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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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immj2 09.10.20 lb

lol, lemme preface this by telling you what i know about the show from my out-of-context insta-viewing:

kabir sends his gf riddhima in to spy on vansh RAISINGHANIA (naam ka wazan check karein ji. kaafi hi bhaari-bharkam, just like the fake baritone the actor playing the character is being forced to put on.) vansh is some kinda shady, but idk WHAT SPECIFIC KIND of shady..... like is he just your garden-variety-evil-capitalist-ala-ambani-bezos, or is he into shit like drug smuggling and human/organ trafficking???? no one knows. maybe a little bit of both. but kabir’s a COP, and we all know that those fuckers are the shadiest shits around (#ACAB) so yeah, true to type, kabir shadyyyyyyyy. he’s actually the secret illegitimate son of vansh’s stepmom and together they wanna ruin vansh and take all his monies. so anyway, kabir sends in riddhima, who’s just a whole special brand of dumbass, but also extraordinarily determined in the way only tellywood heroines are. so she’s basically sticking her nose everywhere that doesn’t belong and being a pain in the ass of literally everyone in the show, including her own (coz she seems to get injured in novel and entertaining ways in every second episode.) kabir ultimately manipulates her into marrying vansh, while vansh has apparently married her KNOWING that she’s a spy and is probably playing the long game to see who her puppet-master is. long story short, heterosexuality is too potent a force and the Stupid Spy Girl and Gangsta Guy are currently slowly giving in to the Feelz™, despite missing that one-little-teensy-weensy-who-even-needs-it-in-a-real-relationship thing. y’know, that little thing called, idk, i think it’s called “TRUST” or some such strange unheard-of concept.

oh, in between all this there’s also some bizarre plot about some ex of vansh’s called ragini, who’s dead??? missing? idk. kabir is real interested in that and wants to jail vansh for it, but we’ve long forgotten about ragini by this point #RIPSis anyway, there’s some kinda statue of her’s in the attic or some shit, coz vansh is some kinda modern day gender-reversed medusa who turns women who cross him into statues??? idk man, idk. so riddhima is pretty much in constant danger of being statue-d.

also vansh has a requisite irritating famiy in tow, that he’s burdened with being in charge of (coz no rest for the unfortunate eldest son who lives in this godforksaken mansion, be that an oberoi or a raisinghania) feat: a dadi who is well-meaning, but as annoying as the one in IB was, constantly spouting platitudes about how vansh and Spy Girl trooooooly lurrrrrrrrrrve each other *kissy noises*; some chachi/chacha who are all “HEY WHY DOES HE GET TO BE THE BOSS, WE WANT CONTROL OF THE CRORE-ON KA BIJNESS TOO”, some very fake kanji-eyed siblings/cousins who are supreme bitches, and ofc one (1) normal sibling who is sweet but really does nothing around here. oh and there’s his right hand man/bff too, who seems to be not 100% (maybe just 83%?) incompetent like everyone else. that poor sod just got suckered into marrying Kanji Aankhon Waali Bitch Sister, who is pregnant with some total rando’s baby, and is just an all-round asshole to Riddhima/Right Hand Man, because “ugh, yeh do kaudi ke middle class naukar log, cheeeeee.”

ok now that the sasta, not-at-all-useful recap has been done, LET’S GET INTO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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the chachi is screaming her goddamn headdddd off coz her room is on fire. ofc it is. when has anything good ever happened in this manhoos house of horrors.

lmao the kanji eyed cousin has like 3% concern that his mom will be fried like a taaza jalebi. he's literally sauntering luxuriously towards his mom's room jaise park mein tehel raha ho.

chachi's screaming is getting on my nerves. aunty you're wasting valuable oxygen this way.

riddhima is behind some secret box that aryan and chachi stashed in the room.

