#theyre gonna be soo mad

[moveslikekeithrichards]

first full day of school tomorrow these kids are gonna Shit

#tiddytaco #theyre gonna be soo mad #but at least they can finally experience Recess #only thing im worried about beyond a little whining is our One Kid #the man who earned a reputation in pre k for strippin & cussin & runnin #its the runnin that worries me. strippin & cussin is whatever #we was getting anxious at the end of the day on our half days last week #Guess We’ll See How It Goes

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[pulchrasilva]

Ok so I'm 6 episodes into riptide and the more I listen the more plausible Gillion x Youngblood becomes. Like gullible but well-meaning and idealistic dumbass is exactly Youngblood's type (just take one look at Roman)

Also Roman would entertain Chip for hours and I cant decide if he and Youngblood would get along or not

Jay might be the only person Youngblood doesn't sigh exasperatedly at but I haven't decided how they'd actually interact

#chip and gillions dynamic is similar to youngblood and romans i think #theyre both like grade a dumbass and guy whos not gonna tell them that #except youngbloods not gonna tell roman more to avoid hurting his feelings and so hes just constantly trying to minimise the damage #meanwhile chips not gonna tell him because this is soo much funnier and hes actively encouraging the chaos #and i think if chip ever met roman it would drive youngblood *mad* doing damage control #roleslaying with roman #jrwi riptide #all im saying is if youngblood had been there his himbo protector ways would have prevented the boat blowing up

[kamuro-junrenka]

(❗️Spoilers for like all yakuza games especially in the tags❗️)

Tbh the one thing i genuinely hate about yakuza is that when you play enough games you realize the same exact thing happens to every villain and it gets sooo fucking boring and annoying (at least for me obviously i cant speak for everyone) because its like. Kiryu fights the bad guy, the bad guy loses, and something happens that makes the bad guy either die or dissappear forever and im so tired because now every time i play a yakuza game and theres a villain or just someone who has different ideologies from kiryu WILL die or dissappear so i just. Dont get hyped at all :(

#like in kiwami 1 nishiki kills jingu or whatever his name was and then decides to explode #or in yakuza 3 mine kills himself and richardson #or in 5 the detective guy like didnt he literally die of cancer the millisecond the protagonists beat their respective final boss or whatev #or in y7 i could complain about this shit all day but the game is literally about being at rock bottom and the guy who was at that point and #finally decided to turns things around because he realized he WAS loved all along and the game decides he needs to die by a fucking #butter knife stab #anyway my point is #why get attached or even care about a character who is not a protagonist if at the end of the game theyre gonna get killed by an outside #force and the protagonist cant do shit about it #it makes me soo mad #like what are the chances nishitani III from gaiden will be the final boss and 3 minuts after kiryu beats him some fucker will be like Well #Time To Die Mr Antagonist #am i the only one annoyed by this? #i started noticing this trend after playing 3. Mine as a character deserves so much more hes genuinely one of the best characters rgg made #but i genuinely believe masato deserved to live especially with the games whole message. it feels in vain you know #me personally i think it would have been way better to let this ONE (1) antagonist break the cycle and live #because he genuinely wanted to become a better person #he wanted to overcome his insecurities and self hatred and all that because he knew ichiban was going to be there with him the whole time #y8 would have been about masatos redemption arc or whatever #anyway i didnt think this would get so long #i blame not having my pc with me for this #yakuza #rant #yakuza 3 #yakuza 5 #yakuza 7

[starfxkr]

https://www.tumblr.com/starfxkr/747210373887918080/this-is-trapjj-x-kitten-have-has-this-exact

this has me crying bc now im thinking ab kitten and trap!jj when theyre at their worsttt like i dont think its talked ab enough 🤦🏽‍♀️ like maybe kitten starts stealing his shit n he starts smoking out other girls (god forbid) but its exactly like this n worse bc they both get their licks in 😭 kitten def gives him the most insane scratches and bites hardd cus she gets active and fights dirty w him!!! as for jj… he def smacks her across the face it leaves a giant welt that you can visibly see like theyre fightinggg 🤷🏽‍♀️ n at the end of the day its still some kind of foreplay to them bc theyre both freaks 💁🏽‍♀️ n tommies switch ups are soo funny bc thats def kitten 100%… normally she can dish it *and* take it but not w jj!!!!!! but at the end of the day its all love for these crash outs

no pleaseeeee lets talk about it forreal because she can stand on business...with everyone accept jj

she finds out he's smoking other bitches out because they PURPOSELY PUT HER IN THEIR CLOSE FRIENDS SO SHE CAN SEE and she goes to his house steaming mad filled with adrenaline AND with bloody knuckles because she just whooped a bitches ass.

he's playin in her face so bad because she's got sticky fingers and loves taking his shit so he decides to get back a her like this and they get into multiple physical altercations. she's goin through the house knocking shit over and he smacks her with all his rings on so she stops now she's swinging off him and pulling and ripping the clothes off his body, scratching the shit outta him its like a wild animal attacked him.

once he's got her pinned to the floor or the couch she starts bawlinnnng talkin about why don't he just treat her right, she just wanna be with him but he always in some other hoes face. and he's so used to it because she was just talkin about fuckin his mans but now she just wants him to baby her and his stupid ass is gonna do it...jj's kissing her while she's crying what's left of their clothes are coming off and they fuck right there because they love each other so bad they're just dumb as hell.

