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variousqueerthings · 10 months

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cis people who i think can play trans people

david tennant, because i imagine it leads to fun conversation in the home and because i was projecting gender onto his doctor before i knew that was what i was doing

michael cera because... michael cera... alternatively michael cera is in a movie with elliot page again, where everyone mistakes michael cera for trans and michael cera never corrects them

i think jack black should specifically play a trans guy

liza minnelli should specifically play a trans woman

#this may be a running list who knows #trans stuff #trans rep #this is not meant to be serious

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the-ghost-of-a-spirit · 2 months

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okay so skulduggery's "vampire killed dinosaurs " thing right, what if the asteroid was a vampire spaceship that crashed into earth? so technincally vampires killed dinos and are aliens?

#skulduggery pleasant #this is not meant to be serious #its just funny to picture skulduggery going on like this like he did abt dinos in hbl

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lightsoutletsgo · 2 years

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y’all. 🧍‍♀️ I just found out the most dramatic and insane secret ever…

@jamminvroomvroom is actually lando norris. I’m shook. 🫣

#mimi.rambles #pls know this is a joke #this is not meant to be serious #but watch someone still come for me regardless 🥹

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senseiwu · 2 years

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zuko v kai death battle

#ninjago #avatar #this is not meant to be serious #i dont think kai could kill anyone and i dont think zuko.... maybe even at the beginning of the show woild be chill with killing someone?#could be misremembering though #i just want fire powers go whooo #....my brain just went 'ray vs whatever zukos dads name was (i forget)' and.#i think ray would be PISSED at him... the way he treated his kids..... you didnt get taken away from them and kidnapped....#and just like the guy wjo kidnapped ray and maya he wants to take over the world...............#why am i starting to think seriously about this now

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domesticdevil · 2 months

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trust is knowing they’ll throw the ball for you every time instead of secretly hiding it in their hand.

#this was meant to be a joke but it came out sounding lowkey serious fuck #alterhuman #otherkin #therian #nonhuman #dog therian #dogkin #dog kin #caninekin #dog theriotype #theriantropy #therian things #petre #sfw petre #pet regression #wolf kin #therian community

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strawdool · 2 months

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Subsconciously you search for ways to deny

Deny the warmth, deny the sun

Would you keep running from the light

or succumb to the comfort of it

(TROD au by @bamsara <33)

Speedpaint below

#narilamb #cult of the lamb #narinder x lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #true devotion #my art #i was searching for flowers that meant longing and found out camelias meant that and i was like “omg so cool” but only pink camelias #and then i remember when i heard that flower before and i remember those are canonically in the game and i was bingo AND THEN #turns out the description of camelias is “the color of blood and intense desire” or something like that #also ignore the homophobic crown at the speedpaint #sometimes i need to draw silly to draw serious pieces

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fuckyeah-bears · 1 year

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y’all never fucking appreciate polar bear sunday and it always pisses me the actual fuck off

#seriously #why is polar bear sunday the least popular of all our series #??????!??!?!#it makes no fucking sense #blasphemy #y'all be tripping some serious balls #polar bears are fucking amazing #polar bear sunday #edit: lmao catch me forgetting I don’t gotta talk in third person on this blog #ain’t no brand continuity to maintain here #bearotonin has forever ruined me #lmao #meant to say #why is polar bear sunday the least popular of all MY series #lmfao #wow I am in way too deep #and it shows

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parvuls · 8 months

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A Comprehensive List Of Jack's Canon Chirps

"Bittle, HEADS UP!" [Bitty passes out] "…Or get into fetal position at central ice. That's also an option."

"You've never seen the sun rise from a rink, eh? Thought you were a figure skating champion."

Bitty: "A fist bump! I didn't know you did those." Jack: "Ha - you gotta work for them."

"The sad thing is, I can tell he's lying not because of the library part? But because he'd never leave a pie unattended."

"Oh and Bittle, before I forget. This summer? Eat more protein."

"When you get Youtube famous don't go out and chirp me all over the internet, eh? 'Night."

"How many of those tweets do you start with oh my god y'all?"

"It's way too easy to make you laugh. Make sure you tweet that." [looks over Bitty's shoulder to make sure he tweets that]

[texts Bitty a smiley face] [follows up with:] "Sorry that was a typo."

"You only tweeted twice while we were working, Bittle. That's a record."

[Bitty gets knocked over] "I guess you're looking for extra checking practice, eh, Bittle?"

"We should get going and let Bittle here text about his walk to class."

Bitty: "E-excuse you, but my kitchen is no place for checking!" Jack: "…Your kitchen?" Bitty: "Well, the kitchen! Now move your big -- uhm." Jack: "My big…?"

