#they're awful your honor

[maegalkarven]

Nemo: *tries to bring up the impending doom and force some world-saving solution out of this*

The conversation: *somehow spirals into him ranting about his assassins and arguing if stealing starving children off the streets to raise as assassins is good or not*

Astarion and Gortash: *watch the proceeding fight like it's an entertainment*

#empty prayers au #dark urge: nemo #bg3 #this is what i get for trying to write the Solutions and Plans piece #they're awful your honor #the children are fighting #jaheira and halsin are not present for that convo bc they're too mature for that bs #nemo: so yeah I feed them hhuman flesh so????? #also i just realised what only 1 of nemo's assassins children is a guy #poor vivias #he's stuck in a family of nbs and women who will kick his ass #and he's a baby

[blackestnight]

trick or treat! -efrmellifer

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part of the rewrite of my DRK zine fic i'm working on!

A knock at the door shattered his reverie; he blinked to refocus—still holding the jar of earth shards, still not a damned clue what he could do with them—and glanced up toward the front door, and Hanami, who had climbed up onto the counter to reach an upper cabinet. “You going to get that?” he asked. She was right there, after all, and it wasn’t as though Sid was particularly well-known for his neighborly hospitality.

“Not my house,” she said, and slammed the cabinet door for emphasis. “Not my problem.”

He heaved a sigh and abandoned the crystals, inching past her perch on the counter so he could reach the door. At least it had sounded like a polite knock, rather than the pounding thud-thud-thuds that had echoed through the alleyways when irate Temple Knights were making their rounds.

The man on the other side of the door was an elezen, sort of knobbly with age and nearly swallowed by the frills on the green coat he wore. Sid felt his shoulders set before his conscious thought could quite catch up—those were Haillenarte colors, what did this man want—but before he could say anything the man offered a swift, shallow bow. “Begging your pardons, ser,” he said. “I do apologize for the disturbance. I am Focrineau, and it is my deepest honor to serve at the pleasure of Lord Francel de Haillenarte—though I fear I must also apologize for my brevity, as it is business regarding Lord Francel that brings me here. Might there be a Lady Hagane on the premises?”

Well, at least he made no bones about the fact that he didn’t give a rat’s arse about Sid, which was somewhat comforting. Though he was going to have a word with Hanami if her showing up here meant even more of her stiff-collared friends would be turning up at all hours. He turned to catch sight of Hanami with her forehead pressed to the bottom of the cabinet, obviously on the tail end of a sigh.

“Don’t know that I’d call her a lady, but aye, she’s here,” he said, and stepped away as Hanami hopped down from the counter. “For you,” he added, and sidestepped the elbow she tried to drive into his gut as she passed.

#final fantasy xiv #writing - mine #sidurgu orl #oc: hanami hagane #drk things #ask meme #ask #efrmellifer #thank you etien! #they're awful your honor

[celestialdetected]

The strangest thing about Arawn waking up was the fact that he....woke up.

The thing was, there wasn't supposed to be a creature. Arawn had been sent to the small village because of reports of memory gaps; young people getting lost in the woods only to be found hours later with vague and confusing memories of where they've been.

But the woods were dark and confusing, with only a few deer paths to follow. And in a village this small gossip was stale. The Take had only seen fit to send one person out for a rumor this dismissable.

Which was how Arawn got caught by a fucking vampire. He'd felt teeth around his throat. His limbs went heavy and his vision went dark, he tried to struggle but there was little he could do with his hands bound and a vampire at his throat. That was supposed to be the end.

Then he woke up, hands still bound, with a vampire staring intently at him from the shadows. "So what then, I tasted that bad? Or are you one of those men who can't finish?"

@weavermasked vampire/vampire hunter.

#weavermasked #they're awful your honor #// monster hunter au tbd

[sketchy-tour]

scuttles in

Dandy is precious and I feel like they would be friends with Gloom

Scuttles away

I AGREE I THINK THEY SHOULD BE FRIENDS!!!!