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #kitten!reader #trap!jj

[thesoftestcowboy]

thoughts on the colors red, blue, green, and yellow? any comments on the shapes triangle, square, or circle?? rhombus

first of all i gotta tell you that im enjoying this ask twice as much cause i got multiple spam asks since yesterday and did not expect an actual question... anyway. im gonna answer this 200% in earnest, as it should be, obviously (yes i actually did write this out, strap in ig)

red: listen i know everyones favorite color seems to be blue for some reason but red is RIGHT THERE. i heard somewhere that not all languages differentiate the same colors as english (and other european languages), but the first color after light/dark there will be a word for is usually red. idk if thats true but seems plausible, cause yknow whats red? fuckin berries to eat, also blood (either concerning or also to eat, ig). cavepeople knew red was important business. also its pretty and you use it to make pink.

blue: not to imply that blue isnt also good. its got a range. looks very fresh. i do like a teal-ish blue but others are cool also. its really rare in nature ig? but if it does occur its looks rly good! (im saying this rn cause my desktop wallpaper has blue flowers lmao) also if i had a cent for every time i had dreams with intense, seemingly really significant blue night skies, i'd have 2 cents, which isnt much but weird etc etc.

green: ok i like green but, unpopular opinion time, i want neither a green couch nor a green kitchen. i want a pink couch and a blue kitchen. that being said green fucks and is part of some iconic things, such as HES GEEN, and also my favorite song green soop by dooboo, which references the fact that soups can be green (@geminyde)

yellow: finally yellow is super underappreciated. im kinda mad that yellow doesnt suit me super well in clothes cause theres so many cool yellow things id want on a shirt. people only ever think of bright neon yellow but it also had SHADES.

now, the shapes. people at art school will try to convince you that these have some deeper meaning and even a gender (??) cause some guy whose name i forgot claimed they do and thats bs. heres the actual truth about them. triangle pointy. also an instrument! theyre really flexible cause they can have wildly different angles and like?? thats different from squares, which are literally all the same, except for size ig? but thats nice it gives them a sense of stability. theyre ol reliable. ever wonder why they had town squares but never town triangles? well,

anyway the circle is most definitely the princess of shapes. you might think its really basic compared to like uhh a trapezoid or whatever cause you learn about it in kindergarten, but its so fucked up it has ZERO angles?? but then if you wanna render it its got a huge amount of angles/into infinity instead? you can calculate any shapes area with basic maths basically but ohh noo not the circle. its soo special. we love that for him but you gotta be honest.

ngl i had to look up what a rhombus is and its just idk a Raute ig. its a rectangle who wants to be special. which is fine we all need some attention sometime but like, its a rectangle on its side. its doing its own thing. i think it should have a different english name tho tbh. rhombus reminds me of the name rhonda and that has a different vibe. idk if that one was also a question or just an addition tbh but there u go

so thats it thanks for asking like comment subscribe

#please no one ask why #reply #txt #doppelnatur

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I would love to hear your Indigo Disk thoughts

YES!!!!!!! 💎🐢💥 full disclosure I only just finished Indigo Disk's main storyline like....less than 24 hours ago so I am still RIDING HIGH FROM THE RUSH OF IT ALL. will probably be spoilers ahead, as a head's up:

first off I love that like. right off the bat youre getting hit with cyrano and cavell old man yaoi. busting out the cute little nicknames like HELLO!!! AND then you have geeta showing up and rika is there for no reason whatsoever and it's like. well ok i think they were having lesbian activities on the plane over you love to see it!

anyway setting wise, the Big Ol Blueberry is pretty fun! I love running around and the Synchro Machine is SUCH a ridiculously fun feature (FINALLY, TRUE GAMING: Dana can run around as a Ninetales and smack a big ball around.) I love all the Unova callbacks and I LOVE THE DIFFERENT CLUB ROOM LAYOUTS!! The monochrome one made me tear up and SEEING THE FUCKIGN. POKESTAR STUDIOS ENEMIES. IN THE FUTURISTIC ONE. MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING. pokestar studios my beloved i miss it sooo much 😭 My buddy Snap was talkin about how the Terarium really kind of lacks... yknow, landmarks and points of interest, though, and god I agree so hard. I love that Kitakami had its own little set of interesting features and places to go and use as landmarks and the Terariuam kind of. Doesn't really have those. It's a bit of a pain in the ass to navigate and easy to get lost but not in a fun way.... even though you have these little neat natural features like The Pride Rock and Chargestone Caves, I wish we coulda had a little bit more :( For such a widely used part of the school it doesn't feel very 'lived' in by the students there. It would've been fun to see more gathering places aside from the Very Sterile Outside Classrooms.....

The Area Zero Underdepths, though...hooouughhHHHhhh. I just. I really have to admire the fact that Indigo Disk said "ohhh you want answers?? you wanna know what's going on in this place? fuck you, youre gonna have MORE questions after this, and theyre gonna be even CRAZIER ones." YOU GO IN THAT HOLE AND LEARN NOTHING AND IM NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT IT. GO LOOK AT THE CRYSTAL TREE DOWN THIS RANDOM PATHWAY. i neeeed to make a terapagos post sometime and talk more about it i cannot stop thinking about this little freak. POKEMON THAT SCARE ME A LITTLE I MUST SAY. POKEMON I DO NOT FEEL IN CONTROL OF. i Know they didnt make its charged terastal form look like a dream catcher for no reason. I Know its Stellar Form Looking Like That isnt for no reason. I know its borderline dangerous power and THAT LITTLE STUNT IT PULLS. AT THE CRYSTAL POOL. THAT'S INDICATIVE OF SOMETHING I THINK. >when Terapagos's cry was the sound Terastalizing has been making all fucking game. SCREAMS.

