#they dont do COMEDY like that anymore

[cosmicrhetoric]

kamikaze girls 2004 has fr bewitched me its like what if bottoms 2023 was also doing kung fu hustle. what if iconic duos such as the nanas from nana or bill and ted just kinda sucked a bit. what if we all got run over by a cabbage truck but like its fine we're fine haha we're fine

#like im ready to watch it again in less than 24 hours it was so good #they dont do COMEDY like that anymore #kamikaze girls #finding out that the lolita fashion house was real had me like OH JUST LIKE NANA FR.......EXCEPT SHE SUCKS A BIT #i mean that with affection

[be-right-bach]

can't believe an anime called buddy daddies did not end up being, in fact, just a silly little comedy of two hitmen raising a child together but instead an actual heartwarming, well written show about (re)learning to love and to be loved, about how the meaning of family goes way beyond blood and no matter how unconventional it may be, it's still as perfect and valid because it's yours and you wouldn't trade it for anything else

#it was a silly little comedy #but it was also More than that #and if i CRY #at first i was like haha buddy daddies as a joke but bro i dont think it's a joke anymore #i feel so normal about this anime (no i dont) (it altered my brain chemistry in ways i cannot explain) #yes i do have complaints about certain ~ things ~ of the ending like almost everyone else BUT #that doesn't take away the fact it was a surprisingly well written anime given the topic they chose to work with #like i had no faith At All the first time i read the synopsis lmao but here we are #buddy daddies #miri unasaka #rei suwa #kurusu kazuki #misaki unasaka #kugi kyutaro #edit: if u saw me write heart wrenching instead of heartwarming no u didn't #gonna use my english is not my first language card

[driftwooddestiel]

I DID MY COMEDY PERFORMANCE TODAY!!! in front of like 200 people!!! and i didnt stutter or forget what to say!!! and people laughed!!!

#i wasnt THE funniest other performances got better reactions but that was largely because the people performing were popular #point is people laughed !! two girls i barely know came up to me after and said i was really good! (thank you nikita and i forgot your name #and according to one of my friends some mullets were making fun of me during my thing and then a popular girl behind them was like #hey stop dont do that #so thats cool #and the girl whos lockers next to mine also complimented my comedy thing after so that was nice #+ one of the other ppl performing who i used ro be super good friends with (years ago) was very engaged and laughing which was nice :-) #we may not be close friends anymore but yk its nice to still get along 👍 #also two of my friends also performed and they did well too ‼️ it was very cool #anyway im very proud of myself for being able to perform in front of that many people cos i have literally never done that #the last time i spoke to an audience of more than 30 people was year 4 assembly and that was like 100 ppl max #so yea im very happy lol. especially considering that the past three years weve been doing persuasive speeches instead of comedy #(comedy was introduced this year to try it out instead of persuasive speeches) #and for the past 2 years ive done my speeches to just the teacher and a few friends cos i dont like giving persuasives to the whole class #(which i still feel tbh) but like. i can do comedy and play a character in front of an audience! which is pretty awesome

[vampirebiter]

ive been a dick about horror since childhood. i distinctly remember being a kid watching the nightmare on elm street movies and being like "wow these arent scary at all and i dont really like them" even when i had basically no point of comparison besides reading goosebumps and scary stories to tell in the dark. i did still watch all 8 of them though.

#i actually read a lot of childrens horror besides those two. i just dont remember what anymore #and i think by the time i saw nightmare i actually had started reading adult horror too. my mom got me reading stevie king young lmao #but honestly his writing isnt scary either even to me as a kid so. skill issue. #ghost.txt #one of these days i do want to sit down and rewatch them all since its been like. over 10 years since ive seen most of them #i watched the first one with my wife a couple years ago since she hadnt seen it before. she liked it. i still thought it was meh. #but i wanna see my adult opinions on them all. especially since ive gotten less serious over the years so i have less of a stick up my ass #about horror comedy. like i wouldnt have liked the chucky movies back then either but i really like them now

[flamboyant-king]

You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.

And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)

ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.

This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.

