#they are all kinda fruity

[kayadrake123]

Dick: So Y/N, who’s your favourite superhero?

Y/N: Catwoman.

Dick:

Dick: What??

Y/N: You heard me.

Damian: TT. Catwoman is not a hero, she’s a thief.

Y/N: Uh uh, she was able to get a rich straight white man who is emotionally stunted most of the time to bend at her every beck and call, and to love her so much that he goes against his own code and keeps her out of jail. If that’s not a hero, I don’t know what is.

Dick:

Dick: Well when you put it that way…

#Batfam x reader #dick grayson x reader #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne x selina kyle #selina kyle #batman #dc incorrect quotes #catwoman slays all day everyday #Bruce Wayne is kinda fruity though ngl #I stan for it

[weird-an]

“I hate you” Harringrove? I’m so gay.

Detention.

With Billy Hargrove.

Steve wants to scream and it's all Hargrove's fault. Because they tackled each other too hard and too often during practice. Because Billy shouted "plant your feet, Harrington" and Steve lost it for once and yelled "I'll fuck you over next time".

Did anyone ever get detention playing basketball? A week before their last game ever? Before school is over in only a few weeks? This a new low for Steve.

Worse even, it's Friday and the whole school is deserted already, so now he sits in a stuffy classroom next to Billy.

"I'll be back in an hour," Coach says, grabbing his mug of coffee that vaguely smells like liquor. "You two will come up with a list of reasons why team play is important."

Once the door closes behind him, Steve groans. "You have to be kidding me. A list?"

"I can think of a lot of reasons why team play is important, but we aren't a fucking team," Billy snaps. "I should write an essay about Harrington's Inability To Stand His Ground."

"Maybe you should add a guide on how to use every possible foul in one half time." Steve rolls his eyes.

Billy stands up and comes closer. A wild look in his eyes.

"It's not my fault that you don't plant your fucking feet."

"Bodycheckin' isn't allowed. It's basketball," Steve yells, getting up as well. "You should fucking behave."

Billy's face turns red from anger. "Don't talk to me like that."

"Like what?" Steve steps forward, pushes two fingers against Billy's chest. Of course he's wearing his shirt unbuttoned. Steve wonders why he's bothering with a shirt at all. Always showing off his stupid, admittedly nice, pecs.

"Like I'm a child."

"You're a fucking brat," Steve huffs. Billy's flush turns crimson. It makes Steve get a very dangerous idea.

"I hate you," Billy growls. "Stop talking to me like that. I should punch you in your -"

Steve manages to shut Billy up. For the first time ever. With his mouth pressed against Billy's. Shoving his tongue in his mouth and yanking his mullet.

Billy gasps and Steve uses his surprise to bite his bottom lip. Billy's breath gets ragged and Steve kisses his neck, sucks on the tender skin underneath his collarbone. Enjoys Billy shivering from his touch.

Steve bites into the soft flesh just a bit above Billy's belly button. Billy moans. His eyes are closed and he aches his neck. He looks almost peaceful like that. Steve wants to see him like that more often.

He pulls down Billy's pants. Kneads Billy's firm ass that the whole school keeps staring at. But only Steve gets to touch.

"I can take it," Billy grunts, leaning a little over the desk so that Steve can reach him better.

"Well, aren't you a team player?" Steve laughs. He spits on his fingers and pushes two into Billy's hole.

"More. Faster." Billy's voice is hoarse.

"Nope," Steve says, scissoring his fingers apart, in very slow, lazy movements. "Behave."

Billy shudders, but bites his lips. Keeps himself from moving even though his cock twitches with every push of Steve's fingers.

Steve pulls his fingers out. "You ready?"

"Of course," Billy growls.

Steve presses his cock against Billy's hole. He's big and the spit can't be enough. But he sinks in slowly, until he's completely buried inside Billy who groans and clutches the desk like his legs can't carry him anymore.

"You're fucking huge," Billy gasps.

Steve moves his hips forward, grabs Billy's thighs and thrusts hard.

Billy comes, crying out and without Steve touching his dick. Shooting come all over his abs. After one thrust. It's the hottest thing Steve has ever seen.

"Fuck," he breathes. "Has nobody ever fucked you before?"

"Not in In- Indiana," Billy slurs.

The thought makes Steve dizzy. Nobody he knows has ever touched Billy. Only Steve himself.

It's fast, it's hurried, it's messy. Steve loves every second. He pulls Billy's blond curls again and he whimpers. He fucks him harder and faster, Billy's overstimulated mewls a symphony in his ears.

