#this man shod be so sticky and gangly looking

[yourneighborhoodneighbor]

i know clark kent grew up in a farm and probs got buff doing Farm Things, but mans is a whole ass alien who gets his powers from the sun, he could be a tall ass stick-thin man and be just as strong and impenetrable and whatever

give me a stereotypically nerd looking gangly superman is what im saying

#look ive never read a comic in my life ok? #dont come tell me why this wouldnt work or whatever #i just had the mental image #and it had to come out #this man shod be so sticky and gangly looking #you know those tall people who are All Bones and you think wow #those are certainly bones #and like its not malnourishment or being underwhaigh or anything #he is just Like That #looks like you could break him like a toothpick #and then he goes and lifts your car up with one hand #anyway #was just having some late night thoughts #neighbor stuff #dc #superman #ideas #not fanwork #funny #i suupose