and now I'm bed-ridden in Wales instead. My doctor gave me this device to "help me experience a Turkish holiday" but I've no idea how to set it up.
Your doctor is absolutely right, Chronivac Travel offers great and authentic travel experiences. Here's something I think you'll like. Turkish guest worker on home leave. You can get your boarding pass at the Turkish Airlines counter. And until then, I've booked you the wheelchair service at the airport. After that you won't need it any more.
From the moment you check in, you will become a month younger every minute. And you'll have spent an extra month in Cardiff working on the rubbish collection. Hard work during the day. Hard training at the gym in the evening. And save every penny. After all, you want your family to be proud of you. You live in Cardiff with your cousin. He's the one who got you the job. That's why you speak very little other than Turkish. And in addition, every hour one of your grandparents becomes a real Anatolian.
Your knee problems are history within a minute of picking up your suitcase. And you can even say "goodbye" and "have a nice day" in Turkish. Your backpack is suddenly a hipbag. Almost a real Louis Vuitton. Your cousin has good sources for almost everything. And when you finally get through the one hour security check, you are 35 years old. Your father's father was Turkish. And for the last five years you've spoken almost nothing but Turkish. Your style of dress has already changed completely. Fake leather jacket, ripped jeans, expensive trainers. The latter are fake, of course. Your hair is short, your beard freshly shaved, but your beard growth is getting stronger. You already have a beard shadow again.
You spend most of the time until boarding in the smoking cabin. The flights to the family are okay, but the fact that you can't have a smoke for four hours is torture. At the beginning you read the sports section of the Hurriyet. But after a few minutes you start to discuss football passionately with the other fellas around you.
You are 30 years old when you leave. Your father is a proud Anatole. And so are you. Proud of your manly body and your manly genes, which dominate those of your mother. No one takes you for a Welshman. And when you change planes to Antalya after a total of four hours in Amsterdam, you are no longer one either. A 20-year-old Turk through and through. Macho at its best. But if you can't fuck a chick, you fuck a cousin. If you don't make eye contact, it's not homo.
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And when you finally get to your family's summer house and sit on the leather sofa, proudly watching everyone unwrap their presents, you check out your cousins. One or the other is due tonight!
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