#there's no real connection here I'm just having Thots

[milkteamoon]

Podcast men love to do a deranged little laugh

#y'all...I love Kayne....... #he's soooooooooooo...jcndkfnskcnksjf #GOD #anyway. I was also listening to mag160 again earlier #and Jon's fucked up little laugh is so good #like yes babygirl lose yourself <3 #there's no real connection here I'm just having Thots #milk talks

[bitchlessdino]

as my favorite dinonara, how do u feel abt chan fucking you to i don't understand but ily AND also murmuring the lyrics in your ear as he's thrusting into you???

An: Just read the eng lyrics and in accurate fashion, imagined it happening in Korean 😭 Personally, I’d walk into a burning building bc I’m already feeling hot from Chan 🥲🥲 (First instinct: why are you being unoriginal and using your lyrics at me???) Also these lyrics are roughly translated and restructured to make sense and annotated for my amusement

DNI INTERACT MINORS

When I saw you, the room stopped and my senses heighten. Only seeing you made my insides jealous of what I was seeing (And not feeling stgdhfjf)

*thrust* lol.

(Zoom) on your heavy scent, I'm more afraid that it will get erased in between thе dizzy words (yeah bc it’s such a good fuck 😭)

Biting your ear, caressing your body, plunging himself inside you. Already drunk on the power you held over him. He’s afraid to slur the words you already couldn’t understand.

No matter languages or times, you don't have to understand any of it. Just the password between us. It’ll open us both (literally and figuratively)(having a secret language with your partner whom speaks another language. Fuck )

Hands smoothing over your hot cheeks, drinking in your whimpers, your moans, his name of your lips but that sinfully beautiful way that made him want to fuck inside you deeper, harder. He catches the shedding tears under his thumb. (His name just happened to be one of the passwords)

With all the words that exists in the world its enough for just the two of us to know my greed for you. My growing feelings for you. (The way I would fucking collapse)

He'd pin you back on the bed, momentarily in control of you and his senses, until they slid over your palms and fingers are laced through yours. His grunts and moans embedded between each thick and intoxicating phrase was the only thing you could understand, but like he said, it was enough.

You know, there are more important things than words between us, right? (The way I would be alive and crying out of my p—)

The way it’s phrased as a question makes you impulsively nod. You could be signing a slave deal but it’d be fine also as it’d be with Chan and only Chan.

Look at it with your eyes closed. Feel you and me. Not bound by time or day…Us both together anywhere. (Anywhere anytime Chan I am here 👁️👁️)

Chan could hardly understand what he was saying but in the moment it’s how he felt, how you felt, how the world around you felt. He grinds down on hips, digging into and fragility of you slowing but surely coming apart for him. Liquid gold seeped through both you crevices, sweat of your skin sweet and salt as their stripped from his tongue gingerly. You whine a mess, throat flexing in real time as you tried staying focus on him, only him.

Even though I don't understand, I can know you

Somehow you know it too. His kisses sometimes delicate then turning ravenously, and you feel his teeth scrap over your pebbles skin before they create uneven grooves shaping into the perfect mark. For you, only you.

The language barrier is just an illusion. (This lmao gives me love talk vibes ‘ I can hear you calling’) You know that I also don't believe myself but you still believed in me

There was a time where you thought you were from two different worlds and didn’t expect to build a connection, yet here you were. Languages exchanged. Foreign words going to one ear and out the other. But somehow, someway, it all couldn’t be more crystal clear. The support system you found in one another what’s all you need to understand. And you found that clear hearing him, feeling him, tasting him tend to your to your every need.

Only inside of you I can bloom spreading my fire (EXCUSE MEEEE THE SAY I SCREAMED BTW ‘only inside you’ is a direct translation WTF)

You’re mumbling at this point, mind in a haze from tsunami of your climax, contorting you in his long, rooted thrusts as he’s bottoming out in you. His body crushes your body and your soul, aching to giving yourself to him in its entirety. There wasn’t a damn thing in the world that could tell you otherwise. His hands against you were pure magic, unattainable anywhere else, and his sweet lower timber touches every patch of your skin, making you hot with need. Even after you’ve succumb to one orgasm. He’s ready for another, and plentiful to give you until your body gives out for days just as he’s felt starved for days, weeks, years.

Chan’s not sure if you’re speaking in your language or if you were just that fucked by his raging, warmth inside you. He leans in again, face close, kissing you as desperate as you feel and finally in a language you do comprehend,

I don’t understand but I love you…I love you (there’s so much to unpack here, but yes, I’ll marry you)

This was so much fun!!! I’ve never done this before but I’m down to do it again! Also he’ll is especially hot for elv that put these rot thots in my head.

#svthub #Dino smut #seventeen smut #Dino #lee chan smut #seventeen #elv 💕💕💕💕 #seventeen dino #asks #elv asks

[kanerallels]

For @monthly-challenge day 14: "I love you", I'm finally updating the Steve Miller Au!! But this one can be read as a standalone as well

Full fic under the cut, but you can also read it on AO3 here!!

Taglist: @day-to-day-thots @auroramagpie @laughingphoenixleader @accidental-spice @heckin-music-dork @opalknight @seleneisrising @cassie-fanfics (DM me if you want to me added or removed to the tag list!)

More and more in life, Kanan found his days full. Namely, full of missions and reports and maintenance and training and working. There were so many things to do, people to help, and between training Ezra, working with Hera and the rest of the crew, and still managing his network of spies, Kanan was busier than he would have liked.

Obviously he delegated, and he wasn’t busy constantly. But no matter how hard he worked, it seemed so rare that he had any real free time. Or in reality, he supposed, it was rare he had any real free time when Hera did, too.

That was why Kanan treasured the times they did have even more.

It was late, and the two of them were sitting up in the Ghost’s kitchen. Hera had just gotten back from a recon mission with her new squadron, and Kanan had stayed up to greet her.

“You look tired,” he told her as she dropped onto a supply crate with a sigh. Glancing up, Hera snorted.

“That’s charming,” she said dryly.

“It in no way detracts from your beauty,” Kanan assured her, and she laughed.

“You’re so full of it sometimes.”

Shooting her a wink, Kanan said, “You like me that way, and you know it. Can I make you something to eat? There are some leftovers I can heat up.”

“Yes, please,” she said. “Although I can take care of it—”

As she started to rise, Kanan gently pushed her back into a sitting position. “Uh-uh. We learned our lesson on that one when you nearly set the kitchen on fire last week. Besides, I don’t mind. You sit and tell me about your mission.”

Giving him a grateful smile, Hera leaned back with a sigh. “It was a pretty routine op. I’m still getting used to working with a larger team like this, but after working with you and the others for so long, it’s not too hard. And they seem to accept me as their leader.”

“Of course they do,” Kanan said, opening the Tupperware container he’d pulled out of the fridge. “Why wouldn’t they? You are the incredible Captain Hera Syndulla— and they’ve seen you risk your life time after time for this rebellion.”

“Hmm. You know, I’m still trying to decide if I should thank you for this recommendation.”

Switching on the stove, Kanan started scooping out the contents of the container— a meat and vegetable stir fry he’d made for dinner a few hours earlier. “It wasn’t me who got you the job, you know. I made the suggestion, but Sato’s the one who chose you. Past that, it’s entirely your own fault.”

Hera scoffed. “You’re the one who put it in motion. You realize this means I’ll be even busier now?”

Grimacing, Kanan said, “I didn’t really connect those dots until after I told Sato. But, unfortunately, I stand by it. You’re the best person for the job. We don’t have another pilot like you.”

“Thanks, love.”

“You’re welcome, Captain Hera.”

The two of them stayed in the kitchen together as Kanan heated up the leftovers and Hera talked about her new squadron, telling him about the ones that caused trouble and the others that were excited to have her. “I’ll have to introduce them to you and the others properly,” she said. “I think you’ll get along with them.”

“Anyone who likes you, I usually like,” Kanan said, grabbing a bowl from the cupboard.

He dished up the stirfry and passed the bowl to Hera, who accepted it with a laugh. “I think if we test that, it’ll be disproved pretty quickly,” she said.

“Probably,” Kanan said, pulling open a drawer. “Where in the name of the Force are all of our forks? I thought I told Ezra to put them away in here.”

“Jyn rearranged the drawers the other day,” Hera said. “She said the way we had things organized was driving her insane and she couldn’t live like this any longer. I assume she didn’t inherit this from you?”

Checking a few more drawers, Kanan said, “Not likely. Aha!” Grabbing a fork, he passed it to Hera. “Mission accomplished. Meet you in the lounge? I want to find something to snack on.”

“See you there,” Hera agreed, sticking the fork into her bowl before heading into the lounge. Kanan remained behind only for a minute. Digging through the cupboards, he located a half-empty bag of chips and headed out to join her.

They sat on the couch, side-by-side. Hera devouring her dinner, Kanan at her side, they settled into a comfortable silence for a little while. Kanan didn’t mind it, much though he loved Hera’s voice. Any time he was with her was time well spent.

