☆Tintin special compilations☆
Incorrect quotes (For my boy's Bday!)
Vampire!Tintin: can you please stop and hear me at once?!
*End up using hipnoses on Haddock without noticing*
Haddock,answering in trance:...yes...lad...
Vampire!Tintin,quietly smiling a bit smug.
[Name]: don't- stop with that smile you little menance thing.
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[Name]: Tintin? Tintin where are-
*Look at the dark hallway and seen two pairs of glowing red eyes staring at you*
[Name]:.... *run for your life*
Vampire!Tintin: *get worried and run towards you making things worst*
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Tintin: if you two...can not manage to not kill each other while i'm gone..
Sakharine: Oh please,we are not childrens.
*Tintin walk off*
Haddock: eat shit and die!
Sakharine: yes,fuck you.
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Tintin: Oh...oh please captain,don't cry..
Haddock,crying his ass out: i'm such an idiot..!
Tintin: no no...there there..
Haddock,still crying: i miss my mother....
Tintin: oh..that's deeper than i wanna go-
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Tintin:...wife? Why i would be the wife..?
Chang: because you're attentive,sweet and look good in white.
Tintin:
Tintin,lightly blushing:...Chang you can't just say stuff like that..
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*[Name] walking to their kitchen to drink water in the middle of the night*
*Two pair of red eyes looking at them because Tintin break in*
Vampire!Tintin: Oh...
[Name]:.....why??
Vampire!Tintin:....hungry-
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Tintin,looking at haddock shooted on the floor: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Villain[Name],holding the gun: HE SHOWED OUT OF NOWHERE! I PANICKED-
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*Haddock,drunk and crying while Tintin is comforting him*
Alan,ready to make things worse: looks like someone has daddy issues.
Haddock,full of alcohol on his blood: I do NOT have daddy issues!! I'M PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
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[Name]: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Haddock: Damn, if people did that to each other, Tintin would've killed me years ago.
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[Name], learning how to drive: What happens if i press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Haddock: The car takes a screenshot.
Tintin: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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A/N: HI THERE TINTIN FANDOM!! I'm profusily sorry for the late even more because of my beautiful boy's birthday,Hazbin hotel really got me but! Tintin's still my number 1 so i'm here. And! Just to prove,i have some other storys and request ready that i'll post probably one by one or two weeks while i write something quite...tragic. Another fic that i'll post on AO3 so y'all know it's big. Anyways! I'm still here so please fandom come back i miss y'all 😭
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Collabcord secret santa gift for Rockky Dave!!
this is my first time drawing Tintin, i hope i did them justice ;;;
and thanks to this that i've became invested in this ship for the past weeks... they're cute hehee ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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