#i looked in a mirror 20 feet away as reference because im like NYAHAHA WHAT EVILS HAVE I COMMITED #and i see my own smug face in the mirror like 'yes this will get me hunted down' #sketches #i do comedy slapstick violence but ya know doing more darker jokes and adult humor feels nice like im not censoring myself #i mean i still am by not showing you guys a lot of the bloody or even H O RN Y stuff but ya cant expose everything #like for those of yall who have followed me for years id say were all legal here for more than my usual 13+ content #i just want ro be appealing to a broader audience IN CASE i ever did make it somewhere but haha its been what #8 years since i started this blog. any credit i had died off with teeny taku fhjdjsksajsk #ive got no image to uphold. i have nothing im trying to promote anymore. i do but ive lost the plot ya know #im just having fun and im glad you guys are just ...letting me? like i looked at my old stuff #with the cookies the pokemans the fehs the ocs. and yall just let me go freaking wild and thought #yeah ill give that a like. bless yalls hearts. bless ya souls. ive got thousands of posts on here and yall just let me run wild #and thank you for that. ya never pit pressure on me. kts me outting pressure on myself. #i do wish there were folks that did look forward to some actual tangible content instead of me shitposting with no cohesiveness #but thats just hard with adhd. and try as i might with medications and alarms and deadlines and what have you. its just. difficult #like even the tags here are derailing. but i hope that alongside me just having fun doing my thing. i hope i can get on course #where there is a clear line to follow in my life but i dont lose sight of it as i trail off #but for now. im just drawing experimenting and straight up goofing around. have fun you guys #i may not show you everything but just know im having fun too.

[mar64ds]

me: i love good conflicts in fictional stories

me when there is a big conflict in a fictional story: I don't like this I want them to tell jokes

#i've been thinking about this so much lately i'm SUCH a baby with really big conflicts in cartoons/movies. i just don't have fun anymore #(a completely personal opinion. not a criticism) #dont get me wrong!! i LOVE good conflicts i love sad stuff with a happy ending i love angst with comfort #but i never like when conflicts just feel... too big. too hopeless #even when it ends well at the end! i just dont have fun anymore i get incredibly overwhelmed and tired #good example: people critize the zombots arc of the sonic comics a lot already but #my main problem is that it's way too sad and hopeless all the time and i dont have fun reading it #and i know many people love high stakes!! i totally understand #i do too sometimes. i think it all just depends on what piece of fictional media i'm watching and how it's handled #sometimes it's cool other times it's just... overwhelming #i dont know. i never really see anyone talk about this so i wanted to share my thoughts! #again. it's just a personal opinion not a criticism on any story #anyway. this is why i really love comedy cartoons

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

im sure others have said this but um I'm actually starting to notice how many of these sitcoms rely on making fun of autistic coded traits actually

#personal #i was having a conversation with my boyfriend and i was like i think ive outgrown comedy #i just dont find it super funny anymore cause i keep thinking oh but im autistic and i do that and its not really funny anymore after that #like why is every dumb character just... very literal and emotional? #the ableism of the writers is shining through more and more for me the more educated i become on ableism #unmasking autism chronicles

[songofstrawhats]

The THING about one piece and one piece fic is that if the characters are sitting down having honest conversations about their feelings I'm like 'eh its kinda ooc' which is an absolutely hilarious problem to have

#lori chat #if baby Ace met Roger no force on gods green earth could stop acr from punching him in the face #no hes kind of small. biting? maybe biting kneecaps or a pipe to the face lmao #im on a time travel kick and the best ones lean into the sheer comedy of casually dropping threatening information with zero followup #'yeah thats what they said when they raised my bounty to nine billion. so have you got any meat?' #'oh so YOURE that guys dad. cool. do you wanna fight you look like youd be fun to fight' #'no after we beat kaido we let other people handle things in wano' 'you what' 'yeah we decided to keep sailing-' #'no no the bit about kaido' 'i dont really care about that guy anymore its fine so as i was saying fishman island makes really good sweets-' #anyways they're all cagey bastards or airheads god love them

[enderagenda]

the ofmd community is reminding me why I don't get in fandoms. y'all are acting completely feral, people are begging y'all to be nice to the producers and writers rn, I wouldn't be surprised if they've already received death threats. it's just a show, they did not personally betray you. fuck me

#my post #vent #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #'im not watching s3 without izzy >:(((( ' #literally fine. that isnt the protest you think it is #you're allowed to be upset. i am too. thats the idea. are you really surprised that a pirate died? #'this is supposed to be a comedy' the entire show has had multiple serious moments #'i dont trust them anymore. why would they ruin the show like this' shut upppppppppp oh my god how do i block all of you

[loveydive]

WHEN YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUR OWN PUNISHMENT AND INSIST THAT IT IS DIVINE, YOU SACRIFICE THE LOVE THAT IS CLAWING TO ENTER YOUR LIFE.