also again oh my god if you beat the main indigo disk storyline go to the crystal pool right now GO. GO FEEL SOMETHING. GO!!!!

ok well that's. less about setting and more about story though huh. well!! story wise, absolutely loved it! I know there was a lot of apprehension when the DLCs got more properly announced and we found out they didnt really center on Our Dear Paldea Friends as scarvio proper did, and yeah I definitely can see why that's a frustration and a deterrent for some (and I'm soo so excited to hang out with Nemona and Arven and Penny in the epilogue next month....peach time (: ) but for me in the end I'm really just so enamored and delighted with all the new friends you get to make in the DLC and they more than carry that little narrative's arc on its own. The Elite 4 of the BB League are all GREAT, they got nonstop autistic girls out here in gen 9 (nemona, amarys, briar ?!??!) and it ROCKS. and i LOVE Carmine so much, everyone always wants mean rivals and mean women and folks cant even handle Carmine 🙄 you can tell she genuinely has such a big heart and cares about her friends and her brother!!! and Kieran wahhh wahh kieran my newest Little Guy ;____;.... he is SO fourteen and I did not expect to go into the DLC getting really invested in a new character's arc but it's just GOOD. He REALLY feels like a loose yugioh character in Indigo Disk, he's so angry and obsessed with victory and ultimately under it all still capable of so much kindness and regret and he's just GOOD. And his champion battle was terrifying and a BLAST!! THE MUSIC RULES. HE EVEN HAD INCINEROAR.

god and all the music in Indigo Disk was a banger. gen 9 music save me. gen 9 music. save me gen 9 music.

i'm SUPER hyped to do more BBQs with my bestie and do more postgame stuff with the "hanging out with Gym Leaders" thing and the Legendary hunting and such... lots more to roll around in and have a good time with. All in all had just a great time with it, I genuinely might put Violet as my favorite Pokemon game of all time at this point! I do grow very sad thinking about just how even more fantastic this game couldve been if it had 1-3 more years to cook properly though, like..god damn. I was getting some LAG on those cutscenes, and I know I made out pretty alright in the bugs department!!

but for now i'll just be thinking about the shit that happens at the crystal pool for the rest of my life. also Indigo Disk gave me the best possible trainer ID photo i never need to change it again

#TY FOR ASKING!!!! i do love talking pokemon especially scarvio stuff theres so much to unpack #and oh god i gotta talk about that fucking turtle #asks #anonymous #scarvio spoilers / #indigo disk spoilers / #pokemon chattering

[camzverse]

CASSIDY MICHAEL AND ROXY!!!!!

YAAYYY

sorry for answering like two weeks late btw 💀💀💀💀 ignore rhattt

(i wanted 2 do all three but like theres practically no canon information about cassidy.. this shit a travesty forreal. like what do we even know about her besides some logbook and ucn stuff. Sighh............ so just mikey n roxy i GUESS)

michaelllll

favorite thing about them: either the way he just watches that little vampire soap opera every night (So silly) or the fact he can draw. his little drawings in the logbook...

least favorite thing about them: him being a little BITCH in fnaf4. he was straiggt up INFURIATING. if i ever encountered 1983 mike its ON SIGHT

favorite line: "he tripped and fell on freddys teeth not our fault" <-ITS SO FUNNY TO ME WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM . that or his whole "i should be dead but im not im going to come find you" speech it was pretty cool tbh. he ate

brOTP: Does he even have friends. wait do him and helpy count theyre so silly. freak corpse father and little toy bear son... im not sure what does and doesnt count as a brotp lmao

OTP: dont really care that much for shipping him but jeremike is soo fun :3 i like them

nOTP: ummm idk i guess just. Not the icky stuff yk. cant really think of anything else

random headcanon: i personally lov the idea that he kinda designed foxy. like he came up w the idea in like a drawing. i think its neat

unpopular opinion: idk exactly how unpopular this is but ive seen a loott of people saying it and. i dont think mike was mean 2 evan bc elizabeth died and he took it out on him or Whatever tf it is people think (i also dont even think she was dead at this point. imo) i think he was just mean bc. he just was mean yk. he just enjoyed being mean to ev and scaring him. as older brothers often do. i just dont think there was some deeper reason i really believe he was just being mean for the sake of fucking w his sibling. side note i dont think he ever wouldve taken it as far as the bite incident on his own i think that was jst a special case bc his bullying was being super enabled by his equally dickheaded friends. ykwim? not like he wasnt at fault he absolutely was but like i think it was a mob mentality kinda thing. if thta even makes sense. Anyway

song i associate with them: cop car by mitski.... something something "i will never die" Also michael afton + dog metaphor makes me insane

favorite picture of them:

he is Lookingg..

roxyy!!!

favorite thing about them: i LOVE her design. and also her personality. shes just a really cool and interesting character as a whole i like what theyve done in creating her. Ok thats not really a fav thing ermm im gonna go w her design cuz it goes so hard

least favorite thing about them: shes a gregory hater and i cannot get behind that !! Sorry queen u fell off

favorite line: def either "sign up today and be a WINNER! nobody likes a loser 🙄🙄" (i love the way she says it its so funny 2 me) or "i remember because you are number one—twice :)" (aww CRIES)

brOTP: do her and cassie count. Theyre everything. i really do not think i am understanding brotp correctly but its not like theres that many options either. whatevr. OOHhhh yk what i really fw roxy-freddy friendship. their dynamic intrigues me....

