#they don't even have dental :(

[ria-starstruck]

i’m thinking that maybe these fellas and their people simply don’t bother with naming in the ravenous times of their universe. unlike in the early days of the universe, most spend their time alone, and most have no siblings or friends to accompany them, no reason to distinguish another apart from food or threat.

or maybe i’m just making all that up in order to get away with naming most of these fellas after titles (chronicler, stormbringer, alchemist, firewalker...). the idea is certainly jiving though...

bonus ibuprofen memes + comic dialogue under the cut

(1)

SOL: I am called ‘Sol’. What are your names?

[not-yet-ALCHEMIST] & [not-yet-STORMBRINGER]: “’Names’?”

CHRONICLER: “Mine is ‘Chronicler’. But, you had a sibling, did you not?”

SOL: “How—yes.”

CHRONICLER: “So then you had one to name you.”

CHRONICLER: “For the vast majority of travelers in the Universe, they experience no such thing.”

SOL: what

(2)

CHRONICLER: In the times of our ancestors, those who discovered novel creations were awarded the title of Alchemist, an—

[not-yet-ALCHEMIST]: Ooh!

[not-yet-ALCHEMIST]: Alchemist! I like that name!

CHRONICLER: ...You are aware that this is a title and not a name, yes?

ALCHEMIST: I want it!

#briars_ocs #my_ocs #comic #meme #ibuprofen meme #ibuprofen #they don't even have dental #they don't even have dental meme #original character #original characters #ocs #how do normal people tag their ocs. time sensitive question #original character comic #original character meme #oc comic #oc meme #also tbf if this becomes a worldbuilding feature that's dialogue that should literally be in my actual webcomic. idk where to put it there t #part 2 tho so i don't have to worry abt it at the time of writing this and depending how i feel after p1 i might not have to worry abt it #ever so! #monster oc #monster character #bug oc #bug character #and also tbf tbf alchemist shouldnt b called alchemist and none of these fellas should actually b called these names anyway bc i wanted to #work on the language first yes ive been saying that for years. hell world #ravenous_luminaries

[donuteater13]

#they don't even have dental

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Interesting how Rick Deckard infiltrated a strip club using the same strategy that Shrek and Donkey would later use to infiltrate the Fairy Godmother's factory

#THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE DENTAL #shrek #shrek 2 #donkey shrek #blade runner #rick deckard #harrison ford #dreamworks #ridley scott #shower thought #shower thoughts #shitpost

[realpersonfacts]

wait is dream ghost also not on the bracket

#they don't even have DENTAL

[bebe-benzenheimer]

#diablo iv #they don't even have dental #diablo blizzard #blizzard entertainment

[rjalker]

@walks-the-ages

[ID: The Shrek meme of Shrek saying commiseratingly to Donkey, "They don't even have dental", now edited so he says, "They don't even understand that the Raksura have 7 genders.". End ID.]

#The Books of the Raksura #described images #they don't even have dental #described memes #accessible memes #Rjalker reads The Books of the Raksura

[fisheito]

Wind: howls Garu: howls back

#MY boy!!!!!! let us wear shorts in blizzards and eat bbq together 🤝 #he's just a cute lil guy...running around in the snow...frostbiteless #honestly surprised he's even wearing gloves. does he not want to feel the WET SNOW CRUNCH BETWEEN HIS FINGIES #well i guess you don't need bare hands to bite snow #i am imagining him chomping at snowflakes. then sticking his face into a fresh bed of snow and just goin RAWMRPcromch #wonder if he has sensitive teeth? does this wolf have dental care? #who's been flossing his canines?? #or are his teeth just flawless and powerful like nature before modern junk food. the strength of untouched yokai spirit #frozen echoes #garu

[sergeifyodorov]

the buffalo sabres are out here playing rasmus dahlin 35 minutes a night like he's quinnifer hughes. gonna name him captain this offseason and everything

#they don't even have dental voice He doesn't even have petey. #rasmus dahlin

[maculategiraffe]

I have to figure out a way when someone says "okay we'll give you a call when [we hear back from your insurance / we get your results / we have an opening / etc.]!" to quickly and firmly be like "okay well I will not pick up. because I don't answer the phone."

#my new dentist has been really awesome about texting me instead of leaving voicemails when i don't answer #also I do answer the phone when it's them because i have their number saved #and because if they call me it's usually to ask if I can come in earlier than my scheduled appointment #and they're really nice and friendly and sweet and i love them. even though they are in league with the dental surgeons #psir

[boyfear]

This is soooo funny to me

#dungeon meshi #his irritated expression . his good taste . kabru's reaction #*they don't even have dental voice* it's not even a monster...

[80sgaytrashgoblin]

Nakahara-Dazai family subplot where the Akutagawas go undercover in the Mafia and try to take it down a peg by getting the lower ranking members to unionize.

