#there’s no fucking way

[spockkirkgrrrrrgrrrrrrr]

william shatner, notoriously anti spirk, directing the movie where HE himself acts as jim kirk who’s quite literally about two seconds away from fuckin smooching spock on the mouth (not in front of the klingons) and then ALSO directing the scene where kirk refers to spock as his brother. is such a choice

#he like #he has to be like. repressed in some way. right #i’m sorry but watch the fucking scene i’m talking about he’s not such a bad actor that he’d portray “i’m in love with you” so explicitly #if he wasn’t like.. feeling that emotion as his character in some way #there’s no fucking way #spirk #THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL/FAMILIAL/PLATONIC EXPLANATION FOR THAT SCENE

[frnkiebby]

he looks so done~🎃

#either he’s bored out of his mind #or someone said something REALLY fucking dumb #also there’s no fucking way he doesn’t get his eyebrows done #there’s no fucking way #if he told me they’re natural i wouldn’t believe him at all #frank iero #frnkiebby #mcr5 #mcr #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[eightiesrobin]

this has to be satire

#there’s no fucking way #he’s GAY #a fruit roll up if you will #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things

[roseofcards90]

#no way #there’s no fucking way #okay there’s 2 possibilities here 1: Sakura is a childhood friend of Rin’s and she was adopted into the Matou household #2: Sakura is her sister??? 😭 who was adopted into the Matou household I just can’t comprehend any other reason why she would ask this #if Sakura is her sister I’m going to lose my absolute mind #this is either me overthinking or me being dumb #Rose reads Fate Stay Night

[jerseymuppet]

what the fuck do you mean the silent hill games are abandonware?!

#konami?! HELLO?! #there’s no fucking way #jude.txt #silent hill

[evansbby]

how the everliving FUCK did ty and ella come third…

#what have I just seen #there’s no fucking way #someone counted the votes wrong #that is insane #they were literally the most popular #like ??? #hello????

[cartmandollie]

somewhat related to my last post there’s a fanfic where cartman — after liane dies — tricks butters into marrying him for health benefits and forcibly moves into his house and i think even that is more realistic than homeless cartman Please

in pc liane is alive, there’s no reason for her to die in fixed timeline so she would’ve removed her son from her life. which also feels wildly unrealistic, even as she gets more character development her i don’t see this [fixed timeline] happening and if it did it wldnt last a week

there’s no way liane can afford the gigachad retirement home for herself either unless we see otherwise — that’s gotta be rabbi cartman money — but if she cld she’d probably leave the house to her child.

#last post #eric cartman #south park post covid #i don’t think anyone wld willing put themselves in a retirement home either #trust me i worked at one #there’s no fucking way

[wormieapple]

WHO WAS GUNNA TELL ME ABOUT WATCHING OVER ME BY RADIO COMPANY

WHO WAS GUNNA TELL ME ABOUT THE DESTIEL SONG

I AM NOT OK

#destiel #there’s no fucking way #ive seen the video of misha saying it’s about cas but also did jensen ever confirm it???? is this confirmed???? #either way i’m delusional enough that it’s real to me #how could someone listen to that song and think that jensen is anti destiel #supernatural

[needvodkand1d]

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE’RE OUT OF THE U-20 WORLD CUP, THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN ANGER IN ME

#🇦🇷 #⚽️ #bad luck all over it #+30 attacks and not a single goal? #there’s no fucking way #I’m so fucking angry it’s impossible to type #these players have a long path but god they’re so good now #we just had bad luck today #(plus we needed more definition #and decisions) #but we were not the worst by far #plus England is out too so I’m teamless now #fucking awful day for football #I have a close eye on Italy but other than that I’m not super attached anymore #and USA which is foolish to say cause lbh here 😶

[abundanceofravens]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#10 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #there’s no fucking way #TEN YEARS? #anyway happy double digits

[fewderpewders]

I was doing some pokémon research cuz i don’t know anything about it but. when the fuck was someone gonna tell me there’s a pokémon called amoonguss

#blah #pokemon #‘first appearance 2010’ HELLO ???? #there’s no fucking way #i was like this has to be a joke. but it’s not

[yu-tap]

that rampage spoiler 😭

#there’s no fucking way

[coldhands-sunkeneyes]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DESERT SONG

#mcr #desert song #IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022!?????? #I’m throwing up #are you fucking kidding #frank iero I will personally kiss you on the fucking mouth #there’s no fucking way #give me the video NOW

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #radiorose #alastor #my art #autodesk sketchbook #they are so freaky they must have so many fucked up conversations like that I just know it #it's their weird way of “flirting” yk what I mean #I headcanon that Alastor HATES burgers and fast food in general ik it's very specific #my artstyle is so inconsistent ahah I'm experimenting don't mind me