THESE PPL ARE SO CHILL ABOUT A WHOLE ROOM ON FIRE (note: it’s shivaay's room in IB) and they're just hanging out in the living room (which if you’ll remember, IS ATTACHED TO THE ROOM THAT WAS SHIVAAY’S) as if fire doesnt have a tendency to y'know.......... SPREAD RAPIDLY.

riddhima is fighting with the bloody fireman saying ki i need to save the box. #priorities

aaaaaaand the fireman is kabir, who has come to haath maarofy on Box of Secrets.

and we know this coz he did a DRAMAAAAAAAAATIC reveal by taking off his mask. in a room FULLY ON FIRE. idhar non-flaming rooms mein bhi ab mask nikaalna danger ho gaya hai, and this guy justtttttttttt dgaf. tum jaison ki wajaah se hi we can't bloody stop the spread.

my god this house has been decorated soooooooo fucking tackily. never thought the oberois would be the classy ones.

shady saasumaa and riddhima stinkeye-ing each other over a bowl of shehed. lol, what even. truly some "rasode mein kaun tha" lvl of politics.

oh ho, saasumaa and kabir lagaaofied the aag.

saasumaa gloating over the fact that riddhima will now never get her hands on Box of Secrets.

flashback time: hahahahaha KABIR LITERALLY LOBBED A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL INTO THE ROOM AND CHACHI DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HEAR IT OR ANYTHING. lmao everyone in this show is a dumbass. how blissful life must be with just one (1) working brain cell.

riddhima runs into flaming room. ofc now we will have a prolonged sequence where kabir tries to keep his identity and riddhima being the dheent that she is, will give chase.

please note, that not even 48 hours ago, this woman walked barefoot on a bed of coals AND a hallway full of broken glass. AND NOW SHE'S RUNNING FULL SPEED BEHIND KABIR AS IF SHE’S PT USHA. SIS, TUMHARE PAIR HAIN KI KYA HAIN? YOU'RE LONG OVERDUE FOR AN INTENSE PEDICURE AFTER THIS WEEK.

and ofc, he got into a getaway car and made it away.

yeh lo, iss beech mein dadi behosh. ouff.

whooooooooops, dadi has some weird blue nishaan on her neck.

LMAO KABIR SHOT AT RIDDHIMA WITH A POISON BULLET OR SYRINGE OR SOME SHIT, WHICH HIT DADI INSTEAD. LMAO MAN THIS SHOW. IT'S SO FUCKING DUMB, I LOVE IT.

some more stinkeye politics between saas bahu.

bahu is passive-aggressively giving saasumaa roses to congratulate her on winning this round.

riddhima is dheent!max. she's like kuch bhi ho, i'll find the secret anyway and your victory will witherrrrrrr awayyyyyyyy like these flowerssssss and you will be left with the thorns that will prick youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

LMAO SAAS IS FULLY ROLLING HER EYES AT RIDDHIMA'S DRAMATIC ASS #SAME

just looking at helly's ears is making my ears hurt like a bitch.

hey riddhima, have you ever thought that maybe this secret child of hers is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS?????? like honestly, the entitlement desis have to know the workings of other ppl’s wombs.

lol dumbass mummyji crumpled the flowers in her hand and played right into riddhima's stupid kaante waala metaphor. #ramMilayiJodi

hero ko covid hai toh ainvayi ke phone calls se kaam chalaana pad raha hai.

the dude left his house for literally the first time in months and the place is on fire and dadi got shot in the neck with poison. and the wife doesn't think she should tell him so that he doesn't become "pareshaan". sure, this seems like a dude who'll take this kinda thing real light when he finds out later.

(hint: he’s not. he’s a crazed, overprotective weirdo about his family. sound familiar?????)

this guy's dialogue delivery is so dodgy. idk what it is, it just seems so affected.

that plus the ainvayi ka editing just showing him in some random car (clearly from the earlier eps) is just adding to the jankiness of the scene.

husband dude seems to know wifey's quirks quite well. kinda cute, kinda creepy.

lol kal tak toh yeh banda itna romantic nahi tha. like he had a smooth moment here and there, but he was mostly real awkward and robotic and unsure how to handle These Strange New Feelings™. now he’s spouting cheesyass lines about being able to see the one who is special to you with dil ki aankhein and idk what.

