#they did all my boys dirty

[orderforbrian]

and the winner for most fucking DECIMATING burn in the entire history of magnus pod goes to alice

[Start ID: Three panel comic from The Magnus Protocol. First panel is in full color, the rest in black and white. First panel: Alice sits with a hand on her chin, smirking and says "Whiny little toad". She is a half black woman with curly, dark orange hair down to her shoulders, brown eyes, freckles, and a gap tooth. She has red/purple eyeshadow and thick eyeliner on, as well as a gold nose ring. She wears a dark green collared shirt with stripes and golden star and moon designs on the collar and center of the shirt. Second panel: Martin looks up in absolute offended shock, his mouth hung open. He is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with short hair, browline glasses and a beauty mark under his lip. He wears a simple sweater. Jon stands behind him with his arms crossed and does a terrible job to hide a snort of laughter. He is a thin Persian man with long curly hair pulled back into a half knot, a beard and mustache, and wears a simple cardigan with a turtleneck. Third panel: Martin shoots Jon an utterly fuming, rageful glare for laughing at the comment. Jon is turned away with one hand leaned up against an imaginary wall and the other on his hip, and starts whistling nonchalantly like he did no such thing. End ID.]

#i cant believe she did my boy dirty like that #YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HES BEEN THRU #but also yeah he was a whiny little toad before all that happened #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnuspod #alice dyer #jmart #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #order up! art tag

[asilentsongbird]

ever thought about a love triangle between yan childe and yan neuvillette 🫣?????? imagine y/n being married to neuvillette—and tbf i think being married to him would be miserable…considering the circumstances (it’s less a marriage and more like eternal imprisonment), so the thought of betraying neuvillette gives you some semblance of control. it’s just, no one expected you to betray him with the 11th fatui harbinger…

I LOVE this for the simple fact that I think y/n would not understand how peaceful life is with Neuvillette until Childe takes them on.

Neuvillette is old. He's lived hundreds of years and he's insanely powerful and well liked. Sure, marriage to him is like a prison sentence, you're never leaving him, but at least he lets you wander the city and have hobbies. He's patient.

Childe though, Childe knows just enough to put on a prince charming persona and convince you that there's more out there. Sure, more means being his wife and being his pretty little thing, but you already do that with Neuvillette, surely it can't be any more difficult, right?

Childe convinces you to leave with him, to escape late at night when the timing is perfect. A bit of hope rises in you at the thought of being free, but Childe isn't going to take you to Mondstadt, the nation of freedom.

Life with him ends up being nothing like you dreamed it would be. Everything about Childe stays the same, but any agency you had before has vanished into thin air. He doesn't let you out of whatever apartment he's got set up for you on his latest mission. Childe is convinced that all of your thoughts should be about him, him, him.

It's harder to escape Childe than it ever was to leave Neuvillette. You should feel ashamed as you manage to make your way back to Fontaine, though you consider going to Mondstadt to truly gain your freedom.

But at least with Neuvillette, you have protection from a Harbinger. With Neuvillette, if you're found by him you're most likely just going to get a lecture and a light punishment.

With Childe, if he finds you, you're certain that you'll never see the light of day again.

#yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin #yandere neuvillette #yandere childe #genshin impact x reader #I feel like I did childe so dirty here but he's so unhinged all the time and I can't just not write that #childe my baby boy I'll give you your own post soon

[gaytobymeres]

this is a joke but also i hate how influential bbc sh*rlock remains

#i have seen most/all of these even if it's just clips or one episode #anyway im a hater not even sorry anymore. bbc sh/rlock is just so genuinely terrible and inaccurate #they did my boy so dirty #sherlock holmes #im not tagging each version #also im sorry inevitably i had to leave many adaptations out so i chose the ones i liked most and had also seen #described #ID in alt text