#THE DIVINE IS FOUND IN LOVE NOT PUNISHMENT. #i just finished reading the last days of judas iscariot #HONESTLY DONT READ IT IUDASHDUIASD THE COMEDY IS SO BAD #BUT THE LAST CONVERSATION BETWEEN JESUS AND JUDAS IS SOOOO GOOD #and some cross examinations of the witnesses that were on the stand #just know a lot of the 'jokes' are really racist and sexist. like an edgey 13 year old on cod. #ANW #I WAS SOOO INTERESTED IN HOW EVEN AFTER ALL THAT JUDAS WAS STILL FOUND GUILTY #BUT REGARDLESS. REGARDLESS. JESUS STAYED WITH HIM. EVEN WHEN JUDAS COULDNT HEAR HIM ANYMORE #HE STAYED WITH HIM AND WASHED HIS FEET #in the end judas made a mistake. but he was so caught up in his own despair that he brought his own punishment upon him. even when #jesus was there telling him that despite it all he still loved him #isnt that what he wanted? to be loved? why isnt he responding to his love? #GOD GODDDDDDD AND WHEN JESUS CALLED JUDAS HIS HEART #his heart... i CRIED. BADLY. #cin.txt #LIKE. ITS OKAY TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU DONT NEED TO PUNISH YOURSELF RELENTLESSLY FOR IT #JUST ACCEPT THE LOVE THAT IS TRYING TO ENTER YOUR LIFE #DO IT #DO IT EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DONT DESERVE IT

[mummer]

the tension between the absurd and the real in barry is so good it makes me want to explode

#barry #the way some things will be nonsense comedy and it doesnt Have to make sense. and then some things have to be real and you have to look at #it and face it the blood is real except for when it isnt. theres something really coherent here im not grasping #literally cant stop thinking about the ridiculous fuches subplots where he inexplicably gets brought back to life and given another perfect #pastoral future. Like. does fate metaphysically exist in barry???? lol #i mean it very much always comes back to the fact that its a tragicomedy/black comedy/dramedy/etc. that tension will ALWAYS exist #either the blood is real or it isnt. but its masterfully woven into the themes of the fucking show because.... acting! #sometimes the blood isnt real sometimes the real doesnt exist it’s LA its a fake place no one’s from. #THE SHOW IS FIGHTING ITS OWN NATUREEE #i dont know how to articulate this at all. #literally a show set in the exact moment a joke becomes not funny anymore. how do they do it tonally it’s making me CRAZED #alternatively the way barry never gets hit by bullets. #the sally plots / film industry stuff is teetering on absurd but its satire which i think is different. #like. satire is real..... it is #the best tv shows are sentient. i shant elaborate

[this-should-do]

ugh

#genuinely think if i dont get therapy and medical transition soon i might actually kill myself #life is too fucking much and i cant take this shit anymore #its unfair that i got unlucky in the genetic draw and got sruck with the stupidest most feminine body in the world #and that being fat when i live the exact same lifestyle as thin people makes kt easier to tell that im born female #and that even if i do all the working out in the world its not gonan fucking chnage the way my body looks and manages its distribution #and that i have the face and mouth of every single fat comedy side character or fat villain #and that ive lived my whole life hearing about how pretty and wonderful i look and how i look like my grandmother #and that im short and have almost all my weight below my torso so i look like the worlds largest pear #and that i have a naturally soft demeanor that offsets every ounce of effort i pht into my looks to be more masc #and that i dont want to dress in baggy or sporty clothes and i dont have the budget to purchase those things even if i got desperate #or that i get overheated too easily to use layers and that i cant mentally handle being overheated #and its not fair that i cant for the life of me get my voice to cknsistantly be lower so i sound more maaculine #its not fucking fair #i cant fucking do this anymore #but im so fucking stuck reliant on ym fucking parents for mo ey that ill never get the help i need #and working as a teacher will never result in the money itll take to get the help i need #and it feels like even if i could get transition when i get a job itll be too risky with clowns like desantis #SPECIALLY as a teacher #i cant fucking look into a fucking mirror without wanting to cry and take a knife to every slab of meat that i ditn want on my body #and every day that im home im sruck hiding in my room so that i dont risk running inti my moyher and making her angry by existing #and having to affirm to her that im her little girl and be called by a name that isnt mine and pronouns that make me want to stab my ears #and be told by her that i just think im trans becuz im traumatized and dont want peole to think im attractive so they wont try to get close #to me becuz they wont know what i am when i dont even want to have sex and she says im just making that up to #my mental health is in shambles and has been for fucking months and its only getting worse #i want out #i want out so fucking bad #im tired of being jealous of my own fucking shadow becuz it looks like more of a man to me

