#they’re so judgy

[poisonedfate]

pov: you’re being judged by the court of bisexuals

#i was gonna do like a text posts #thing with this #but #i find this funny on its own #they’re so judgy #good for them #bbc merlin #merwenthur

[iih3artbyler]

They judge people together

#byler #judgy boyfriends #mike wheeler #will byers #miwi #they’re so judgy

[livwritesstuff]

So Steve obviously loves Valentine’s Day.

This didn’t ever come as a surprise to Eddie, and in the years between when they started dating and when their kids were born, it was something that never changed.

When Steve walked in the door fresh off the afternoon carpool route with their three daughters in tow and said, “Dude – I swear to god this has gotta be the best Valentine’s Day ever,” Eddie wasn’t exactly taken aback, more just unsure what could have happened so early in the day that had him this confident that V-Day of 2012 would be the best one ever.

“Why?” Eddie asked suspiciously.

“When I dropped off Ava, David invited me over to watch the basketball game,” he replies, still with a massive grin on his face even as their daughters dump their backpacks and jackets and shoes all over the ground instead of hanging them up like they should be doing.

Eddie made a face – David, one of their neighbors and an unfortunate addition to the elementary school carpool circuit, is notably a total fucking loser. 

He’s also obsessed with Steve (and not even in a gay way, which Eddie could at least understand – no, it’s in this weird, loser, ex-jock who peaked in high school kind of way).

“I know, right? I’m pretty sure he’s that fucking desperate for something to do tonight that isn’t his wife,” Steve continued.

“What’s wrong with his wife?”

“Ed, believe it or not, it gets even better.”

“Tell me,” Eddie demanded, finally getting that Steve’s got a whole-ass story for him.

“I’m going to, man, holy shit,” Steve shook his head as he stepped over the mess their kids left behind (because one of them would be corralling them all back downstairs to deal with their shit like they’re supposed to)

So Eddie listens as Steve launches into a retelling of the conversation he apparently had with David, who, predictably, acted like a total fucking loser about how Steve actually wanted to spend time with his family on Valentine’s Day.

“What does this have to do with his wife?” Eddie asked when Steve reached a stopping point, “Other than how incredibly sad it is for her.”

“Right – so get this. David ended up telling me that his wife is going out tonight with Chris, and I figured he meant Chris, like Christine, Liam’s mom, because I know they’re friends, but it’s not. It’s Chris, the divorced dad on the PTA, and apparently they hang out all the time.”

Eddie’s eyes widened as he pieced together what Steve was implying.

“No fucking way.”

“Right?!? And, look, you know I think cheating is wrong, but…I dunno, I really hope she has a fantastic Valentine’s Day.”

#idk idk something about middle-aged Steve knowing all the hot goss in their suburban town #this doesn’t really count as a valentine’s day post lol maybe i’ll fathom something else up later #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #also this is inspired by a tiktok - will link if i can track it down #rereading this there are a *lot* of F-Bombs srry if that’s not your vibe #i feel like they’re at that stage in parenthood where they know their kids know the words #so what’s the point in hiding it anymore? #judgy-steve my beloved

[starbylers]

Mike and Will every time Argyle opened his mouth 😭

#byler #they’re so judgy I love them

[horseshoemybeloved]

I just wanna let y’all yknow yall were summoned today in my emdr therapy I was visiting memories of feeling rejected by strangers for how odd I am and my brain went like this

#it was comforting lol #basically what I came up with is that #A: I know for a fact that there are people in the world who don’t think I’m off putting and weird :) #and B: that I wouldn’t not judge someone for stimming or dressing diffrent or ect so if they’re a judgy person then idc about their opinions #slay #again for the 100th time sorry about no fob drawings #I’ve been working and bein behind on my paintings lol

[nubs-mbee]

Sometimes people talk about other hozier fans like “they’re not the REAL fans, they don’t know him like *I* do” and it can come across so cringey. Most people who enjoy his music are very aware of the politics and activism present in his music. And if you actually come across someone who doesn’t, just be nice and recommend them those songs. They’re probably new to his music.

#I’ve seen some pretty judgy tiktoks about hozier fans and it’s so odd? #and they’re not even teens #I’d understand if they were teens but these are adults #just be nice and don’t always assume the worst

[jaegonsmoon]

ok but Lucemond as besties? Like they growing up together and being attached at the hip. I only have one word to describe them: INSUFFERABLE. They’d be fucking annoying.

#i’m having thoughts #they match each other’s energy so well now imaginr them using it against other ppl #they all hate them lmaooo they’re judgy af too #they roast the shit outta everyone #aemond x lucerys #lucemond #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #lucerys targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #hotd

[bitchycasenthusiast]

I can’t get over how different house and bertie are. You could not find two people more opposite than if you shoved them through a bizarro wormhole.

#and they’re played by the same guy????? #jeeves and wooster #I mean I guess they’re both kinda done with people? #and judgy as hell #but Bertie still helps them no matter how he feels whether due to his code or coercion #house is completely over it #but I dunno he’s still a doctor so clearly he has some milk of human kindness #must watch house to bolster argument #personal

[fifteenstitches]

if i see one more person on tiktok disrespecting tcm 2 I’m gonna freak out

#texas chainsaw massacre #texas chainsaw massacre 2 #tcm #tcm 2 #the horror community on tiktok is so different compared to tumblr i hate it actually #like oh my god have you ever sat down and just watched a movie for FUN #they’re all so judgy #okay rant over sorry lmao

[pissfizz]

Very frustrated!!!