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

#transformers rid2015 #not me and my emotional crutch show comforting my broken soul after rewatching TFP for the nth time #every cameo and reference is another good hit of the Good Stuff #look at how g1 they all got i'm sobbing #smokey got so BUFF #sunstreaker confirmed canon! #boy do i have an angsty fic idea that explains sideswipes abandonment trauma #please tell me what ironhide was like i need to know #they included seaspray??? but he's dead jim #ultra magnus be snatched as ever #tfp universe wouldnt do mirage dirty like ROTB did #KNOCKOUT NOOOOO #is that sandstorm? I cannot tell because the resolution is GARBAGE #prowl look like he got big tiddies in this universe too <3 #jetfire my g1 husband what happened to you #trailbreaker??? forever a highly functional alcoholic idc what you say #TRACKS MY REBEL SON #oh NO not the RESCUE BOTS they have done no wrong!!! #powerglide??? he ought to have been in there for as many times as the cons quoted him in this series #gears and.... is that moonracer???? I can only infer by color #BLASTERRRRR oh what I wouldn't give for a blaster/soundwave throwdown #oh this is sandstorm for SURE (then who's the other guy???) and my man KUP #oh no look how good looking they made roddy </3 #ELITA AAAAA #wreckgar??? my trash son??? #long post #maccadams #please bear with my internal dialogue #is that 6th one supposed to be tailgate??? wasn't him being dead like an ENTIRE plot point for all of TFP lol

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Amethio sweetie you're not beating the 'related to Gibeon' allegations anytime soon fr

#fluff binges !!! #(my god the past few days have been Absolutely Awful I need to unwind anyhow sdkjfsndfs back to the comfort series) #there's something so poetic in how Hamber assumes this mentor/grandfather-like role to Amethio #while at the same time we're seeing Diana and Liko's bond at the forefront throughout the ep #the parallels between them....... Hamber actively encouraging that thirst for power while Diana praises Liko's continuous growth........... #Hamber's even amazed at Amethio 'playing dirty' in battles for once #Amethio's always been so by-the-books when it came to battling and even honorable in a sense by always striving for fairness- #-between him and Friede (insisting on one-on-one even when he has two mons on hand etc.) #BUT NOW Hamber wants to see more of that sinister corrupted side to that want for power and it's like ooouUUH........ OOOUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #man is a catalyst in intensifying Amethio's corruption arc he ain't trying to save him he wants him to go nuts with this SDJFHSHJDNFS #AND HONESTLY??????????????THAT'S SO INTERESTING #I'm also taking that Gibeon namedrop here as a sign that him and Amethio coooould be father and son #like Gibeon wasn't even that disappointed with him losing against Rayquaza he went all like “what did you FEEL" #WHAT AN ODD QUESTION TO ASK CONSIDERING HOW TERAPAGOS REPEATEDLY SCREAMED AT THE BOY LIKE HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #AND SUPPOSEDLY BOTH TERAPAGOS AND RAYQUAZA ARE THE KEYS TO REACHING RAKUA SO HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #imagine if Rakua's in space hence it requiring Rayquaza to accessJSHDAKSNDKASNDSD /LH /J #MORE PALPABLY IT MIIIGHT BE IN A DIFFERENT TIME PERIOD ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF TERAPAGOS BUT IMAGINESDJKFSNJDFN #pokemon #pokemon horizons #anipoke #pokeani #amethio #explorer amethio #hamber #explorer hamber #master gibeon

[kcuf-ad]

The more I think about Jim, the more I love him. I love his Australian Accent. I love his design. I love how he casually carries 100 kilos on his back on the daily with no trouble. I love how he was ready to save his friend from the Supreme King and how he was ready to throw his life away to save him. I love his deck. I love how the sub goes, "YAY!" in Engrish. I love how much of a great friend he is to everyone. How respectful he is. How ready he is to beat the shit out of anyone to save his buddies.