Finally, Hera pushed aside her empty bowl and sat back with a sigh, letting her head drop against Kanan’s shoulder. He offered her the bag of chips, and she took a few. “Force, I’m glad to be home,” she mumbled.

“Must have been a long trip,” Kanan commented as she munched on her snack. “You tired?”

“A little,” Hera said. “But I can’t sleep just yet— I was wanting to run some maintenance checks on my A-wing before our next mission.”

“Ah, yes,” Kanan said, feeling a small grin cross his face. “Your A-wing. Did I see Sabine did a, uh, a little work on it? I like it.”

Hera elbowed him in the ribs. “Don’t you start.”

“What? I said that I like it!”

“We’re not discussing this.” Glancing down at her, Kanan saw Hera flushing slightly. “Besides,” she said, “it was Sabine’s idea.”

Chuckling, Kanan said, “I had a feeling. Doesn’t really seem like your thing.”

“No,” Hera said decisively. “But it’s Sabine’s art, so I’m not going to get rid of it.”

“Mm-hmm. Is that the only reaso— ow!” Kanan let out a yelp as Hera walloped him in the arm. “Okay, okay, dropping it.”

Resettling against him, Hera muttered, “You’d better.” Despite her words, a hint of humor colored her tone, and Kanan couldn’t hold back his grin.

He slipped an arm around her, pulling her a little closer. “You know, the A-wing can probably wait until tomorrow. You need some rest.”

Hera let out a sigh. “Don’t tempt me, dear. I should be setting a good example for the others.”

“Including a terrible sleep schedule?” Kanan said, and Hera snorted.

“It’s not that bad of a sleep schedule.”

“Uh-huh. Well, I respect your commitment.” 

As she sat up slowly, Hera raised an eyebrow at him. “You’d better not be teasing me again.”

“I’m not, I promise,” Kanan promised her. “You stick with your principles, you always have. And you follow through. It’s one of the many things I love about you.”

He only realized what he’d said when Hera went rigid next to him, shock flashing across her face. Pulling away from him a little, she stared at him. And then it hit Kanan.

He had just told Hera that he loved her for the first time.

“Ah,” he said, wincing. “That— I’m sorry. I mean, no, I’m not, but I didn’t mean to push you, and if you’re not ready for it— I just—”

Holding up a hand, Hera said, “Kanan. Stop.”

He stopped.

Hera took a deep breath, her skin darkening with a blush. “Force. This is— I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay,” Kanan said quietly. “You don’t need to feel like you should—”

Shaking her head, Hera said, “No, not for that. I— okay, I need you to listen and not interrupt so I can explain this. It’s a little… complicated.”

Complicated was, generally speaking, not good. But Kanan just nodded. “Okay. I’ll listen.”

Gratitude crossing her face, Hera said, “Thank you.” Rubbing her forehead, she was quiet for a minute, her expression thoughtful. Finally, she said, “I don’t know how much you know about Twi’lek culture— I’m assuming not much.”

“You would be right,” Kanan said slowly. Okay, there’s definitely something I’m missing here.

Nodding, Hera said, “I thought so. Part of it— something I was taught growing up— is that saying… what you said… well, it’s more serious than it is for other cultures. Most Twi’leks at home wouldn’t tell someone that until… until they were married.”

“Oh,” Kanan said, his eyes widening. 

“Yes,” Hera said. “It’s treated as something very personal, even for family members. It’s not just words, it’s the beginning of a promise. A promise for a future. And you don’t just say it, especially not out in the open—”

“Like I just did,” Kanan finished. Wincing, he said, “I’m so sorry. I had no idea.”

Shaking her head, Hera said, “It’s fine. I should have explained it to you earlier. It’s—” she let out a half-laugh, her smile more like a grimace. “There’s a lot of my home that I’ve left behind. But this is one of the things I’ve held onto, at least unconsciously. It’s what I always believed.”

Slowly, Kanan said, “Okay— that makes sense. First of all, I will absolutely respect this. If you don’t want me to say anything like that, I won’t. And Force knows you don’t have to say anything.”

But Hera was already shaking her head. “No. No, you’re— you’re fine, actually. We do technically say it, we just don’t… say it. Verbally, that is. There are a lot of parts of the Ryl language that aren’t communicated out loud, but with the lekku. Hence why there aren’t many non Twi’leks who can speak it well.”

“Makes sense,” Kanan said with a nod. “So you’re saying—”

“I’m saying that… I’m fine with it if you say it. And…” Kanan saw her blush again as she seemed to gather herself. “I feel the same way. I’m just not going to say it out loud, and I’m sorry—”

Catching hold of her hand, Kanan said, “Don’t apologize. This one’s on me— and I understand.” His mind flashed to the way she’d hugged him when they’d rescued him from the Empire. To the way her eyes glowed when she smiled at him, when she kissed him. To the fact that she’d come home, exhausted, and chosen to spend her time with him. To the way she called him “love”.

She was saying that she loved him, too, even if it wasn’t out loud.

“I won’t say it too often,” he promised her. “But I am going to say it, because Force only knows I was bad enough at disguising my feelings before. And it’s only going to get worse from here.”

Hera let out a slightly breathless laugh. “I’m okay with that.”

“Good.” Bending down, Kanan kissed her gently, holding her close for a long moment. When he finally pulled away, a slight movement caught his eye. Her lekku were twisting together behind her, in a spiral shape. He’d seen them do that before, but only now had he realized what it might mean.

“That’s what that means, doesn’t it?” he asked softly, brushing a thumb along her temple near the base of her lekku. 

Her blush was answer enough, as was the small, secretive smile she gave him. Kanan made a mental note to properly learn more Ryl, and leaned in to kiss the woman he loved again.

#star wars rebels #swr #kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #kanera #the steve miller au #februfluff2024 #happy valentine's day!! #writing stories is a kind of magic too

[ozrockbitway]

Hey hey hey! Back at it again to ask if Vale has any lore or connections with any canon characters? You know, besides Grim XD (Of course if you have more to talk about involving Grim than I'd love to hear about it!!!)

sldkfjsdlkj my initial reaction to this question lol I have some THOTS but nothing to in depth?? I just think of haha fun times with Shroud bros mostly-

but!! I will throw some sick lore down for ya!

Vale & Grim

I like to think at some point they kinda become in sync with each other?? Like just over little things!! They'll both tilt their heads at the same time, if Grim does the cat thing to paw at his ears you can catch Vale scratching their head...its a lil cute and Ace probably makes fun of them for it lol

To appease the great Grim, Vale occasionally writes little things for him! They jot down like mini epic tales for the cat to re-read. He gets really defensive over them.

Grim would probably be spoiled by Vale if he did better in classes!! The first time they get a failing grade, Vale is ready to eat his tuna right in front of him (and they don't even like tuna!!). they don't do it ofc but man. Grim plz. do your work!!

I mentioned this in the bday post, but since Grim doesn't have an actual birthday, Vale tells him they'll share theirs! The cat immediately starts asking for gifts from everyone else lol he's too impatient to wait a whole year for gifts.

Heartslabyul & Vale

Ace and Deuce are their homies! Ace tends to be a little more harsh with them though, he just wants Vale to be...not a pushover. He messes with them a lot though. Vale just puts their trust in him so they'll fall for stuff, especially if it's related to Twisted Wonderland lore/history/whatever. (ie. Ace: Did you know chickens here can lay golden eggs? Vale & Deuce: :0c Ace: ...I'm joking it's just a fairytale. Vale & Deuce: 😔) Vale likes his magic tricks!! They'll clap for him whenever he does something even if it's a simple coin trick.

Deuce would go to Vale for studying! tbh he's pretty surprised how good they are in classes?? like damn you're not even from here and your grades are so good?? Deuce initiates the study sessions and Vale ends up leading them at this point. THEY ALSO BOND OVER EGGS!! At some point Vale mentions "fake eggs" to him (like that stuff you use to make scrambled eggs really quick instead of using a real egg) and they just bond over how bad that is. Only real eggs in this house!!

Originally, Vale is in possession of the braincell when with these two but now I'm feeling like they might lose it too lol. They really just go with the flow tbh. They won't skip class or do anything TOO dangerous or stupid, but if they're all like...outside and see a sleeping Floyd and Ace is like "I dare you to poke him", Vale would be against it because why would you do that??? After the trio bickers for a bit they end up going to go and do it.

I think that Riddle might enjoy Vale's company?? At least they're a good study partner. Like Deuce, he's pretty impressed at your grades and how hard they try to learn what they can despite not having magic. Vale would probably ask him a lot of questions about the Queen of Hearts and his home in general. He knows a lot and they can definitely take his word over Ace's for true Twisted Wonderland facts.

I don't have much with Trey or Cater unfortunately. I'd just think Vale always does this ✌️ in Cater's pictures because they don't know what else to do. That's now their staple thing. Iconic.

Savanaclaw & Vale

100% would be like a second Ruggie to Leona if they were around the dorm more. Leona wants something? aye aye captain! He might not take too much advantage of them like he does with Ruggie, but it's not bad having a second helper around. Honestly, he's just kinda waiting for Vale to bark back at him. Kinda like how Ace wants them to have a backbone except not as blunt.