[At Thanksgiving] "All that turkey's gonna make you slow for tomorrow, Chowder."

[To a kid wearing a Brad Marchand jersey while asking for Jack's autograph] "You know this isn't me, right?"

"17." [At Bitty's confusion:] "That's the number of pies you baked in September. In case you were wondering where your time went."

"I'm sure you'd be done [with your history essay] too if you had tweeted it. Is that an option?"

[looks at Bitty's tweets] "I said where'd you get that camera not is that the camera you use. Come on, Bittle."

[finds Bitty's surprise cookies] "I'm surprised your cookies got through costumes Bittle."

"I told my mom about all your tweeting? She says you're not following her. I'm more surprised than offended, Bittle."

"Shitty, don't you think I should get a tweet transcript or something since he quotes me so much? For legal purposes."

"Hey, Bittle. That Daily reporter didn't rope you into an interview after that jump?"

[after meeting Farmer] "She was nice, eh? Cute. …I bet you're texting about our lunch now."

[Nursey accidentally hits a kid in the face with his hockey bag] "Nice check, Nurse."

[in the middle of the night] "I figured you'd be up baking a pie or three."

[Bitty gets shoe-checked] "Hey, it's no shoes, no shirt, no service, Bittle."

"Whose shoulders are you going to sit on at Spring C, Bittle?"

[Shitty tears up while kissing the ice] "Crying a bit there, eh?"

[SMH buy Bitty a new oven] Bitty: "I need to bake something right this second!" Jack: "Stop crying first."

"If we move the kitchen table out, you can bring your bed in."

[About graduating] "The biggest change is probably my diet. Less pie."

"And hey, it's a bit different than you and Lardo, eh? Since everyone knew you were in love with her since sophomore year."

[during Falcs Faceoff] Teammate: "Heard you've never lost one a these, I'm scared." Jack: "Yeah, you should be."

[Gets chirped for dating Bitty] "This is a Samwell hockey record. Chirps lasting longer than the ones re: Holster & Esther S." Holster: "…Jack." Jack: ":)"

Nursey: "Yo, Bitty do you remember any French?" Jack: "No." Bitty: "I can speak for myself, Mr. Zimmermann." Jack: "Well. Not in French."

[To Marty & Thirdy] "Hauling your kids around on a sled just about wore you guys out, eh?"

[To Tater] "Potato champ needs more sleep, eh?"

"Bitty? Hey, bud, come on, say something -" [Bitty passes out] "Or you can pass out at center ice. I'm getting deja vu."

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #jack zimmermann #zimbits #I meant to do a VERY SERIOUS reread of the comic but then I couldn't help myself #what do you MEAN this isn't my best post ever #text

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kinos-fortress-2 · 7 months

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very self indulgement things for myself uhhh... when shes super drunk she need a personal boob to rest.

#EEEEEEEK is this a safe place #and im meaning for sniperpauling #cuz this was totally meant for shipp purposes...#but nothing have to be romantic its also for sillies nothing serious #just letting yall know this will be shipp tagged anyways #sniperpauling #pyropauling #pyro #sniper #miss pauling #team fortress 2 #tf2 #kino art #hello sniperpauling fans... how are we doing #i am not failing anymore my uni classes so this was a sort of celebration for myself #i am cringe but free #edit: piss mauling here

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son-flower · 2 years

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(ageswap au)

words he wished someone said

#my art//#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #ageswap au #mp100 au #reigen arataka #reigen #shigeo kageyama #shigeo #got a bit carried away with this hahaha #im on a big mp100 kick right now i guess #this is a bit more serious than i really anticipated but i guess its a bit self indulgent? haha #not meant to be r//e//imob . seriously

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fluffyartbl0g · 1 year

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“Ace had his own adventures, and I have mine,” Luffy mumbles, drifting off again. “You have yours, too. I don’t want you to miss them. I don’t want you to miss anybody. Or to… be here when you’d rather be…”

“Luffy—”

“Free,” Luffy manages. “Sabo’s supposed to be free.”

@taizi put your faith in what you most believe in

#one piece #op fanart #sabo #monkey d. luffy #op brook #(kinda)#man im just reccing fanfics left and right recently #and by that i mean one in the post before this and one in the post now #im being 100 percent serious when i say that whenever i read this fic i start either tearing up or full on sobbing #luffy was so miserable when he found out how much sabo hated being confined as a noble #sabo hated that life so much that he tried to escape #sabo’s meant to be free…#luffy would absolutely hate if he was ever responsible for taking away that freedom #but luffy… you ARE freedom…#how could he ever be trapped when with you?#(me: is starting to tear up again)