[cursemewithyourkiss]

I hate hate hate this new trend where just because a series has funny moments people will go "umm acTuALLy this series is a comedy" or "it's a dark drama/thriller/horror whatever series to YOU. to me it's a comedy though"

#like have your fun or whatever but its literally still not a comedy #and also the fact that 90% of fandom content seems to be focused on jokes i hate that soooo much #like thats literally why i stopped being into fandoms. i care very deeply about this and all you seem to do is make fun of the tragedy #i like making jokes too!!!! and if thats how you engage with things fine whatever!!!! #but first of all stop saying that if youre not seeing how its a comedy youre watching it wrong #and second personally i just cannot stand it anymore. i cannot deal with it #okay i dont know why im making this post sorry for complaining. i guess it just really frustrates me #fuck off me

[lukeskqwalker]

my line of thinking is that if i post enough untamed stuff then i'll either a) make more mdzs friends or b) lose followers and both are a lowkey a plus so

#CLARIFICATION: i do not actually mind yall following me obviously this is a public blog its just funny and also wild to be perceived #im sorry i really am but i Am baffled by this number that keeps going up and never goes down like guys!! im a mess!!! #i never stick to one thing HOW are yall not leaving en masse #hit me up if you would like to sob and wail loudly with me over this delightful necromantic comedy/tragedy two in one #ok but seriously all of my friends are like 'yeah lol i lost so many followers for posting x' WHY ARE YOU NOT LEAVING #I CHANGE SO OFTEN WHAT #im not WANTING people to leave but im just. so confused. #i dont MAKE THINGS and when i do i dont make multiple things for the same fandom #i make one (1) post about it and then i vanish into a vapor #ok but to be fair i guess i do put stuff in a queue if i notice im posting a lot of it #like if i go into a tag i always put it all in a queue so yall dont have 500 at once #gotta introduce it slowly. like when youre changing your cats petfood brand. #thats how you catch em #hello. can you tell i do not want to study for my test anymore. anyway. #here is a joke if you get this far #one sec i have to actually think of a joke #i just googled 'good joke' and this one was on a minion meme photo that was very grainy so prepare yourself for the best joke of all time #'there are three kinds of people in the world. those who are good at math and those who are not.' thank you facebook moms #everyone say 'go to bed sam' #this is a joke. i will not. i will wail 'no' like a petulant child. and then i will laugh. #evilly. #if this shows up in any tag at all i will be mortified #to sum up: watch untamed. minion mom joke. patrick star 'who are you people' meme. #will i delete this in the morning? perchance.

[todayisafridaynight]

#ANYWAY LET ME COOK. im not a good chef but i can at least cook an egg lemme see what i got...

This is leagues ahead of Jo as per Substitute Father so I'm sure you'll do great <3 NOT TO SET THE BAR LOW... Arakawa POV part of that was sooooooo cute but I am of course VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD regardless of what you've got in the oven :] I think it's funny we always end up with roughly the same concepts but I just shoehorn RGGJo into it instead

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN THOUGH WITH HOW THE MARKETING FOR YLAD KEPT HAMMERING IN THE SON THING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER... BUT THE SCENE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IS FUNNY and honestly half of the things Westerners [<- counting myself just this once] find funny in RGG apparently aren't intentional so what's one more

Substitute Father haunts me since i really don't like it but i also know that One (1) person really enjoyed it so i don't want to delete it SOOO the most i can do at this point is try to write something better as an apology and try to forget.. and hopefully let arakawa FPOV in a better fic..