who are these people who like SHARING their room with another person? #unrealistic

but i also i get you, riddhima. he was pretty much the only thing worth looking at in this room, coz the rest of it is so damn fugggggg. this room should be the one set on fire.

dang, some steamy scenes between them in the flashbacks. ouff abhi jaake episodes dhundne padenge. coz #tharkiTTisTharki

riddhima doing dadi seva. boooooooooring.

ofc dadi ki sui is always atkofied on playing cupid for pota, taaki she can score some par-pota/potis.

riddhima ki best friend ka happy birthday hai.

riddhima is like a lottttt has happened in my life, can't really tell you over a call. yup, that’s for sure.

ok apparently sejal who said she’s in dubai now is NOT in dubai?? she's just up and flew to mumbai to "surprise" riddhima...... on HER OWN birthday? #doesNotCompute

lmao kabir's annoyance with mummy's useless glass of water. WHY DO MOMS THINK EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED WITH DRINKING MORE WATER?!?!?!!

now he's yelling at mom about how she's ruined everything. sure. blame the only one who's actually doing shit around here, while you sit on your ass in this room, glaring and growling like a hangry bear.

some menacing dialogue about how he needs to thikaane lagaaofy riddhima's hosh.

which has been overheard by bff sejal, who went and dropped a showpiece from shock. cool. so she gonna die. bye sejal, hardly got to know ya!

sejal being here doesn’t even make sense. she thought he was a PT teacher. then why did she show up here at his police waala office? also how did she connect the dots about the whole damn story with like 0.04% context that she got from what she overheard? kuchhhhhhh bhi.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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hes-writer · 5 years

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Huffs and Pouts

Summary: Harry gets huffy when Y/N doesn’t pay attention to him

Warnings: fluff

Word Count: 787 words

Based on: “He’s so pretty, I think I’m gonna faint”

“I can dance too, y’know”

“Oh yeah, totally.” Y/N replies with fake enthusiasm laced in her tone. From her peripherals, she could see her boyfriend pouting, back touching the couch as he leans his full weight into it.

“I’m absolutely serious, Y/N,” Harry says in a pressing manner, wanting to get her attention away for the telly which flashed against his eyes.

“And I absolutely believe you, Har” Her mouth gapes open to swoon as she watches Jungkook from BTS teasingly graze his hand up his shirt, catching the bottom and lifting it up slightly to flash a glimpse of his milky skin and of course, his abs.

Y/N squealed at the action and couldn’t help but slap the puffy pillow in front of her from the pent up frustration coursing through her, making her hand act on its own accord. Silent squeals slipped from her mouth as she bounced excitedly on the cushions of the couch, hugging the pillow from her chest completely drowning out the sound of Taehyung’s husky voice by accident.

“Y/N, look at me!” Harry quips with a light voice, almost like a child with something worth bragging about. Y/N only nods at him without sparing him a glance while she belts out the echoing lyrics, clapping her hands every time Jin hits that sweet high note.

On the other side of the couch, Harry rests his left hand on his chest; slacking against the fabric of his olive green ‘Obsession’ sweater as he shivers from the cold air. In an effort to gain Y/N’s attention on him, he had pulled the material up to showcase his tan skin and defined abs to Y/N but she didn’t even look at him!

The indent on his forehead appears when he watches Y/N get hyped over–as he recalls– Suga’s part of the song. He witnesses his girlfriend throw her hands up in the air, disregarding the fallen pillow on the floor as she adds adlibs to the empty parts of the song.

“Oh my god,” Harry chokes out through his giggles. His eyes squinted from laughing but he tries to keep them open to watch her wriggle her body in a purposefully awkward way to make him laugh when she noticed that it wiped the pout off of Harry’s face.

All plans of making Harry giggle goes down the drain when she catches sight of Taehyung’s body moving with the music. His all-black outfit catching her sight when the background lights glimmered in a pale blue to accentuate the song.

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint,” Y/N fans herself with her hands to exaggerate the gorgeous boy performing on the stage.