Would also get dragged into helping Ruggie out with whatever he has in mind. He knows he can go to Vale and ask for help and they won't ask for anything in return. But I think he'd be willing to give them something for helping.

Don't have much with Jack rip. I just think Vale can go to him for more heavy lifting jobs. If they have to do anything for Crowley, Jack would be like the first to volunteer to help?? If it's a two man job at least. Vale would listen to him talk about his cacti though. Also wants to touch his tail but they know better.

Octavinelle & Vale

If Vale is ever in need of cash, it's time to go to Octavinelle. Or if they're down a member/short staffed I think Azul would call on them for the assistance. Such a benevolent soul knows they need some money (and food) and he needs help at the lounge. It's a win-win, no? Vale is usually kept to waiting tables or greeting guests.

Azul thinks Vale would be a good fit in his dorm. Not because having this magicless human could be of benefit to him, but because they follow the Sea Witch's benevolence. Yes, Azul is the MOST benevolent person in school, but Vale? Always kind. They answer wishes in a different kind of way. So, he's curious about them. Offers a place in the dorm (and a uniform) constantly. Vale thinks he's pretty cool though and is amazed at what he can do. They want to see his true form again and probably wrote about it at some point. I joked at some point about Vale using Azul as a muse for a novel but it might just be true...shh don't tell him.

Vale tells Jade...too much lol. But can you blame them when Jade offers to lend an ear? He is the reason/inspiration for them starting their book club after all. So there's some solidarity in them being the only members of their clubs. They are also unofficial members of each others clubs at some point?? Basically "if you go to my club meeting I'll go to yours". Also Vale would probably fall for his crocodile tears and help him out if he ever needs it. (Ace screaming in the bg)

Vale cannot escape Floyd. If Floyd wants them then...welp that's it. They can't say no to him and it doesn't help that they're passive about being busy or something. They're the only person to keep up with Floyd's whims so that's why he keeps going back to them. "If you dont wana do something with me, then Shrimpy will!" Anyway forced friendship! He's also the one insisting to take Vale swimming after learning they know how to.

Also Octavinelle folks are the first to find out about Vale's surname being Crowley 😂 At some point Azul needs their full name written down and yeah the contract doesn't need to be magical but he knows that just putting "Vale" down doesn't seal the deal. So...haha...funny last name. Floyd mcfrickin loses it over learning this. Jade does to but at least he hides his laughter.

Scarabia & Vale

Not too much here wah! They just struggle being around Kalim because oh god no he wants to party and how do you say no to constant parties when he looks so happy?! If Vale is stuck with him I feel like they'd tell them commoner things and he'd be like super amazed at it.

Vale turns to Jamil whenever they need an escape. Jamil...does his best but man. Kalim. Please. We busy!!

Pomefiore & Vale

Vale doesn't hang around Pomefiore too often, mostly due to Vil being a busy person. They didn't have much of an opinion of him at first, but they're surprised at how hardworking he is?? And yeah he isn't the nicest person but you know celeb gossip and how celebrities are assholes? They were expecting that from him and surprised that's not really the case. Vale starts watching Vil's movies with Ortho and is becomes a low-key fan later on. Vil probably likes going to Vale because on multiple times they seem to have forgotten who Neige is but not him. That's a win, queen!! Unfortunately, I don't think Vale can last around Vil for too long. He wants perfection and Vale doesn't think they can do everything he says rip

At some point I wanted Vale to go ask Rook to learn about archery from him?? So they can have some kinda self defense in this magic filled world. Still unsure if I'm following through on that (it's either this or go to the eels to learn self-defense and get REKT in the process). Other than that I think Vale would read his poetry?? Mans is so eloquent that they read his stuff and has to reread it again. Good prose and all but not their kinda thing.

Can't think of too much with Epel aside from them asking about apple carving?? Maybe use some for inspiration...Vale is also willing to hide Epel in Ramshackle to get away from Vil. Does it ever work? No. Do they keep doing this? Yes.

Ignihyde & Vale

Ace & Deuce may be the homies, but Ortho was the first!! It starts with Vale being kinda shook that theres a robot/android here in school. It's super sci-fi and they think Ortho is amazing! To others it might look like they're trying to butter him up or something but they're just interested in Ortho. What does he like to do and all that stuff. They're also willing to play games with him when no one else wants to (if Ignihyde boys won't play with him then Vale will!!). While Vale is a pushover, if they're going to stand up for anyone it's going to be Ortho!! Ace is proud of them somewhere...

And Vale's friendship with Ortho is what leads to meeting Idia! Ortho, very early on, makes the connection that Vale is interested in games and anime too. Now it's just getting them to meet. tbh Ortho can hype up Idia and Vale will believe him 100%. It's not like Ortho lies about his brother, he is super smart and he made him too! So yeah Vale believes him.

Idia and Vale are a bit...awkward at first. Their first impression still kinda sticks out (meeting over trying to get a manga and p sure Idia wasn't the kindest there). But once they can make a connection on games and whatnot it's all smooth sailing from there. Sort of. Vale would be interested in this world's stories and they could go off about theirs too. Compare anime and video games. They listen to him go off and can keep up with his lingo (most of the time). Idia doesn't trust them at first, too kind and nice, but lmao he likes having someone who can keep up with him...

Haha tag team duo of Vale & Ortho trying to get Idia out of his room. tbh Vale is fine vibing in there with him but like...cat cafes, Idia!! video game/anime themed cafes!! That's probably how they manage to get him out at first.

Shroud bros are also the first to find out the link between Vale & Grim. It really comes out in ch.6. There's one note that shows something coming from Vale when Grim is active. It also doesn't help that Vale can pinpoint exactly which room Grim is in without the bros telling them. little things that give it away!

Diasmonia & Vale

Vale finding out Malleus is also part of the solo member of a club 🤝. Would find books on gargoyles just to show him tbh. Invites him to hang out for their club meeting even if he's not a member. He can be an unofficial one too!! They're down to be an unofficial member of his. Vale is pretty chill with Malleus. Even after learning who he is, they just vibe with him. Nothing changes. The only thing that does is Vale like holy moly dragon!!! They also know Malleus likes being outside and walking around at night but they always ask if he wants to come into Ramshackle too. He usually declines cuz he likes the 'magic' the night air brings when with them.

For the other three...I think Lilia just likes to jumpscare Vale lol. It's so easy and fun to spook them, so he has his fun messing with them. He might be like Ace and trick them into believing things but at the same time no?? It sounds like a trick but it's true so?? Just no one believes Lilia bcuz he's so cryptic.

Vale isn't around Silver and Sebek too often. Vale thinks Silver has a calming aura but they get worried when he falls asleep. They end up getting yelled at by Sebek too often. It doesn't help that they spend time with Malleus more than he does. They think his devotion to Malleus is neat though! They regret telling him that...

#princesslocket #asks #oc stuff #me: haha idk their relationships #also me: fat wall of text #twisted wonderland oc

[susandsnell]

Coco!! 💕 hope you had something good to eat today, friend. Okay we know your thoughts (and thots) on hot vampire ladies, but where do u stand on werewolves/lycanthropy in horror as a vehicle for coming of age and queer actualization narratives? Do u have a top 5 transformation sequences in film? Any themes u think are particularly compelling or underexplored in that specific flavor of body horror?

Hi lovely!!! <3 I had some really nice corn on the cob at dinner, and it's just the right time of year for it, thankfully! I'm admittedly not as well-versed in werewolf/lycanthropy lore (just a matter of taste), but I think they're a very potent metaphor/vehicle for a lot of different experiences. The body as undergoing monstrous transformation is a classic puberty allegory, and as a creature that does not conform to the laws of man or beast, unrestrained after repression and yet forever in-between, sometimes unwilling and other times relieved to be seen, is very resonant with LGBT+ actualization narratives, among a lot of other things. That the werewolves are often unjustly hunted rather than nurtured is particularly poignant for me. As with any monster-as-human narrative, I can't help but note that this is a double-edged sword; there is baggage inherent in these allegories due to the dehumanization/animalistic comparisons for various marginalized groups, particularly in terms of race or sexuality/gender identity, though I recognize the space for reclamation here as I do with vampires. As well, there's always that nebulousness that exists between allowing yourself to embrace the imperfection and the anger and the totality of yourself, and what I refer to as the "X-Men Conundrum": wherein the metaphorical bigotry has in-universe justification because the fantastical creature poses a legitimate threat, whereas real-life forms of oppression operate frequently through deeming a group of people a threat in order to justify violence against, and exploitation of them. (Case in point: Disney' Zootopia, where they thought it was somehow a good idea to equate herbivore animals being frightened of carnivores to real-world racism, or The Breed, which went so far as to have vampires - not vegetarian ones, mind you! - as a stand-in for Jewish people during WWII. Like. Guys, think it through.) A skilful enough writer with enough compassion or lived experience can navigate this with the sensitivity and nuance it requires, but it's forever a challenge in my mind when it comes to writing monsters as the Other. I don't know that I have a top 5 werewolf transformation sequences, but off the top of my head, I really like the ones in An American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Trick r Treat, The Company of Wolves, and...does Fright Night count? Sort of? It's unclear if that's what happened to poor Evil Ed, but a wolf is involved! (I'm cheating by shoving vampires back in here...and my Fright Night bias, to boot!) For this specific flavour of body horror, the more visceral the better if it's in a visual medium. I want to see teeth falling out and being replaced, I want to understand the agony of suddenly sprouting fur and having it burst through your skin in clumps, and I want to hear the bones cracking as a body twists and contorts, abjection of what your own form does to you, perverse pride in what you become. Thematically, too; I want a battle between horror and joy, and perhaps it's the Cenobites talking, but I wonder if there can ever be happiness found in the pain of the transformation because that pain is experience, and that pain is the act of becoming. If you wanted to be topical about it you could even connect it to the ideas of Beauty Is Pain and what we subject ourselves to to fit certain standards, only in the inverse here for the monstrous and the grotesque yet the true.