Maybe it's not even Billy's tight ass, moans or toned body. Maybe it's the thought that only he fucks Billy Hargrove, that Billy Hargroves behaves, that Billy Hargrove comes within seconds, because Steve wants him to.

Steve's orgasm hits him right in the moment of realization and he pulls Billy's hair again, listening to the sweet sounds he has never thought he'd hear from Billy of all people.

"We still need to write that list," Billy says, putting his jeans back on. He buttons his shirt until a bright red bite mark is hidden underneath.

Steve reaches out for Billy's shirt and opens a few buttons again, so it's fully on display.

"I think I did my work already here."

He presses his fingers against the mark. Billy groans, a bit breathless.

"I hate you." It doesn't sound sincere.

#I'm not sure that's the team play the Coach was talking about #thanks for the prompt! #aren't we all kinda fruity? #at least in my mind we are but I'm that bi person that thought everybody was attracted to all/no matter what/if genders #but everybody is welcome here #harringrove #billy hargrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #harringrove ficlet #harringrove fic

[bitfruity]

i have never been so obsessed and in love with a man before in my life

like as a teenager i liked bands and thought some members were kinda cute but NOTHING has prepared me for the teenage girl in my 20’s level infatuation i have for this man

and then he had the AUDACITY to bring another one into the mix

words cannot explain the amount of gender envy tommy gives me do i want him or do i want to be him?? i look at some pictures of him and go THATS ME THATS HOW I SEE MYSELF

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?? #IS THIS JUST WHAT YOUR 20S ARE LIKE? #I AM DOWN BAD #i thought i skipped all this #i never understood all the girls that obsessed over celeb men #but now i get it!! #i kinda feel like i’m losing my mind #this 30 year old man is the only reason i smile #like when did that happen?? #tommy got me feeling some type of way #i cant quite explain it but he’s changed something in my brain #i am not the person i was before listening to racked #the amount of gender envy he gives me is unmatched #am i even a girl idk anymore #I AM SCREAMING INTO THE VOID #käärijä #tommy cash #fruity thoughts #i made this at 2am last night in a feverish state but i’m still gonna post it

[homkamiro]

oh lawd it's happening

#the devil in me #the dark pictures anthology #dark pictures #charlie lonnit #granthem du'met #du'lie #idk man all of the scenes with them were kinda fruity if you think about it #mmmm hunter prey dynamic🤭🤭 #to all of the du'lie enjoyers yall come here Imma give you a big kiss and a bag of chips

[yuuugay]

all of em are pretty different since i didnt think it through jskbcdkjavcd but the 4 gods from @uroboros-if 👍👍👍👍👍

#uroboros if #all their hair is moving one way or another because my shaky ass hands could never straight line #also because im fruity #this will be the first and last time i draw salv's hair ornament because that itself took me a hot minute #it was fun lowkey #lineart kinda like that though #very one track minded #i dont notice anything else but this digital black line i control #it wsa therapeutic #and i was listening to butterfly by loona #im pretty sure i blacked out while drawing masc ciocana because it took me 15 minutes and i dont remember what happened kqshbjlsdv #once again debby ryan hair tucking gif at alessi because 🥺👉👈🥺👉👈 hand in marriage till death do us apart pls #i love uroboros man :((( ive been thinking of it 4 the past days #actually my thoughts are mostly just; #shepherds of haven and hero maker and uroboros and doing a sht ton line art #this is like probably my 8th lineart this weekened #plus 1 for acorn bell #so 9 technically #im pretty proud of myself

[sadaveniren]

Ok but how do you not let what is going on with bg affect (or is it effect i never know lol) your view of Louis? Because this past year has affected mine and it's truly heartbreaking. It's clear to me that Louis is actively involved now and I don't think any excuse be it contracts or closeting or career is good enough to justify this morally fucked up situation. I always thought Louis was braver and stronger than that.

I’m gonna try and say this as kindly as I can but it doesn’t affect me because I’m an Old Gay on top of being an Old Fan so when I say I respect, accept, and understand closeted people I am very aware of what it is I am saying and implying and also what it is I am expecting of the closeted person. I expect nothing from them except their continued protection of their closet. And I believe that someone protecting their closet IS important, important enough to even allow you to do “morally fucked up” stuff. Because the closet comes from a morally fucked up place. The closet is about a queer person surviving. End of.