She could hear Harry huff and she could imagine his cheeks puffing up with air with his arms crossed in front of him but she couldn’t look away now; not when all the members did a body roll towards Jungkook and Jin standing in the middle.

“Damn,” Y/N slowly deflates from the energy she’d contained during the duration of the performance. The music decreases in volume until the crowd’s united voice chanted each members’ names in a rhythm.

Harry makes a sulking noise again, hoping that this one would be the sound that made Y/N look at him.

“Hey H, how was it?”

“It was good. Really good actually,” He states, pursing his lips as he rewinds what he just watched. “But you weren’t paying attention to me,”

Harry’s voice whines out while his face changes to a frown.

“Aw sorry, bubs” Y/N strokes the stray curl dangling on his forehead.

“I even lifted up my sweater bu–,” She leans in towards his body in slight interest at what he just said.

“You what?”

“I lifted up my sweater to show you my stomach,” He admits shyly, blushing a bit when he hears himself confess to Y/N. “Cause I-i got jealous and–”

“There’s no need to be jealous! You know I love you, Harry” She exclaims in protest.

“I thought that maybe if you saw my smokin’ hot body, you’d pay attention to me,” He winks at her, shoulders moving up and down suggestively.

She slaps his shoulder lightly, rolling her eyes at him, “And the moment’s over, nice”

“Wha’? It’s true, isn’t it?” Her lips clamp shut to prevent herself from agreeing with him. “Come on, you know it is,”

Harry smirks, bringing his arms behind his head to rest on them in a cocky manner. The silence doesn’t last for long when Y/N pinches the skin of his hip and he lets out a high-pitched scream.

“Maybe I’ll believe you when you show me some of those moves,”

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whooooooooop

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hermitreunited · 5 years

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“Oh wow, The Beatles, no, right, of course. With that famous song.” Klaus says it like a question and smiles at him, and the truth of it is that Dave doesn’t care how under a rock this hot dumb cherry might be, as long as he keeps giving Dave smiles like that. Then he sings, unrecognizably at the time, two months before the single was released, “Hey Jude, da da duh dah, take a sad song and duh duh something. Totally got it.”

So now it’s Dave’s turn for confused but amused. “Did you hit your head on the way over here?”

Klaus grins. “Repeatedly.”

((whooooooooops managed to get myself whipped up into a slipping sliding mental path of genuine distressssss so i’m searching for distractions and validation on the internettt so! here’s a tiny little piece of the Klaus/Dave fic I’m writing!!))

#tua #fic sneak peek!#come talk to me I'm begging you #Klaus/Dave #Klaus/Dave fic #eghe

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acourtoftog · 5 years

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Throne of glass spoilers ahead, you have been warned kiddos

Firstly , god damn that was a rollercoaster of hardcore battle , like seriously

The forging of the lock... idk the scene of aelin kinda flying across worlds gave me shivers, and even though I haven’t read acortar or whatever , it’s kinda made me want to read them now, it was so beautifully written

Tell ya who the queen of slow burn is, SJM like god damn that woman, yeh we god elide and Lorcan(obvs) but freakin Lysandra and aedion , I’m kinda still starved for content like, ik aedion was pissed but still a lot of the dialogue between the two of them was Lysandra feeling like shit

LYSANDRA WAS UNDER APPRECIATED JEEZ

aelin- 10/10 character development, Sarah kinda broke her down and built her back up again, from a cocky arrogant queen (who I adored) to a kind, almost wise still cocky queen

Was it just me who thought rowan and the cadre and elide finding her was kinda... anticlimactic... yeh rowan skinned that douchebag alive but still. I felt sjm could have done it more justice

Dorian and manon my little cuties honest to god, their scenes were awesome, manon found her humanity

Crochans were awesome, but like obviously they were important but we didn’t really find out much about them if that makes sense ?

