#this was made by my goblin brain

[classickatze]

#adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #word girl #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #the nutty professor (1963) #julius kelp #buddy love #marvel #green goblin #norman osborn #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #dr henry jekyll #edward hyde #the sci-fi/fantasy dual personality spectrum #I’ll explain their order in the comments #this is another meme I made while waiting on my final exam scores

[tangledinink]

my brain is like “we can’t possibly go to sleep we haven’t made nearly enough progress on this comic yet” and I’m like. hey bestie I’m just saying? we already posted a new comic today. and yesterday. and two days before that. and two days before that. and the day before that, too, so like. i think we’re ok actually.

#personal #vent #my brain goblin was fully like “You Haven’t Gotten Anything Done Today! #and for a minute I fully forgot that I made and posted pt 2 of the gem usagi comic today #deranged thinking 💖 #someday I’ll have a full time job again and I’ll chill maybe

[starlitsofi]

the madara ones r for me sry

#enstars textpost #ensemble stars #enstars #madara mikejima #adonis otogari #aira shiratori #arashi narukami #izumi sena #kanata shinkai #keito hasumi #kohaku oukawa #leo tsukinaga #i made this bc i had to task goblin to keep my brain alive for 30 mins

[manta-rain-art]

Is this something?

#my art #limbus company #lcb #I saw this tumblr post and thought of Ishmael #then the goblin in my brain made me make this as quickly as possible

[local-diavolo-anon]

Fuck this i will be making some creepypasta headcanons too now, starting with my boy

Eyeless Jack headcanons

Biology:

He falls under the "mutated human" cathegory of creepypastas, and could be considered a low ranked demon (which is irrelevant since he lives and exist on earth), since he does not posses any particular power

Because of this he is taller than average, between 1.90m and 2m tall, and when i say he is huge, i mean that bumping into him is like bumping into a brick wall

His size and muscle mass is mostly given by years spent eating meat, since he is strictly carnivore, and a direct punch from him can shatter your ribcake

Human meat would be his ideal food, but he dislikes to kill, which is why he is highly skilled with surgical tools (he can take organs without causing instantaneous death), and why he also feeds on wildlife

His teeth and sharp and 100% meant to rip apart living being, he does not have molars

His jaw can stretch and open like a snake's, it allows him both bigger bites and potentially more lethal ones (since if he lives outside, he probably faced wild animals before)

BUT being able to open his mouth like that needs muscles for it, and several muscles in his throat area has been repurposed for that, including his tongue

This also means that he does not have a tongue, and is unable to properly swallow, which lead to the growth of what are pretty much muscular appendaces in the back of his throat

They are similar to tentacles and he can stretch them out of his mouth for at least 20/30 cms in front of him, their goal is to drag food down and help him eat (their movements are mostly involountary, like breathing, but he can control them at will), they can also be extracted to serve an intimidatory function

Also, he has a total of 7 of them, with 4 bigger ones, and 3 smaller

Like a chain event, this also lead to his respiratory trait to detatch from his eating one, so he can pretty much eat and breathe at the same time

He also has claws, but those are not sharp, they are rather thick and blunt, mostly made to hold a firm grip on his prey

The liquid that drips from his eyes helps him to see better, but he can produce a similar liquid from his mouth, and mix it with his stomach's acids to quite literally throw up it on whatever he is eating (like praying matises do) and make digestion easier later on

He can go up to 3 weeks without eating before turning feral and attack whatever animal or person he sees

By that point the process of eating goes like this: bite directly into it ->use the acid for predigestion ->actually clean up his food (like hawks that start ripping fur/feathers off only when they are less hungry)

Trivia:

This guy is chillness incarnate

For a comparison, picture Quincy from Nu Carnival

The guy is quite close to how i imagine eyeless Jack to be but Jack is scarier and less intimidating in the "misterious hot guy" sense and more intimidating in the "you had seen him eat a corpse before and now fear for your safety" sense

He does not speak much, but his voice is low and raspy, and he rarely raises his tone above what is needed