#“they don't even have dental”

[willosword]

oh yes. mark is definitely going to take this news exactly as you hope he will nolan. "i can always start again, make another kid" is DEFINITELY not gonna be ringing in his head for the indefinite future. this is such an absolute dumpster fire that i almost feel bad for nolan 😭

#like. oh my god. buddy. #you had.... how long????? to prepare?? and THIS is the best way you thought to go about showing mark these things?? #and he didn't even properly apologize. <- said with the cadence of 'they don't even have dental' #willow whispers #invincible spoilers #invincible

[metanarrates]

THANK GOD YOU'RE A LOCKED TOMB HATER. I wanted to like it going in and it was so fucking awful it was completely unreadable. My friend loved it and so does everyone on tumblr and I felt like I was going insane

not to be a cunt again (lying) but it genuinely seemed that people heard "lesbian space necromancers" and just were willing to absorb any bullshit to have that concept no matter how badly executed. they don't even have space stuff as a strong part of the novel

#narrates #shrek voice they don't even have dental... #im a bit shocked that utena likers enjoyed this one not gonna lie. it seems just across the board worse. #i was DISAPPOINTED frankly. BEWILDERED.

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

I want people to read their scientific articles before sending them to me. Like actually read the entire thing or at least read the conclusion. Reading the first line and thinking that that means you understand the entire topic is very inaccurate, and it makes you look like a joke when i actually read it and find that it contradicts your point.

#my post #vent #i got blocked by a very popular anti-swiftie blog who i used to follow because i told then to not use the ableist term “narcissistic abuse” #and of course before they blocked me they fired back with you're woke who thinks everything is offensive here's a link from doctors #which 1. Not all doctors are moral - my peers actually make me sick and i have info from dental students that dentists are also horrible #the literal reason i wanna go into psychiatry is because the field needs reform and i want to help reform it #and 2. the article literally said that the term is incorrect cause not all people with narcissism are abusive and it creates a stigma #against people who literally have childhood trauma #and some of whom (not all) are actually trying to be better despite the constant dehumanisation #also even the medical term can't be applied to here? cause calling someone who's not diagnosed with NPD a narcissist because they're toxic #is not medically accurate #it's literally “delulu” and “gaslight” all over again #like stop taking psychology words if you don't want to search up the actual definitions #which ironically enough was in the article i was sent #ngl i'm confused as to why i didn't block them before #i love being a hater (seen from this entire post made for one person) but come on #some of the stuff was out of no-where (mainly the hating on her appearance - like the rest was genuine criticism but this?) #and then on top of that using Palestine as a way to get people to hate on her but then go be besties with a raging zionist? #seems like using Palestine for the clicks there #speaking of Zionists: that one zionist who sent me a shit ton of articles which disapproved their points #like i cannot make this up they sent me 2 articles on how Ashkenazi Jews didn't genetically originate from the Levant #(that isn't to say they aren't Middle Easterners - just genetically they don't show a strong connection to that specific region in the ME #and obviously genetics is weird so there's that) #and apparently culturally grew came from Iran + Siberia + Turkey + Germany (i.e. their cultures are a mix of those) #and of course the Arab conquests to represent colonisation (as if i was denying that happened) but the article wasn't about the Levant #literally i can't with people #if you think you can science your way out of this you better listen to my spiel about Validity #can't give the science and health kid science stuff and expect them to not actually read it #vent post #tw vent

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

why does dental care in the usa SUCK

#camera talks #trying to get my fucking wisdom teeth out because i cant even eat sometimes with the amount of pain i get from them #and fucking no one around here takes the insurance we have (literally teacher's insurance. why don't we care about teachers) #and it just sucks like. #god there is so much pain and genuinely no way for me to get rid of it rn #i make jokes about keeping them in (my way of coping with the situation) like my dad had to (no good insurance either) #but his wisdom teeth are literally falling out now and i dont want that btw! #i would like them out !! #fuck usa health. dental. eye etc care this sucks

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I keep loads of basic supplies in my car because there are so many homeless people in my city. I'm leaving the gym, and this dude stops and asks for a light. While I'm handing him my lighter, he asks if I have any water. I say I only have Gatorade right now, and move to my trunk and tell him he's welcome to anything he needs back there. He picks up some soap, sniffs it, and says, "This is all garbage. Nobody wants this," and left. And, like, I'm not sure if I need to rethink what I'm stocking my car with or if he was just an asshole.

#for the record i have shampoo. conditioner. body soap. deodorant. toothbrushes and toothpaste. hothands. dental floss. tampons. blankets. #and a bunch of snacks that have a long shelf life (granola bars. bagged nuts. stuff high in fat or protein) and Gatorade #oh and little backpack things in case someone needs something to carry shit in #like. i know the hothands and blankets are seasonal. but it's still cold. #and the rest is stuff that makes life a little less shit. #i also have travel ibuprofen packs. i forgot about that one. #but like. none of it seems usless. #it's not like I'm out here handing out 'money' that's actually a pamphlet on why jesus is cool #so I'm thinking he was just having a particularly shit day #if i could afford it I'd just give people $50 or whatever and it's not my business where that's used #but i can barely pay my rent right now so i gotta be cheaper so I don't also end up homeless #i do want to get sunscreen and rain jackets now that we're moving into spring. but money is tight... #i also thought about adding in books because it has to be boring doing fuck all all day and maybe that could be enjoyable? #i really don't know #but I'm apparently not doing it right so i need to improve somehow #not even being sarcastic about that. if I'm not doing good i need to know where I'm fucking up