Hope this answered your questions, and thanks for stretching my mind like this!!! Have a lovely one. <3

#what fantastic inbox stuff!!! love you guys #horror #werewolves

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

For the music asks, 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, & 16

Rattling the cage again, bestie. 👀👀

3. Song for summertime. Hmmm, I feel I've got to give it to a sea shanty for this one, one that I played to death on the beach last year: The Last Shanty by The Celtic Connection. Sea Shanties for Thots is the best playlist anyone has ever made.

5. Song that needs to be played LOUD. Drumming Song by Florence and the Machine. If you aren't playing it loud, then how the hell are you playing it? Really, this applies to all Florence songs, even the soft ones. Play them all loud, let them heal your spirit.

6. Song that makes me want to dance. Two interpretations could apply here: songs that move me to dance and songs that make me wish I knew how to dance. Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol will always make me dance, but Lone Digger by Caravan Palace makes me wish I could dance properly.

7. Song to drive to. Honestly, sea shanties are best for this too. Barrett's Privateers by The Real McKenzies.

10. Song that makes me sad. It has to be Green Fields of France, specifically the version by The High Kings. The singer serenades the grave of a soldier named Willie McBride. I can only listen to it sparingly because it makes me cry almost from the first line "Well, how do ya do, young Willie McBride? Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside?" Like, I'm tearing up just talking about it. It just moves you like that.

12. Answered here! But, if I had to pick another one, My Heart by Paramore. Do I have to say anything else? I don't think so.

16. A favorite classical song. Hold up, let me throw on Slavonic Dance, Op. 46: No.8 in G Minor and fcking vibrate out of my skin real quick.

#ask meme #music #the high kings #florence and the machine

[emchant3d]

Can I have more thots on Maroon being a Steddie song pls?

I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED ACTUALLY

So first of all to get the angstiest part out of the way: "And I wake with your memory over me / That's a real fucking legacy to leave" is, to me, Steve about Eddie in canon after his death. Pining after a man who he could have had a connection with, a man who deserved better and never deserved the mess he became tangled up with, Steve being one of the only people who knows the truth about Eddie Munson - that he was a good man, a sweet kind funny weird man who never wanted to hurt anybody, who loved fiercely and ended tragically because he believed he had to prove himself when he never did. Steve is haunted by this, the memory of Eddie, feeling as if he has to hold onto these thoughts and feelings because so few people know this truth and it's Steve's job to preserve it even at the cost of his own heart, realizing just how much of an almost Eddie truly was for him. He almost knew him. He almost had his friendship. And maybe, someday, if they'd had the time, he would have almost had his heart - and that's the legacy Eddie leaves for Steve.

And on a canon-divergent note, if Eddie HAD lived, if Steve HAD been able to reach that level of care and love with Eddie that he was so so close to having, to me Maroon tells the story of two people who clung to one another after saving the world. Living in a world that doesn't know how close it came to ending and latching on to the few people who know the truth, building these trauma bonds together that accelerate their relationships, that land Steve and Eddie in a messy, tangled, intense relationship where they fall hard and deep and feel as if they've always known one another - "When the morning came, we were cleaning incense off your / Vinyl shelf 'cause we lost track of time again / Laughing with my feet in your lap / Like you were my closest friend" showing the happy beginning of it, ""How'd we end up on the floor, anyway?" you say / Your roommate's cheap-ass screw-top rosé, that's how / I see you every day now" being together constantly, maybe even moving in with one another to escape the bad memories and becoming way too codependent.

They're so, so happy together that they let the relationship carry them in a way they shouldn't - they allow the relationship to become their focus, lose themselves to it and push aside the things about themselves that they do need to work on because they're clinging so hard to one another. It keeps them from growing and moving on. Everything is fine because they have one another, but that's not realistic. It's not healthy, and that's how we land at "When the silence came, we were shaking, blind and hazy / How the hell did we lose sight of us again? / Sobbing with your head in your hands / Ain't that the way shit always ends?" and at "You were standing hollow-eyed in the hallway / Carnations you had thought were roses, that's us". Eventually, things fall apart because love, as important as it is, just isn't enough when there's such a shaky foundation beneath it.

They love each other, desperately and intensely, but their trauma leads to them fighting and lashing out and not communicating, and eventually, it all comes crumbling down, resentment builds and they don't even know how they got here, arguing all the time, angry at one another, the distance that feels entirely uncrossable between them - "The mark they saw on my collarbone / The rust that grew between telephones / The lips I used to call home / So scarlet, it was maroon."

It leads to a painful, messy, but necessary breakup, forces them to confront their own demons, and makes Steve deal with his tendency to throw love at the people he cares about in the desperate hope that they'll accept it and love him back and makes Eddie deal with his urge to run or turn away from the difficult conversations and tough problems he hates to face.

They end up growing within themselves in a way that is vitally necessary for them personally, and then eventually, somehow, someway - they work back to one another, to the loves of their lives, and they become SteveandEddie again.

sorry for the essay about them I just have a lot of feelings about them hopefully this makes ANY SENSE AT ALL

#steddie

[guytheporn]

MegaPersonals

Is it just me, or does Megapersonals seem like a site where fellows with 15-inch oopsy-daisies are caused to feel more appreciated than they could in a strip bar? Definitely, that "Mega" in the name generally makes me consider super penises and their proprietors, however I suspect I'm simply horny and need a high schooler skank to eye-screw my one-looked at snake, prior to biting strips outta it!

Megapersonals is a grown-up site that prohibits access to fellas under 21. You really want to have a filthy psyche and a long for escort pussy/faux pas to try and think about visiting it. Here is my Megapersonals.eu survey; read it and go down on a floozy possessed trickling grab this end of the week!

Mega Thots Feeling Funky!

Megapersonals allows you to browse accompanies in the US, Europe, Oceania, and Canada. A rundown highlighting these nations and landmasses is glued on the page whenever you first pussyfoot in here with your introduction to the world testament close by! At the point when you click on any nation or landmass, you get a rundown of nations/urban communities to browse. The situation is simple, nearly as simple as taking an enlarged areola from a child and draining the silicone embed out of it!

If you would rather not pick an area right now, then you can close the Choose A Location component and move to the Megapersonals landing page. The landing page isn't a lot and is as no frills as the pantries of an anorexic tramp who's persuaded she's fat when she's very slim you could wreck her with a piece of paper and spin her in the air with your finger stood up her fanny!

In any case, there's a vivid site logo here at the upper left of the landing page and I could swear it seems to be Ariel from the animation, however this specific young lady has horns and wears a red dress that uncovered a great deal of her chest. What large titties she's pressing! Under this logo is a blue Post Ad Now button, in addition to a connection that allows you to pick accompanies from various nations and mainlands.

What's more, discussing buttons, the focal point of the site landing page is loaded up with them. They are named W looking for M, M looking for W, M looking for M, W looking for W, and Trans. I really want to believe that I don't need to make sense of what these single word letters depend on. I don't really? Amazing!

    However, for reasons unknown, these buttons don't do quite a steady employment. Consequently, it is normal to find female escort profiles in the male escort wing, male escort profiles in the female segment, and stuff like that. The main thing this shows is that Megapersonals isn't as significant about the entire thing as they ought to be and require a kick in the nuts from a steel-shod boot to spur them into increasing their game! I could chip in for something like this and be doing my fair piece for populace control!

    There are Contact Us, in addition to Terms and Policies joins at the lower part of the site landing page. They do what they express and in the most potential exhausting manner. Can't say I fault them for that!

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    True to form, the M looking for W button was what I tapped on first here. This raised a buggy Choose a Location window that I couldn't get to. I, hence, needed to reload the page. This time, I originally chose a country-the US-, state-California-and town - Fresno. This done, I tapped the M looking for W button, and the page stacked as it ought to with dope female escort profiles.

    Escort profiles here are organized upward and that doesn't check out. A matrix view would have been a superior utilization of room. Profiles are recorded by date and in the female classification, in excess of 20 new profiles were seen upon the arrival of this survey. That is super.