If you cannot hear him, that is on you (literally, because he dislikes when people do not listen/hear him, the first more than the latter)

he falls asleep easily and even when there is a lot of noise, but he is not sleepy most of the time, sleep for him works like a light switch rather than happening gradually

outside of his 'eating' habits he is not a bad company in the slightest, and actually enjoys being around people, even when not partaking in talking or the general activity

he is not angered easily, rather he is annoyied easily, but won't act up on it unless it becomes unbearable and repetitive; then and only then he will warn whoever is bothering him to cut it out

the first time verbally, the following times he will growl

and when i say growl, i mean like an angry wolf would

after that, be ready to have your ass whooped

he can also roar and snarl like most large predators that come to your mind, but he never does against people he is close to, and it's limited to enemies or possible wildlife threats

and even then, he prefers to solve things without actual violence, since he is aware that his strenght can easily maul most animals, but when he cannot solve things with a "who-screms-the-loudest" constest he will fight, and will not regret killing if shown to be necessary

he often carries snacks with him, which are mostly made out of raw meat wrapped in a paper bag, and you can smell it from a mile away once he takes it out

he dislikes sweet food, mainly because how he percieves tastes, which is a lil fucked up compared to before

he is rarely cold for a mixture of reasons, his thick skin and size are among the reasons

he doesn't listen to music most of the time, and while he doesn't dislike noise, he enjoyes silence as well

he can stay still for hours if needed! which seems stupid but is rather impressive

it happened to him that he had to wait for an animal to come out of their lair to hunt them down, and it took him so many hours of staying still that smaller animals started climbing on him

he has a good sense of smell and hearing, seeing is not his forte, despite not being blind (both ironical things due to his name) so he relies on the main two first to wander around in woody areas

among the other creepypasta characters i am not sure who he might be more friendly toward, i am sure Jeff would come to bother him every once in a while and Jack tollerates him, but i might not dare to say they are friends

Other than Jeff, i doubt he would interact more with most of the other characters, mainly because that i can think of, these two are the most likely to sleep outside alone (proxies do too but they move in packs)

he is more of a loner compared to other characters (see proxies on above point)

and in a scenario where they all cohexist, i would not say he is a proxy (since that is bullshit) but rather that he is affiliated with the operator in a way or another; SlenderMan is a demon of sorts to me and Eyeless Jack could easily be one of his underlings that stand outside of the proxy cathegory, since he is not human

Idk if that makes sense but i tried to explain it how i could...

As a last thing, it would not be inappropiate to refer to Eyeless Jack as it/its, and he himself has no preferences (i used he/him for sake of consistency here)

So, it took me almost 2 days and a half to write all of these, because every time i thought i was done, more things came to mind lol

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #headcanons #eyeless jack #not an ask #random headcanons #jeff the killer #but he is barely mentioned #i saw y'all liked the silly drawinfs i made of it and it fuelled my goblin brain #tw body horror #fucked up biology #cannibalism tw #tw cannibalism

[bitchfitch]

why is it that every time my life goes to shit my first impulse is to mod a zine. My brain goes "Wow things are bad and stressful and awful in every way. Wanna add something even more stressful and less fun than the things you are failing to keep up with already?"

#hello NTBD writing group. i am haunted by the vote form i still need to make. as soon as i have my fucking lapped. top. it will be made #i should be finally getting it back tomorrow or the next day. but ive been being told i will get it back 'soon' for. almost a month now #yes this is the least effective possible way to communicate this information. but consider this: i cant 9penbthat server without having a #honest to god panic attack bc of this. Yes this is a brain goblin issue. Yes i am trying so hard to strangle them vut they are winning #anyways uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[trashcanniballecter]

Brain Goblin: clean room now?

Me: I have work in an hour there's no time right now

Brain Goblin: Clean Room Now!