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suitetarts · 8 months

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astarion is afraid of everyone except you, even when something dark within you is trying to kill him. after staying up all night with you, he opens up to make you feel better about being a monster. because you're both monsters. he promises he's going to be there for you. even if you can't confess and you just cry, astarion tells you that you're not alone. that's he's here for you. with you. together

i'm going to bite god and punch a brick wall

#100000% worth not watching the scene on youtube before i played it myself #oh my GOD???#fucking A god fucking damn #my tav sitting on her bedroll the morning after like “did that really just happen? and astarion didn't leave??”#becaus e th eyre in lovve i sob #astarion #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #the dark urge #durge #astarion x durge #im so serious i cant believe this is CANON and not a fanfiction #or at least as canon as anything is in bg3 yknow what i meant

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theminecraftbee · 9 months

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so a thing this fandom does that remains FASCINATING to me, as a function of the fact a lot of this fandom is people's first fandom or only current fandom, is just... assume a lot of things it does is a scourge that this fandom has invented or doesn't exist outside of it? or like, is uniquely bad here? and i won't deny that sometimes mcyt fandom is a bit more intense by virtue of numbers, but like...

duo names: confusing fandom-injokes to describe duos and groups tend to be an anime fandom thing specifically for many historical reasons, but they're not uncommon. hey quick--if you haven't been in KHR fandom, can you guess what 1827 is? no? i'll give you a hint: that's actually a ship name. or, ygo fans, tell me the difference between puppyshipping, prideshipping, violetshipping, and rivalshipping. my hint is that they're all kaiba ships and two of them are actually the same ship. good luck!

reducing characters to a specific trait: have you read fic in another fandom before? i would recommend you go do so and come back to me. my example here is "sasuke likes tomatoes", for the record.

common au fanon that's confusing to outsiders: my deep cut here is "when i got into certain tv fandoms i was baffled by the existence of sentinel/guide fics", which is a slightly older tv fandom thing so many of you probably don't know what i'm on about. but trust me: in certain fandoms it's ubiquitous and unless you've watched a completely different tv show you're gonna have to entirely pick it up from reading fic. oh hey, hybrid aus and watcher!grian, nice to see your relative here,

fanon being treated as canon: did you know there's this whole bnha character, naomasa, who is treated as canonically having a lie detector quirk? did you know that, best i can tell, that's not in canon anywhere, it just got echoed through fanon enough that everyone treated it as canon? 'fanon trait becomes so ubiquitous everyone assumes it has to be there' is not a new thing. also, batfamily fans, i have been lead to understand the tim and coffee thing is also this.

characters being treated badly to make a different dynamic look better: the fact we have the term 'character bashing' tells you all you need to know, here. if anything my one complaint on this front isn't even that it's happening--it's that i wish bashing and/or "not [character] friendly" was tagged a little more frequently, haha.

characters being reduced to their family dynamics: tale as old as time. "even the family dynamic thing" yes even that. just because this fandom tended to be particularly ship-adverse in the past didn't mean it didn't do basically the same behaviors as any fandom with shipping did with those dynamics, just gen. and other gen fandoms also do that. yes, down to the "and shipping reduces them to a ship, unlike my gen dynamic, which is very in-character; why can't people just be friends?" thing. some of you have to have been marvel fans right.

characters being reduced to their ships: some of you have to have been marvel fans right.

The Discourse: yeah this is an "actively running show" fandom thing, but also a hiatus fandom thing. ask a homestuck about vriskourse sometime. as much as i hate to say it, it probably made doomsday discourse look cute.

and those are just like... some things i've seen people complain about on my dash recently. idk it just hit me there are probably fans in mcyt fandoms who are assuming that some things (like hybrid aus or duo names) are the kind of things that only happen here, so i thought i'd offer some examples of other places they happen! i also have even more examples if you'd like.

to be clear: this isn't shaming anyone for complaining about any of these things. lord knows i go complain to my friends about it all the time, just the other day i was complaining in the category of 'they keep bashing my guy'. it's more of just... a gentle reminder that maybe we're big, maybe we're loud, maybe we have problems... but these problems aren't always unique.

so uh. we're all suffering together i guess...?

#discourse #<- because. yeah.#this isn't meant to start a discourse this is more me laughing about Fandoms Is The Same #its also why i'm not bringing up the More Serious types of Fandoms Is The Same because i don't want to make light of it #and am instead bringing up the pettier ones #this sparked initially by someone acting like duo names are a this-fandom only phenomenon after years of being a ygo fan #and i was like. oh i've done this song and dance many a time.#and then i was thinking about posts complaining about things like fd and ships and everything else and i was like. oh that's an OLD song #so here. so we all remember sometimes that we all suffer together lol #this isn't a vague of anyone in particular i just constantly waver about making this specific post #anyway back to my usual discourse-free self

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smeltbracket · 10 months

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