    Profile picture thumbnails have titles like Let Me Be Everything You Need, Am Available For Your Service Both Incall and Outcall and 42-Years old Divorced Retired College Teacher Wants Real Man. Each profile has various low-res selfies, as well as contact subtleties and a bio where the escort discusses herself and what she's cooking for clients. Escort profiles on the site don't give off an impression of being confirmed in any capacity. That presents issues, and a few profiles end in dead connections.

    What's more, I would prefer to be dead in a minefield than be trapped in the bed of a few recorded accompanies on Megapersonals. Definitely, the chicks here generally seem to be neighborhood floozies and quality lays are rare. You could try and be in an ideal situation fucking your right hand for the millionth time than calling up the floozies on Megapersonals for a uber screw that will leave their cuts in pieces! However at that point, a portion of these chicks have bubble butts and watermelon tits that ask for silly mistreating, yet these are frequently excessively huge and wonderful not to have been carefully upgraded.

My Thought process of MegaPersonals

    As an escort site, Megapersonals isn't too terrible. Be that as it may, it isn't as close, smooth and wet as it ought to be. I have seen lots of better locales with better elements, tramps, skanks, trans and male escorts and there's nothing on this specific site to cause me to endure 15 seconds thinking affectionate things about it while having a poop over a precipice!

[zawazawanightmares]

Huntress & A Thot Posing For A Photo With Springtrap At Fazbear's Frights

You, Huntress (Helena Bertinelli), are connected to A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights. Your partner selected the 18+ server. Your partner has a starter. Type /starter or tap here to see it.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): /starter

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: The patron of the hip new horror attraction crept through each room, her eyes wide and frightened as every random sound from somewhere else in the building and sudden flash of light from a shoddily installed ceiling bulb sent her almost jumping from her skin. It honestly felt like she might have been going around in circles, her sense of direction never being her strong suit. She was about to just plop down and wait for other groups to come through when she suddenly noticed someone standing in the doorway...no, not someone, something. An old animatronic...a rabbit from the looks of things. She let out a curious hum and took out her phone, waltzing over to the bucket of bolts. Sure the lighting was shitty and people probably wouldn't be able to make anything out but was that gonna stop her from grinding up on a robot and taking a thot selfie? No, no it was not. She fixed up her bra and tugged her sundress down slightly to show off her tits more as she pressed her ass up against the spring-lock animatronic and raised her cell phone, getting ready to take the kind of photo that would have gotten her kicked out of a Chuck-e-cheese.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): ...Oh sis.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: do not shame me ;-;

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): Sorry...but I'm gonna.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: noooo ;0;

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): I actually thought that thing was attacking you for a minute, hence the crossbow, but then I see you grinding on it, your tit's out...what happened? What...what leads to this?

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She held up her phone. "It's for my blog. Whore-or...you know...horror...but...with whores..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Is this even legal? Does maintenance know you're back here?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "I mean, this is just part of the attraction, ain't it? Or did I end up getting real *real* lost?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "It's DEFINITELY not supposed to be used for that. You're practically a criminal."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "I wasn't gonna like, put my bare genitals on it! That's like how you get infections! Infections aren't sexy!"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Oh my god, not the point! And you're rubbing your ass up against it, that cannot be sanitary in any sense of the word!"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "My ass is covered! And like i'm sure there's a dude in there, and if he had an issue with it, i'd be kicked out by now!"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "A dude in there? What the hell are you talking about?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "It's like...a costume, ain't it?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "No, these things are supposed to be animatronics..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "Well it's old as shit, there's no way it got here without someone moving it!."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "...Step aside from it for a minute. And then maybe forever but I need to get closer."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: The influencer thot waddled away from the moldy animatronic.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): Huntress stepped forward, keeping her crossbow trained on the sick bunny. A few feet away, she peered at the diseased looking machine...only for the eyes to blink quickly after a staredown. "Holy..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "What?? What it do?! Is there a minimum wage slave in there??"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Get down, you idiot!" Huntress leapt at and shoved the thot to the floor, moving her out of the way of a swipe from Springtrap. "That thing isn't human...but it's alive!"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: The poor thot fell over and landed on her rear. "...Can we tase it?" she held up her hot-pink taser and then looked at the superheroine. "Can you tase it? it might be safer if you tase it."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Yeah, give me that." Huntress took the taser and held it up, shocking Springtrap right in the crotch when it pounced on them. It fell over with a horrific metallic whine, landing on its back while twitching. "This is why I hate family restaurants..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: The thot crawled over and started poking around. "Hmmm......there's like...meat in here."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Why are you touching that?!" Huntress complained.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She takes photos. "For the blog."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Oh my god, I hate my generation." She grumbled.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "You're just mad I earn 10k a month from my only fans." she wiggled her hips cutely.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Yeah, kind of my whole point." She responded, glaring at her ass.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "..." she blushed slightly. "...Do you wanna touch it?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Hell no!" She shouted with a blush.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She tugged up the back of her sundress, exposing the g-string that was just swallowed up by her ass. "You sure? I won't tell nobody~"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "...Like I'd care if you tell." She grumbled as she moved forward, feeling up a cheek with one hand. "It's nice."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her cheeks burn and she bent over, leaning over the moldy animatronic and sticking her ass out. "T-thank you..." she turns her phone off.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "It's not that big a deal, really..." She cupped her other cheek with the other hand, groping them both with considerable interest. "I guess I can see why you have so many followers."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "It's also cause I masturbate in scary locations," she chirps cutely, cupping her cheeks. "Mmm, you can smack it, if you'd like? Make it jiggle?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): SMACK! "Like I needed your permission." Helena smirked as she watched the cheeks jiggle, a red mark left by her hand.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She gasped, her back arching. "Mommy~!"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "What's that?" Helena teased as she spanked her again. "Mommy didn't hear you..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She whimpered in pleasure. 'I love you, mummy, I love you so much~"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Mommy loves you too. Want her to show you?" She then began to rub at her pussy with two fingers.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She shivered, spreading her legs. "O-ooh my..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "You're such a dirty girl, taking these pictures for online." She kept rubbing her, pulling aside her string for an unobstructed view of her ass. "Does mommy have to clean you?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She looked over her shoulder, gazing up at him. "...please..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: (shit lmao *her

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): (I was about to say, lol)

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Move back and bring your ass over here. And don't turn around..." She ordered, smacking her ass again to make sure she got the message.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She squeaks and nodded, crawling backwards, her ass jiggling with each movement. "Yes mommy, of course, mommy."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): As soon as she was close enough, she grabbed her hips and brought her lips to her cheeks, kissing them all over and sucking on a random spot while slapping the other cheek.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She wiggles cutely, her eyes fluttering shut. "Mnm...yay...I like when other girls like my body, it's usually only ever dudes and they never compliment me like I need."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Guys always tend to act like they're doing you a favor by fucking you." She pinched a cheek while smiling. "Hey, what's the least favorite part of your body?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "Um, you're gonna think it's silly..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "I already think you're silly so you might as well tell me."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "My pussy..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Oh, I hear that a lot. Alright..." She turned her around and put her ankles on her shoulders. "Spread 'em. Let Mama see."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She stared up at her then spread her legs, exposing her cunt. "It's just...well...I think it's kinda broken?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "It looks fine to me. More than fine even..." She positioned herself to lean down and bring her face close to her pussy. "Mind if I check?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her face flushed and she covered her eyes. "I...no, mommy..it's just...the hole never feels good?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Then we should fix that, shouldn't we?" She looked up at her as she dragged her tongue up and down her exposed cunt, savoring the taste of her.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She gasped, peeking through her fingers. "We s-should?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "That's right. Mommy's gonna make your hole feel good." She got back to work, lapping and tasting her for a good while before twirling her tongue over her clit.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her toes curl and her head lulled back, biting into her bottom lip. "I...ooh...well I know that spot feels good...can never leave it the fuck alone..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): Getting the message, Helena started to suck on it while pushing a finger in and out of her wet hole.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She shivered, her walls clenching a little. "O-ow..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Don't like it there?" She asked, taking out her finger. "Hmm...I think I figured out why you don't like your hole..."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She blinked, tilting her head slightly. "Why's that?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't want anything in there." She cracked her knuckles. "It just doesn't like penetration. There's nothing wrong with that."