Tbh what would make me think of Louis less is if this was real. If I believed BG was real I would have to accept this celebrity I like is a shitty father, who gave zero shits about this child until they were roughly… 6ish aka old enough that the dad can spoil him with minimal effort or obligation in his end. I would have to accept that Louis had zero hand in raising his child, has zero influence in his child’s life outside of giving him big gifts, and is all in all a sperm donor with money who if he decides tomorrow he wanted full custody he could just take it away from Briana with his money even though he put in NONE of the hard effort of raising a child. He didn’t even have overnight privileges when Freddie was a baby. If you have ever heard a single mother talk about her shitty baby daddy… just apply all of that to Louis and that’s what he would be. If BG was real.

But it’s not real. Briana was never pregnant. Therefore Louis isn’t a shit dad. He’s not a dad at all. He’s a closeted queer person trying to navigate his situation the best he can. As a fellow queer person I respect closeted queer people and I demand nothing of them. I don’t think less of them. I don’t think they are weaker or less brave just because they stay closeted. I understand it’s necessary for their lives that they know better than I will.

#Louis is trying to build up his persona so that way he doesn’t have his private life out in the open at all #I am almost positive that’s the route he is going #he will not have a public girlfriend in the future #the general knowledge that he has a son will be the only closet piece he is going to have in the future #(watch him rock up with a new public gf next year and prove me wrong 🙄) #but like this is what I do honestly think is happening #he doesn’t want his private life out in the open #he now has a couple of christmases with his ‘son’ #now when he’s on tour again and people are like ‘idk this dude seems kinda fruity’ #people will be like ‘he’s got a son look’ #boom #closet intact #build the foundation now and he won’t have to do much going forward #up until he is ready to come out

[flovoid]

just the youngsters in 'Majima Land' having a secret late night together~🥡🎶🍻

#majimaland #majima land #roo medici #norman niles #naomi butler #ming yue majima #definitely nothing fruity is happening there hsshsj #love teasing with Roo potential love interest hehe (for those who don't know he is my heir for this save n kinda the main character) #Roo finds BOTH very attractive and are they- losing my mind #and Norman fourth wheeling IM SORRY BABES (both the girl think he is basic. WHY) #they all had fun (n Roo got drunk VERY NEW OF HIM-) #ALSO NOT NORMAN BEING THE CRINGY HE IS TEACHING MING-YUE A CRINGE DANCE #istg everytime Norman does a cringe behavior Roo always laughs at him I freaking love their friendship :(( #sims 4 #ts4 #simblr #tomarang #sims 4 for rent

[naotomii]

june (;

yea uh i drew this like last year but never finished it so take the sketch bc why not

#this sketch kinda suckssssss but like i wanna post smthn #happy fruit month #its funny bc all the holiday months are relavent to me im like asian black and fruity #drv3 #kokichi ouma #art 2021 #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #sdr2 #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #shuichi saihara #jesus thats a lotta tags #komahina #saiouma #oumasai #whatever it is

[gildeddlily]

he would never admit it, but Chuuya prefers ADA!Dazai to PM!Dazai. arl, he doesn't hate the Agency, and we don't really know his thoughts ab them. he doesn't like weak people, and no one there is really weak, everyone has some skill or ability that he'd find useful (Tachihara like the Black LIzard said has the perfect ability to be an assassin, Fukuzawa and Kunikida are extremely strong in martial arts (and Chuuya is the Mafia's best martial artist, it would be so interesting to see him fight Fukuzawa. without ability, only to know who'd win), Kenji is a sweetheart and Chuuya has already acknowledged his strength, Atsushi is just like him, Kyouka is Kouyou's ex apprentice ofc he'd like her, and Yosano is the embodiment of girl power with one of the most useful abilities ever) so yeah.

Dazai is objectively better in his ADA era (ofc one can prefer his younger self, find it more interesting, but he's a better person in his twenties). Sometimes it doesn't matter why one does good things, it's enough the fact they're doing good, that they choose to. maybe Dazai became a good man just because of Oda's last words, but he became a good man. even if he still has to work more ab himself, he's trying and he's doing a good job at it. and a reality where Chuuya (who has matured in those years too, who has changed like Dazai has changed) kinda likes this Dazai is appealing. one where he sees how much Dazai is trying to be better, ad Chuuya's the type of guy to appreciate something like that. (Chuuya loved Dazai, trusted him, but he isn't (and wasn't) the type of guy to like unjustified violence- when Dazai was the type of guy who didn't really care ab reasons) like a "I recognise you've changed, it's ok I've changed too, but yk this version of you is better than the edgy emo kid able to put a bullet in someone's head just because he was bored" not saying he's perfect, but come on PM!Dazai is a piece of shit to anyone except Odasaku (the ff tropes I wanna write but don't find the strenght to) (soukoku is the real deal) (they're gonna be endgame I feel it) (not really I'm hoping for the pride month)

#soukoku #skk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #bsd manga #bsd spoilers #burn the gays #port mafia dazai #they're kinda fruity #after all of this #thats my conclusion #actually i want to write an au of miss peregrines home for peculiar children with skk #like #it would be so awesome #it would be so cool #but im not gonna #someone wants to? (begging on my knees)

[victimized-martyr]

Did you ever mention how you got into kyman? Personally speaking, I got into it (again) around 2020 when I rewatched sp, and I basically fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been into it on and off since then.