OTP: also not big on shipping for roxy but i yhink roxica is cutee ^_^

nOTP: umm i have no idea actualky. lmao

random headcanon: she is a #lesbian she kisses girls shes a big fan of women etc u get it. also hc that when kids go in her green room and they play the racing arcade machine she starts backseat gaming them like crazy . shes just mad she cant play the game herself lmao

unpopular opinion: umm i dont think i really have one Question mark.. tbh i feel like people dont talk about roxy that much so im not sure what Is a popular opinion. people should talk about her more shes interesting

song i associate with them: what you waiting for by gwen stefani!!!!! actually bc of that one roxy drawing u made that had that song LOL

favorite picture of them:

shes so cool..

#cam.txt

[stxp1dcup1d]

Itadori x jade west! Gf

INot really a summary: yknow that one scene from the office;

"Someone will die," "of fun!"

Thats yall.

(i take request!)

when yuuji mentioned he has a girlfriend to the others they didn't believe him

so when he spotted you out and about after a mission he ran up to you without thinking

when I tell you they were soo confused when he suddenly started running up to you?

but you just had no reaction when he hugged you from behind yelling your name

"(name!!)",

"hi yuuji" you say as you kiss and pat his cheek

when the rest of the first year trio catched up to him they were like

"Who's this???"

"My girlfriend (name)!"

Shocked.

they werent just shocked that he had a girlfriend, they were shocked that the two of you had very, different vibes going on

Yuuji was so bright and cheery and out there- and then you, you just looked the opposite "Oh are these youre little friends yuuji?" You said with a smug

Definitely shocked at that, you definitely said it like that on purpose.

"Yeah! Im so glad you met them now, they didn't believe that i have a girlfriend" he said to you

"Did they now ?" A glare visible on your face

Yuuji and his big mouth tattled on them, they could tell you were mad at them. They turned towards yuuji and made a face at him, yuuji realized what he said and the type of person you are he laughed nervously.

"Ahaha...sorry.."

anyways safe to say since that day you werent really friendly with the his two friends, and they decided not to get on your bad side anymore But now about the two of you:

Even though you two seem so so different you guys love that about each other

He stops you from going too far and you stop him from being too chaotic

Though you two are a pretty chaotic dou

Yknow that like person a person b meme wheres its that person holding a leash and its the second person wearing it

Thats yall two

Like golden retriever boyfriend and mean girlfriend

I found this picture on pinterest that kinda reminds me of it

Anyways, when he told you the truth about his school and stuff you werent really shocked, i mean youre a pretty weird yourself so you just like "whatever,"

He wasnt surprised you were okay with it, his two classmates were though

Of course you werent okay with your boyfriend dying but im not getting into that angst

he loves watching movies with you, if youre a horror fanatic then thats what you guys are most likely gonna watch

You guys love complaining about horror movies and the main character doing dumb things

You guys have matching rings or something because one time he wore some of you're accessories and stuff and the rest of his friends made fun of him so yeah he doesnt wear your stuff anymore besides like a chocker and chunky rings sometimes

if you ever dye youre hair he sometimes dyes a streak of his hair also so yall twinem

if anyone makes yuuji feel dumb on purpose youre so quick to correct them, doesnt matter who it is

I cant remember if regular people can see curses unless theyre very power so i imagine that you might be able to see sukuna

Yeah the two of you dont really get along much

Only sometimes when you two can agree about horror movies or when u quick to correct someone being ignorant

Pretty much it, he calls you an annoying brat instead of your name and you call him a not so nice name back :)

Anyway i love this dynamic, slay

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[elekinetic]

also another unpopular opinion that’s gonna be hitting a bat at a hornet’s nest but ummmm soo many people who just don’t like stancy completely and utterly do not understand their dynamic or characters. they’ll just say things cuz they’re mad and petty and majority of the time it ain’t even right they’re just looking for things to say ( i don’t care about them being endgame or whatever but as someone that understands and wants to disect their dynamic like they’re little bugs and just look deeply into it with all nuance there- it frustrates me that everyone gets them wrong)

hard disagree sorry lol. i mean i think there are definitely a lot off ppl who misunderstand their dynamic and characters but that's coming from both sides, and everyone i know who doesn't like stancy dislikes them bc they understand their dynamic and characters. and i mean, what are ppl mad and petty abt? that jonathan is getting sidelined? not rly. its frustration abt nancy's agency and her role in the story. people dont like stancy bc they undermine each other's growth. some ppl take that as "one or both of them well and truly suck" and run but like... theyre not good for each other. i genuinely am wracking my brain for a way to enjoy stancy that doesnt cut off either of their characters at the knees and im just. idk man.