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She blinked her large green eyes. "...oh...is that normal?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Happens to more people than you think. Do you want anything in the other hole?" She asked casually.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She wiggled her toes. "Um...I kinda just like feeling that hole get rubbed sometimes...? Sometimes it itches and I just rub at it and oooh~" she wiggles about cutely. "...maybe I'll like having something in there?"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): She smirked again. "Want me to check?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: "Please, momma..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): Helena reached down and gently rubbed her asshole with one finger, going slow at first before picking up speed. "How's that?" She asked, pressing on it without penetrating.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her cheeks flush and her asshole puckers.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): Helena pushed her finger inside, darting it in and out slowly. "And that?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her asshole clenches down and she whimpered softly, her cunt starting to drool.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Good girl..." She fingered her faster. "You like it when Mommy does your dirty hole?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She nodded shamelessly. "Yes mommy...I...I like when mama fucks my filthy hole~"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Think you can take another finger?" She asked, not slowing down.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her cheeks burn and she nodded. "...i um...i might have...something we can...we can use in my backpack..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): She took her finger out. "Could you get it for Mommy?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She shook violently and rolled over, crawling to the corner where she left her backpack. She opened it and pulled out a strapon. "Tahdah~"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Thank you!" She took the strap-on and applied it onto herself. She then grabbed her hips and pressed it to her ass. "You ready?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She wiggles a little. "The um..the crotch vibrates when you thrust...so you can feel good too." she blushes cutely, covering her face.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "You're such a good girl..." She slowly pushed herself inside of her. "Always thinking about Mommy..." She then begins to thrust, causing the strap to vibrate and Helena to get wet herself.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She gasped softly, her asshole pressing down on the toy. "a-ah~ Ruin me mommy...make it so I never wanna fuck anybody else..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "That was the plan from the start, sweetheart." She then began to thrust into her like a piston, the slaps from the skin being echoed throughout the room as the vibrations picked up, causing her to moan out loud.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She slammed her hips back into her new lovers, her tongue lulling out. "ah-ah-ah-ah-ooh fuck me mommy, fuck me good~!"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Mommy's gonna fuck you into a coma, sweetie..." Helena breathlessly said as she kept pounding into her thot's backside. Due to the vibrations, she was close herself...

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: Her cheeks burn. "mnm, is that what you wanted to do the second you saw me being a little slut~" her arousal ran down her thighs.

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "As soon as I saw your obscene ass bent over, yes..." She answered, eventually letting out a groan as she came from the buzzing device on her groin.

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: The thot's back arches and she suddenly squirts, spraying the floor. "Mommy~!"

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): "Mmmm..." Helena reached out to grab the thot's hair, pulling her head back and kissing her deeply. "Now...who's better: me or an evil robot mascot?"

A thot posing for a photo with Springtrap at Fazbear Frights.: She kissed her lovingly. "Mnm, the evil robot mascot doesn't have a fake penis and is full of meat, mommy, I wouldn't have fucked it if I could. At least not consensually..."

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli): She kissed her forehead, smiling. "Good girl..."

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#huntress #springtrap #srp

[quirklessidiot]

Is prison realm gojo hoping that this yn will be with him again?

Also I'm confused about why it was unrequited love. So let me get this straight

As a child he was more closed off and because of that he never reached out to yn or made the effort for the relationship to blossom unlike the real version?

Then as they grew up, apart and eventually the engagement was dissolved he started drinking and sleeping around and it got worse when he heard she got married to haibara?

Was prison realm gojo a shy sheltered boy that turned eventually to an alcoholic heartbroken fuck boy?

Nah, he doesn’t. He can tell prison realm!y/n would never be with him hence developed a fixation towards alcohol as a venting system and then other women. (ieiri points out that he may be alcoholic which may or may not be possible bcos he had developed a fixation there)

he was a very shy and sheltered boy. Think canon!kid!satoru. The one whose always closed off and just stares at people quietly. He maintains that attitude. Y/N realizes as well growing up that she couldnt vibe with that and thinks satoru feels the same so she does what any sane person would do to prevent any further repercussion; she breaks it off. like she even made fun of the whole thing in the finale because I feel like as a rich girl, she’s the type of person who’d make fun of old traditions (a complete contrast of the real!Y/N bcos she was raised in a good family here) bcos of how absurd those sounded (shes more free spirited here and thats what made prison realm!satoru attracted to prison realm!y/n. they may have similar lives but y/n was very different from the average person in high society and old money)

I also had connected how loyal prison realm!satoru was to suguru in the manga so i projected those same type of feelings he had for y/n hence why hes clinging onto her as well despite them being more apart now. (The same way satoru couldnt really get over suguru despite them being more apart in the manga, i thot it would be a nice touch)

#pat.talks #customer.feedback #📝📝.minazuki mini series #🌟.minazuki ending

[qwertyfingers]

omg omg fitz PLEASE tell me about any ideas you have for a suits au, i'm DYING here

okay okay so. i feel like there’s two versions of possible suits au. one is a straight au fic no crossover with spn canon besides characters.  you could also swing it as a retelling of It’s A Terrible Life but with a law firm.

in a straight up au, i think Dean is Mike. instead of mike’s eidetic memory, dean’s skill is that he’s a super fast reader and very good at retaining only pertinent information. he loses the party tricks for memorisation mike has, but he gains dean’s ability to make connections extremely quickly, and leaps of logic the non-adhd brain can only dream of

dean actually went to college to study engineering, hoping to build on all his mechanic knowledge, and get set into a higher paid career

instead of his grandmother like mike, dean’s using the money paying for bobby. bobby can’t get on disability and isn’t able to work the junkyard since he started need the wheelchair. sam looks after him, but it’s hard. dean doesn’t see either of them enough

Sam would be a real lawyer who actually graduated stanford and works for a tiny firm that only works like human rights cases and charity stuff. he hates corporate law and HAS been arrested for protesting a company that the firm works for

the angels make up the bulk of the law firm. metatron would be hardman and naomi is pearson. the homophobic angels are all the little associates

crowley is OBVIOUSLY louis just like unquestionably

cas is the harvey. hes obviously VERY different to harvey spiritually; hed be much more subdued, less dating and obnoxiousness, but strong and self confident. a lot of season 6 cas in him.

unlike harvey, who’s in the job because he really wants to be there, and owes jessica for helping him out of a hard place, cas kind of hates being a lawyer but didn’t really have any choice. naomi had fucked his life over, and then ~helped~ him by pushing him into law school and then working for her. he’s good at it, but he takes little joy from 

meg is definitely his donna like 100%. she’s obviously much drier and darker than donna but otherwise she works perfectly

cas HATES all the associates who show up for the interviews, and when dean barrels in with a suitcase full of weed and says im running from the cops but i passed the bar exam, cas hires him because he’s the only person he’s seen that day that doesn’t make him want to become an arsonist

VERY slow burn and you get SEASONS worth of Significant Looks and hand touches, the inherent sexiness of doing paperwork together, workplace rumours, dean having to wear cas’ spare suit from his office on more that one occasion. man suits might not have been good but hwen it hit it really hit didn’t it

in it’s a terrible life au, the script gets flipped; dean smith is the big hotshot lawyer, thotting it up across new york, and cas is the pothead who lies about having gone to law school and only owns one suit. dean hires him without a moments hesitation and they definitely fuck, like, in the first week. there’s a lot of stationary cupboard blowjobs. sam’s a paralegal and the episode otherwise happens more or less the same as the og.

#asks #suits au

[wolf-stark]

You ask I deliver — both tfatws asks in one!

tfatws weekly ask 1

i finally saw ep1!! i wont be able to see ep2 until thursday at the earliest but i already have some Thots on this ep. here are the ones I remember

first is, and i'm so sorry for this, a grammar lesson. an appositive is when you stick an additional phrase in between commas, dashes, or the like. i actually just used one! the "and i'm so sorry for this" in the first sentence of this paragraph is an appositive. thing is, most english speakers don't normally use them when they speak, only in writing. so i'm always on high alert whenever i hear somebody in tv or movies use one. (it's generally a marker of bad screenwriting). anyway there was one right in the beginning of the episode. the white army guy yelling at sam wilson said "first lieutenant Torres, our intel officer, will be helping on the ground." yeah so. the writing of this series started out on the wrong foot for me. but the rest of the episode was obviously tons and tons better (every interview i see with malcolm spellman makes me love him more and more)

the contrast between the opening minutes (falcon action sequence) and the rest of the ep.... i would 100000/10 rather watch a series with just sam and bucky dealing with life. i dont give a single crap about the flag-smashers or any of that. i just want sam, sarah & fam getting their boating business back on the ground & yeeting racist dickwads, bucky going through therapy and making amends, sam and joaquin being bros, sambucky homoerotic tension, etc.

the cinnamontography! wandavision mostly used cinematography to signify era n stuff. tfatws doesn't have wv's premise to go off of, so here's some tricks i noticed:

with sam there's obviously all sorts of shots with the captain america iconography next to his face, but he hasn't totally claimed it. there's the mural of steve rogers in the background; there's sam staring into the shield like it's a spectre of steve's face; there's sam looking into the exhibit, the shield and sam separated by glass and a layer of camera focus. steve is a constant spectre, always there, an idea, a symbol himself. sam's relationship with this iconography is distanced. he is separated by glass exhibit walls. by painting canvases. he doesn't yet feel worthy to take on that iconography. this whole thing was pulled off quite well but also a bit on-the-nose if only in quantity. there's just sooooo much fancy iconography stuff

speaking of the exhibit, there's something that i get real pissy about. it's when like, there's an action going on you're supposed to be paying attention to but the cinematographer is like,,,, hey! check out this location! or this headline! or something! there was a lot of that in the exhibit. the camera was like, you could focus on sam and rhodey's convo (which was fine but could have been so much better with an extra like 10 minutes of deep character study talk) but noooo you want me to look at the symbol for the united nations and read all the text about bucky who hasn't even showed up yet. shut up i know the lore and ill watch the shot-by-shot breakdown yt vids you don't have to make the shot this long jkdsalcjklasejf

my fav trick was with bucky and the therapist. i had seen a clip of the scene with bucky and the therapist beforehand and i thought the cinnamontography was super obnoxious, but then i was like, oh duh. the shots frequently change the distance between the camera and its subject. sometimes it's uncomfortably close and sometimes it's really far. a clear allegory for the duality of therapy, esp for bucky! therapy is an invasive process wherein he is ruthlessly examined, picked apart, and berated for his trauma (this therapist is crap in every way btw, "mean therapist" works for greg house and greg house only). so the camera goes close. it makes the viewer claustrophobic like bucky. but when he's like "no i haven't had any nightmares" the camera suddenly goes really far. we see bucky as this tiny head in the center of the bottom of the frame. we are distanced from him. he has pushed us away. we cannot see him. he lies because he is vulnerable. so yeah, amazing work there. the therapy scene was hard to watch on purpose!