I probably did somewhere, but I'll say it again!

I wanted to see what SP was all about so I decided to just watch the most recent episode/special at the time-- post covid. But I realized, it was a story that wasn't forgiving for newcomers, and I had NO idea who was who. I have vivid memories of being weirded out by the redhead guy being upset about the rabbi dude's wife and kids. Then when he said "did you know that he once snuck into my room and gave me fucking aids?!" I GASPED bc one, it was super out of nowhere, super crude, and two, I falsely assumed like, OHHHHH they're gay exes... that explains this weird behavior. I'm sorry what else was my dumb ass supposed to assume! And I watched the rest of the special viewing them in that context hgkd But when I started to properly watch the show from the beginning/ hop between episodes, I felt embarrassed for myself, I was like HOW on earth could I have made that false assumption. I was actually grossed out by the thought of kyman at the start! I knew that Cartman was obsessed with Kyle, and that they did care for each other as friends, but I couldn't fathom Cartman's obsession being anything genuine or Kyle reciprocating. I even made a post abt it on my main as I was watching the show, it might still be in there somewhere lol. I was happy just watching the show as is and I was like, dang! This might be the first thing I get into without shipping anyone! Then, my buddy @shpadoinkle-day texted me what was practically the kyman manifesto and urged me to "wait till seasons 20/21, it'll change everything"

at the same time, an irl buddy watched THAT moment in Manbearpig w/ me for the first time and went "that's... kinda fruity" and I was also like?? yeah?? damn... Then I saw seasons 20/21 and it opened up my eyes. I think it was the only seasons I was so enthralled with to completely binge in one night ghfksd and I. was. floored. Kyle crying over cartman? during a montage of couples breaking up? Kyle being speechless when he saw cartman get a gf? Kyle questioning if he liked heidi, Kyle's stupid ass "we're all going out with Cartman right now", how he inserted himself in the relationship so hard, yet when taking heidi from cartman, talks as if he wasn't doing it for Heidi. His frustration at Heiman was at the very top in list of justification at bombing a country (yes, Kyle says he's upset a girl he liked turned into cartman... but there's layers in that statement, esp. compared to kyle's actions). Kyle memorizing the day they got together, confronting Heidi and asking how Cartman is doing as a boyfriend, what specifically she finds about him that's redeemable (and we all know how Kyle is about finding the good in people), batshit insane things a normal person (like stan) wouldn't ask his friend's girlfriend. And then of course, Kyle dropping all that effort when they break up. Insanity. I realized the obsession was mutual, and rewatching the show in that context completely rerouted my watching experience with the show. It kinda made it funnier for me too lolol. I started picking up on all the evidence I saw shippers point at, and I got what they meant fr. Kyle and Cartman are assholes and poke at each other's insecurities, have hurt each other, yet will not let the other die, Kyle is usually the first one to call for cartman if something happens to him, he saves him when he doesn't deserve it, and Cartman, as stated by Stan, cannot live without him. And it's subtly shown he wouldn't keep kyle just to rag on, bc if that were the case, he would not hesitate to hold it over Kyle's head. Their feelings for each other are very complex, and--if you really pay attention to the show--mutual.

#kyman #this is all a word dump i'm sorry if it doesn't make sense #asks #the weird Thing happening between these two characters is damn chaotic and mutual. I ain't sayin u gotta ship them cos you dont gotta #but to say it's one sided or not there at all is a misread of the show. I'll die on that hill. #Like they're so. fucking weird that it's a reoccurring joke that they get mistaken for a couple. or people easily believe they're together #The shock of them being together is. kinda the joke. as seasons go by #matt and trey love making them fruity or putting them into fruity situations and the sooner u accept 'hey that's gay af' the funnier the #show is i promise y'all #believing kyman is one sided or not there does little for the 'he gave me aids when we were young' joke. if u accept they fruity? bursting #out laughing i guarantee

[monstertsunami]

what if you were a morally dubious scientist and i was the dangerous anomalous territory you were researching. what if you experienced a metaphysical death inside me and stopped aging and returned to your field with a newfound devotion. what if the experience changed you so fundamentally that you built your entire extended life around researching me. what if i was an impassive and unstoppable force and you personified me and became obsessed with me and claimed to enact my will. what if you enacted atrocities in my name. and we were both girls... what then?