[morningmarionette]

THIUGHTS ON THE GUILD GO! I loved them sm they were my fav faction and all the characters make me deeply insane I am WAITING for them to come back they have to asagiri set up too many plot points not to bring them back. Sigh. my favs r lucy n poe n mitchell n hawthorne n steinbeck but I like all of them

Omg omg okay i LOVE thr Guild I spent like 30 minutes last night trying to predict the different Guild members because Autism. (I FUCKING LOOKED UP MARk TWAIN BC I WAS LIKE U CANT HAVE AMRRICAN AUTHORS AN NOT HAVE MARKY YKW??? LIKE HES LItERALLY BROUGHT UP IN EVERY SINGLE LIT CLASS IN AMERICA BRO and nothing came up OU IM SO MAD)

BTW, I tend to use a first name basis with authors btw theyre actually all my best friends i know them on a deeper level (my mom said that i need to seek help today, this is what happens when all yr friendships are superficial as a kid methinks)

anyways. here are my thoughts:

Mr Francy Pants (Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald): i wasn't too opinionated on him til I learned his ability (like i said we need to stop letting white ppl get rich bro...) and then i was like i need this guy dead and then i learned his motive and i was like oh my god hes literally just a guy he wants nothing but to mAKE HIS WIFE HAPPY OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so he slays actaully i hope hes alive :((

Louisa May Alcott: LOMLLLLLLLL i love little women so im extremely bias towards her but wtv when Francis was going on his lil rant abt owning her and everything i was like woah now careful abt how you speak to my girl

Nathaniel: Lord....forgive me...... HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE OH my GODDDD Nathaniel was made for the girlies with complicated relationships with religion i fear (ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME )

Margaret: love me a woman who dresses like that okay but im fairly certain the actual woman was racist soooo kinda mixed feelings?? but the character is amazing and perfect (ignoring the restoring her family's honor.........) and i actually loved her accent lol it was southern enough to be southern but not too southern to be fake lol southern accents actaully arent always there for my area lol they come and go and are stronger when angry/ come out stronger on certain words or phrases loll

Lucy: OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH seeing that she got caught PAINED ME LIKE NOOOO ATSU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GO AND SAVE HER BUT NOW I FEAR HES FORGOTTEN IN ALL THE EVERYTHING GOIONG ON OUGHHHHHHHHHH

Anne is SOOO Cutie Pie too btw and I love that one she looks like Anne of Green Gables (obvi) BUT ALSO Raggedy Anns!!!!!

Marky Mark: HES SO CUTE ACTUALLY ???? I love his "im just here for the fun of it" attitude that was rlly nice AND HUCK AND TOM ARE SOOOO CUTE and i love the fact that hes a gunsmith despite im pretty sure the book characters he brought to life and real life author being like these scrappy lil southern boys lolll i like that they didnt go the kenji route with him and have him be like a (read this in a southern accent btw) lil farmer boy with good intentions for everyone :D type character !!!!!! love him 10/10 scrunkly

John Steinbeck: his grape thing freaked me the fuck out the first time he did it i was so thoroughly gagged like...... hes cute but in term of design he and Francy look soo similar I got tired of these basic ass white men sorry TvT (looking at them made me feel like i was watching hetalia again LMAOOO) hes scrunkly poo too tho and i love his quirk (mha gagged with quirk im sooo sorry)

Lovecraft: He rlly puts the love in Lovecr....Im gonna stop there sorry :( that sounded jsut as bad in my head LMAO I LVOE HIM i love the fact that him turning into Kraken is just. smth he can do. not his quirk hes jsut like that. (okay actually he didnt write Kraken so idk what the fuck he turns into but he just like me fr) i love his absolute apathy to everything he rlly is sucha girl like he just wants to sleep fr !!!! he had empty eyes and long lucious hair and thats enough to make me love you so i literally DONT CARE bout NOTHIGN ELSE !!!! 10000/10 hes so fine omg....

Melville: hes actually so chill. i like him! he had honor and standards that he upheld himself and i heavy respect that! going down w yr ship is like the easiest way to gain my respect cuz that troupe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AND LAST BUT ABSOLUTELY DEFINETELY NOT LEAST:

Edgar Allan Poe:

do I, Dorian Nico di Marionette (my legal Tumblr name), even need to say anything about how much I love this man. I'm not even just talking about the bsd character. I'm talking about the actual author too. He's literally so cool. Like so cool. He came, he lived, he fucked around and found out, and he died!!! He is literally everything I wish to be. Cool, Autistic, Mysterious, Silly. And now specifically the character: I love his need for praise bc ME tOO. I love that he had given himself ONE PURPOSE and that purpose was to beat Ranpo and give him the mystery of his life like yes girl devote your entire being and existence to that ONE (1) man !!!!!! (me) (we need help)

i love that he has a pet Raccoon esp since the general agreement is that he died of rabies like...... ( i personally think he was murdered but idk... ijust feel like someone didnt like him bc he accomplished alot and they probably couldn)

he and ranpos lil friendhsip warms my lil heart to like................... like i said in my tags they remind me of Hikaru and Kaoru in a way where their world was "us" and "not us" and like they are the only ones who can keep each other on each others toes and constantly getting better and giving the ultimate form of praise (theres nothing like getting praise from someone in your field of work, esp someone that you regard as "better than you") and thats so.......... (and if i say codependcy (I WILL PUSH CODEPENDCY ON EVERYTHING BRO I NEED TO SEEK HELP))

anyways these are my excessive thoughts i need help lol

#mari answers !! #mutuals :> #tia tag 🩵 #bsd 🗞️ #this was osooo fun omg i love answering asks I WIH TUMBLR GAVE MY NOTIFS ABT THRM !!!!