did bucky slip a note to yori inside the dollar bill? bucky stop making me emooooo. the suuper awkward fake smile has me 😭 (veteran trying to adjust!)

mark my worrrrds when sam asks someone y the govt picked john “white bread” walker they’re gonna say “we needed somebody everyone can get behind....someone uncontroversial, someone everyone can see themselves in” like that exact racist dog whistle

tfatws weekly ask 2

just saw ep2 so im taking advantage of the 2 seconds i can be on tumblr without worrying about tfatws spoilers before new episode drops

when isaiah said "your people put me in prison for being a hero" and bucky thought "your people" means hydra. 🤦‍♂️

speaking of racism, the interplay between sam being Black (anti-Black racism) and sam being the Falcon (negrophilia, "can i take a selfie w you as i deny you a loan?") and the intersection between the two (j*hn lichrally called sam "steve's wingman"! he takes the crypto out of crypto-racist in like 2 seconds!) !!!!!!!! a Black celebrity's Black experience, the separation of man and identity!!!! (thinking about vanessa bayer in snl in that skit "beyonce is black" telling her black friend "you're not black, you're...my girl!")

after sam gets racially profiled by cops we see j*hn standing in front of cop cars cinematic parallels turns out j*hn is racist who knew

this therapist sucks major ass but she got bucky and sam together in the same room and ready to collaborate...that's something ig. it was lichrally couple's therapy she said she used her miracle exercise with couples sambucky antis get blended

bucky says "he was wrong about you so maybe he was wrong about me"...that's not how people talk. when therapist asks bucky, the guy who doesn't talk at all about himself, "y do you hate sam", the last thing bucky's gonna do is actually connect his hatred of sam to his own self-worth issues. bucky generally refuses to talk about himself, so why would he talk about himself in the one context that nobody ever links back to their own neuroses: hatred of other people? one thing human beings hate most is admitting we're wrong. admitting you hate someone because of your own issues? that's a major therapeutic step. bucky would absolutely have to be prompted to do that. even like one or two lines of dialogue more would have set up that line better. but in terms of the actual thought? an amazing way to take the sam/bucky relationship. bucky bases his self-worth on steve believing in him, and if steve is wrong bucky has no self-worth, so 1) he has to develop self-worth disassociated from steve's assessment of him and 2) he has to love himself before he can love sam, and 3) he has to realize that sam giving up the shield is a sign of sam's humility not his unworthiness.

conversely, we don't get into why sam hates bucky? yeah sam has the right to hate a guy that has tried to kill him (albeit while brainwashed) multiple times, and now shows up in his life just to bash him but. everything happens so fast i cant follow their relationship

in fact i dont feel like i understood much of anything. like y did bucky and sam go on that mission together? how connected are sam/bucky/joaquin with the government? doesn't bucky just want to retire now? literally what is everyone doing/feeling and why???

if battlestar becomes a knowing commentary on the black best friend stereotype i'm gonna party, but i dont expect much of that

the interplay between man and symbol. captain america is obviously a symbol. the shield is obviously a symbol. but steve rogers? the. man behind the cowl? he too seems to become a symbol. a paragon of a good guy, so good he's unreachable. steve was just a guy stop idolizing him the last thing steve would want is to be idolized

as the resident musician/music nerd on mcublr, 1) that captain america rally music slaps, but 2) re: the song at the end of the ep, if you're just gonna rip off mozart's lacrymosa then at least play mozart's lacrymosa. we wont blame you the lacrymosa slaps (if you dont know what im talking about go on yt and search it up youll recognize it fo sho

look i love enfys nest as much as the next guy but if tfatws is gonna get erin kellyman to play another innocent little gurl blackmailed into the fakeout-villain position (her text seemed to suggest as such) then 😡 like why can't women just....be evil? young, freckly, innocent-looking women? girls are not untouchable pure objects but full of rage and resentment just as much as anyone can be

bonus ep1 comment: bucky says about that senator whose car he hijacked, "she continued to abuse the power i gave her." fictionaldarling on yt say that he says "i" because he can't disassociate himself from his winter soldier persona which begets endless and senseless guilt. like dude. can i not be emo for like 1 second.

OKay. First off, as much I enjoy your sending it to me, what made you decide to send me these??

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TFATWS WA #1

Don't worry about getting this to me as early as possible. I usually don't watch the episode right away.

1. Cool writing lesson.

2. Everyone wants a comedy show [like Friends] about the MCU superheroes.

3. Cinematography is always a beautiful thing.

4. Sam definitely has to carve his own Captain America status for himself, outside of Steve's ya know everything.

5. They have to do that for people who was just now tuning in because they're in love with Sam Wilson or Sharon Carter.

6. I think the therapist was taking a 'tough love' approach for Bucky, because she likely has some very strong opinions about the literal assassin she's been assigned to give therapy too. She did not choose to talk to him, she was assigned that make that clear in the second episode.

And, Bucky isn't lying when he said it wasn't a nightmare. It wasn't a nightmare, it was a resurfaced memory. So, technically he wasn't lying - and yes, the camera does move away because while he's saying he didn't have a nightmare, he's not expanding on what actually happened - so, he's still pushing the therapist/us away.

7. Bucky, and Steve, have/had a TON to adjust to.

8. Yeah, I agree that will be the bullshit line they give. If they ever actually talk about it.

TFATW WA #2

Yeah, always got to take advantage of avoiding those spoilers lmfaoo.

1. Honestly, that line was double meaning. Both about White people and Hydra [which is made up of mostly white supremacists/nazis] So, the line is gesturing to both White People in general and Hydra assholes together. I think the terminology is “double edge sword”??

2. This whole paragraph structure confused me, ngl - so I'm going to answer it the best I can. I do like that they're not ignoring the fact that Sam being Black is 1000% the reason he's not the Official Captain America - because the gov't is racist as hell.

I also like the little lines about how they point out little things about Sam's Falcon persona, like that kid calling him 'Black Falcon' specifically and Sam's response show the split between Sam and Falcon itself.

John is a dick for calling Sam the wingman of Steve Rogers. Sam was a hero all on his own before Steve asked him to join up again. [Side note, it's lichrally??]

3. Exactly, the parallel of Sam being profiled and surrounded while just on the street and John being surrounded by fans and being able to spring Bucky with apparently only a few sentences shows a Loooooot

4. Honestly, at this point I wonder if she's not actually a therapist and is just an agent assigned to assess Bucky outside of an Official Building. I do know, however, that her 'look at each other and speak' exercise is actually a real therapy practice. It's just a little slower.

5. Actually, I think he would've blurted that out. That whole line. I don't think Bucky hates Sam. I think they could've done the scene better, but I think that had Sam prodded him/the therapist been more annoying Bucky would've lost control of his emotions and blurted out the whole "If he was wrong about you, he was wrong about me" but I feel like the writing for this show is just... not there. Sometimes you blurt shit when you get overemotional and I think that was what Bucky was supposed to be like.

6. I don't think Sam hates Bucky, I think he doesn't trust him though. I do wish they'd talked about that though. The whole 'talk to each other' scene should've been a LOT longer and a LOT slower.

7. Sam and Bucky's relationship is being fast tracked because they don't really know how to work the relationship out, writers-room-wise. Bucky is technically retired, but I feel like he's trying to live up to Steve's expectations and doing what Steve would've done and we all know that if Steve was there, Steve would've jumped on that plane with Sam. It looks like Sam/Bucky/Joaquin are a side-team based from Military services but as Sam says they're all free agents so...?

8. Sadly, They seem to just be propping up to be another stereotype.

9. Captain America is a symbol. Steve Rogers is a man. But now Steve Rogers is an idol because of all the shit he's been through and honestly, it's not a bad thing he's become an idol for people - it's using Steve as a reason to make White Bread Walker the next Captain that makes Steve's idolization so fucked.

10. I don't know anything about music so I have no opinion here, sorry.

11. Enfys?? Also, I think they did the whole Innocent Girl Thing as side commentary for Bucky lowering his guard about seeing a young girl rather than a guy.

12. Bucky is the Winter Solider. The Winter Solider is Bucky. That is how Bucky will always see it because although he was brainwashed, it was still him and he remembers all of it. When you have constant memories of something 'someone else' did, you tend to not be able to pull the two personas out of each other. I want Bucky to take up the title, White Wolf instead of Winter Soldier. Honest.

