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namibozsu · 10 months
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Very Important and SERIOUS and NOT AT ALL HUMOROUS internal research document on umeis biology
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happy winter solstice, my dudes! i have once again committed the act of Posting Fic (hinata deaging fic chapter 5)
for the uninitiated:
I'll Draw Three Figures On Your Heart
On what really ought to have been a routine hunter-nin assignment, Hinata winds up (1) gallivanting across the Elemental Countries in the company of two infamous missing-nin and (2) being de-aged by an experimental jutsu. (Not in that order.) Itachi is rather surprised to run into a six-year-old version of his former best friend; Kisame is rather surprised to discover that Itachi has a secret Big Brother Mode; Hinata (de-aged) is rather surprised to be semi-forcibly adopted by the two of them. Somehow, between their 1.5 collective social skills, they make it work.
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ichijokaoru · 5 months
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ahh One Day i'll make a big post about why the episode, reality, (amongst some others) genuinely make me think ichijou would be happier without his police job (which I'm aware is a real hot take) and based on some other stuff by extension, actually maybe would enjoy adventuring with godai... I understand it completely but I just don't fully jive with the interpretation I often see, that ichijou will always stay back and remain a cop because this is The Way It Has To Be etc. and godai will adventure and go off to his own world but return to him... i think he'd struggle with allowing it for himself (tbh. it's something he has to be dragged kicking and screaming away from, because he does THINK that it's The Way It Has To Be) he's so goddamn repressed but I don't think the whole duty-bound thing is good for him and I feel there's a sense of disillusionment that's going to hit when the ulf stuff is all wrapped up... like don't get me wrong he will Never Ever quit naturally and needs to be Heavily Influenced, but still, I think other things would be more fulfilling, at least a little bit even if not as a 100% of time thing... and there's lots more to this but articulating ideas hard.
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bloodxhound · 10 months
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wrt last post, strange ray behaviors. including but not limited to:
bullies people to show his affection. also bullies people to show his dislike. this doesn’t make sense to you? you don't know who or what you are to him? that’s your problem. get better.
if he considers you his friend, he has likely broken into your home before. don’t worry about his reasons. or your lock. it’s fine. probably.
your food is his food. ♡
his food is not your food. ♡
personal space isn’t a real concept. unless it concerns his own personal space. then yeah, keep your distance, don't touch him, have some manners, etc.
wrestling unassuming people is socially acceptable, actually.
as is biting them.
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laundrybiscuits · 1 year
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The first chapter of purify our misfit ways is now up on AO3, encompassing almost all the content posted to tumblr.
I’ve edited and expanded it a bit more heavily than usual, because I wrote a lot of the first draft while exhausted and miserably sipping an overpriced smoothie while killing six hours in my least favorite airport. Still sort of trying to figure out what I’m doing with this fic, so I may go back and edit it further, but I think it’s hit some kind of minimum threshold of acceptability and I basically wanted to overwrite the tumblr draft.
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enby-summoner · 9 months
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decided to continue my boys in dresses bcause I had a fun idea for pollux-
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ryo-maybe · 1 year
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One day I'll stop using The Brume as my personal posing venue
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archivedazmenka · 2 years
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[ .  .  . ] I’ve got a shotgun tongue and tick like a time bomb. all black everything. I’ve got a switchblade wit that cuts like a bitch and I think you two should meet. I wanna break free from my humanity. I wanna release the animal in me. break free your curiosity; you’re gonna give me what I need. I’ve got blood on my hands; no guilt on my conscience. the war in your path. the sex in your violence; all of my flaws, I wear ‘em with honor. a purple heartbreak for all we’ve suffered. I AM THE ENEMY. HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
(    independent. highly selective. private. MARON GREYJOY from GRRM’s ‘a song of ice and fire’. headcanon-based, canon divergent. lovingly penned by hannah.     )
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galeksies · 2 years
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i have so many murphy hc’s that i’d like to write.  murphy + alcohol , murphy + claustrophobia , murphy + the ring . DETAILS ABOUT HIS DYSPHORIA .... just. so much. 
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carouselcometh · 7 months
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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obsob · 4 months
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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oobbbear · 2 months
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do you love the color of the sky
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nighthawkes · 6 months
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your daily walks wrapped
you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather
you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world
you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!
you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life
you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other
you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs
you drank 267 delicious beverages
you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies
you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves
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satanicdollx · 7 months
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they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far
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sga-owns-my-soul · 8 months
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reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head
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buttersteps · 9 months
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bye to a real one… add your favourite smash mouth tweet
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