#FUN FACT! The oldest GX fic on AO3 is him x Jaden #Jim Crocodile Cook #Jim Cook #yugioh gx #“I am trying to minimilaze all of the external stimuli.” #“THIS IS NO TIME TO START SPEAKING AUSTRALIAN. JIM!” #the manga did him DIRTY! #My boy would never act like that! #he is a precious bean! #HE IS BEST BOY! #He is the TRUE Supreme King

[frogcabbage]

Honestly seeing Louis go from the most swaggiest, fruitiest, cuntiest period clothing in flashbacks to him wearing a hoodie in the modern day is pure emotional whiplash

#why did they do him SO DIRTY #😭 #he didn't eat #left the whole meal #the only slay was that black trouser/shirt combo #not even his slutty shades 😔 #armand ate tho #lestat would be very disappointed in Louis #they didn't let my boy serve at all #he looks like a high schooler 🙄😭 #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire armand #amc iwtv

[s--mine]

Have an attempt at a less... "gremlin" looking EC-Dyne!

(( my love, my darling, MY FRIEND -

god BLESS you for fixing his gremlin face - AND while i am thanking you for this, i want to take a second to just tell you how incredible your art is. like, god-dAMNit- everytime i see you post your art, i'm just blown away. it's so beautiful and you're works are a huge inspiration <3

as a thank you, pls accept my attempt at og glenn :) ))

#.ooc #the MOMENT i saw this - i knew i had to give u a lil glenn #idk if someones made him before in og style but lmao #also ALSO its funny cause ive been meaning to make you a glenn in og style for a while now as a sign of appreciation #cause i just really dig seeing your writing / art and AND your dynamic with muddy on my dash #just love it all sm #thank you again sweet i honestly dont know why they did my boy so dirty originally lmao #.answered

[syrinq]

w. wh. when companions in a game have Trauma(tm) and Complex Personalities(tm) and an Entire Character Arc and they feel Alive and you're on a Journey to overcome the Obstacles And Everything Together

#this is once again a baldur's gate 3 post im literally obsessed with this game atm #LAE'ZEL MY FUCKING BELOVED #ASTARION IM WARMING UP TO MY BELOVED #SHADOWHEART'S BLEGH PERSONALITY BUT INTERESTING ASF STORY #EMOJI PASSING AWAY GIF #EVEN THE DREAM GUARDIAN MY BELOVED #SY.TXT #GALE SILLYMAN MY BELOVED BUT MID AF STORY #WYLL MY BOY THEY DID YOU DIRTY BY HAVING YOUR 'DRAMA SCENES' IN FUCKING CAMP OF ALL PLACES #KARLACH FUNNY TOO BUT SHE REMINDS ME A TAD TOO MUCH OF 'ME IF I WAS FULLY BRITISH AND ABLE TO UNLEASH MY RAGE'

[zodiac-senpai]

Happy Birthday to one of the best and cutest boys in the Pretty Cure franchise~

November 3rd (11/03) - 2023 Edition~

🤍💚🖤 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗺𝗶 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮/𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 🤍💚🖤

#he ran so tsubasa/cure wing could SOAR #another year to celebrate and cherish the day of our little pepper cure~ #aito: THAT'S MY DEAR PRINCE ^o^ #I'll never forgive toei for how dirty they did my fav cure and best boi #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR LITTLE PEPPERCORN PRINCE 🖤🎉🥳👑🎂🎁🤍 #I better see him in all-stars f #takumi shinada #black pepper #bisexual pepper #cure pepper #takkun #shinada takumi #delicious party♡precure #デリシャスパーティ♡プリキュア #delicious party pretty cure #delicious party precure #delicious party♡pretty cure #precure #品田拓海 #bisexual #deliparty #delipre #delipapre #yuma uchida #bishonen #pretty boy + pretty boi + BEST boi #pretty cure #takumi loving hours #reblog

[a2zillustration-archive]

When I was in middle school I remember reading a fantasy book that I was super invested in, but for years I couldn’t remember what the book was called. I FINALLY figured it out after googling a bunch of iterations of what the cover looked like, and it turned out it was the original Dragonlance trilogy! I re-read them last year and they unlocked some little nostalgia part of my brain, I really wanted to hash out my renditions of some of the main cast.