[bloodenjoyer]

im sry u had proshippers on ur post :( theyre the literal worst. if u ever talk to them on a personal level too its clear that they care more about their dicks then other people. shocking for people who write pedo rape kink things every week i know but still, they act like theyre persecuted when they really do have the attitude of "fuck everyone else, as long as i get off"

its...soo so strange its one thing to have differing opinions on controversial content and censorship but TRULY why would you be so willing to go to bat SPECIFICALLY for ...that. kind of stuff. like keep in mind i am very anti censorship and im in full support of including controversial or problematic subject matter in your writing but like. When people are just writing it to get off its honestly quite clear. and if you dare to say "Actually i think thats disgusting" about the disgusting things they write suddenly theyre up in arms about free speech. and like they get mad abt DNIs and stuff because they refuse to acknowledge that they are writing gross shit that will obviously make people UPSET! like very triggering stuff that people dont want to see! Gonna make a stupid comparison here bc obviously stuff like pedophilia is disgusting+horrific on a whole other level but their logic is like if someone took a shit in your front yard every day and when you said Hey please stop shitting on my lawn every day its gross! they went Excuse me? I have bowel problems and this is how i COPE....and you go "Okay cool, but can you cope in your own toilet? my kids like to play in this yard, and so I would rather them not play next to your human waste biohazard!" and theyre like "Well the outdoors is an ADULT SPACE, i don't want your children here!!" and youre like ok but for real its gross that you do this. Like i am just saying its gross so can you just do me a favor and not. it makes me uncomfortable. and they suddenly start ranting about how youre the purity police and youre trying to make it ILLEGAL for them to even shit anywhere in the first place! and all you wanted was for them not to shit in your yard

#im rambling and make zero sense but you know what i meannn #asks #rape mention #csa mention #Making this unrebloggable to hopefully avoid weirdos in my inbox

[penguin--person]

Beastnoch and vastgiver for the bingo please?

i dont know beastnoch as well as you do sire but i adore them!! esp your spin on them!!! ougg i really ought to read more of your fics sometime..!!! to me theyre like. silly. and goofy. ands illy.. so goofy... thyere so. messed up. but swag i think... i KNOW... so swag..

ive already done vastgiver But. you dont know them... not truly... so ill tell you about them!!:D u dont have to read this ramble of mine ofc, but, i wanted to talk about them with someone again and You said the word vastgiver to me so You get to unleash the horrors!!! it will be very ramble-y and incoherent hehe

vastgiver is my oc third vast attempt x my friend's oc lifegiver, hehe, both are iterators (rain world robots).. silly guys.. getting derailed already but. how wild is it that weve just!! been existing together for such a time!! like three years?? idk but. weve known each other for such a time!! n youve known fousek for that long as well... my boy fousek... Our boy fousek... wild tome...

so! vastgiver. tva, my beloved asshole tva, and lifegiver talked one time before meeting puppet to puppet. it was just your normal chat, asking about how lifegivers doing and what his whole deal is. a budding friendship, perhaps..? WRONG. tva then tried to kill his local group (comprised of two other iterator ocs of mine) (bg gave him access to their security systems, for reasons that would take long ot explain, which if youre interested in i would tell you but this is a vastgiver post hehe, and, then once tva had that access, he turned off their water supply, for funsies! bg and ui share their can), who then sent out an emergency broadcast all 'AHH HELP WERE BEING KILLED' and of course many iterators heard that. two other iterators from my friends went over to ui and bgs can to help them, and one other friend's oc went over to tva's can to laugh at him. and then lifegiver.

lifegiver made his presence very much known. he started drilling through tva's can with a gigantic mechanical beast, which is like, imagine someone drilling through you. imagine meeting your partner like that. lifey was especially mad because tva's doings reminded him of a personal experience he had with his local group.

he was soo angry, and, eventually, drilled his way into tva's chamber (where his puppet/body resides). he came out of his beast, yelled at tva and my other friends oc (who he was also angry at bc vivi wasnt helping at all and was rather annoying) a bit and then STABBED tva through the head!!! imapled him!!! and then tva umm. hehe. the first bud of their romance sprouted

'Itd be super hot if we kissed right now' my guy theres blood all over you and lifey is gonna for sure stab you again. tvas thought process was 'hey if hes gonna kil me i can at least make him feel as uncomfortable as possible' . anyway. this startled lifey. he didn't expect this, naturally.

'Your poncho is quite fashionable' yea sure tva whatever just die already. then lifey says 'you disgust me so much i hate you just fucking die id kill you right now i will kill you' . and at this point tva was so intrigued by lifey that he said, hey, if you let me live i'll umm not kill those two! how does that sound . and ofc lifey said Yes. so 👍they tva used this as a way to convince lifey to stay and talk with him a bit. and they talk. not about feelings but like, how cool and swag lifegiver is, tva praises him a whole bunch . n then tva is like Hey my can will collapse anyway from the damage youve done lol, and lifey fucking!!! says that his friend could fix him!!! like tva is just like 'ohhhh youre so swag and a hot babe youre so swag' and lifey already starts to get feelings for him . hilarious to me. of course this meant nothing to tva in the moment. then, uh oh, tva has lost too much blood! lifey goes over to him n just, holds him and chats with him as this puppet of his dies, ea comes and is like Hey i stole your fucking ball idiot. and tva goes nooo not my ball!! and dies. and lifey is sad about it.. holds his puppet so gently.. then ofc tva had other puppets prepared, so, he just woke up in another one, went back to lifey, hung out with him some more, their bond deepened, lifey even fuckinggg said 'i love you' !!!! im not kididng you.. tva calls lifey all kinds of silly nicknames, one of them being 'lifey wifey' which makes lifey almost as mad as he was when threatening to kill him. n then they nap for two cycles and lifey has to leave.