Gloom beloved @theknifeclown

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home oc #gloom twilight #dandy leon #welcome home arg #ask #sketches #my art #*answers this extremely late because I was stupid and wanted to doodle them together for this* #I LOVE GLOOM SO MUCH THO YOU HAVE NO IDEA #also gosh drawing him??? Man Gloom is PRETTY #Pretty man I love him #Don't ask why I drew Dandy sitting so silly idk it kinda just happened and TBH I think its cute #They're friends your honor!!!!! #Ngl Dandy would find Glooms floating the COOLEST. Like. Big eyed staring the first time they saw Gloom doing a silly little float #Probably often just sort of reach up and poke at Gloom while they're both chatting #just in awe to see a puppet float. Oh man Gloom would be so fun to spin with too. Grab his hands and spin around #Hello this is my friend he floats dont worry about that anyway wanna watch me spin him in the air?????

[winxwiki]

#all in awe at aisha... they're in a polycule your honor #winx on ice #s1 group #screencaps

[tweetsongs]

the thing about yoojin and hyunjae is that they might be the only ones in the world that understand each other on the level they do so they’re kind of obsessed with each other but also kind of resent each other and every time they talk it’s like they’re sharing one braincell but like, in the brain of someone working through a lot of self-hatred. they’re the pinnacle of ‘it’s rotten work. especially to me especially if it’s you. i’ll fucking do it but christ alive’

#i think the reason they work so well for me is that they're both SO awful but on a level only the other understands #esp yoojin who tends to be doted upon by everyone else. hyunjae is really the only one who's wholly like oh christ alive this one is a freak #which i think is relieving to yoojin on some level bc he does kinda want someone who thinks hes fucked up #bc of how much guilt he carries around #and while hyunjae DOES think hes a freak he's also like. wholeheartedly enthusiastic abt it #like that's what he Likes abt yoojin! #& yoojin is simultaneously terrified & resentful of someone loving a part of him that he hates #& drawn to the fact that someone does see that part of him #anyways ill stop my jinjae manifesto I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR #sctir #the s-classes that i raised

[hidefdoritos]

in other news, today I bought new boots

#kind of a sustainability fail #they're from walmart #they're plastic not leather #they will eventually peel #but like #I have one pair of nice shoes that is suitable for winter #I thrifted them #they're peeling something awful #the sole is about to wear through and the heels go 'squish' when I walk #there truly is no ethical consumption I swear #these were relatively cheap and there's a good amount of actual sewing rather than gluing on them #I cannot afford shoes of any quality right now because I paid my school bill #but my friend got a matching pair! #it's so fun because she's a self-described Taylor Swift girlie #and I am a baby punk/alt kid #but this is the one point where our sense of style overlaps #anyway your honor I think they're neat #moss's musings

[moonlitalien]

Been a LOOONG time since I drew my twin cyborg Imperial agents so here they are! Evil sexy bastards <:) Titania and Faust Mori!

They're pureblood Arkanians, born and raised in a rich family, they have very unique eye cybernetics that allow them to sync their eyes and see what the other sees! They are equipped with other augments such as a very advanced brain chip that allows them to communicate telepathically. They serve Darth Envisaar and her Viper Court!

#swtor #star wars oc #arkanian #imperial agent #moonlit art #OC: Faust Mori #OC: Titania Mori #i love them your honor #they are awful but i love them #also they are hot so they're allowed to be evil

[sparkly-skies]

I went to see the EC movie and it's so fun to watch and they showed people doing push-ups instead of a circle pit during Pump It and I'll never have enough of David talking random bs and Kevin and Nico talking absolute bs at the end of videos, talking over each other, interrupting each other and their camera guy, making their subtitle guy give up on subtitling, I hope they never stop 🥰

#they're so stupid your honor i love them #electric callboy movie #hehehe day started out really bad again but got a bit better at uni and then ended really well at the cinema 🥰 #there was also a guy there dressed up in the awful jogging suit and bathing sandals and headband #mine #i hope they put it out on the internet at some point; i want to watch it with my friend and my sister

[kyaruun]

i am equals parts excited and stressed over the valkyrie climax event so i'm drowning my (future) sorrows trying to crochet again