IM ALSO GONNA GET A LAWYER, SARAH OMG WHY TF DID YOU KILL MY BEAUTIFUL THIRTEEN, YEH IT MADE MANON GO APESHIT N FIGHT HARDER. AND YEH THE STAIN ON THE BLOODIED GROUND, AND THEN ALL THE DIFFERENT KINGDOMS PUT FLOWERS WAS AWFULLY BEAUTIFUL. BUT STILL YIELDING? WASNT THAT THE COWARDLY WAY OUT? ASTERIN NEVER MET FENRYS REALLY? I WANTED HER AND BORTE TO BE BEST FRIENDS OMG. HONESTLY WAS SOBBING AT 3am ONLY BIG DEATH THAT MADE ME CRY OTHER THAN NEHMIA, ALSO ASTERIN GOT TO KICK THE BITCHES ASS N TAKE HER DOWN, she’s going to be with her hunter and witching remember that guys :(((((

NOOOOOOOO GAVRIEL AND AEDION NEVER GOT TO TALK CUS AEDION WAS A STUBBORN ASS 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😤😤😤😤

ngl thought nox was gonna have a bigger role, like we all knew he was gonna be in there somehow but still... did he even meet aelin ? Did I miss something

Also thought that it was gonna be Dorian that would have forged the lock ? Anyone else , like ik it wasn’t supposed to be glorious and yeh aelin kinda hAd the right to do it but she just pushed him aside tbf , also neat little thing sjm put in about Dorian wondering about his humanity, and about his father who turned out to be cleverer than we thought.

Maeve was an absolute bitch, her death was kinda anticlimactic, but my main boi fenrys got to have one of the killing blows which was pretty cool

Sartaq and neseryn was awesome as per usual, but I kinda wanted there to be more interaction between them and the other characters , but then again they were just their so we could get birds eye view of battle and also the dam which was freakin awesome like that was really cool , there was an impending threat that wasn’t maeve or erwan

Rowan didn’t really give aelin more time which kinda pissed me off like yeh , he was wary In a worrying way for the couple of chapters in the boat and caves but still.

It was fenrys that honestly just took my mind away, the communication whilst my main girly was getting tortured by the dickhead. That was really cool the way that was written, 11/10 maas for keeping that going throughout the book dammmn

Ik it was a battle but WHERE TF WAS FLEETFOOT , yeh she was mentioned which means she was safe and yeh she was sleepy on the floor , but I wanted her to take a bite outta someone for nehmia

Abraxos didn’t die hahahaha hahahaha my theory of big spikey doggo was correct 😏

HE HAD A MATE OMG SERIOUSLY MAN , he’d gone through so much effectively torture, then he was happy and then his mate and all his friends just got killed

Erwans death was awesome like good on yrene who is a freakin goddess in my books definitely a favourite character for evermore. She was pregnant and she managed to save everyone

Aelin still kinda has her power to remind herself and everyone what she had to do to save their world

Ngl I felt kinda sorry for maeve when she wasn’t plotting and scheming , yeh she’s the evil lady that tortured aelin for months, mentally and physically, but she genuinely just wanted to escape from her husband and brothers

Sorry but who TF were those random wolf fae/ humans like heya they saved their asses but I’ve never heard of the wolf tribe before unless I’m being stupid lol

So ummmm Dorian and shapeshift? What can’t that kid do 🤨 but his and chaols reunion was the best like I almost cried , they found each other again, the boys are backkkk

Chaol and yrene didn’t have that many chapters tbf, and when we saw them it was kinda a couple of pages and that’s it each couple of chapters, like I would have liked to have seen more interaction with other characters

Chaols dad didn’t turn out to be as much of a massive dickkk whooooooooop but still I wanted to meet terrin and his mum. Like how cool would that have been if terrin used his diplomatic skills to make the wild men fight for them, like we could’ve had some more character development from chaol who would have faced the bad aspects of his past with the good ones

Sjm could definitely do another series idk she’s kinda set it up like she could write tonnes more on it , but I’m mmm guessing theirs gonna be some more storytelling aspects to the guide book next year than we thought