#everyone makes tasslehoff Just A Little Guy but I want him to be more FERAL #everyone also tends to draw Raistlin hot which is VERY funny #I was you when I was 14 don't worry #also they really did my boy caramon dirty in these books he didn't deserve all that #dragonlance #dragonlance chronicles #dragons of autumn twilight #dragons of winter night #dragons of spring dawning #tanis #oh my gosh also while looking up their names again some stuff did NOT age well in these books lmao #tanis half-elven #Tasslehoff Burrfoot #kender #tasslehoff #caramon #caramon majere #raistlin #raistlin majere #sturm #sturm brightblade #I also headcannoned sturm as approaching middle-aged I guess he's supposed to be like 30 or something but I say that's Incorrect #anyway I love this genre of books I've discovered in adulthood that's reads like a d&d campaign gotta be one of my favorite genres

[firelise]

I hope iLoveMakkonen is high as shit with a fine ass man beside him looking at this drake shit just giggling. I hope he put out a song thats just called 'I told y'all' featuring lil nas x and santana

#god bless makkonen #drake did him SO dirty straight up homophobic piece of shit #playin lil boy high school games with his whole career #every now and then a re-remember that shit n get mad all over again #how u gon be my homie make a song with me but the moment i come out u ghost n then make fun of me in the club acting like im contagious #when u KNEW I was gay but now u just dont wanna be seen with a gay dude - BITCH BEHAVIOR #fuck drake

[booker-le-livre]

I care about Spider Socorro and Spider Socorro alone

#and Tuk #and Kiri #and the boys #okay I love all the Sully kids but Spider has a very special place in my heart #it’s the ✨daddy issues✨ #they did him so dirty #he’s really out there kidnapped and being tortured and they’re like #‘y’all hear sumthn?’🙂 #like mans was about to have his brain melt to protect them and they forgot he existed after like 0.2 seconds #feral bastard (affectionate) #I am a simple woman #I see an outcast misfit and I adopt them and protect them with my life #spider socorro #avatar the way of water #avatar way of water #jake sully #neytiri #lo’ak sully #neteyam sully #tuktirey #kiri sully #lo’ak #neteyam #neytiri sully #tuktirey sully #miles socorro

[bjititzu]

Okay since we all sort of agree that movie was ehhhhhh mmmmm sort of not good, so what better to mend our broken dreams and expectations then to re write it! I sure as shit am-

#mario movie spoilers #God I hated the bros family so much my god I did not care for them #I hope we can all agree as a fandom and as a community to separate the Movie from the games etc because oh boy #LUIGI GOT DONE SO DIRTY #bowuigi #FANS STAY LOSING LMAO #mareach #on the other hand got a bit of content I guess

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

sorry this is now an 'into the spiderverse' side blog with a speciality in spider-man 2099

#in case u couldnt tell i just saw the movie and AAAAAHHHHHH #my boy miguel always been hot2trot but they really said no lets make him ~*spicy*~ #did me absolutely dirty with no mid or post credit scene #no spoilers but ITS SO GOOD I LOVED ALL THE CAMEOS AND REFS

[nerdy-talks]

🍬 Sweet Older Brothers 🍭

#they did Lucifer dirty #his lolipop looks like poop... #a lolipoop #unless its cola flavored? #I don't know... but i wouldn't risk eating it lol #he's still cute though #Mammon is cute too #but Levi is definitely my favorite here #cute little pouty boy ;w; #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer avatar of pride #obey me lucifer #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me mammon #obey me mammon avatar of greed #mammon avatar of greed #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me leviathan avatar of envy #leviathan avatar of envy