#kuu.txt #truly living my stay at home grandma dreams #i've had such an awful week really #depression? has hit the last two days like a typhoon #anyways words cannot explain how much love and care i have for both shu and mika #they're my beloved blorbos-in-law #i want them to be happy for once? valkyrie always brings drama wherever they go but they deserve a cute wedding :( #i'm still not over the fact that they Touched #their fingers did indeed touch your honor #at my core i am a little victorian lady that goes insane for people holding hands #i'm not over the outfits either... the ribbons. the jewelry #they are the best dressed unit for a reason <3

[oplishin]

love cecile because she’s just. what if arlo was a lesbian, even more conniving, and possibly even more pathetic. also they fucking hate each other

#like they both have the same rigid ideals #and they both SUCK #its just that cecile got written out of the webtoon #im writing my pre-canon them as a toxic comp het power couple #fic #they're awful i love them #they're exes your honor #jeta posting

[arathergrimreaper]

Still not over Quinn Blackwood, who knows how unpredictable Lestat is but is still desperate for his help with Goblin, goes into his New Orleans house and begs not to be killed. Knowing what we know of Lestat, it was inevitable he'd love this pathetic bi nerd. They're too similar for him not to. Lestat took one look and said, "Relax brotherfucker, I ain't going to kill you. Look at you. You're shaking like a vampiric chihuahua. You're too cute. This Sterling shithead might catch these hands, though."

I mean, if Quinn is a vampiric chihuahua, then Les is a fucking Rottweiler. Poor boy knows (and kind of hopes?) Lestat could use him as a squeaky toy if he wanted. Lestat knows it too, but he spends the whole book just like, 'Got another one, beloveds'.

#anya says shit #the vampire chronicles #vc #they're both awful but i love them your honor #animals mention

[lunarheslwt]

Louis and Harry not only sing about the same things as they evolve over and over in their OWN songs, they sing about things in each OTHER'S songs. Because they're one and the same. Because they're telling two halves of one story. It clicks endlessly like jigsaw pieces. No matter which two songs you take. They're basically spelling it out for you so really if it isn't obvious now then I'd call it stubbornness

#im in awe of just how obvious they are #how is recurring #so blatant #lyric parallels #harry styles #louis tomlinson #they're soulmates your honor

[windy-trickster]

"hey kyykel, goT some exTra meaT from a recenT hunT. wanT anyThing? >:J"

")0 Sure thing, bud! Haven't had some good meat in a while now.... I'll make sure to get ya somethin' back! 0("

#kyykel response #stuckstucktrolls #oh god they're friends your honor #they're awful friends i adore them

[constantwarriorblogs-blog]

Trying to flesh out my Werefox Tails Au a bit

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #tails miles prower #tails the fox #miles tails prower #sonic the werehog #sonic the hedgehog fanart #drawing #sketch #sonic series #sonic unleashed #sonic werehog #they're brothers your honor #Sonic Brothers Unleashed AU #werefox #Sega #sonic franchise #Tails The Werefox #tails au #sonic au #my hand writing is awful #there's something on these pages i promise

[mayaree-darling]

mastermind

from aree: The Harbinger Trailer has consumed me yall are getting a brainrot. (I made this when the trailer first came out and have never posted it so here it is).

tw for yandere content

Yandere!Harbingers with a "darling" who is the right hand of the Tsaritsa herself. Not a Harbinger, but nonetheless important because they're the main strategist of the Fatui. I can just imagine the pain for the Harbingers because although darling is within arms reach, they're not allowed to make a move lest they anger their ruler.

Childe who first sees you akin to a younger sibling amongst the Fatui - you're no underling, on par with a Harbinger in importance if not more, protected almost as much as the Archon Herself - it would be hard not to be protective of you. And yet as you fix his wounds after another fight he started, telling him off in place of Her Majesty, giving him tips on how he could've fought better in whispers in between, his growing need for your attention consumes him. When he kisses your cheek (as thanks, he says) in front of the other Harbingers he's already looking forward to you treating the injuries they're sure to beat into him.

Scaramouche who grins when the Harbingers bristle as you walk side by side in the halls of Zapolyarny Palace - he says you should consider it an honor to walk with him, and it inflates his ego when you reply with a small nod and a smaller smile. Behind the others' backs, he follows you like a lost child, always walking behind you, gripping on to the back of your clothes like you might slip away if he's not careful. He's obsessed with the way you look at him and ask him questions about his creation. He fails to see that the adoration you hold for him is as hollow as he is.