and then umm. 👍well tva's can falls . he sends out a broadcast which is him going FUCK THIS SUCKS. LIFEY HELP n lifey Does help he comes over to the wreckage of his can and ressurects him and tva realizes, oh, this loser really does love me, huh. n cries and sobs and they hug and hehe lifey takes her to his can:3 so that she'd be safe from danger .. then they go on a silly little date where they KISSY

they KISSY!!! and tva also met lifeys little brother.. n before that she also met some of his slugs, which lifey introduced tva to as his 'mate' bc he didnt know how else to, bc that was the only yword the slugs iunderstood, and hee theyre so silly tva was teasing him so much the whole time even before that. this is al happening in like the span of 30 cycles btw. which is, like 30 days, say. can oyu believe this.

after that umm they go back home and lifey says that hes prepared a room for tva in his city and tva says he'll find it himself and hes like Fuck Fuck Fuck this guy really cares for me Fuck so he goes and rips out a part of his core.👍gives himself a little ol lobotomy... to forget he ever did anything wrong.. lifeys overseer sees but doesnt act immediatly. tva has a litlte ol nap.

and man i really like what comes next. so. lifey after a few cycles goes and cuddles with tva, tells him ohh i love you so much. and he knows what tva did t this point, or suspects, at least. and tva is sooo happy. n then lifey touches his ribcage and notices its been opened n is like. hey did you open your ribcage. and tva goes haha no. n lifey displays the overseer photos and goes what the fuck is this then. huh. complete shift in tone. i love him. umm then they fight🧡this small arc ends with lifey getting tva another core.

then uhh . um. hehe. uhh. they fight bc its revealed to the publc that lifey saved tva. and lifey is upset about this ofc. and tva comes to visit him, they fight, lthey both ell a bunch ateach other, tva storms out but then storms back in n shows his core and yells If you really hate me that much then just destroy my core and kill me!! and umm . lifey damages his own puppet severely👍tva manages to fix him . n umm . stuff happens, lifey gets sad and tva proposes to make him feel better. were at 60 cycles at most here, dude. two months.

lifye says yes and!! thast whats happening in the rp rn:D!!! tvheyre getting married!!!! dude theyre getting married!!! in the middle of the vwedding tva just. fucking. fucked it up. "hey what if you wanna divorce me later. what if i kill again. what if i told you i liked killing them. haha jk. unless." but theyve resolved it👍

believe it or not but this isnt all of their lore, just the significant events id say

#vastgiver

[taehyungfirst]

Thank you for being a very sane and objective person about all this drama 🫶 and to all the people who are worried like me for all the bad publicity this will give to Tae right now before his solo 💜 honestly I feel like he was mistreated from the very beginning by BH, but right now I'm very sad and disappointed. Also can I say that people who are skeptical about all this or don't like how the situation was handled have all the rights to feel so and all the fans who are already assuming they are in love "omg they're so cute together" for me are not better than the hardcore taekook shippers imposing their fantasies on him

No

thank you for being a sane person as well 💜 it honestly makes me feel better because i can’t be the only one being skeptical about the whole thing thinking that the situation is being handled in sketchy ways.

lately bh/hybe is getting worse and worse, like their only focus is making money, theyre not protecting their artists anymore and it’s soo fucking sad to see it makes me mad too.

the people who are alr going “theyre so cute” are also the people who are gonna link everything about taehyung to her, completely dismissing him as his own person.

#taehyung #hybe #ask

[caramelmochacrow]

ok. yk what im gonna tell u my first thoughts on each band and band members in bandori bc why not? (i did not watch the anime before i played the game btw, i just read their character profiles)

Poppin' Party: wait so theyre like the main characters of this right? they look so normal.... all of them have normal hair colors.

Kasumi: why does she have cat ears? also wait that's kyoko?

Tae: is her name pronounced ta-eh or taye?

Rimi: she.... wait who's that again? ooohhh the one w the cool pink bass ok, also u blush when u see kaoru? yeah u arent gay at all. /s

Saya: she has a bakery? also wait i thought u had pigtails not a ponytail...

Arisa: arisa ichiGAYa? ok she's totally not gay w kasumi at all/s

Afterglow: childhood friends? theyre totally not gay w each other at all /s really like their cover of Roki.

Ran: she looks like she would like MCR, also i like her voice.

Moca: she's me fr!!! her birthday is sep. 3 and she likes bread!!! also she looks like she smokes weed

Himari: you blush every time u see kaoru? i know that youre gay.

Tomoe: oooh she's an older sister, has red hair, cares abt her friends a lot, and likes ramen? yeahhhh i dont like her at all. (denial)

Tsugumi: wait what's her name again? tsumugi? yeah i think that's her name.

Pastel * Palettes: oooh okay these guys are like photon maiden but idols alright, theyre kinda alright.

Aya: wait, is that himari? also why r u with chisato a lot?

Hina: wait.... is that towa? is she the towa of the group? she's kinda silly

Chisato: she's like the bitchy blonde girl lol, also she's childhood friends w kaoru that's so sweet!!

Maya: who are u?

Eve: why does she like bushido a lot?

Hello, Happy World!: THEY HAVE A BEAR DJ WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO GET THIS GAME

Kokoro: oooh she's kinda silly haha!

Kaoru: why are you a womanizer and lying about your favorite food?

Hagumi: ooh she's kinda sil-- SHE PLAYS BASEBALL HELL YEAH!!!