#why not on my day off #I would love if the brain goblin made me clean when I didn't have to do anything else

[cherrygummybears]

hello gamers

#i’m alive ! #i haven’t been on here in like two weeks or something #but i’m here for a bit #i just work 64837594 hours a week and when i’m not working im usually eating or sleeping #today i had a day off though! and my brain would not be quiet so i binge watched buzzfeed unsolved and made kandi!!! #and now i feel a bit better bc i consistently seem to feel better in the evening than the morning #tried to scheme the kandi in the pic to be like. 80s colors #I made like three other ones today though. just felt like making stuff and kandi beads spark joy in my little goblin brain #cherry speaks

[chiropteracupola]

what if the single existing episode of a television show from 2005 that never got made was an animated show instead

#em draws stuff #fables of forgotten things #paul mcgann #sometimes you watch a fifteen minute video and then you are taken away by the art goblins and they don't let you go until very late indeed #it's actually quite cool and I do wish there was more of it #do you want to see some really neat lighting tricks and paul mcgann hiding under a bed with a box full of spiders? #well if so then boy do I ever have a non-show for you #look I really do like to draw this man's soft mournful deerlike eyes sometimes. #and I'm very pleased with that desaturated low screen brightness effect! #accidentally made it a little too convincing to my well-trained brain and I keep trying to click play on something that is Not a video :/

[carebird]

This outfit lives rent free in my head and I keep losing it anytime I see it again.

#idolish7 zool #inumaru touma #toma inumaru #my art #thank you whoever designed this outfit and made touma wear a bodysuit #my horknee goblin brain is very pleased #how does zool function knowing touma wore this xD

[mariusroyale]

your post about remembering that this blog is for YOUR ENJOYMENT and nothing else. I feel that. at some point it became about what I am for others or what was expected of me (literal limits that ONLY EXIST IN MY MIND) and the world is full of space you can only explore if you’re cringe and you’re free!!!!!!!! go see the world, kid! you’ve gotta break a few cringe eggs to make your delightful serotonin omelet. don’t let anyone convince you that having fun or enjoying yourself is lame

TY ROME UR SO REAL!!

expectations that u just kinda subconsciously put on yourself-? might as well have put myself in a box and got upset i couldn’t find a key out like whAT ARE WE DOINGG

my serotonin omelette is abundant!! my basket is bursting w cringe eggs!!

go apeshit!!

#for a bit i got shy putting my thoughts out here #until i realised.. on my b L O G ?? THAT I MADE?? FOR ME??? #it’s my goblin brain!! i let the goblin do what it wants and it always makes me happy!! #ask #sorta!!! #i’m glad u came to the same realisation!! have fun with it go wild!!! #what am i freakin out for!! #i don’t need to be anything but what i need myself to be!! #i’m doin me!!

[asmr-goblin]

Boygenius Parallels that make me h

#also the harmonic context around it is what rly makes this fucking destroy me #the way in me&my dog its baker on the high harmony over bridgers #but then in anti curse its bridgers over baker......... #i.... #hooo #this whole album has made an irrevocable change to my brain chemistry and i think its a good one #boygenius #goblin grumbles #music #ive seen people point out the salt parallel but not the alright one yet and it GETS me #also the way that baker sings louder than bridgers in me & my dog but bridgers voice is the loudest in letter to an old poet #if i keep talking abt this im going to get emotional so i need to stop

[transmickey]

🎶🎤when u get this put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your followers 🎤🎶

hey hey hey harvey 🌻🌻🌻 u ask for songs? i give u songs!!!!! i have been listening to these a lot lately 🎧

happy to be here - julien baker

i’m so cool - padma

self destruct - between friends

just got clean - edgehill

winner - conan gray

#weeeeee ok i just had fun trying to decide these i'm leaving again now 👋 see u soon #ajax talks #mikhailoisbaby #i love 'happy to be here' sooo much its like a little goblin crawled into my brain nd made that shitshow into a song

[b0nelessdoodles]

updates my profile for the day of my creation

#not art related #goblins have invaded my brain id ask for help but i like them #silly little creatures are so fun lets be real #anyway see y'all next time get ready for goblin art dumbs 'cause that's all i've been drawing #my dm really made an npc spawn and he owns my braincells now

[samsspambox]

sorry to the person i was assigned in the ficathon you're getting the full force of the marius & artem brain rot i've been having and continue to have <3

#the prompt is so good??? #made my little goblin brain tingle #def not what i'm used to writing but LETS GOOOO #i also think i might go over the word count limits but #tHE CONCEPT... IT NEEDS TO BE EXPLORED #sam rambles #no context just write #am i intentionally throwing u off my trail yes #i love a good mystery hehehe