#still thinking about that irl like. god. i love you but this is Plaguing me #like. people don’t owe you their medical diagnosis for you to decide whether them being unhygienic is valid or not. especially when you - #-have the same problems. you shouldn’t shit talk people and say you hate people who don’t take care of themselves when you don’t know - #-anything about them. there’s millions of reasons for that you don’t know!! it makes me so uncomfortable that they’re so judgy about this #things like this always happen. and they can be so opinionated about everything but the second I try and imply that that’s wrong or just - #-plain rude of them they get so mad and I hate it. why do you get to have these opinions on people but I can’t have any? #idk they’re like a strange hybrid of very liberal but also very white mom in their values. which confuses me and makes me very frustrated #idk!! idk. i love them a lot they’re one of my best friends ever but it is so uncomfortable sometimes. #it feels like they’re allowed to be opinionated and have a ton of personal issues and things to accommodate but I’m Not even if they say #like yknow what I mean?? #idk I have a lot of thoughts and frustrations rn #vent

[alivedean]

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#what is the opposite of slow burn because it’s only been 6 minutes into the audiobook and they’re already fucking jshksj 😭 #i should have probably looked up abt the book more before listening so that’s on me ig #i’m not like. being judgy i just didn’t expect that jsgsjsh

[woundedheartwithin]

Sometimes I miss the FC5 fandom cuz like that was the most lawless fandom in the land. We were all thirsty for actual cultists who tortured and murdered people and nobody criticized anybody for it

#she speaks #some fandoms are just so fucking judgy like fuck off they’re not real???? #who gives a fuck what this cluster of pixels did in a made up story about who gives a shit #nothing happened lol I’m just feeling nostalgic about thirsting over a cannibal who tortured and brainwashed people and wolves and shit

[joshuaalbert]

have you gotten to “my girlfriend left me”. me and my siblings had to pause to laugh at that for like 2 whole minutes. the subtly

I think she should have said that her wife left and took the kids. I want this to be the most stereotypical cover story I’ve heard in my life.

#also girl you walked outside and immediately dropped your full name title and that you’re undercover??? #and yet that all comes second to the conversation riker and picard were having in the shuttle where they just #told us everything that was happening and about to happen #dgmw I get that they’re gonna need to refresh an audience that maybe hasn’t seen tng in a long time on some things but like….bruh #I’m trying so hard not to be mean but if they’re gonna try to sell this as like Prestige TV I think I get to be a little judgy. just a lil. #ask #sallytwo #pic liveblog

[burningdisarm]

friends who hate together stay together

#rambling #look sometimes i need to be a hater & when that happens i know who to go to bc i know they won’t judge me and #have probably thought the exact same thing #this is not like. serious. this is like when i want to be jealous and overly proud & some other character flaws i have #in a way that won’t hurt anyone. so that they’re not character flaws they’re just quirks. i sometimes have to just be. annoyed #& i <333 having friends who i can whine to. & they do the same thing at other points so like. neither of us can judge #literally everyone has bad emotions and are sometimes petty and jealous and proud or whatever else #the key is dealing in a way that doesn’t hurt other people but also doesn’t hurt you #there is something SO healing about going to complain to a friend about something a bit petty that #would probably be seen as you being rude and judgy by most ppl(bc you are being that to be fair) #& them going YEAH I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING #it’s like rinsing your brain out. spring cleaning. i can carry on trying to be a caring person now that i’ve been allowed #to express frustration #idk i’m phrasing this really badly but just shoutout to my friend who i can be a massive hater with & then move on #“here’s a thing i’m feeling & i know it’s rude so i’m not gonna act on it but like come on….” “no exactly you get it” thank god #“i did this thing (inconsequential) but i told everyone else thing thing (tiny change) bc i’m too proud to admit it” #“no exactly like we both need to work on this but i understand exactly what you mean bc i’m the same” okay. now i can be human again

[cookie-waffle]

not to be “reverse-ableist” but neurotypical people are some of the MEANEST motherfuckers I’ve ever met. Like why the flucking fuck do you care if someone has fandom tattoos, still collects toys, or has a niche hobby? Mind your own business goddamn

#I can barely make friends with nts because they’re so fucking judgy for no reason #And I can’t even imagine dating one. They’d probably make my life miserable by judging my interests and assuming I can read their mind lol

[munamania]

i’m sorry (idk like. to whom) i wish i liked my one roommate more but they’re just so. like. there is something probably wrong with you. and u need to work on that. and i’m being mean by saying it in this way i don’t like that but they just annoy me so much.

#to be FAIR. this is the one that asked for money for. sitting on our shitty futon. even tho they will def be taking it after graduation #but they asked me to buy alcohol the other day and i was like ok sure what do u want #and literally just the way they texted me annoyed me. like. they didn’t even do anything i was just like 😐 #can i pretty please have some. whatever #and they’re always talking about self growth and doing all these things to make life like. better for themselves and others and whatever. #oh my god i’m such a hater. bjt it’s like ok! why don’t you just do some of those things. anything you can. instead of just saying it #and then complaining all the time abt not having a social life #also. they don’t do the fucking dishes or trash. and when they do it feels like a spectacle. and they leave food in their dishes when they #put it in the dishwasher #and are just? not good at talking. that’s why i’m so awkward around them even when i’m trying to be normal and relaxed #in my own home. #abby talks #and they just casually say kinda bitchy or weird things to me. i need to start being like. What do you mean by that. #yeah i’ve noticed you sleep in. Ok?! thank you for doing the cleaning. Sure maybe u could next time. just judgy kinda faces abt me going out #when i do. girl. i promise i can take care of my own shit. if i seem like i’ve drank too much #or whatever maybe i have. but like. i don’t know u like that to be judged or whatever. #whatever i’m just rambling ik they can annoy me with #out reason but i HAVE reason.