This is all my opinion, I’m honestly a little disappointed with the writing of TFATWS so far so... I’m not really optimistic about this.

#Asks

[lovely-tothe-bone]

hey I thot ur input was good for the Mrs Mellark abusive convo but I was wondering now if the talk about her lately had bothered you (since you’ve openly stated some of your experiences being abused)

Thank you, it's always nice to hear if people have connected with things I've said.

And yes, it is uncomfortable when I see things that cast Mrs. Mellark in a positive light because of my abusive mother. Abusers tend to get away with it because of willful ignorance or justifications and overall alot of people don't really understand abuse and assume that just a few rare incidents like what we see her do when Peeta burns the bread, isn't that bad because it's not constant or won't validate it as a volatile home. Having a parent who is sweet sometimes and abusive at others is worse because it's horribly confusing. You never know what to expect, the "good" times aren't real and you're constantly waiting for them to snap. Your brain is in constant fight or flight and the chemicals involved actually damage your DNA and lead to serious health problems, including lowering your immune system. Plus the obvious anxiety and depression and PTSD. Verbal abuse is just as damaging as physical abuse and still constitutes violence. At the Henry Mill District 12 tour I became very upset with one of the guides because she stated that Mrs. Mellark hitting her son for burning bread was understandable for xyz reason. I'm also a stickler for canon, so it rubs a sore spot because it feels like the real life dismissal of abuse. However I know that isn't what everyone is doing, just like I acknowledge in my reply to @endlessnightlock anon, so please no comments explaining why people headcanon the way they do :) I'm fully aware.

There is plenty from canon that indicate she's a nasty person including that she's racist. I think that I am going to work on a meta post for her because I don't have the time right now to put it all in replies to the ongoing conversation or here in this answer.

Sorry for the rambly answer <3

#anon #asked & answered

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

out of context quotes from my school as marvel characters

Teacher: In 1950, there were a ton of planes crashing and no one knew why. Does anyone know?

Peter Q: The Bermuda Triangle.

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Clint: Wait, (Bucky's) here? Where's Bucky?

Bucky: *from the back of the room* Here.

Clint: Oh, hi I didn't even see you!

Bucky: It's okay, I'm just really invisible.

Everyone: 0o0

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Teacher: Is that what you should be doing? What should you be doing instead?

Loki: Dying.

Everyone: WOAHHHHHHH!

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Peter P: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, *taps on shoulder* I'd die for you.

Loki: I'd kill for you.

Peter P: 0o0

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Tony: Felt cute, might break down in physics later, idk.

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Rocket: I feel a really strong connection with communism.

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Natasha: *walks into bathroom* Are y'all still doing TikToks in here? I HAVE TO PEE! *walks out*

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Thor: Don't you just hate it when *spoon.*

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Tony: Y'ever just feel so depressed and anxious that your stomach physically hurts?

Steve: Mood, but can I do anything for you?

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Bruce: The next person to make a VSCO thot noise is getting thrown out of this room.

Everyone: sksksksk and i oop-

Bruce, under a table: homocide is bad, homocide is bad, hoMOCIDE IS BAD-

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Peter Q: Wait, who here likes Pink Floyd?

Steve: I love Pink Floyd! *fist bump*

Tony: Pink Floyd is the best! *fist bump*

Peter P: Yeah, man, my camp wrote a whole musical about Bigfoot! *goes in for a fist bump*

Peter Q: I'm sorry what.

Peter P: He said something different didn't he?

Tony: Oh my god.

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Scott: What's an apple made of?

T'Challa: Um... apple?

Scott: No, but like what's in the apple?

T'Challa: APPLE??

Scott: NO, WHAT MAKES UP THE APPLE?

T'Challa: IDK ATOMS?

Shuri: 10% of the apple is carbohydrate and 4% is vitamins and minerals while the other 86% is water.

Scott: Thank you.

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Everyone: *talking over each other*

Pepper: Please, stop talking over each other!

Drax: No!

Carol: *pulls out UNO reverse card* SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone: *silence*

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Groot: I am Groot. (Translation: In case I die, mark my last words)

Rocket: Okay..

Groot: 420-69 The Earth is flat. *does the dangerous thing*

Rocket: Me too.

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Pietro: The legs on the bus go leg leg step.

Wanda: ?????

Pietro: Leg leg leg.

Wanda: ???????????

Pietro: STEP STEP STEP.

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Loki: Vandalism isn't bad.

Valkyrie: No, but your haircut is.

Thor: HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU FUCKING KILL EM!

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Teacher: How many of you would feel comfortable being the first person to go on a new roller coaster?

Drax: *raises hand*

Drax: Was that the wrong answer.

Tony, on the other side of class, hand also raised: Livin like Larry, the rest of you are fools.

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Bucky: What if he didn't have a government and everyone promised really hard just to be cool?

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Peter P, a gen z kid: I wanna lay down on the ground and sob until I'm so dehydrated that I die.

Shuri, another gen z kid: Do it at your house or something! Not on this sticky floor! Yuck.

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Pietro: We suffer for gluten to obtain the grain.

Wanda: ?????

Pietro: You wondering what's coursing through my veins? Pure Marinara sauce.

Wanda: YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE??

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Thor: No fan, it's man.

Valkyrie: I have no idea what you were getting at there but ok.

Thor: I meant 'no man, it's fine.'

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Clint: I have a theory.

Rhodey: NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT ANYMORE DINOSAUR FEET.

Clint: IT'S NOT THE DINOSAUR FOOT ONE!

Fury: Save it for after (the meeting.)

Clint: What if the real birds are in Area 51? And they didn't actually kill them, they're just hostage in Area 51??

Steve: Everyone already knows that, you're a terrible conspiracy theorist.

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Tony: Just because someone else does it, does not mean you can! Look, if I jumped off a bridge, would you?

Peter P, on the verge of tears: HSDTUETIGKHJC PROBABLY! I'm not about to live my life without you!

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Nebula: OOOH, wait, where's the vandalism we drew here last year?

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Thor: Oh my god, I really want a happy meal.

Bruce: Oh my god, I really want a happy life.

Thor: Honey, we've talked about this.

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Tony: Time to go home! *sits in garbage can*

Pepper: Hey, that was really mean to yourself, get outta there. *tries helping him up*

Pepper: Ew I touched the garbage can!

Tony: Hey, that's my house!

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Loki: When you have a kink for pushing people out of windows.

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Steve, after being flipped off: WHA- (TONY) SAID A BAD LANGUAGE FINGER!

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Scott: I don't think cheese is crunchy?

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Sam: Bro it's 3:33am.

Bucky: *looks at phone* oh wow, it is!

Sam: What, did you think I was lying to you?

Sam: No, it's 3:32am. Hahahah, look at the camera, you just got pranked.

Bucky: *laughing hysterically* it's too late for this shit.

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Bruce: BREATHE IF YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE.

Bruce: And that's how I committed mass genocide.

Thor, hyperventilating in the corner:

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Rhodey: Global warming. It sucks.

Peter P: Global warming isn't real?

Scott: How could there be GLOBAL warming if the earth is flat?

Rhodey: I hate you guys

Peter/Scott: *high fives each other.*

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Strange, high as fuck: Why is that funny? I don't even know what a seizure tastes like?

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Okoye: Ya girl is DEDICATED!

Shuri: Did you just assume your own gender?

T'Challa: I'm calling the cops.

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Strange: Did you just glue STARS? Where your EYE BROWS USED TO BE? Emphasis on USED TO BE because you nAIRED THEM OFF! FOR DRAG!

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Natasha: Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

Clint: *Looks at the knife holders*

Natasha: 0.0

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Scott: Wait, we were being sarcastic? I'm sorry, I don't understand sarcasm.

Hope: (Scott,) you don't understand anything.

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Strange: Eat the goddamn president.

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Steve: I made the mistake of eating sausage while watching the first episode of Black Mirror.

Sam: What's the first episode of Black Mirror about?

Steve: He does the bad thing with the pig.

Sam: OH-

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Tony: *doing homework* I am dying.

Groot: I am groot.

Steve: Well, I am Steve Rogers.

Pietro: And I'm Kanye West!

Clint: Owoof.

Gamora: And I am not afraid to end your bloodline.

Rocket: And I am inevitable.

Thor: Um, we don't talk about that here.

Peter P: FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT!

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Tony: Please, don't nickname me Tone, I can't tell you how much that irritates me.

Steve: Okay, 'Ny.

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Strange: So, if it's 9 months from conception to birth...

Strange: And my birthday is June 15...

Strange: That means I was conceived in September.

Strange: But my original due date was June 11...

Strange: Which means I was conceived...

Strange: 0o0

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Pietro: Mirrors are just 'no u' walls.

Rhodey: It's 4 in the morning please stop texting me.

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Okoye: NO, (BROTHER,) I DON'T WANT TO CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH! STOP HARASSING ME!

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MORE TO COME! Hope this wasn't too bad.

#marvel #my school is weird #shit my friends and i say #my friends are on crack