#pafl #schizobabble #its been months since my wife sent me an update on temnovafic to beta and the withdrawls are getting to me #AUUUHHGH #kinda fruity to know of pain and devotion. who r u devoting urself to? another woman? #kinda gay for your heart to be on the altar (of science) tbh #the altar of gay love? #what r u researching with all that science huh?? how to have lesbian sex with a concept???? #dr temnova #the zone #temnovazone

[teawithghosts]

I fully believe that Alastor knew he didn't stand a chance against Adam. Compared to how he dealt with the Loan Sharks, he spent most of his fight with Adam dodging, fending him off with his creatures and basically keeping him at a distance. Never on the offense.

Not to mention he had no choice but to fight because of his 'leash'.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #i also fully believe that #his powers are drastically limited #hence why he keeps turning down deals #with souls #all this just kinda makes it all the more funny #that lucifer literally could have bodied al #but instead #chose to have a musical stand off with him #fruity

[i-like-books-and-women]

Welcome back to the bits of soup I deem good enough for the public:

Angel 100% thought Zach and Ruben were dating for a hot second. It would've been like somewhere in between after the talent show and before canon starts. But either way I think it went something like this.

Ruben: yeah so there's this guy

Zach: ooh guy?

Angel: oh do you guys have an open relationship?

Zach & Ruben: what-

Angel: aren't you dating?

Zach: i mean ruben's an amazing person but I'm straight-

Angel was then confused about this for the next like month. After this interaction he ran it by Jon and Jon was like "bro what planet do you live on?". Then after Zach and Ruben came out to Jon and Angel, Angel pulled Jon aside and was like "fuck you I knew it I was right".

Secondary thought. After Zach and Ruben got their shit together but before Jon and Angel knew (that's a time window of like 2 weeks right??? I don't remember lol) they like put together that something was going on and were trying to make the math math. Eventually Angel got to "they've gotta me a thing man no way they aren't" which was very "I've connected the dots. You didn't connect shit. I've connected them.)

#i just think “meanwhile the side characters” while the main characters are hiding a secret relationship is so funny #“jon im telling you the ”i dont really see it“ was a start of a sexuality crisis for ol' zachy poo. #you dont go from besties to not talking and making snide remarks to all over each other again if theres nothing fruity going on.“ -angel #“and youd know?” -Jon #“as a matter of fact i do. and if i didnt id know better than you mr. ”bathes in holy water“.” -Angel #very different note #did you know holy water cant be diluted #so apparently even if you only add like a drop or two to like a bathtub full of it its all holy #which honestly is probably easier and funnier in concept than “25% holy water” #like its rubbing alcohol or milk #if this gets out #itgo #zach knight #ruben montez #angel phan #jon braxton #zuben #oops this ones kinda long #sorry lol

[apricotronin]

I’m the world’s biggest SatsuTosh shipper I’m sorry but it’s so underrated and beautiful and angsty

SoH Memes pt 8(?)

ALSO please note that yes I do draw Tosh with curly hair. Ik canonically it’s not but I drew Tosh with curly hair as a joke like 6 years ago and it’s stuck ever since.

#one day imma post my anti-ToshxRonin rant for y’all #okok I’m not ANTI Tosh x ronin I just don’t like how it was executed #like B you’re in love w me?? When all you’ve done so far is chastise me and talk abt how important Satsu’s dream is?? sounds kinda fruity #listen I LOVE Tosh. just not as a romance option #just trust me on this. I’ll be sure to write and post my reasonings as to why satsutosh is the best SoH ship hands down #samurai of hyuga #SoH #choice of games #hosted games #interactive fiction #cog #devon connell #my art #hg #masashi hashimoto #toshio #meme redraw

[lizstiel]

noticing a trend where my favs are all dudes with weird eyes who cover them up with sunglasses

#all kinda fruity #all morally ambiguous #well '''''ambiguous''''' is strong for the corinthian lmfao #mine #my art #crowley #good omens #the corinthian #sandman #belphegor #spn

[mazojo]

Kinda gay

#Why do you want to devour him??? because you have feelings for him??? Kinda sus #fruity behavior we love an enemies to lovers I guess #we all know bachira x isagi (real) (endgame) but ill let Isagi have his harem moment he is going through it okay #go king evolve girl boss gaslight gatekeep all you want #isagi #blue lock #manga #barou