demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this
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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.
When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.
He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.
Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.
(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)
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Ah yes, 3 of my favourite types of characters:
No thoughts, head empty
pathetic wet rag of a man
malewife
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"i know you think this will set you free, but it won't. This power will trap you, just like it trapped Cazador."
Feeling perfectly normal after finishing Astarion's companion quest...
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geniune recs if you want Dark and Gritty scooby-doo entries:
the Mystery Incorporated TV series
the Scoobynatural episode
the Shag and Scoob webcomic
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