THE ENDING OMG THE ORIGINAL TRIO WAS BACK AND THEY ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGED EACH OTHER IN THE BEST WAY LIKE CHAOL WAS CRYING DORIAN WAS SOBBING AELIN WAS JUST KINDA GLAD THAT NONE OF THEM HAD DIED. However wtf was chaol going about them seeing each other again.? I’m expecting yrene and chaol and Dorian to be all up in Terresan for yulemas etc, aelin and Dorian better send each other books

Nawwwwww manon was a powerful queen who united the clans of witches like that was sickkkkk

Yano I was kinda expecting to meet Vaughan tbf (idk if that’s how you spell his name ) but I’m glad we didn’t because aelin probably would have given the blood oath to him so she could have the full cadre (other than Conall) which I’m still pissed about, like him killing him self, surely he loved fenrys enough to fight it ? Bros before hoes ? Jks it was relevant 😖 and it wish it wasn’t cus I wanted him and fenrys to be free together

AND THIS CONCLUDES PART 1 OF MY LONG AND TEDIOUS TED TALK , THERES GONNA BE MORE I CAN TELL, BUT THAT WAS ME TRYING TO CONDENSE MY BIG PHAT SAD FEELINGS OMG I SOBBED AT THE END OKAY COOL YOUR WELCOME 😎

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modusoperandi · 7 years

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☯ + that time Edgeworth came into the police department on New Years all like "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP DETECTIVE GUMSHOOOOOOOOOE" and then felt foolish and left.

Once he had determined that it could be done–that it would be a way of demonstrating what he thought and felt, about the man who had desperately consulted with everyone he could find to save Miles, in a way that Detective Gumshoe would understand–he could not get the thought out of his head that it needed to be done.

It was a strange thing to get out of bed for on a New Year’s Eve. He had intended to remain awake until the clock turned to the new year, but comfortable, underneath the wine-red covers of his soft bed, with a book and a cup of tea.

But then, when better to do such a thing, than at the beginning of a year he had not been entirely certain he would see?

Miles Edgeworth put on his suit, combed and slicked back his hair, packed his briefcase, got into his car, and drove to the police station. It was not a long drive, but a He supposed he had a place at the party that was there–he’d likely been invited. At any rate, no one would question his presence.

Detective Gumshoe’s head and broad shoulders stood above the crowd and he steeled himself.

It had crossed his mind to practice on his way over. His first attempt, back in the defendant’s lobby, had not gone quite so well, but he had talked himself out of attempting perfection again before this important moment. First of all, he could not distract himself from driving by the act of shouting and then attempting to analyze it. Second, he did not wish to test how tenuous his current conviction was. Third, he felt foolish.

“Gumshoe.”

“Hey! Hey Mr. Edgeworth!”

He could not have described how the expression on Gumshoe’s face made him feel. The expression itself, of course, was delighted–Gumshoe was a simple man, he’d always thought–a big, bright smile, wide enough to make his eyes crinkle in the corners. It was the same face that Gumshoe always made. Miles Edgeworth swallowed.

“If you wanna glass of champagne, I mean, I dunno if you’re sticking around for the toast and all, but–”

No. He had no intention of sticking around, and it was too much, to wait for Detective Gumshoe to finish his sentence. The longer he stayed, the worse it would be when he left. He knew it, with the same certainty that he knew his name and where he’d parked his car and what it was that he’d come here to do.

(Those were, perhaps, the only things he knew at the moment.)

“WHOOOOOOOOOP!” Then, in case it had not been clear who he had been attempting to address with his outburst, he added, “DETECTIVE GUMSHOE!”

He could not meet the eye of anyone there, let alone Detective Gumshoe, and he left before anything else could be said, pushing past the crowds until he was back out in the cold December air. But he started his car, rolled the windows down, and this time let out the largest WHOOOOP he had yet, rushing down empty side streets, past those who remained inside, waiting for the clocks to turn and the ball to drop.

There would be another hour or so until the new year, he wasn’t entirely certain, but when he shut off his car and made his way back up to his apartment, he felt no further need to remain awake. He’d said what he meant to say, and his business for the last year had been concluded. The new year, for him, had already begun.

#he sounds his barbaric yawp over the desks of the police station #lady-alsielle

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???