Signora wonders if you know when she is at her lowest, that would certainly explain things, wouldn't it? She thinks she has lost her mind when she sees glimpses of her lost love when turning corners too quickly, haunting her when she lets her guard down but then you're in front of her, greeting her with a soft smile that feels all too familiar and she realizes she has gone mad in other ways (she welcomes that newfound madness like the lover that it is, finally coming home).

Pantalone who believes that one of life's greatest pleasures is to own what others cannot - to collect the rare, the exquisite and the hard to obtain - and to have you, a person of great mind and ranking, be dangled right infront of him on a piece of gold thread held by the Tsaritsa, who was he to resist the urge to make you his? (after all, he deserves only the best) The longer he does not have you, the more your worth rises in his eyes.

Dottore who initially wants to pick apart your brain (quite literally) but his interest shifts and doubles when he reaches an epiphany that what he truly lacked from the Akademiya was someone who shared his intellect, a genius to match his own. Maybe you don't share his affinity for biology, but he loves the way your conversations keeps him on his toes (if you weren't a being close to perfection for him before, then you certainly are now.)

Arlecchino who watches as you care for the children in the orphanage, checking in on them even long after they've joined the ranks of the Fatui and compares it to the frigid ways of the other Harbingers. For the first time since being a part of this cold nation, she is envious of the warmth you give (why must you have so much love to share?) She thinks that should the day come she turns her back on this frigid country, she would surely take your hearth with her.

Marionette who finds herself being drawn to the way you move around a room and hold yourself up in front of people, marveling at the intricacies of each part of your body and the way they make up the being that is you (you could trip and fall and she'd still sigh in awe). Her fascination turns you from muse to future subject. Surely such a specimen must be preserved, right? Not to mention, there would be no greater honor than to turn the Tsaritsa's best into a perfect unchanging doll.

Damselette who usually goes quiet when you're in the same room as her, always eager to hear you talk, almost hissing when a Harbinger tries to speak over you. She finds your voice is the one in her head who speaks reason to her when she gets a bit out of control (Does she listen? No, but your voice is always ever so lovely). Wouldn't it be so nice if you're the lone voice she hears always, the same way you're already always in her thoughts?

Capitano who is thankful his mask covers the fond look he gets when you turn to him - not with fear like the lower ranking Fatui or haughty like the Harbingers - but as an equal, leveling him with a gaze that leaves him fooling himself that it means something more. He's less thankful for his mask when someone calls your attention away from him and he can't control the glare he sends their way (maybe if they saw the way he looked at them, they'd finally be put in their place).

Pulcinella is quick to put you in a pedestal - you are someone to be respected and someone to be kept at a distance. And yet as he watches the Harbingers fall deeper and deeper into obsession, he takes it upon himself to protect the Tsaritsa's favorite and the Fatui's brain from whatever his co workers are plotting. As he spends more time with you (making sure the others do not occupy all of your time), the pedestal he keeps you on crumbles until all he sees is another child to keep under his wing. He fails to see he has only fallen into a different hole as the rest.

Strategist!Darling who may pretend to be oblivious to the Harbingers' feelings but is actually letting it all happen to make sure they all stay under the Tsaritsa's rule one way to another.

Does Pierro know what you're doing? Maybe. It's not like he is blind to how the Harbingers act around you, subtle as they try to be. If you spend enough time with him, you might be able to tell that he enjoys watching you play the part of a fool, dancing around the others and making them dance for you, too. He might even step in once he thinks the other Harbingers are stepping out of line, but it all depends on what he gets out of sticking into your business.

I also like the dynamic where although the Harbingers cannot make a move to claim what is "their's", darling is just as trapped. Although they always sometimes want to leave, they know as much as anyone that the Tsaritsa is the only thing standing between them and the others. The moment they try to leave the Tsaritsa's side or they lose her favor, it's all fair game for the Harbingers.

Everyone is stuck in a stalemate until someone makes a misstep.

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