BUT YEAH LMAO they really werent subtle bout it in retrospect.... teehee..

#snap chats #i dont like saying hate but I Do Hate a lot of things i make and i do go back to delete a sum of them #even if its like. Fine or whatever i'll just become overburdened with shame or embarrassment and i'll want it gone #i wanted to delete that fic before you saw it so im sorry you happened upon it #i wouldve deleted it sometime later but. then i saw people like it and i know i always go Aw Man when i cant find a thing anymore so.. #here's to.trying to do better. even if i have no faith in my ability to write #its why i do comics and w/e..... less thinking involved... it comes easier to me... #if i sit here thinking about it anymore ill give myself an Actual Real Stroke LMAO so moving on #funny we have similar ideas :) idk what you have in mind but still lmao..... small world.. or something like that.. #in any case... crying at the specification that This Once you're a westerner #sorry to sully you with such a heinous title 😩 no one likes it tbf... #i try to find comedy in like. Everything but maybe that is a Westerner thing who's to say not me #it's how i cope.... speaking of tho i checked my blood pressure Correctly this time :) it as 150 ☠️ sooo i MIGHT die... #we can only hope right LMAOO my chest hurt a lil.... oh noo here it comes... #jk i have to stare at this google doc for another two hours and do nothing as i feel ineptitude overcome me #also it's my sister's birthday :) it just became my sister's birthday as i was typing this LMAO #ok im done now bye

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

fellows and fellas,,,, the coffeeshoproommates au

me: haha what if i combined the two most common fanfic au's into one single au just for th memes me, several hours later after a multi-person brainstorming session in the space ace discord: i dont think its for the memes anymore

AU Synopsis:

Y/N is a shut-in hermit who doesnt rlly like interacting with anyone whatsoever who's rent has gone up and who's past roommate has moved out, so they, against their better judgement, put out an ad for the free bedroom in their apartment. SURPRISE you get two takers: a pair of brothers, Sundrop and Moondrop, who are both college students studying to be elementary school teachers, are willing to follow your half-mile-long list of rules, and they're ready to move in as soon as you're ready to receive them! Bonus points for them both seeming relatively sane!!

PLOT TWIST Sun and Moon are both rlly curious abt u despite how much u r rlly trying to avoid them and no matter how many times u make it clear that u just rlly do not want to b friends. JOKES ON U SUN FINDS U AT UR DAY JOB AND NOW UR LIFE WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE

bonus:

the cafe u work at holds open-mic nights. Sun and Moon make a habit of participating, turns out theyre a couple of goofy ass theater kids with a knack for comedy. Bad news, they r DETERMINED to get u to join in their act. They call u out every time they get on the stage and the crowd loves it. U become a fan fave (u hate it) (u dont actually hate it thats just what u tell sun and moon) Sun comes to see u at ur job every day. He always tries to time his spot in line so that ur the one he gets to talk to (it takes u less than a week to memorize his order but u act like u dont know it bc u dont want him thinkin that ur friends or anything) Moon works at a 24hr gas station convinience store on th nightshift. u run into each other one night when ur buying a six pack of redbull. neither of u say anything but u can tell he's judging u. After that he starts making u lunches to take to work. if u "forget" (aka refuse) to take it with u he comes by and gives it to u himself like some kinda twiggy ass motherhen type mf. ur coworkers r definitely laughing at u behind ur back u can just feel it (theyre jealous and wish they had two cute dudes being all sweet n doting on them like u do)

#bones of a rabbit #bones of a rabbit au #coffeshop roommates au #fnaf au #fnaf dca au #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf sun/moon x y/n #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf sun x y/n #fnaf moon x reader #fnaf moon x y/n #silly bullshit #au ideas #fanfic ideas #brainstorming bullshit #au rambles #rambles #long post #idk i just thought it was a funny idea #coffeeshop roommate au protag that wants absolutely nothing to do w any of this fluff n cutesy wutesy bs but secretly get rlly attached #idk idk i just think its funny sjfshfdjsd