Kanon: she looks like a wet cold shaking kitten, is she ok?

Michelle: WHY IS THERE A BEAR, WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE FORTNIGHT BEAR, AND WHY ITS IT DJING???

Misaki: wait ur the actual DJ? michelle is just a costume? ahh alright.

Roselia: hmmm.... they might become my favorite bc theyre like rondo

Yukina: who are u?

Sayo: why are you soo strict the hell? also wait u kinda look like that pastel palette girl, are u related?

Lisa: she looks so normal, also she's kinda silly and works w moca? swag.

Ako: oooh she's like kaido from saiki k!!! she's kinda funny haha, WAIT HER OLDER SISTER IS TOMOE??

Rinko: oooh has the same va as rei? i can hear it in her voice, why is she so scared poor thing... also arima kousei moment

Morfonica: oooh they have a violin that's cool!!!

Mashiro: wait.... that's moca right? no she looks too scared to be moca...

Toko: she's like lisa but blonde and plays guitar, that's cool! she has nice clothes!

Nanami: she's the girl that looks high at that one card right? she's kinda funny.

Tsukushi: wait ur the leader? i thought it was mashiro.... i think ur lying to urself, sorry, also it must suck to be the only middle school student in ur band huh...

Rui: OOH SHE THE VIOLINIST?? i knew she would be like that.

Raise A Suillen: oooh cool they look so cool!! why are their names so non binary?

LAYER: wait... ur tae right? oh wait u play bass and sing? that's so cool!!! like mio....

LOCK: woagh she looks cool!!! wait u wear glasses? girl ur gonna be so blind...

PAREO: oooh she looks cute!!!! she's so silly!!!

MASKING: WOAGH SHE DRUMS AND HER NICKNAME WAS MAD DOG!!! THAT'S COOL!!! she. hm. she also seems to know how to make drinks and bake? yeahhhh no i TOTALLY dont like her at all. (denial)

CHU2: she looks like a cat and djs that's pretty cool!!! she goes to an international school that's why she has good english? same!!

#crow talks #bandori #bang dream #yeah not tagging them no thank you #i did not know kokoro was a rich girl. i had ZERO idea until i read their band story #and kaoru and hhw is the reason i got bandori #the others were just a bundle pack #i didnt have much thoughts abt the other bands lol #me and my sister had to BEG my younger sister (she was the one who owned my phone) to let us download it #and while that was happening we were just surfing through the internet to find out what is going on w them #aka searching up kaoru and just looking at the images #we also checked the cards without context and i remember saying “why is this yukina girl always w lisa” #now i know. #i literally had ZERO clue what is going in bandori #anyway yeah. take this.

[atlasllm]

liveblogged for the future post

NOT THE SLOT MACHIIINES

GOD THE RAEDA THEME SOUNDS SOO SAILOR MOON LIKE

It's kind of funny hearing Hunter again after hyperfixating on Sonic as my blorbo for the past months ESPECIALLY after replaying a game where Zeno Robinson also plays a cute animal character

WILLOW IS SO HAPPY TO BE BACK IN HER ELEMENT

Oh Hunter's fucking MAD MAD I'm so excited my stomach hurts

villains having a mental breakdown over the consequences of their actions my beloved

KISS MY GRASS

GUS BABY BOYYYY

angry emotional boys my fucking beloved

after sonic frontiers i aint trusting ANY character under 17 who claims they're fine

im gonna cry cats are so shaped

guysss splease collect the stars WE GOTTA GET MORE FISHING TOKENS

wait the sonicposting was a joke terra's being lobotomized by a tired hedgehog JSBGKJSD

THE HEDGEHOG TURNED INTO PIKACHU

no the kids are right this absolutely fucks as a memorial

i'm not sure what's more fucked up, seeing belos drag his decaying goop body to possess another clone of his dead brother or the cuphead show showing the decaying body of a child (well. cup child) on screen

i cant believe odalia is still a filthy capitalist after the apocalypse. shes even worse than the onceler himself

can this heather chandler wannabe get her simon laurent moment asap

I'M NOT A FAN OF PUPPETEERS BUT I'M A NAGGING FEAR SOMEONE ELSE IS PULLING AT THESE STRINGS

short haired eda <3 milf material frr

i am in so much fucking pain hunter needs 20 hugs

CHRISSY WAKE UP,,, I DONT LIKE THIS,,,

CHEKHOV'S GUN YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH

BABY

WILLOW I AM BEGGING YOU TO AIM FOR THE THROAT RIGHT NOW M'AM

god i was willing to accept that miki was just another one of kikimora's kind but that VA was WAY too good at teen girling it up

goddd avi roque playing possessed raine is fucking phenomenal. amazing VA job

oh my god it took me too long to register we are seeing kiki's full ass mouth now

DONT "MEANT TO BE YOURS" YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE YOU PINK BITCH

WHY IS BOSCHA SUDDENLY RINA CODED

PORBLE!! !UFGCKIGN PORBLE !!! LUZZ FUCKING PORBLE CODED !!!!!!!

please i cant fucking cry right now im literally eating fistfulls of lifesaver wintergreen mints and if i cry i am going to drool all over my tablet

LUZ IS SO FUCKING PURPEL SHES PIYRBLE!!!! FUCKIGN PORBLE !! SO FUCKING PURPLE !!!!!!!!

i know theyre not filipino but damn my mom talks like this to gohan

i'm going to eat my fucking desk chair

#atlas speaks; #toh; #toh spoilers